Hairy female groins.




Posted by Xenos

Back when 1337 Cactus was at its height, on my pranking brigade, the retards often ask this question to the leader, Misoxeny, "is y0 puss shaved??" Explain. I never really understood this question.




Posted by Ant

What's there not to get? They were asking if he/she shaved it's pubes. You know...the hair by the woohaa and the weewee!




Posted by Xenos

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was asking why is it such a big deal. :eek:




Posted by Iris

Hair can be irritating during sex.




Posted by Ant

Oh! Hmm, it can effect some stuff sextually. Eating her out with a crap load of hair down there isn't going to be very fun. And most guys prefer none. Personally though, eh. Just a little bit is a good. When there is none it seems like they are little lolis.

My final thought though, MUST SUCK TO BE A GIRL LOL! What with having to shave the majority of your body :D But by golly, I like smooth skin!




Posted by Roger Smith

Lol...I voted.




Posted by Iris

Guys need to shave too! At least their chest and groin. Fellating isn't fun if you're flossing with hair whilst doing so.




Posted by Ant


Quoting Iris: Guys need to shave too! At least their chest and groin. Fellating isn't fun if you're flossing with hair whilst doing so.


Heh, why chest then? And bah, too much work.



Posted by Iris

I personally don't like the idea of running my fingers through hair while groping chests. Hell, hairy asses aren't fun to look at either.




Posted by Ant

YOU KIDDING? THOSE ARE THE BEST!




Posted by Iris

Hey, if I'm going to make my skin smooth, so should he. :mad:




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Girls need to shave. I don't care what they say about guys, but their face isn't actually in a patch of hair. Assuming you're not going to take the whole thing down your throat. But yeah, **** that ****, I won't go down on a girl if she hasn't shaved :) Luckily, there's rarely anything to worry about, since it's a given these days.




Posted by Lord of Spam

You'd be surpised.

You dont have to clear cut the forest, but at least make sure its not a ****ing jungle.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: You'd be surpised.


Oh I have been. :( But it's easy enough to just avoid it and go for a quick ****.



Posted by Lord of Spam

Or just stick it in her pooper. That works too.

And wait, are wel letting iris in here now? I say that calls for a hazing:link:




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Or just stick it in her pooper. That works too.


Unless that's also covered in hair...

And yeah sure, just as long as she doesn't complain about something.



Posted by The Judge

I see no reason to have a mouse down there.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: I see no reason to have a mouse down there.


That was fightening yet arousing for a second.



Posted by Arcadios

[Insert witty joke here]




Posted by The Judge

Well, I see no problem in a small amount of hair, but an afro is a straight no.




Posted by Ch

I'm one of the few who shaves downstairs.

It looks HUEG if you shave.

lol

And I like shaved girls with a landing strip. ****ing hot.




Posted by The Judge

[QUOTE=Ch




Posted by Ch

Oh you.




Posted by The Judge

I never said I was talking about you.




Posted by Ch

Either way.

Oh you.




Posted by Dreadnought

Dreadlocks plz.




Posted by Lord of Spam

Shaving is a ****ing hassle and a half. **** gets all itchy and stuff. **** that, man.




Posted by Ch

Eh but it pays off. Never worried about taking pants off.




Posted by mis0

I THINK PEOPLE NEED TO REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY. YOU KNOW, WITH SPORES AND STUFF.

I frankly aviod sexual stuff for the most part mainly because I'm incredibly self absorbed and doing things to please someone else is just a waste of **** time and also because I just am not that sexually driven (maybe my hormones are broken?)

Xenos) You sure they asked me that a bunch of times? I have a sharp memory and I sure as Hell don't remember that.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Eh but it pays off. Never worried about taking pants off.


Trim it up. best of both worlds.



Posted by Dreadnought

[quote=Vampiro]Trim it up. best of both worlds.

Hence, I had a pubic mohawk for two years. OLL PIX?




Posted by The Judge

I prefer my wild jungle of pubes. Shows that I really don't care.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Hence, I had a pubic mohawk for two years. OLL PIX?


llo pix



Posted by Dreadnought

Too late. I let it go. I could shave it back into place but you'd have to do something extra special amazing.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

sounds like a lot of effort




Posted by Xenos

[quote=Misoxeny]I THINK PEOPLE NEED TO REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY. YOU KNOW, WITH SPORES AND STUFF.

I frankly aviod sexual stuff for the most part mainly because I'm incredibly self absorbed and doing things to please someone else is just a waste of **** time and also because I just am not that sexually driven (maybe my hormones are broken?)

Xenos) You sure they asked me that a bunch of times? I have a sharp memory and I sure as Hell don't remember that.


Not a bunch on times, only once. I remember I IMed you or Sabredog saying, "What is up with that?" And you [or Sabre] said, "Beats me."




Posted by Linko_16

I really don't care. Sure, shaved is nice, but I've seen hentai of girls with a thick coat all the way up to their bellybuttons.

And lo, I fap'd.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: but I've seen hentai of girls with a thick coat all the way up to their bellybuttons.


HELL YEA!



Posted by Lord of Spam

****ing disgusting. I'm going to go play guitar hero now, **** you all.




Posted by Linko_16

Wouldn't that just feel good up against one another during the act? Like doing it with a couch.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

oh ****, i just lol'd so **** hard.




Posted by NEMI


Quoting The Judge: Well, I see no problem in a small amount of hair, but an afro is a straight no.



Heh, Heh >=P

I'm shaved, it feels more refreshed and comfortable ;)




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

pix etc




Posted by Ch

I like feeling like a pre-pubescent boy. Girls dig it too:)




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

p-p-p-pedos love the sh-sh-sh-shota.




Posted by Ch

I'm no pedo :(

btw pedo means "fart" in Spanish lol




Posted by Dreadnought

because licking a brillo pad is just such a turnon.

EDIT: F[COLOR=Black]uck[/COLOR]. Wrong page.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Not you, idiot :mad:

though I bet you are anyways. ****ing fart.


ninja'd




Posted by Lord of Spam

no, linko, it doesnt feel good. In fact, you dont really notice it all that much unless you're going down on a girl.

To be honest, I've never had a problem going down on girls as long as they were trimmed. Doesnt have to be gone, just kept in check.




Posted by Ch

You're a fart.

buffet

EDIT: DAM[COLOR="White"]MIT[/COLOR] I TRY AND MAKE ONE ****ING POST AND YOU SNAKE IT AWAY FROM ME LOS. ****IT WHAT THE **** **** *** COKC GOBLIN.




Posted by Lord of Spam

thats what you get for speaking spanish, *******




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Lord of Spam: no, linko, it doesnt feel good. In fact, you dont really notice it all that much unless you're going down on a girl.


I meant the up-to-the-belly-button idea.

Though I really just said that couch thing for shock value and potential rep.




Posted by Ch


Quoting Lord of Spam: thats what you get for speaking spanish, *******


:( You make sad.



Posted by Apathetic

I heard women in france dont shave.




Posted by Ch

That's disgusting.




Posted by Ant


Quoting Linko_16: I meant the up-to-the-belly-button idea.


No, that'd just be gross. Although I wouldn't mind sitting on them. Naked.



Posted by Slade


Quoting Apathetic: I heard women in france dont shave.

Sadly, I've seen a lot of girls who didn't shave their legs. Hell, my neighbor doesn't shave her legs(I only just noticed recently:(). The time that sucked the worst, though, was at some camp where we were out in canoes and this girl rode up next to my canoe. I was like lol cute and was checking her out when I noticed this pair of mammoth legs attached to the cute face. Needless to say I lost all interest.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Although I wouldn't mind sitting on them. Naked.


ftw



Posted by Lord of Spam

I like how the asian voted for hairy. ****ing gross.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

lol brilliant




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Ant: No, that'd just be gross. Although I wouldn't mind sitting on them. Naked.


Just kick back on a hairy chick, grab the remote and some chips, and veg out for the rest of the day.

[spoiler]It's the couch joke again.[/spoiler]




Posted by Dreadnought

7'foot fatass on a hairy chick. I feel like puking, then fapping, then puking again.




Posted by The Judge

*pushes thumbs into eyes*




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

*Pushes puke into thumbs"




Posted by The Judge

You have learned well, Grasshopper.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Too well, in fact.




Posted by The Judge

The student has become the master.




Posted by Klarth

I tried shaving my groin once.

It itched like hell for a week and took two months to grow back fully.

Never again.

Ever.




Posted by Lord of Spam

I did that once too.

In other news, I never want to see klarths crotch again.




Posted by Zeta

You've seen it before?




Posted by Lord of Spam

klarth: i saved my groin

me: i did that too

I WAS SAYING THAT I SHAVED KLARTSH CROTCH DURR DURR DURR

thanks for killing the joke, faggot




Posted by Zeta

You're welcome. :cookie:




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

*oscar*




Posted by Zeta

:big_bird:




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

:garfield:




Posted by Zeta

:snoopy:




Posted by Lord of Spam

:spam::spam2::spam3:

just checking how many there are




Posted by Poison


Quoting Klarth: I tried shaving my groin once.

It itched like hell for a week and took two months to grow back fully.

Never again.

Ever.

You didn't do a good enough job. What did you shave with? A razor? You



Posted by Dreadnought

I just shaved, mainly because I was tired of excessively long hairs getting yanked out. It really feels quite breathtaking.




Posted by Staev

I like a well-trimmed "landing strip" on a girl, personally. But I'm not picky. :-*




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: It really feels quite breathtaking.


You constantly give me more reasons to hate you.



Posted by ASUKA

Whatever happened to just waxing?

All you crazy chicks with the shaving. Gosh.




Posted by Lord of Spam

Not everyone enjoys ripping the outer layer of skin off their body.




Posted by Boner


Quoting Iris: Guys need to shave too!


I agree to this. While I have never completely shaved, I keep it trimmed very close.


Quoting Iris: At least their chest and groin.


Groin: Yes. Chest: Nevar! However, if I was with some chick for a long, long time and she requested it, I might be so inclined. Not that my chest is that hairy to begin with.


Quoting Iris: Fellating isn't fun if you're flossing with hair whilst doing so.


The worst is when one of those long curly things gets stuck in the back of your throat. Think of John Candy in the movie "Summer Rental" when he chokes on the popcorn.


[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v468/bc2412/lawnmower-pubic-tatoo.jpg[/IMG]



Posted by Staev


Quoting Opeth:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v468/bc2412/lawnmower-pubic-tatoo.jpg[/IMG]






Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

in b4 LoS and his star trek faggotry.




Posted by Lord of Spam

...:( I was just going to say "i lol'd:(




Posted by Zeta

Coming from you that's Star Trek faggotry.




Posted by sniper


Quoting Staev:

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v313/sunaipakun/thatsnotmude.jpg[/IMG]



Posted by Lord of Spam

in before muddy dicks

food for thought: since the mud covers said dick, one could argue that it is already censored. Loophole get?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

You don't get it? It's not whether it's covered or not, it's what it symbolises, man. Don't you get it? It symbolises society and its war against the government who oppresses them. It symbolises the black against the whites and vice versa. It symbolises our hate for all things sexual. Don't you see?




Posted by Staev


Quoting Vampiro: You don't get it? It's not whether it's covered or not, it's what it symbolises, man. Don't you get it? It symbolises society and its war against the government who oppresses them. It symbolises the black against the whites and vice versa. It symbolises our hate for all things sexual. Don't you see?






Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Vampiro: You don't get it? It's not whether it's covered or not, it's what it symbolises, man. Don't you get it? It symbolises society and its war against the government who oppresses them. It symbolises the black against the whites and vice versa. It symbolises our hate for all things sexual. Don't you see?



idk just looks like a dick with **** on it to me



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

That's the problem with the youth today. They don't see the underlining message. It's just dicks with **** on them.




Posted by Lord of Spam

... thats because its just a **** covered dick.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

don't be a jew about this




Posted by Lord of Spam

hey man, **** you




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

shut your ****ing kike mouth up.




Posted by Lord of Spam

BLOND HAIR BLUE EYES LOL WUT




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

k-i-k-e




Posted by Lord of Spam

pft, cats have eyes, man.

Eyes.




Posted by Staev



Both of you. :-*




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I would edit that into some sort of praise, but it wouldn't do hitler justice.




Posted by Lord of Spam

your pooper does justice to hilter... on my cock.




Posted by Roger Smith

Well, I'll be the first person in this thread to use the politically correct term: "Vagina"




Posted by Lord of Spam

axewound




Posted by Staev


Quoting Roger Smith: Well, I'll be the first person in this thread to use the politically correct term: "Vagina"


Hahahaha, dumbass...it's pronounced "burgina."



Posted by Roger Smith


Quoting Staev: Hahahaha, dumbass...it's pronounced "burgina."


Seriously dude, you should run...fast...before I go all BIG O, SHOOOW TIIIIME on your ***.



Posted by Lord of Spam

for some reason i read that as BEERgina, and pictured a beer can next to a vagina

odd




Posted by Staev


Quoting Lord of Spam: for some reason i read that as BEERgina, and pictured a beer can next to a vagina

odd


My boy...

...on this day, you have become...*sniffles a bit*

A MAN!!!



Posted by mis0


Quoting sniper: [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v313/sunaipakun/thatsnotmude.jpg[/IMG]

DAT BOROMIRS OLD MAN?




Posted by Boner


Quoting Lord of Spam: for some reason i read that as BEERgina, and pictured a beer can next to a vagina

odd


You ever see a picture of a beer can in a vagina?



Posted by Dreadnought

[quote=Staev]My boy...

...on this day, you have become...*sniffles a bit*

[SIZE=10]A MAN!!![/SIZE]

WHAT IS A MAN?



A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF [COLOR=White]PENIS[/COLOR]!




Posted by Boner


Quoting Dreadnought: WHAT IS A MAN?



A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF [COLOR=White]PENIS[/COLOR]!




[IMG]http://www.fiery-foods.com/images/misc/CookedSausage_low.jpg[/IMG]



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: You ever see a picture of a beer can in a vagina?


Who hasn't? Surprisingly, I saw a complete head go into a vagooo before anything else. This was when I was 12/13. Changed my life it did.



Posted by Ch


Quoting Opeth: [IMG]http://www.fiery-foods.com/images/misc/CookedSausage_low.jpg[/IMG]



I BOL'd. There are green ones.