Nobody gets past the Klarth

M1lkeeHoney652: Hello
Silvershade Lynx: Hi! I don't know you.
M1lkeeHoney652: so, whats ur point?
Silvershade Lynx: uhhh, I guess I'm asking who you are!
M1lkeeHoney652: ok
Silvershade Lynx: so uh, who's this
M1lkeeHoney652: my name is jennie
Silvershade Lynx: uh, hi
M1lkeeHoney652: how r you?
Silvershade Lynx: i'm fine
Silvershade Lynx: how did you get my screenname?
M1lkeeHoney652: whats ur name again?
M1lkeeHoney652: Your not talking
Silvershade Lynx: my name is mohammed.
M1lkeeHoney652: ;)
M1lkeeHoney652: :p
Silvershade Lynx: i concur
M1lkeeHoney652: oll
Silvershade Lynx: so, who is this really?
M1lkeeHoney652: Are you still there?
Silvershade Lynx: no, I'm in siberia
M1lkeeHoney652: why not?
Silvershade Lynx: okay, this is stupid!
M1lkeeHoney652: ???
Silvershade Lynx: either you're a deluded young girl or you're a script designed to act like one
M1lkeeHoney652: are you any good with computers? I am pretty illiterate when it comes to computers, haha
Silvershade Lynx: either way, this conversation is annoying me!
M1lkeeHoney652: huh?
Silvershade Lynx: yeah, it's pretty obvious you're one of those "prank your friends" ****s
M1lkeeHoney652: oh ok
Silvershade Lynx: i rest my case
M1lkeeHoney652: i dont beleive u lol
M1lkeeHoney652: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot prank all your friends by visiting imprank.ebaumsworld(dot)com

What a poorly programmed bot.

Yeah... that was pathetic. I'M SURE YOUR FRIEND WAS REALLY LAUGHING IT UP.

SEQUEL TIME

MaxMouseAIM2: HAHAHAHHAHHAH
Silvershade Lynx: :)
MaxMouseAIM2: Hi I'm jennie
MaxMouseAIM2: lol
Silvershade Lynx: you're also brainless!
MaxMouseAIM2: Lol you were like the only one online so I decided to try it on you
Silvershade Lynx: i'm going to rape your family
MaxMouseAIM2: I doubt your weak little body is strong enough to
Silvershade Lynx: i'll skullfuck you.
MaxMouseAIM2: bitch you warned me now people gonna ask me why I'm 20%
Silvershade Lynx: just tell them you're a moron
Silvershade Lynx: easier than lying

RumpPuppie929 (8:46:24 AM): Hi how are you
drfaust****it (8:46:29 AM): nm u
RumpPuppie929 (8:46:40 AM): im just sitting here being bored
drfaust****it (8:47:36 AM): Mike?
RumpPuppie929 (8:47:50 AM): have you tried the new coke with lime? it's pretty good
RumpPuppie929 (8:49:02 AM): where did u go? lol
drfaust****it (8:49:31 AM): this is...not mike?
RumpPuppie929 (8:49:48 AM): really?
drfaust****it (8:50:03 AM): oh, AIM bot
drfaust****it (8:50:09 AM): yar har har, ur funneh
RumpPuppie929 (8:50:17 AM): lol sorry, im no bot
drfaust****it (8:50:24 AM): then?
RumpPuppie929 (8:50:32 AM): crap, i was gonna ask u something but i cant remember now lol
drfaust****it (8:50:44 AM): LOLOLOLOL
drfaust****it (8:50:48 AM): LOL
drfaust****it (8:50:52 AM): THAT'S FUNNY
RumpPuppie929 (8:50:54 AM): are you any good with computers? I am pretty illiterate when it comes to computers, haha
drfaust****it (8:51:14 AM): haha, you've been talking to an AIM Bot. Right now someone's laughing it up as they watch this conversation!
RumpPuppie929 (8:51:18 AM):
drfaust****it (8:51:42 AM): oi
drfaust****it (8:51:46 AM): Iiiiiiii'm shanks
drfaust****it (8:51:48 AM): 'ere
RumpPuppie929 (8:51:51 AM): i think I am dehydrated lol
drfaust****it (8:51:53 AM): take me bloomin' 'at!
drfaust****it (8:52:00 AM): *tosses hat*
RumpPuppie929 (8:52:05 AM): so what r u diong right now?
drfaust****it (8:52:14 AM): Tossing my hat, what's it look like?
RumpPuppie929 (8:52:29 AM): are u online a lot?
drfaust****it (8:52:40 AM): none of your business, Queen bee
RumpPuppie929 (8:52:49 AM): mna, I am tired
drfaust****it (8:53:08 AM): *refuses to respond with anything other than a dictative ation*
RumpPuppie929 (8:53:18 AM): whats yuor name again?
drfaust****it (8:53:27 AM): You're a really poorly programmed bot
RumpPuppie929 (8:53:37 AM): im not a bot, lol did u really think i was?
drfaust****it (8:53:47 AM): what
RumpPuppie929 (8:53:58 AM): i dont remember anymoer lol
drfaust****it (8:54:03 AM): what
RumpPuppie929 (8:54:11 AM): i've been wondering that for a long time lol
drfaust****it (8:54:19 AM): what
RumpPuppie929 (8:54:32 AM): what do u think?
RumpPuppie929 (8:55:45 AM): hello? i just want to talk to u for a bit
RumpPuppie929 (8:56:21 AM): You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot prank all your friends by visiting imprank.ebaumsworld(dot)com
drfaust****it (8:56:48 AM): AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
drfaust****it (8:56:55 AM): WOW WHAT A FARCE THIS WAS

OhNoThatCrazy192: Hiya
antmanmadness: hi
OhNoThatCrazy192: hows ti goin?
antmanmadness: dandy
OhNoThatCrazy192: do you have a gf/bf?
antmanmadness: lol idk
OhNoThatCrazy192: ok
OhNoThatCrazy192: where did u go? lol
antmanmadness: go where?
OhNoThatCrazy192: whats your name again?
antmanmadness: sigh, this is one of those robot things
OhNoThatCrazy192: u really think I am a bot? lmao sorry to disapoint u
antmanmadness: yiffyiffyiff
OhNoThatCrazy192: yoru weird lol
antmanmadness: who are you
OhNoThatCrazy192: crystal 21/female/washington
antmanmadness: O RLY
OhNoThatCrazy192: sow hat r you doing right now?
OhNoThatCrazy192: :-P
antmanmadness: fapping to the thought of you naked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OhNoThatCrazy192: me? no
antmanmadness: I'm spurtin here
OhNoThatCrazy192: have you seen the new War of the Worlds? i thought it was really good
antmanmadness: fukken old
OhNoThatCrazy192: old is no good
antmanmadness: your fat face is no good
antmanmadness: go eat a pile of poo
OhNoThatCrazy192: im just sitting here being bored
antmanmadness: botbotbot
OhNoThatCrazy192: ;-)
OhNoThatCrazy192: u seem interesting, can we talk more?
antmanmadness: no
OhNoThatCrazy192: thats too bad
OhNoThatCrazy192: Your nott alking
antmanmadness: looooooooooooooooool
OhNoThatCrazy192: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot prank all your friends by visiting imprank.ebaumsworld(dot)com

M1lkeeHoney409: Sup
Shin Rawr: Bot
M1lkeeHoney409: im not a bot, lol did u really think i was?
Shin Rawr: Bot
M1lkeeHoney409: lmao, i'm not a bot
Shin Rawr: I'll slap you with a Jesus, bot.
M1lkeeHoney409: u really think i am a bot? lmao sorry to disapoint u
Shin Rawr: Bots don't have souls :-)
M1lkeeHoney409: i just got my new laptop today, i'm excited
Shin Rawr: You don't have a soul, you can't get excited.
M1lkeeHoney409: we were discussing you -- not me
Shin Rawr: Lies.
M1lkeeHoney409: i jsut went for a run so i'm all sweaty now, gross lol
Shin Rawr: Only those with souls sweat, unless they're vegitarian. Those aren't people. You bot, do not sweat lol
Shin Rawr: Jesus didn't die for your sins lol
M1lkeeHoney409: lmao, im not a bot
Shin Rawr: lmaololbotlol8-)
M1lkeeHoney409: :-\
Shin Rawr: Your mother's a whore
M1lkeeHoney409: you talking to me?! stfu
Shin Rawr: You just touched me
Shin Rawr: I'm calling the police, pedobot
M1lkeeHoney409: leave me out of this. i did nothing wrong
Shin Rawr: O RLY!
M1lkeeHoney409: i just went for a run so i'm all sweaty now, gross lol
Shin Rawr: Bots don't have an afterlife lol
M1lkeeHoney409: hahaha
Shin Rawr: Yeah, neither do people8-)
M1lkeeHoney409: :-P
Shin Rawr: QUICK BOT TEST
Shin Rawr: ****
Shin Rawr: ****
Shin Rawr: ****
Shin Rawr: ASSHAT
M1lkeeHoney409: lol sorry, im no bot
Shin Rawr: OH SNAP **** YOUR MOTHER WITH A WOODENSPOON
Shin Rawr: You suck as a bot
M1lkeeHoney409: was that an insult?
Shin Rawr: You tell me bot
Shin Rawr: lol botsecks
M1lkeeHoney409: you want me to tell you?
Shin Rawr: Tell me yes and have hot steamy botsecks with me?
M1lkeeHoney409: i think you know already
Shin Rawr: ****
Shin Rawr: You're gay?
M1lkeeHoney409: was that an nisult?
Shin Rawr: Was that a racist slur?
Shin Rawr: btw
Shin Rawr: ASL
M1lkeeHoney409: i'll probably never know lol
Shin Rawr: Oh right, bots don't have genitals
Shin Rawr: ASL
M1lkeeHoney409: are u any good with computers? I am pretty illiterate when it comes to computers, haha
Shin Rawr: BOT
M1lkeeHoney409: what? lol sorry i'm no bot
Shin Rawr: You're B&
M1lkeeHoney409: u says ome interesting things... lol
Shin Rawr: asl
M1lkeeHoney409: 17/male/arizona
Shin Rawr: HYPER BOT
M1lkeeHoney409: im not a bot, lol did u really think I was?
Shin Rawr: Choose one, vagoo or peNor? MAKE YOUR TIME.
M1lkeeHoney409: :-\
Shin Rawr: VAGOO OR PENOR, ANSWER
M1lkeeHoney409: ugh
M1lkeeHoney409: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot prank all your friends by visiting imprank.ebaumsworld(dot)com
Shin Rawr: HAHAHAHA YOU TOTALLY GOT ME

Oh-ho-ho, turns out I log my conversations! Here's the one I got this morning:

[09:09 AM] RobotoCraze426: Hello
[09:09 AM] Trigger: Who be you?
[09:09 AM] RobotoCraze426: do u think so?
[09:10 AM] Trigger: Oh, right, one of those bots.
[09:10 AM] Trigger: Clever.
[09:10 AM] RobotoCraze426: did you know there r coffee flavored PEZ? wierd...
[09:11 AM] RobotoCraze426: u doin ok over there?
[09:12 AM] Trigger: Great idea, man. Send me a bot who constantly messages me until his time is up, even if I close the window. Pure genius right there...
[09:12 AM] RobotoCraze426: what?l ol sorry i'm no bot
[09:12 AM] Trigger: LOL YOU'VE BEEN TLKING 2 A BOT LOLOLOL!
[09:12 AM] RobotoCraze426: haha
[09:13 AM] RobotoCraze426: uh hello? why raen't you talking?
[09:14 AM] RobotoCraze426: :-p
[09:15 AM] RobotoCraze426: Are you still there?
[09:16 AM] RobotoCraze426: ???
[09:17 AM] RobotoCraze426: uh hello? why aren't you talking?
[09:18 AM] RobotoCraze426: u doin ok over there?
[09:18 AM] Trigger: So, when does your time end?
[09:18 AM] RobotoCraze426: lol ur funny
[09:19 AM] Trigger: Because, messages every minute about where I am isn't all that funny.
[09:19 AM] RobotoCraze426: los angeles
[09:19 AM] RobotoCraze426: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot prank all your friends by visiting imprank.ebaumsworld(dot)com
[09:19 AM] Trigger: ZOMG!

Then my conversation with Sable Wind about it:
[09:15 AM] Trigger: Who is the little assbandit that sent me that bot?
[09:15 AM] Sable Wind: What happened now?
[09:15 AM] Trigger: I just have one of those retarded AIM bots messaging me, who act like they're real then say, "LOL YOU'VE BEEN TALKING TO A BOT."
[09:16 AM] Sable Wind: I hate those
[09:16 AM] Trigger: Little fucker keeps messaging you, until his time is up, even with no reply.
[09:16 AM] Sable Wind: Yeah
[09:16 AM] Trigger: It's kind of a giveaway with a name lik RobotoCraze...
[09:16 AM] Sable Wind: Haha, I've had ones with names like Sufergirl2345262398230
[09:16 AM] Trigger: Haha.
[09:16 AM] Sable Wind: *surfer even
[09:16 AM] Trigger:
[09:17 AM] Trigger: Even if it isn't a bot, he's a persistent little cunt.
[09:18 AM] Sable Wind: Lmao
[09:18 AM] Sable Wind: Poor guy misses you
[09:18 AM] Sable Wind: He just wants a friend!
[09:18 AM] Trigger: But uh, messages once every minute indicate automatic timer.
[09:18 AM] Trigger: Okay, okay. I'll talk to him!
[09:19 AM] Trigger:
[09:20 AM] Sable Wind: Gosh he's so funny!
[09:20 AM] Trigger: A bag of hilarity. How can it be free!?
[09:20 AM] Sable Wind: what an engaging conversation
[09:20 AM] Trigger: LOS ANGELES!
[09:21 AM] Sable Wind: lmao
[09:21 AM] Sable Wind: Did the person who did this really think you'd be so thick
[09:21 AM] Trigger: I guess so.
[09:21 AM] Trigger: I was just writing to him, "How could anyone possibly have a conversation with you for ten minutes? You barely make sense." Then the message came up and I was all, "OMG I'VE BEEN TALKING TO A COMPZ? WTF PWNED!"
[09:22 AM] Sable Wind: hahaha
[09:22 AM] Sable Wind: I like how they even put in purposeful typos
[09:22 AM] Sable Wind: to throw you off the trail!
[09:22 AM] Trigger: Yeah, and I love how messages aren't instant. There's a little delay, so I see that they're "writing a message."
[09:23 AM] Trigger: LOL IM NOT A BOT
[09:23 AM] Sable Wind: u folo
[09:23 AM] Sable Wind: asl
[09:25 AM] Trigger: los angeles

These were barely funny when they were new. Max Mouse is fukken old'd. :(

I'm more disgusted that Max Mouse has my AIM screen name, really...

Oh, Max Mouse, you are a world of hilarity. I hope you realise that the more of those idiotic bots you send me, the more of their names I will ignore - and really, they'll have to run out of names to use eventually.

[08:10 AM] KirkyLand976: Hi Im kelly Max Mouse says STFU *****
[08:11 AM] Trigger: Hi, I'm Trigger. Trigger says, "Welcome to my ignore, you stupid wench."

I used to turn logging off, because I don't care about past conversations. Seeing I now have Trillian Pro, the "short history" preview I get when I open a conversation window is a little nifty, but relies on logged conversations. :(

[quote]Max Mouse disagrees: what the hell this is not from me did you prank yourself wow thats neat............
You're an idiot.
1.) Why in the hell would I "prank" myself? That's just stupid. Could it be that *gasp* someone else sent it?! OH LAWD.
2.) It's not really a prank when I got the IM RIGHT after I looked on this thread and the bot had the same username as the one that "got" Klarth.
3.) Never IM me again.

RumpPuppie626: Hi Im new to AIM
RumpPuppie626: Please talk to me
ZterlingZen: How'd you get my sn?
RumpPuppie626: i dont mean to bother u but i found ure sn on my buddy list for reason
ZterlingZen: Oh yeah, bot.
RumpPuppie626: u really think i am a bot? lmao sorry to disapoint u
ZterlingZen: Botbotbot
RumpPuppie626: ???
ZterlingZen: ;l
ZterlingZen: Whatever.
ZterlingZen: asl?
RumpPuppie626: u ok over there? lol
ZterlingZen: ;l
ZterlingZen: Asl?
RumpPuppie626:
ZterlingZen: ;l
ZterlingZen: Max.
ZterlingZen: I know iyts you
RumpPuppie626:
ZterlingZen: Jesus
RumpPuppie626: u ok over there? lol
ZterlingZen: LETS BANG
ZterlingZen: <33
ZterlingZen: AWW YEAH BABY
RumpPuppie626: hmmm, what do u want to talka bout?
ZterlingZen: LETS SEX UP
ZterlingZen: BBY
RumpPuppie626: -:p
ZterlingZen: OH YEAH
RumpPuppie626: alrighty
ZterlingZen: GIMME YOUR MAN JUICES
RumpPuppie626: oh crap i forgot my dentist appointment oops
ZterlingZen: IMMA CHARGIN MA LAZOR
ZterlingZen: IMMA FIRIN MA LAZOR
RumpPuppie626: i just went for a run so i'm all sweaty now, gross lol
ZterlingZen: SHOOP A WOOP
RumpPuppie626: crap, i was gonna ask u something but i cant remember now lol
RumpPuppie626: where did ug o? lol
ZterlingZen: in your ***
ZterlingZen: 9C'MON
RumpPuppie626: i love a good ***
ZterlingZen: STICK IT IN MY VAGOO ALREADY
RumpPuppie626: do u still live with your parents?
ZterlingZen: FAT LOLI STALKER
ZterlingZen: <33
ZterlingZen: I CAME
RumpPuppie626: are u online a lot?
ZterlingZen: ARE YOU IN MY *** ALOT?
RumpPuppie626: um, on?
ZterlingZen: ZOMG U HAV BEEN TLKIN 2 A BOTZORZ LIEK UR FREND IS LAFFING ZOMGXORZ PWNEDLSHFJDSKGHIE
RumpPuppie626: im not that interesting, lol
ZterlingZen: YOUR NOT THAT GOOD IN BED EITHER
ZterlingZen: VCLKHVD;HBG;
ZterlingZen: ASL?
RumpPuppie626: yea
ZterlingZen: ASL?
RumpPuppie626: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot prank all your friends by visiting imprank.ebaumsworld(dot)com
ZterlingZen: AWW MAN! SH[COLOR="Black"]I[/COLOR]T YOU GOT ME THAR!

And the foolowing conversation with max.

MaxMouseAIM: ZterlingZen: Oh yeah, bot.
MaxMouseAIM: hey you changed that
MaxMouseAIM: LOL
MaxMouseAIM: I'm sorry
ZterlingZen: Ah
ZterlingZen: Whatever
ZterlingZen: ;>
ZterlingZen: Thats what I meant to say.
MaxMouseAIM: I couldn't help it
ZterlingZen: <3
ZterlingZen: Dude.
ZterlingZen: I knew it was you anyways.
ZterlingZen: Jesus
MaxMouseAIM: RumpPuppie626: i love a good ***
MaxMouseAIM: RumpPuppie626: im not that interesting, lol ZterlingZen: YOUR NOT THAT GOOD IN BED EITHER
MaxMouseAIM: lol
ZterlingZen: Your a dumbass.

[quote=Kolo]ZterlingZen: Your a dumbass.
You're a dumbass.

you know, the bots stop talking to you immediately if you just warn them.



edit: i wanna bot :(

periorbital: asl
MaxMouseAIM: ?
periorbital: ??
periorbital: asl
periorbital: ASL
periorbital: FAGGOT
MaxMouseAIM: how rude
periorbital: :-*
periorbital: a
periorbital: sl
MaxMouseAIM: I forgot who this is
MaxMouseAIM: someone from vgchat I guess
periorbital: MAX MOUSE
periorbital: asl
periorbital: send me a bot
MaxMouseAIM: why?
periorbital: SEND IT
MaxMouseAIM: I don't send bots to people who ask for them
periorbital: SEND
periorbital: ME
periorbital: A
periorbital: BOT
periorbital: woah fine
periorbital: don't send me a bot
periorbital: hint hint
MaxMouseAIM: ah G-sides
periorbital: sup
periorbital: asl
periorbital: a
periorbital: sl
periorbital: a
periorbital: s
periorbital: llll
periorbital: a/s
periorbital: ?
periorbital: pz
periorbital: BOT=
MaxMouseAIM: look at my profile stupid ASL
periorbital: wtf
periorbital: bot=
periorbital: send
MaxMouseAIM: why you want me to send you a bot o_o
periorbital: SEND
periorbital: IT
periorbital: NOW.
MaxMouseAIM: I call them n00biebots lol
periorbital: lol asl?
MaxMouseAIM: O_o
periorbital: O_.
MaxMouseAIM: You want a bot?
periorbital: i'd love a bot.
periorbital: if u plz.
MaxMouseAIM: And I want to see naked pictures of Iris
periorbital: -gems-
MaxMouseAIM: such a lame little thread
periorbital: aw
periorbital: someone's ****y :(



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