I has a new knife

Posted by Lord of Spam

So my old pocket knife was retired recently. It was dull as **** and the blade was starting to get loose... really loose. So I went over to sports authority and picked up a new blade. The old knife was a 2 inch blade, this new one is a bit of an upgrage. Its a 3 inch surgical steel blade. It opens so smoothly and quietly those boxes will never know what hit them. I put it next to my keyboard to give a feel for what it looks like. I'd post pix of my holding it, but I'm not that hardcore yet.

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v329/penguinbob/temp/knife.jpg[/IMG]

<3

Posted by The Judge

My knife dulls a lot, but I just get it sharpened on a diamond-cutter at work.

Posted by Arcadios

Are you thug enough for that knife?
WELL ARE YOU?!

Posted by Roger Smith

Just get a 9mm you'll be fine. Good lookin knife though.

Posted by Lord of Spam

1) not everyone works in a ****ing steel mill. Buy me a diamond whatever and I'll use it.

2) Yes, i am thug enough.

3) yeah, its super evil looking. The black blade i think is what does it. Plus, teh black parts of the handle are like, rubberized, so its super soft and comfy.

Posted by junior senior

I can't even look at that because it feels like it's gonna stab me in the eyes, I'm typing this with my eyes closed because I have really bad OCD. :(

Posted by Arcadios

Why do you need a knife when your forhead is a fortress?
[spoiler]Sorry :(
Rogey told me to post it.[/spoiler]

Posted by Lord of Spam

Quoting Arcadios: Why do you need a knife when your forhead is a fortress?
[spoiler]Sorry [spoiler]:([/spoiler]
Rogey told me to post it.[/spoiler]


HAHA:(

I mostly use it for opening stuff, or cutting the tags off of stuff for customers who need it. I usually keep it partially closed and keep my palm over it, so it kinda looks like i just tear it off. I actually had a woman (a real *****y one) start to complain that i was tearing tags off, so i just turned my hand over. Probably shouldnt have flashed a knife at someone that was annoying me, but it shut her up.
Posted by Phantasma2

Quoted post: Why do you need a knife when your forhead is a fortress?


5head sir. And **** it that knife is sexy.
Posted by Lord of Spam

it was only like 30 bucks, too. The guy there had to check my id to sell it to me though.:(

Posted by Arcadios

Nice deal. :cool:

Posted by NES Queen

so how many fingers do you have left after your little "accident"? ;)

Posted by Zeta

In before someone says 'Cut yourself, emofag.'

Nice knife, btw.

Posted by Roger Smith

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v421/Roger_Smith0/Fortresshead.jpg[/IMG]

NO PRINCESS IN THIS CASTLE.

Arc got me LoS pic.

Posted by Arcadios

Then after words we made hot monkey love. :)
Mr Nintendo74: http://vgchat.com/showpost.php?p=325003&postcount=250
Mr Nintendo74: perfect?
Roger Smith0: Holy ****
Roger Smith0: I will make hot monkey love to you now
Mr Nintendo74: :-*

But I'd prefer this bad boy.

Posted by Lord of Spam

yeah, except thats ornamental faggotry, whereas mine is going to be used. A lot.

AINT GOT NO TIME FER NO FANCINESS ON MAH WORKIN KNIFE

Posted by Zeta

Quoting Lord of Spam: whereas mine is going to be used. A lot.


I look forward to reading news reports about a new serial killer in Florida.
Posted by Roger Smith

Quoting Zeta: I look forward to reading news reports about a new serial killer in Florida.


I can already hear what ppl will say to describe him: "He had a ****ing castle shooting out oversized bullets on his forehead! It was the most terrible thing I'v ever seen in my life!"
Posted by Arcadios

Jumpman to zeh rescue!

Posted by Roger Smith

RIDEMAN APPEARS AS A NEW CHALLANGER.

BATTLE CONDITIONS: DEFEAT ENEMY WITH A SHIN-SHORYUKEN.

Posted by Apathetic

Nice k-nife. Now you can go shank some ****s for 65hp :)

Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

pussy. only *****es use fancy knives. men use shivs, nigga.

Posted by mis0

It looks the same as mine, but I have a 4 inch blade coated in "stainless titanium" which looks very black and then metallicy-grey when light reflects off it. I also kill boxes and things of that nature with it.

Posted by Apathetic

Quoting Vampiro: pussy. only *****es use fancy knives. men use shivs, nigga.

Shivs?
Posted by Lethal Shadow

Reminds me of one of my knives.
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v702/cmsdalilsht/IMG_0484.jpg[/IMG]

Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Quoted post: Shivs?


Basically just a sharp object, mainly used in prisons from various objects like snapped toothbrushes, various pieces of sharp metal, etc.
Posted by Roger Smith

They're popular in prisons.

Posted by Slade

The name of it escapes me right now, but my friend has one of those 7" knives the marines or some other military force uses.

The irony is that he doesn't even slay boxes with it. I'm sure by now the beast has been conquered by the dust of time and un-use.

Posted by Apathetic

Quoting Vampiro: Basically just a sharp object, mainly used in prisons from various objects like snapped toothbrushes, various pieces of sharp metal, etc.

Oh dang man, that is hardcore. Well I still wish I had a knife like LoS's, but broken toothbrushes will have to do for now.
Posted by ExoXile

This would all be pretty kewl, if you were Finnish.
But you're not. :(

Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Anyone else find it dumb how you have to buy your own knives for this kind of thing? My friend works as a stockboy, and they don't even provide him a means of opening boxes. YET HE GETS A UNIFORM *** FORBID HE LOOK RATTY EVEN IF HE CAN'T DO HIS JOB LOL

Posted by Ant

oh man, roger smith had me laughing in this thread quite a bit.

oh and nice spoon

Posted by ExoXile

Quoting Roger Smith: They're popular in prisons.

What?
Soap?
Posted by Slade

Quoting ExoXile: This would all be pretty kewl, if you were Finnish.
But you're not. :(

lol wut?

Oh, I remembered the name of that knife. It's a Kbar, but you have to say it K'BARRRRRRRR
Posted by ExoXile

Quoting Slade: lol wut?

The Finnish are the only ones who will fight a guy with a gun, and still win with only a knife.
:cool:
Posted by jefferey shalome

that is teh pimp knife.

Posted by Lord of Spam

Quoting Ant: oh man, roger smith had me laughing in this thread quite a bit.

oh and nice spoon


Obscure Simpsons references will only make my erection harder.

But yeah, this is a 3inch surgical steel blade. I actually cut myself with it today as I was closing it. I didnt even really feel the pain. It was just like "What was that? Oh, I'm bleeding. Jolly good."
Posted by Raptor

Your keyboard looks just like mine.

Posted by Apathetic

MX1000 by logitec?

Posted by specopssv44

ill have to post a pic of my KABAR sometime.... judge knows of its power, he saw the destruction in jows garage haha