Adult Shoppe




Posted by Linko_16

So, naturally, since we've just turned eighteen, my friends decided to drag me and my twin to an adult shoppe.

My brother bought a dildo. I bought a soda.

Discuss.




Posted by Arcadios

Why does your brother need a dildo?
To smack people with it?




Posted by Zeta

...I don't think a soda can will fit in there, Lin- OH WAIT YOU BOUGHT IT TO DRINK NEVERMIND LOL




Posted by Linko_16

So he can bury it in the yard and forget about it.

...

Well, he's burying it somewhere, anyway.

Edit - Ninja'd




Posted by Lord of Spam

Wait, wait wait... you have a twin? ****ing hot, i"m fapping already. pix pls.

Just make sure that they're labeled and censored lol




Posted by Linko_16



Spoilers: He's gay.




Posted by Lord of Spam

No, no, like, pix of you two together. You dont even have to do anything, just be like standing there or whatever.

I have to see two of something to climax:(

[quote]Spoilers: He's gay.

I THINK WE JUST SOLVED THAT DILDO MYSTERY




Posted by Zeta

Kinda figured that from him buying a dildo.

EDIT: Suzu Fujibayashi'd

[quote]I have to see two of something to climax

I could send you my Futu Sisters hentai manga, but you don't like animu.




Posted by Arcadios

[quote]He's gay
Looks like it.




Posted by Zeta


Quoting Arcadios: Looks like it.


You just indirectly insulted Linko. =/ Cause of the twin thing.



Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Lord of Spam: No, no, like, pix of you two together. You dont even have to do anything, just be like standing there or whatever.

I have to see two of something to climax:(


Yeah, right. Like I'm going to be seen in the same picture as him.

[quote=Lord of Spam]I THINK WE JUST SOLVED THAT DILDO MYSTERY

lol sarcasm




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Zeta: You just indirectly insulted Linko. =/ Cause of the twin thing.


I like chicks with dicks.

Not so far off.




Posted by The Judge

At least you've got it half right.




Posted by Linko_16

Tits or GTFO.




Posted by The Judge

Least you don't like guys with vaginas.




Posted by Roger Smith

[quote=]Spoilers: He's gay.

Hmm...I see that...then I see [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v421/Roger_Smith0/GAYNOSE.jpg[/IMG] The big penis-nose...

Not cool.




Posted by Zeta

bol




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Zeta: I could send you my Futu Sisters hentai manga, but you don't like animu.


Whoa, man, lets not be hasty. Is it hot?



Posted by Zeta

idk you tell me

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v436/Kvar/f01.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v436/Kvar/f02.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v436/Kvar/f03.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v436/Kvar/f04.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v436/Kvar/f05.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v436/Kvar/f06.jpg

and then the sex and stuff starts




Posted by Lord of Spam

fails for moon language and underage girls.

not hot at all sir. not hot at all. I remained grim. And not in the ironic "lol just lost my virginity" grim. Like, actual corpse paint and misty evil forest grim.




Posted by Zeta

thought so.

not underage btw




Posted by Slade

They look like it. :/

I can't figure out what to say about the actual thread topic because I come up with an idea, then I remember that Linko likes his chicks dick'd and it throws everything off.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/VampiroV.Empire/Forum/twinsmirroredit.jpg[/IMG]

Seemed appropriate




Posted by mis0

This thread just threw a hammer through the delicate panes of my universe.




Posted by Linko_16

bol @ Vamp




Posted by Lord of Spam

Seen it before and lol'd.

<3 redheads though:(




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

She's ugly.




Posted by Lord of Spam

Point granted, that aside though, her fail is lessened for being red haired.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

It's too red for me.




Posted by Klarth

I SEE FLESH. BANNED




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

THAT'S A **** FINE CENSORING JOB, SHUT UP.