So what should I do?
I'm asking for serious suggestions too. I'm thinking of smashing some fruit.
Fireworks inside fruit. Fireworks inside cake. Fireworks in general.
Stick it in her pooper.
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Yeah, I got nothin'. I didn't even have a birthday party.
Use Ant as a pinata.
HE'S FULL OF CANDY
Oh, oh, OH! Let's sort socks! No! Fold Panties!
EVEN BETTER! LET'S HAVE A TRUTH OR DARE!
Really, though. Get some cool (hot, nasty, awesome) sex, some online games, and lot's of cake.
YES, FOLDING PANTIES WOOOOO
This version blows. Not enough passionate sex between Vamp and Judge.
It's sad when a copied DA thread is actually better than the original.
I actually liked how it had like, 9 posts and this thread only had 1.
This one always had more. You're just senile, Iris.
Judge, you should totally get a paintball gun.
Judge, have I just got the total gift for you.
Fold Iris' panties.
It's sexy, hard work, and one hell of a present all in one.
Since LA is letting you have some time with Vamp, get you're secks on with Iris as a DA gift (AFTER folding her panties, though... you need to work for it).
Get drunk. Or, if you prefer, "crunk".
CRZY DRUNK
SMASH FRUIT
YES HAHA WOOOOOOOOO
Get a bunch of watermelons and smash them, throw them through the roofs of those flimsy tin sheds, run them over with mom's car, and maybe shoot them with fireworks/small arms.
Oh yeah throw some off of your house maybe into a swimming pool.
4chan: The Otakon 2006 Panel. Go there.
Go back in time eh? Now that would be interesting.