BURFDAY




Posted by The Judge

So what should I do?

I'm asking for serious suggestions too. I'm thinking of smashing some fruit.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Fireworks inside fruit. Fireworks inside cake. Fireworks in general.




Posted by Linko_16

Stick it in her pooper.

...

Yeah, I got nothin'. I didn't even have a birthday party.




Posted by Zeta

Use Ant as a pinata.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

HE'S FULL OF CANDY




Posted by Sapphire Rose

Oh, oh, OH! Let's sort socks! No! Fold Panties!
EVEN BETTER! LET'S HAVE A TRUTH OR DARE!

Really, though. Get some cool (hot, nasty, awesome) sex, some online games, and lot's of cake.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

YES, FOLDING PANTIES WOOOOO




Posted by Zeta


Quoting Vampiro: HE'S FULL OF CANDY


NO WONDER THIS CLOWN DIED



Posted by Iris

This version blows. Not enough passionate sex between Vamp and Judge.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

It's sad when a copied DA thread is actually better than the original.




Posted by Iris

I actually liked how it had like, 9 posts and this thread only had 1.




Posted by Zeta

This one always had more. You're just senile, Iris.




Posted by NeXidala

Judge, you should totally get a paintball gun.




Posted by Sapphire Rose

Judge, have I just got the total gift for you.

Fold Iris' panties.

It's sexy, hard work, and one hell of a present all in one.

Since LA is letting you have some time with Vamp, get you're secks on with Iris as a DA gift (AFTER folding her panties, though... you need to work for it).




Posted by Lord of Spam

Get drunk. Or, if you prefer, "crunk".




Posted by brownoystercult

CRZY DRUNK




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Fold Iris' panties.

It's sexy, hard work, and one hell of a present all in one.


Is this implying Iris is fat? If so, I lol'd. Awesome.



Posted by Ant

SMASH FRUIT




Posted by Sapphire Rose


Quoting Vampiro: Is this implying Iris is fat?

Bingo.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

YES HAHA WOOOOOOOOO




Posted by mis0

Get a bunch of watermelons and smash them, throw them through the roofs of those flimsy tin sheds, run them over with mom's car, and maybe shoot them with fireworks/small arms.

Oh yeah throw some off of your house maybe into a swimming pool.




Posted by Sterling

4chan: The Otakon 2006 Panel. Go there.




Posted by Ant

Go back in time eh? Now that would be interesting.




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Misoxeny: Get a bunch of watermelons and smash them, throw them through the roofs of those flimsy tin sheds, run them over with mom's car, and maybe shoot them with fireworks/small arms.

Oh yeah throw some off of your house maybe into a swimming pool.


That seriously sounds like the best day EVAR.