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Posted by brownoystercult

I couldn't fall asleep cause I had a boner for about 30 minutes. It wouldn't go down, so I got really ****ed and decided to post it here.

Discuss boners when you're about to fall asleep! :mad:




Posted by Stalolin

usually I fap before sleeping, thus no problem.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Ditto. It just sucks when you have one in the morning and trying to go back to sleep.




Posted by Apathetic


Quoting Stalolin: usually I fap before sleeping, thus no problem.

true :cool:



Posted by Ant

You couldn't get rid of said boner? fail




Posted by Lord of Spam

seriously, man. you have internet access. there is no reason for unfulfilled boners.




Posted by Linko_16

Indeed, boners in bed = fapping in bed.




Posted by brownoystercult

typical DA responses.




Posted by Linko_16

You could keep porn under your pillow for such occasions.




Posted by Pit

I always jerk off before I go to sleep. I take out the astroglide, and jerk off while watching porn. I cum all over myself, take a shower, get pajamas, and go to sleep. If I wake up with a boner, I dry hump the bed and go back to sleep




Posted by The Judge

I generally get it done before sleeping, so this has never been an issue for me really. Plus, I don't sleep on my stomach.




Posted by brownoystercult

Yeah, but even if you sleep on your back, it's very uncomfortable, trying sleep with a stiffy.




Posted by The Judge

I sleep on my side, so really, it's not that bad.




Posted by Apathetic

FREAK




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Plus, I don't sleep on my stomach.


I only sleep on my stomach. Always have. MOST COMFORTABLE



Posted by Slade


Quoting Vampiro: I only sleep on my stomach. Always have. MOST COMFORTABLE

Same here. I can't even degrade myself to sleep any other way, now.



Posted by Crazy K

[Quote=Stalolin]usually I fap before sleeping, thus no problem.

Same here.

[Quote=Roinkz]I couldn't fall asleep cause I had a boner for about 30 minutes. It wouldn't go down, so I got really ****ed and decided to post it here.

I'd lay on it, so my obesity pushes it back to place. But since I sleep in a chair, I would have to turn around in my chair and contort my body.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

lol sleeping in a chair




Posted by Ant

Yeah I thought that was pretty funny too




Posted by Slade

Oh yeah, I forgot to address the boner thing, and I know everyone's dying to know.

I USUALLY FAP BEFOREHAND, but if it's like the Night of the Living Boner, then I fap in bed till I fall asleep.




Posted by Zeta

Fap before bed, get boner when I wake up. Sleep on my side.




Posted by Ant

side for the [COLOR="Lime"]fu[/COLOR]ck win




Posted by Lord of Spam

stomach sleep owns your face

i dont usually get random boners. idk maybe my cock is just better trained than yours




Posted by Jesse Smith

er, don't you guys think you're a little too young for having a blood rush??!! :D:D:D:D

What's next, wet dreams??!!! :D:D:D:D




Posted by Stalolin

[quote=Jesse Smith]er, don't you guys think you're a little too young for having a blood rush??!! :D:D:D:D

What's next, wet dreams??!!! :D:D:D:D

An then after that we'll start developing semen.




Posted by sniper

What is wrong with you people? You have an erection, you work it out. Shouldn't matter where you are. It is like getting a knot in your muscle.




Posted by Lord of Spam

we've been seeing less sniper recently. Keep it like that.




Posted by Boner


Quoting Vampiro: Ditto. It just sucks when you have one in the morning and trying to go back to sleep.


That's when you just get up and rub one out quick, then go back to bed. What really sucks though is waking up late for work and having a huge raging hard-on and not having the time to fap.



Posted by Lord of Spam

nothing makes my day worse than that




Posted by Jesse Smith


Quoting Vampiro: Ditto. It just sucks when you have one in the morning and trying to go back to sleep.


It could be worse!!! imagen walking in to school or work with a big booner sticking out!!!! :D:D:D:D



Posted by Slade

Uh, that's when I sit down, or find a wall to lean against.

or a nice quiet place to fap




Posted by Apathetic


Quoting Slade:

or a nice quiet place to fap

Sup lockers :cool:



Posted by The Judge


Quoting Opeth: having a huge raging hard-on

Never a problem for tic-tac Derick.



Posted by Lord of Spam

self owns somehow arent as funny.:(




Posted by The Judge

It makes owning from outside sources much less in effect if I've already said something like it about myself first.




Posted by sniper

You may have a tic-tac of a wang, but your balls are the size of baseballs, I guarantee it.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

The imagery is frightening...


and beautiful




Posted by Lord of Spam

MY ***, I CAN SEE FOREVER.




Posted by Dreadnought

Think of being tubgirl. Boners will die.


OR, alternatively, you could do a bellyflop onto your bed from a standing position. I have found this to be a most effective method for killing erections in the past.




Posted by Slade

[quote]OR, alternatively, you could do a bellyflop onto your bed from a standing position. I have found this to be a most effective method for killing erections in the past.

ERECTION WON'T RETURN FOR AT LEAST THREE WEEKS

I GUARANTEE IT




Posted by brownoystercult

oh man..




Posted by Dreadnought

[quote=Slade]ERECTION WON'T RETURN FOR AT LEAST THREE WEEKS

I GUARANTEE IT

Actually, erection will persist in a halfway state between floppy and hard, swollen to half its size again and full of discoloration and pain; kinda like a zombie.




Posted by Zeta

JARED BROKE HIS PENIS




Posted by The Judge

So did you, but you don't see me yellin' about it.




Posted by Zeta

What? My penis is perfectly healthy.




Posted by The Judge

ZETA BORK'D 'IS WILLY




Posted by Zeta

JUDGE HAS A THUNDERING ANUS




Posted by The Judge

In which I take pride.




Posted by Lord of Spam

How does ones anus thunder?




Posted by Zeta

idk, weren't you the one that came up with the term?




Posted by Lord of Spam

no:(




Posted by Zeta

oh, i thought you were. :(




Posted by Kit

I thought a thundering anus was a big bottom with the buttcheeks smashing together, making thunder noises. :cookie:




Posted by Lord of Spam

yeah you would think that, faggot

edit: ninja'd, but i think it worked out for the better




Posted by Slade

I think I may have said it, actually... Thanks for the recognition, fag.

And it's exactly what it sounds like. No further explanation needed.




Posted by Lord of Spam

I know of a band called Alabama Thunder Pussy. Thats all I can contribute at the moment.




Posted by Ant

lol i bet they rox




Posted by Lord of Spam

doubt it. I havent heard any of their music, and i dont want to




Posted by Slade

Alabama
Thunder
Pussy

ATP! I bet they release a lot of chemical energy when they're broken apart.

[quote]Zeta agrees: *grovel* *grovel* *buttseckz*
That's better.




Posted by Lord of Spam

I hate that i remember enough biology to lol at that.