I couldn't fall asleep cause I had a boner for about 30 minutes. It wouldn't go down, so I got really ****ed and decided to post it here.
Discuss boners when you're about to fall asleep! :mad:
usually I fap before sleeping, thus no problem.
Ditto. It just sucks when you have one in the morning and trying to go back to sleep.
You couldn't get rid of said boner? fail
seriously, man. you have internet access. there is no reason for unfulfilled boners.
Indeed, boners in bed = fapping in bed.
typical DA responses.
You could keep porn under your pillow for such occasions.
I always jerk off before I go to sleep. I take out the astroglide, and jerk off while watching porn. I cum all over myself, take a shower, get pajamas, and go to sleep. If I wake up with a boner, I dry hump the bed and go back to sleep
I generally get it done before sleeping, so this has never been an issue for me really. Plus, I don't sleep on my stomach.
Yeah, but even if you sleep on your back, it's very uncomfortable, trying sleep with a stiffy.
I sleep on my side, so really, it's not that bad.
FREAK
[Quote=Stalolin]usually I fap before sleeping, thus no problem.
Same here.
[Quote=Roinkz]I couldn't fall asleep cause I had a boner for about 30 minutes. It wouldn't go down, so I got really ****ed and decided to post it here.
I'd lay on it, so my obesity pushes it back to place. But since I sleep in a chair, I would have to turn around in my chair and contort my body.
lol sleeping in a chair
Yeah I thought that was pretty funny too
Oh yeah, I forgot to address the boner thing, and I know everyone's dying to know.
I USUALLY FAP BEFOREHAND, but if it's like the Night of the Living Boner, then I fap in bed till I fall asleep.
Fap before bed, get boner when I wake up. Sleep on my side.
side for the [COLOR="Lime"]fu[/COLOR]ck win
stomach sleep owns your face
i dont usually get random boners. idk maybe my cock is just better trained than yours
er, don't you guys think you're a little too young for having a blood rush??!! :D:D:D:D
What's next, wet dreams??!!! :D:D:D:D
[quote=Jesse Smith]er, don't you guys think you're a little too young for having a blood rush??!! :D:D:D:D
What's next, wet dreams??!!! :D:D:D:D
An then after that we'll start developing semen.
What is wrong with you people? You have an erection, you work it out. Shouldn't matter where you are. It is like getting a knot in your muscle.
we've been seeing less sniper recently. Keep it like that.
nothing makes my day worse than that
Uh, that's when I sit down, or find a wall to lean against.
or a nice quiet place to fap
self owns somehow arent as funny.:(
It makes owning from outside sources much less in effect if I've already said something like it about myself first.
You may have a tic-tac of a wang, but your balls are the size of baseballs, I guarantee it.
The imagery is frightening...
and beautiful
MY ***, I CAN SEE FOREVER.
Think of being tubgirl. Boners will die.
OR, alternatively, you could do a bellyflop onto your bed from a standing position. I have found this to be a most effective method for killing erections in the past.
[quote]OR, alternatively, you could do a bellyflop onto your bed from a standing position. I have found this to be a most effective method for killing erections in the past.
ERECTION WON'T RETURN FOR AT LEAST THREE WEEKS
I GUARANTEE IT
oh man..
[quote=Slade]ERECTION WON'T RETURN FOR AT LEAST THREE WEEKS
I GUARANTEE IT
Actually, erection will persist in a halfway state between floppy and hard, swollen to half its size again and full of discoloration and pain; kinda like a zombie.
JARED BROKE HIS PENIS
So did you, but you don't see me yellin' about it.
What? My penis is perfectly healthy.
ZETA BORK'D 'IS WILLY
JUDGE HAS A THUNDERING ANUS
In which I take pride.
How does ones anus thunder?
idk, weren't you the one that came up with the term?
no:(
oh, i thought you were. :(
I thought a thundering anus was a big bottom with the buttcheeks smashing together, making thunder noises. :cookie:
yeah you would think that, faggot
edit: ninja'd, but i think it worked out for the better
I think I may have said it, actually... Thanks for the recognition, fag.
And it's exactly what it sounds like. No further explanation needed.
I know of a band called Alabama Thunder Pussy. Thats all I can contribute at the moment.
lol i bet they rox
doubt it. I havent heard any of their music, and i dont want to
Alabama
Thunder
Pussy
ATP! I bet they release a lot of chemical energy when they're broken apart.
[quote]Zeta agrees: *grovel* *grovel* *buttseckz*
That's better.
I hate that i remember enough biology to lol at that.