http://www.bungie.net/Stats/GameStats.aspx?gameID=553723915&player=like%20ten%20ninjas#
Fscking ninja hax.
****ing ownage
What's 'Rumble Slayer'?
lol halo
Rumble = FFA
Nice game, man. I've never done that before.
Were they complete n00bs because you're like level 7 in Rumble Pit?
I'm actually like an 18 or 19, because I don't play ranked stuff that much. And yeah, they were pretty noob. I mean, all I did was camp at the big tower, occasionally popping out a little ways to BR or grenade someone. Other than that, I just kind of shotgun whored since they were stupid and kept coming up the ramp blindly. But yeah, that's the first matchmaking Slayer game that I can recall not dying in. :D
Are you proud of yourself?
Which reminds me, I totally almost bought Live today. So close.
Some day. Some day. I've been dying to get on Live. So it'll happen. Though... I do have a couple of cards that give me two days free...
[quote]Though... I do have a couple of cards that give me two days free...
That's kind of funny in a sad way. Use one of them next week sometime, like after Tuesday.
It's sad because they used to give you a month free, then a week. Now, only two days :(
Next: '10 kills free' cards.
That's like how some sports teams at my school were given promotional McDonald's debit card things with $1 each on them.
edit:
"Alastor agrees: TIME PARADOX clan is win."
Hell yeah it is. We got seven fukken members, and there's nothin stopping us now. >:0
When I order off the $1 menu and I'm stacked with cash, I order two or three of each burger, a small drink, fries, and a couple sundaes. That menu's the only reason I even go to McDonalds.
Yeah, I hate that. :(
If I go to the one in town, though I can usually talk one of the kind girl receptionists into not charging me the $0.06. But rarely do I order only one thing off of that menu.
[quote]**** yeah. Remember those things people use to handout at halloween which would give you a small thing of fries at McDonalds? I must have had a hundred of them and eventually used them all.
My step-mom is really lame. I mean so lame that she assumed at age 12 I was "too old for Halloween" and made me stay home that night. I was ****ed, but there was nothing I could do about it because we live about ten miles out of town.
So I get to go occaisonally, but in my whole life I've gone about 6 times. :(
By the way, I didn't have host that game. Game length: 6:59, Average life: 6:58. Therefore I didn't spawn first, which means I didn't get host. [/thx sauron]
Huh, I never thought of checking that to see if I had host... What if you actually die at some point, though?
NO ONE IS OLD ENOUGH FOR CANDY!
Though I haven't gone trick-or-treating in the past two years. :(
YES!
Yeah, I like getting the little crunch bars the best. Halloween rocks hard. I usually end up getting a decent amount of candy and a lot of bruises from fighting everywhere. Hooligans.
Crunch bars ruuuuule. Even though they make me sick, I still eat them.
Yeah, after two king sizes, I start to feel pretty bad.
Ah, you're allergic to awesome. Sorry, dude.
I'm allergic to myself.
You're such a pussy, Vamp.
I'd be grim too if I was allergic to myself.
It all makes sense now.
I was never declared "too old" for halloween, but since I've been in boarding school since 1999, eight years of deprivation has knocked my enthusiasm for it through the floor.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=w0PJIuYH-uE
Relevant to current topic. (No, seriously, it is. And yes, it's more Good Idea Bad Idea.)
Yeah, after I watched the first one you posted, I immediately watched all the others hosted on youtube.
/r/ vid of Vamp eating a mini crunch bar
I second that /r/
thirded
fourthed
oh wai-
YOU'RE NOT A MAN, YOU'RE A CHICKEN BOO
I remember that from somewhere, ****it. Where was it? Freakazoid? Animaniacs? Shame I was too young to get half of the subtle jokes in those shows when they actually aired. Huzzah for DVDs.
TIME PARADOX RUUUUUUUUUUULES
It's also strangely relevant to my next gamertag!! :D
I'll only say it one more time:
The Loli Slayer
edit: whoah there should be a LOLI BRIGADE clan that we con young girls into joining. Then we track them down, sneak into their houses while they're asleep and kindly ask if they'll play some team snipers with us.
MY NEXT GAMERTAG WILL BE
a time paradox
SERIOUSLY. I had this in mind before I found out about your clan, too. ;)
Edit: In the event that some total cockbite takes it before I set it up, I'll go with "a pime taradox".
And if someone takes them both then you'll just cry.
If you do get either of those, that'd be win for eternity.
If they're both taken, I shall consider The Loli Slayer.
I am honored. *oscar*
NOT IF I BEAT BOTH OF YOU TO IT... which most likely won't happen....
I'll just go with Fartin Spartan.
lol halo
lol melty blood
lol video games
lol fart
lol burp
lol bodily noises
why did i laugh so hard at that?
lol tingle
lol STOP THIS MADNESS!
lol yelling
lol loling
lol stalin
lol government leaders
lol commies
niggers lol
locked lol
lol unlocked
lol awesome
lol ****it, I was going to do that :(
lol owned
lol various internet memes
lol i should try to mod the metroid board to spite zeta
lol ______
EDIT: OH NO U DON'T STAL >+O
lol he probably could! And I don't see why not either LOL!
but that's my dream. :(
EDIT: oh shi- italics. buffet
okay, asked for it. let's see how many negative comments and elipses I get
Whoah, dude. You can have as much buffet as you want, but when you nonchalantly end an epic lol sequence, then you're pickin daisies with an iron golem.
edit: ninja'd by Greedy McGreederton
lol oh shi-
if we make the chain long enough no one will notice the break!
Make me the Mario board mod. WE SHALL RULE THE CLASSICS
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
if you seriously steal my tag i will hate you forever :(
I will. Don't worry. YOu can take your hate out on me in a sweet game of halo.
Dude seriously. You take a pime taradox. I want to feel original. :(
We can like match and stuff. I originally wanted "a logical paradox" as a Futurama reference, but it's too long. :(
**** pime taradox, even if that WAS my idea, I'm taking the time paradox
If you take time paradox you either need to have a huge latency.
Because lag is a time paradox.
pime taradox
Fine. You be the time paradox, and I'll be a time paradox. YOU SHALL BE SUPERIOR.
...perhaps.
lol.
I'll be Ant! Or perhaps antmadness. WHO KNOWS
... ant... own an XBOX? PARADOX
Oh yeah, I don't. nvm guyz pt. 3
lol, is dat sum paradxbox?
If I ever get a really long cable so I can get back on X-Box Live then I'll be Stalolin.
HIGHLY unoriginal.
Speaking of which, I sent you an invite so you can join the TIME PARADOX clan, run by Slade.
lol VampiroVEmpire sooo original of me
You could fit it with spaces. Vampiro V Empire. ZOMG.
Pretty sure I did. It either didn't work, or something happened, idk. But I definitely put in spaces.
You set it up?
what, my account? Yeah, like, when I got my 360. I just need to get Gold.