Fukken whore *****es

Posted by Phantasma2

[COLOR="Black"]Haunter says:
Oh man, I like how I tell you all that happens in my life
Haunter says:
and heres another thing that happened
Haunter says:
One of the girls I like... doesn't like me anymore, she likes a friend of mine and like 3 other guys
Haunter says:
and it turns out shes a ****ing whore[/COLOR]

SO DA, I still like her... WHAT SHOULD I DO?

1. touch her "privates"
2. stick it in her pooper?
3. RAPE A LA PYRAMID HEAD?
4. or... try to make her fall for me again.
5. ooor... go with the loli that likes me and leave the whore alone

Posted by Zeta

1, 2, 3, and 5 at the same time.

Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Quoted post: 5. ooor... go with the loli that likes me and leave the whore alone


This one. Since that's what I thought was already happening.
Posted by Linko_16

Serious answer: Sounds like she's an idiot not worth your time.

Non-serious answer: with a baseball bat.

Posted by Phantasma2

Quoted post: This one. Since that's what I thought was already happening.


Somewhat... =(
Shes a ****ing little girl... so she just likes to hang out with her friends better.
Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Wait, how old is she again? 13?

Posted by Klarth

Use the cock!

Posted by Arcadios

The pyramid head one.

Posted by Eggroll

or find a old hag who is willing to **** with you. make sure she's loaded

but don't try to make her fall for you or something, if she doesn't like u any more, then she'll probably not like you again

Posted by Phantasma2

Quoting Vampiro: Wait, how old is she again? 13?


Yeah but eh. lolis here are a bit different from there.
Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Explain.

Posted by Phantasma2

"OH I LIKE THAT KID, O WAIT I DON'T. BUT I LIKE HIM! BUT WHAT ABOUT MY FRIENDS? THEY ARE NOT GONNA LIKE ME ANYMORE AND GET JEALOUS BECAUSE I'M GOING TO GO OUT WITH A 10TH GRADE KID, BUT I DON'T CARE, BUT I DO CARE. OHHH I GET SO NERVOUS WHEN I'M WITH HIM. THATS WHY I DON'T WANT TO GO OUT WITH HIM. OHH OHH i came"

That exept the last bit.

Posted by Stalolin

Actually, that sounds like any 13 year old girl.

Posted by Eggroll

wait, how old are u?

Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Quoted post: Actually, that sounds like any 13 year old girl.


Yup, that's every 13 year-old girl all over the world.
Posted by Phantasma2

Quoted post: Actually, that sounds like any 13 year old girl.


Ah, I thought they were a little bit more brave over thar.

Quoted post: wait, how old are u?

Lets keep that our little gay secret, eh?
Posted by Stalolin

HE'S 37

Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Quoted post: Ah, I thought they were a little bit more brave over thar.


nothing to do with courage. They're just 13, they're minds are always going, so they get over people quickly.


Quoted post: Lets keep that our little gay secret, eh?


14
Posted by Klarth

He's eight.

Posted by Stalolin

I say we take the average of all the ages and call it good.

He's 19.6 repeating.

Posted by Eggroll

lol 19.6 huh?

Posted by Phantasma2

No, I'm about 43.

Posted by Lord of Spam

Go play video games and stop being such a creepy, horny little bastard.

Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Be more horny.

Posted by Sapphire Rose

Shoot for Stephanie. **** the other girls, man. Get her. :D

Posted by Lord of Spam

FLY TO CANADA AND RAPE CJ. HE WANTS YOUR BEANER COCK. TRUE STORY.

Posted by Zeta

Phant= Fez?

Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Quoted post: FLY TO CANADA AND RAPE CJ. HE WANTS YOUR BEANER COCK. TRUE STORY.


it's true. I would know.
Posted by Xenos

A ... literal whore? O_o

Posted by Iris

Hey guys, I just found out my mom is cheating on my dad. What should I do?

1: hit her with a baseball bat
2: take photos of her urinating and send them to her lover
3: tell her to just stay in the kitchen
4: fukken ninja rly aaiiiiiiirr no u, serious businesses
5: hire a hitman to kill her lover

This is a real life problem, guys, so I need your honest, most serious advice!!

Posted by Zeta

1, 2, 3, and 5.

Posted by Ant

Quoting Iris: Hey guys, I just found out my mom is cheating on my dad. What should I do?

1: hit her with a baseball bat
2: take photos of her urinating and send them to her lover
3: tell her to just stay in the kitchen
4: fukken ninja rly aaiiiiiiirr no u, serious businesses
5: hire a hitman to kill her lover

This is a real life problem, guys, so I need your honest, most serious advice!!


3, then 1, then bust out into 4. The thought of that made me laugh. So now you have to do it *oscar*
Posted by Linko_16

Number 2.

But send them to me instead.

Posted by Zeta

hahaha, I misread 5 as 'hire netman to kill her lover'

Posted by Lord of Spam

Quoting Iris:
This is a real life problem, guys, so I need your honest, most serious advice!!



First, set up a video camera to capture the act and film it. Then, when your moms asleep, chloroform her *** into oblviion. While shes out, set up a chair with some sturdy restraints and a video screen in front of it. Strap her in while she's still out. Then leave her in a darkened room for a few days while you cut in a single frame per second of video into the film. Find the most horrible, demenaing, terrible footage you can, and splice it in. Make her watch this for a week. Then, increase the number of frames per second of vile imagery, but keep the same sound track of her lustful moaning and grunting so that she continues to associate what she sees with her own sexuality, even when it gets to the point where she is watching nothing but a montage of horrors. Then, once she has watched a video of nothing but the worst humanity has to offer for a week with the sounds of her own sins dubbed over it, release her, BUT only after arranging for her to be raped. With any luck, the recent mental damage you have done to her will cause her to COMPLETELY flip the **** out as the combination of terror and the general unpleasantness of the rape mix together. Afterward, she will be a broken, tortured soul who will **** the day of her own birth.

Let me know how it goes:cookie:
Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

3: tell her to just stay in the kitchen
5: hire a hitman to kill her lover
2: take photos of her urinating and send them to her lover
1: hit her with a baseball bat
4: fukken ninja rly aaiiiiiiirr no u, serious businesses


In that order.

Posted by Klarth

i choose 6: stop posting antisocial crap here

that's probably the best course of action to take to tell the truth

Posted by Lord of Spam

wait, switch 5 and 2, other wise you're sending pics of your mom peeing to his funera- oh, wait, nevermind:cool:

Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Quoted post: wait, switch 5 and 2, other wise you're sending pics of your mom peeing to his funera- oh, wait, nevermind


I was really worried you didn't understand for a second. :)
Posted by Phantasma2

Quoted post: Go play video games and stop being such a creepy, horny little bastard.


Want me to get creepy with you?

Quoted post: Be more horny.


@_@


Quoted post: Shoot for Stephanie. **** the other girls, man. Get her.


oro?
Posted by Alastor

1) Step 1.
2) Step 2.
3) Step 3.
4) Skip 4.
5) Loli.
6) ?????
7) PROFIT!
8) Make tapes with the loli.
9) MORE PROFIT!

Directed at PHANTASMA WHO IS NOT POISON APPRENTLY, of course. Iris should definitely do the ninja thing.

Posted by Phantasma2

At Poison or at me?

Posted by Alastor

Whatever the hell. I confuse you with Poison since I thought you were Poison.

Posted by Phantasma2

Oh man, I'm officialy awesome.

Posted by Zeta

Poison wouldn't use an uncute avatar.

Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

"oro" is now b& along with "pipi" and "viking"

Posted by Zeta

Wait, when the hell did V***** get b&?

Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Awhile ago. Like I said before, I don't mind if you use the word when the subjects about ACTUAL vikings, but not something random like "LOL VIKING"

Posted by Klarth

LOL CAST**VAN**

Posted by The Judge

See: FagoXile

Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Quoted post: LOL CAST**VAN**


Too far. Never censor Castlevania.
Posted by Zeta

Cattlevania.

Wai- what...?

Posted by Klarth

Quoting Vampiro: Too far. Never censor Castlevania.

I didn't. Check the thread logs :mad:
Posted by Klarth

LOL CASTLEVANIA

Posted by Ant

wah? What's wrong with p**i and o*o?

What if I'm talking about the character Oro from Street Fighter III? :(

Posted by Stalolin

[quote=Ant]wah? What's wrong with pipi and oro?

What if I'm talking about the character Oro from Street Fighter III? :(

ORO IS ALLOWED BECAUSE ORO FROM SFIII IS EXTREMELY COOL

Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Oro from SF and *ro, a word only used by Phant which is Moon Language, are totally different. The former I will allow.

Pi** is also moon language and just ****ing retarded.

Posted by Ant

But peepee is still allowed?

Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Sure. I don't care.

Posted by Ant

PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HEHEEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHHEHEHEHHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEHEH
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

... well, I lol'd. If only because I imagined you running around your room screaming that as loud as you can manage.

Posted by Ant

I did make the hehehehe sound. And if you had any idea who swopes is I said it like he would...at the top of my lungs.

Posted by Eggroll

Quoting Ant: PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HEHEEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHHEHEHEHHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEHEH
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!


GTFO.
Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I have no idea who swopes is.

Posted by Ant

Perhaps I'll make a voice recording and host it. Just imagine a really gay man who doesn't sound too gay and is very violent and VERY VERY GAY. I hope that cleared that up.

Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Pretty much. Record it anyways.

Posted by Phantasma2

LOL U PEEPEE VAMPIRA

But man... c'mon. Let me use the ****ing oro word.

Posted by Klarth

LOL CASTLEVANIA

Posted by Zeta

HALT! THE COLOR OF YOUR SOUL... YOU MUST BE- WHERE IS SARAH CONNOR!?

Posted by Phantasma2

In my dick.

Posted by Klarth

~~~~~~~~~>:3

Posted by The Judge

*gets in the car*

Posted by Phantasma2

UPDATE: MY HAND SMELLS LIKE THE WHORE. Awesome stuff.

Posted by Ant

what an odd coincidence.

Posted by Klarth

Quoting The Judge: *gets in the car*

Idiot, it's "HOLY **** IT'S A SNAKE GET IN THE PLANE"
Posted by Phantasma2

Quoted post: what an odd coincidence.


and I was supposed to spend the day with the loli today...
Posted by Phantasma2

ANOTHER UPDATE: I WILL FAP WITH THE HAND THAT SMELLS LIKE THE WHORE. Awesome stuff.

Posted by Klarth

Beat her.

Posted by The Judge

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~:>

Looks more like a snake and less like a bird's eye view of a lion's hair line.