Bear or Dog?
Posted by The JudgeWould you rather lead the life of a bear or a dog?
I, personally, would prefer a bear. Sure, dogs get the luxury and stuff, but if I was a full grown Grizzly, I could do pretty much whatever I wanted my entire life. My only real enemies would be other bears and dudes with rifles.
Posted by DexterI'd choose the bear. There are many dogs out there who don't live as luxurious as I like to think they do and there's a huge chance that I'd end up as one of them, stuck in a dogpound or a bad home. I would like to roam free like a bear, although the mobility of a dog suits me better.
Posted by DogI'd be a Dog, but not a house dog. Probably something like a Fox or a Wolf, if that counts. If not, Bear.
Posted by Vampiro V. EmpireYeah, what Dex said.
Though that hybrid thing DOES sound pretty cool.
Posted by Dexter
Quoting Shalien: I'd be a Dog, but not a house dog. Probably something like a Fox or a Wolf, if that counts. If not, Bear.
Wait, if we could actually choose what kind of dog we wants to be and where we want to be, that changes things. I'm assuming we would be a dog, as in we wouldn't have our human minds and desires, right?
Posted by AntBear. No questions.
Posted by KlarthI laughed too hard at the third option to NOT choose it.
Posted by Lord of Spam
Quoting The Judge: Would you rather lead the life of a bear or a dog?
I, personally, would prefer a bear. Sure, dogs get the luxury and stuff, but if I was a full grown Grizzly, I could do pretty much whatever I wanted my entire life. My only real enemies would be other bears and dudes with rifles.
You also get to sleep half your life away and then eat nothing but moss and twigs for a week, to form a buttplug so that you wont **** yourself in the winter. You then get to push that melon sized chuck of fiber out your *** every spring, and eat mostly rotting carcasses. Also, your habitat is slowly disappearing, and you're generally shot on sight.
I'd rather be a dog. You sit around and do whatever you want, you get fed regularly, and you STILL eat better than like half of the HUMANS in the world. Plus, occasionally, under some weird ciscumstances, you still get to bang human chicks.
Posted by Vampiro V. Empire... LoS brings up many good points. I change my vote.
Posted by WackoHater2Bear.
Posted by XeroI like to live in a house, so I'll go for dog.
Posted by RaptorBear. I can't imagine being subservient to humans as a pathetic, submissive little mutt. I would, however, prefer being a cat to being a bear. Cats are noble, graceful, stealthy, independent creatures who seem to view their owners as equals (at best) rather than superiors and would sooner tear your hand off before allowing themselves to be led around on a leash. Bears are too obtrusive and brawny to really suit my own personal style, but really... I'd rather be a sewer rat than a dog. At least then I can creep people out and spread disease around, all the while living a life of freedom everyone dreams of.
Posted by WILLETH FOR MONTHSBear. Fuck subservience.
Posted by ApatheticBear, you have like, fur n stuff.
Posted by DogBears are fat. Dogs are quick. hmm...
Posted by ApatheticBears can barrel roll
Posted by The JudgeWhile running? That'd be just about the scariest thing I could ever think of to charge at me in rage...a bear doing a barrel roll. Christ.
Posted by Raptor
Quoting Shalien: Bears are fat. Dogs are quick. hmm...
Bears can run at speeds exceeding 30 miles per hour, and I haven't heard of too many lean, speedy dogs climbing trees. hmm...
Posted by Roger SmithBear, mainly cuz I'll get to maul people and steal their baskets of food and elude the ever so vigilant forest rangers.
Posted by ZetaDog, for the reasons LoS stated.
BESTIALITY LOL
Posted by ApatheticYOGI THE BEAR LOLOL
Posted by Dog
Quoting Raptor: Bears can run at speeds exceeding 30 miles per hour.
They cheat.
Posted by Roger Smith
Quoting Shalien: They cheat.
Moar like they put the cheat code for spawning Power Boots amirite?:cool:
BTW, old game enthusiasts will know where Power Boots are from.
Posted by The JudgeSuper Metroid
Posted by Killer JordoBear. Mostly because what the Judge said.
Crapping where ever I want is like an unatainable(spelling) dream. :(
Posted by Roger Smith
Quoting The Judge: Super Metroid
Yes! I'd rep but can't, next time Judge.
Posted by ApatheticDoes a bear need to wipe or what? Probably uses a dog lawl.
Posted by Raptor
Quoting Killer Jordo:
Crapping where ever I want is like an unatainable(spelling) dream. :(
It's pretty attainable, actually. Who can stop you from taking a ****?
Posted by Lord of Spam
Quoting Zeta: Dog, for the reasons LoS stated.
BESTIALITY LOL
yeah, I'm pretty fond of banging human girls. Better a VERY low chance with being a dog than a zero chance with being a bear.
Posted by ApatheticYeah but then guys do you up the butt and make you lick peanut butter off their stuff.
Posted by Vampiro V. Empire
Quoted post: It's pretty attainable, actually. Who can stop you from taking a ****?
The police?
Quoted post: Yeah but then guys do you up the butt and make you lick peanut butter off their stuff.
You'll have a hard time finding the former.
Posted by Apathetic
Quoting Vampiro: The police?
You'll have a hard time finding the former.
LIESS, I mean, my stuff was anyways :o
Posted by Raptor
Quoting Vampiro: The police?
I'm sure any average person would be able to get their business done and over with long before the police arrive.
Posted by BebopI'd be a bear so I could rape kids.
Posted by Klarth
Quoting Raptor: I'm sure any average person would be able to get their business done and over with long before the police arrive.
Besides, there are no laws against dropping one in your boxers as far as I know. It's a little on the mother****ing nasty side, but you can't be arrested for it :)
Posted by WILLETH FOR MONTHSDude. Seriously.
Posted by KlarthI'm reading too deeply into this!
Relevant:
"Leela, you've got to get me out of here! Eating scraps; letting my waste drop wherever it falls, like an animal in a zoo!"
"Animals go in the corner."
"The corner! Why didn't I think of that?"
Posted by ApatheticAnd you have 4 of them on top of that.
Posted by Lord of SpamCOMFORT AND SECURITY vs EATING ROTTING CARCASSES AND GETTING SHOT AT
hm, tough call.
Posted by The JudgeBeing a dog vs BEING A F[COLOR="black"]U[/COLOR]CKING BEAR
Tough call indeed.
Posted by Vampiro V. Empire
Quoted post: COMFORT AND SECURITY vs EATING ROTTING CARCASSES AND GETTING SHOT AT
Comfort and security isn't guaranteed, just like getting shot at isn't. Plus, I'd rather eat raw fish and berries than ****ty dog food, you retarded cock sucker.
Posted by The JudgePlus, if you're in captivity, you get to wear a fez and ride a unicycle. A luxury not many dogs enjoy.
Posted by Speedfreak...am I really the only person that thinks that this is the dumbest thread in existence?
Posted by Vampiro V. EmpireNo, but who cares?
Posted by Ant
Quoting Speedfreak: ...am I really the only person that thinks that this is the dumbest thread in existence?
Maybe if this was a Wii vs PS3 poll it'd be more up to your standards?
Besides, If I was a bear, I'd pimp out my cave with some sweet *** blankets and shiz.
Posted by The Judge
Quoting Speedfreak: ...am I really the only person that thinks that this is the dumbest thread in existence?
Why does it matter if the thread's intelligent or not? I just wanted to know a question. It's not like the internet is exactly a scholarly bastion of brilliance either.