Hot Pocket...

Posted by Ant

A sick lil convo...

From Urban Dictionary: 1. hot pocket (v). :the act of ****ting in your hand and proceeding to masterbate with the stated hand.
Ethan gave himself a hot pocket then cried himself to sleep

antmanmadness: They need to bring back futurama...
GrandDaddySmoosh: Hot Pocket needs to make itself
antmanmadness: like...if it ****s in your hand?
GrandDaddySmoosh: in my muggle kitchen, where you have to make it all yourself
GrandDaddySmoosh: sigh
antmanmadness: Lol
antmanmadness: When people say "hot pocket" that's what I think of first
GrandDaddySmoosh: Lol
GrandDaddySmoosh: yay
antmanmadness: ^_^
GrandDaddySmoosh: A hot pocket is ready in 2 minutes
antmanmadness: takes that long?
GrandDaddySmoosh: it'll be hot though, so let it cool off first
antmanmadness: LOL
GrandDaddySmoosh: Then go for it
antmanmadness: >.<
GrandDaddySmoosh: sometimes if i'm really feeling it, I make two
antmanmadness: ...
antmanmadness: 1 is quite enough
GrandDaddySmoosh: idk, after awhile
GrandDaddySmoosh: ...man gets to wanting
antmanmadness: yeah...the urge
GrandDaddySmoosh: brb, hot pocket awaits
antmanmadness: :X
antmanmadness: Hmm
antmanmadness: Do you...you think we could ever share a hot pocket?
GrandDaddySmoosh: Well I don't see why not.
GrandDaddySmoosh: Perfectly logical, just cut it down the middle...
antmanmadness: Hmmm
antmanmadness: this leads me to think...what hand should I use when handling the hot pocket
GrandDaddySmoosh: The dominant one is more favorable, just in case things get out of control.
antmanmadness: better to be safe then sorry
antmanmadness: When hot pockets go bad...it's just something you don't want to happen
GrandDaddySmoosh: Ugh, I know.
antmanmadness: ENOUGH ABOUT OUR SICK HABBITS!
antmanmadness: The time for ice cream has come...
GrandDaddySmoosh: Yay.

Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Quoted post:
From Urban Dictionary: 1. hot pocket (v). :the act of ****ting in your hand and proceeding to masterbate with the stated hand.
Ethan gave himself a hot pocket then cried himself to sleep


I stopped reading after that disgusting little tidbit.
Posted by Last Fog

[FONT=Fixedsys][COLOR=SandyBrown]No lie... I was just about to cook a hot pocket. But after that, well..... **** you.[/COLOR][/FONT]

Posted by Skitzo Control

After not getting the joke, I decided to not care.:cool:

Posted by Shade

That was sick, no more hot pockets for me! Except for the pizza ones...

Posted by Last Fog

[FONT=Fixedsys][COLOR=SandyBrown]Not as sick as Skitzo's new avatar. That crap should be deleted, and he should be banned for changing the best avatar ever. :cool:[/COLOR][/FONT]

Posted by Shade

It's not as sick as imp sex. ;)

Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Wait... if that's what you call a Hot Pocket... what's Ice Cream?

Posted by Axis

Quoting Last Fog: [FONT=Fixedsys][COLOR=SandyBrown]Not as sick as Skitzo's new avatar. That crap should be deleted, and he should be banned for changing the best avatar ever. :cool:[/COLOR][/FONT]

[FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=Black]Its either Chris Farley or Crazy K![/COLOR][/FONT]
Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Quoted post: Its either Chris Farley or Crazy K!


You're a ***** for comparing Chris Farley with CK.
Posted by Last Fog

Quoting Vampiro: Wait... if that's what you call a Hot Pocket... what's Ice Cream?
[COLOR=SandyBrown][FONT=Fixedsys]Well, if urbandictionary can be considered a valid source:[/FONT][/COLOR]

[quote] 1. ice cream
crack. hell even Master P calls it ice cream, and no one is more right them him.
the fiends love Mr. Ice Cream Man
Source: smot poker, Dec 25, 2003
[quote] 6. Ice Cream
it refers to a woman's beaver
in the song ice cream by JS, it gives it away:

"Taste my ice cream"
Source: michele, Dec 24, 2004


[quote] 9. Ice Cream
(verb) - the act of having mad, rigorous sex for a period of four hours or longer, esp. when Kama Sutra is involved.
Man, that ice cream flat wore me out last night!

NOTE: if you have vigorous "ice cream" every night for a few weeks, you can seriously build those abs
Source: anonymous, Feb 7, 2004

[quote] 11. Ice Cream
to kiss with tongues.
"ben and i kissed ice cream for the first time last night."
Source: lauren, Aug 30, 2003


[quote] 12. Ice Cream
To lick someone on every single inch of there body
Yo I icecreamed that chick!
Source: Matt, Aug 9, 2003


[quote] 14. ice cream
frozen cum
when phil asked for chocolate ice cream, the person behind the counter said, "sorry, were all out of black"
Source: masterofrpg, Mar 12, 2004


[COLOR=SandyBrown][FONT=Fixedsys][SIZE=6]WOW.[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR]
Posted by Death-By-Minnow

That's pathetic beyond all comprehension.

Do they have one for p*ssing in your hand? Wouldn't surprise me in the least.
While your at it, why don't you randomly plug in completely normal terms to find what strange sh*t they come up with?

Posted by Remixx

Quoting Cold Fire: A sick lil convo...

From Urban Dictionary: 1. hot pocket (v). :the act of ****ting in your hand and proceeding to masterbate with the stated hand.
Ethan gave himself a hot pocket then cried himself to sleep


[color=navy]Whats that word that is censored? The only thing I can think of is Sh
Posted by Last Fog

[FONT=Fixedsys][COLOR=SandyBrown]What else would it be??! There's four censors followed by 'ting'. And I don't know what you're thinking of, but that's all I know that you could do in your hand.[/COLOR][/FONT]

Posted by Shade

[quote=Urban Dictionary]12. Ice Cream
To lick someone on every single inch of there body
Yo I icecreamed that chick!
Source: Matt, Aug 9, 2003

Hot. :cool:

Posted by Remixx

Why would you.. with your.. sick.. I agree with Shade about the "ice cream" though. lol.

Posted by Dark Bulb 4.3

Iscream all over u, lol..






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:(

Posted by sniper

I know that they definitely used the 14th definition of ice cream.

Once ant mentioned that hot pocket thing while I was eating one. Maybe I'm sick, but it didn't bother me.

Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

My pockets hurt. :(