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Yeah, so im heading to the grocery store with my moms credit card. WHAT SHOULD I BUY LOL
Seriously, I'm out to find something for me to eat, and then snax. Lots of snax.
Get Zombies.
I put Zombies on my mother's shopping list awhile back.
She didn't know what the ****.
Garlic butter and ketchup chips and raw cookie dough.
Count Chocula
My grocery store sells videogames.
Go for it if yours does, too.
oh man, im so down with cookie do its not even funny. I'm going to buy two tubes. One to eat, and one to **** while im eating the other one. I;m THAT down with it.
In return, I give you Johnny Xtreme... TO THE MAX.
Leaving now brb
Chex Mix. Get Chex Mix.
Chex Mix + CS = Heaven
yeah, so i picke dup some cheeseits, some tortellini, and some chopsticks so that i can outazn runkz. I also got a copy of time (cuz im a fag and find world event interesting:() some mountain dew and most importantly, FUKKEN COOKIE DOUGH. It shall be consumed tonight. Pix tomorow if I hurl.
I feel special. No really, I do. I mean you going to the SuperMarket and thinking of me, really gives me a warm feeling. :D
You know what else makes you feel warm? Me blowing a load all over your face.
But yeah, it was a preatty hardcore trip to the store. The roads were flooded out from rain, and I was like "lol truck" so i didnt care. I saw a few stalled out cars though.
[quote=runkz]I laughed.
YOU SHOULD HAVE SWALLOWED.
@LoS: Yeah if you get salmonella let me know.
ok, MOM.
Jesus, whats with you ****ing pussies and your OMG DISEASES LOL.
I'm just taking out my anger, man. It was transmitted from my mom to myself, and now it is upon you.
I haven't had cookie dough for years and it's making me CRAAAAZY
I think I'll go have cookie dough right now just to spite Slade.
Chocolate chunk cookie dough, right?
HAET YOU ALL
Maybe after my parents go to sleep I'll make some. Oh wait, I'm a pussy LOL i forgot
I had a tube a couple of weeks ago. It's the greatest **** in the world until you have too much of it. Then you get sick quick.
Yeah... I'll pick up a tube in town tomorrow, that sounds nice.
..hope mom's okay with that...:(
Tell her to stuff it up her vagooo if she makes a fuss. Then lick her juices of the tube and throw it at your dad.
Mmm I can taste it already... Uh, the cookie dough, of course.
Matt is baking me cookies right now. His dad must be a baker, cause he's a cutie pie.
Hahaha his forehead was big enough to write LOVE in. hahaha
That's what we call a Billboard Brow.
funny part was that i coudnt find my keys to go, and my mom was like LOL I TOLD U UR DESK IS 2 MESSY U SHOULD CLEAN IT IM TIRED OF TELL YOU THIS STUFF ITS ALL BECAUSE YOUR DESK IS MESSY IF YOUR DESK WASNT MESSY THERE WOULD BE WORLD PEACE CLEAN YOUR DESK LOL and then I was like "Uh, no, I remember where i put things so it doesnt matter what it looks like, you probably just picked them up thinking they wer yours and then forgot about them or something" which was followed by EVERYTHING IS MY FAULT YOU JUST NEED TO CLEAN YOUR DESK ETC.
20 minutes later she came out and said "Yeah, so, uh, I guess since I saw the little car alarm thing I thought they were mine or something, so, uh, yeha, uh, sorry, i guess I had them, uh sorry" Then as I walked through the door just being all angry and quiet she was like WELL FINE DONT SAY THANKS FOR LOOKING OR ANYTHING.
lol mom's are such *****es. Gotta love the guilt-trips.
Haha yeah, the other night we had this good stuff for dinner, but there was one thing my mom made that sucked hardcore- these barbecued strips of zucchini, basically. So I tried one, it tasted like crap so I told her that I couldn't eat them, and from then on she wouldn't shut up about how great they were. Seriously like two hours later she was saying "OH THE STEAK WAS ALRIGHT BUT THE ZUCCHINI STRIPS OHHHH <3"
Then yesterday I found out that she dropped some of the zucchinis into their hot tub and thats why mine tasted like chlorine and other chemicals.
wait... cookie dough vagoo? what the hell happened there?
Oh, my mom didn't want me eating the cookie dough so I shoved it up her vagoo, then pulled it out, licked it, and threw it at my father.
In the biblical sense.
oh man, **** that ****. I'll jsut eat it anyway and be like MMMMM THIS IS GOOD YUMMY YUMMY.
Your way needs moar vagoo.
edit: I had one bowl of top ramen a couple hours ago, and all was well. Then I went back for more- bad idea. This picante shrimp flavor sucks hardcore. I should have realized, "Wait, they're taking something azn and throwing some beaner into it..." but it's too late. Just because it's an azn-esque meal, I now have to finish all of it.
Man, the two bowls i ate earlier today were cajun chicken flavor.
Now what the hell kind of faggotry ridden combo is cajun and azn?
lol cajuns are canadian
[size=9]TRAED TEH CREDET CARDZ 4 LOST UV ILEAGILE DURGS LIKE CRAKC!!1[/SIZE]
**** that ****, louisiana style, yo.
I ****ing loved new orleans.:(
how about you learn my cock in your ***? it just so happens i have a masters degree in teaching that!
What? A masters in being a huge faggot? Good job.
yeah, i went to register for a major but I was late cuz i was fukcing your mom and all the good ones were taken.:(
ah ****, I can't think of anything to rebut that.
:cool::(
:garfield::(
NO, NOT THIS TIME, IM TIRED OF YOUR **** YOU ****ING CAT
I love those comics.
I used to own all the books. Probably still do. He's just not as funny anymore.
No, the editted ones.
******* yiffers
... how times have changed
She still thinks he's a goon. But she'll actually go out with him. It all happened in this one sequence when he had a chance to go out with her, but blew it by saying he was busy (thought it'd sound impressive or something, like he had a lot of important stuff to do). So he went on a date with some girl who had amnesia and couldn't remember who she was, but Liz ended up going on a date with some other guy (buff guy, slick hair, cleft in his chin) at the same restaurant. Jon tried to interrupt their dinner disguised as a waiter, but Liz recognized the small waiter with him as Garfield, they argue, blah blah, Liz chooses Jon over the other guy, so he runs off with Jon's date who's already forgotten she was on a date in the first place.
So they're not exactly living together, but, you know... Go Jon.
dude, ive said this before, and i'll say this again, but it probably will never be as warrented as right now
FUCK THAT SHIT
You should get some pie, monkeys, and cheese!
MAKE SURE THEY ARE EBIL MONKEYS
EBIL!
EBIL KNIEBEL?
SPORK
SPOCK
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
I AM NOT A TREKKIE. THAT WOULD BE ILLOGICAL.
sporks suck ***, bro. True story.
Very much so.
I love the fact that a thread i made about going to the store has reached 4 pages.
Two pages for non faggots
20 ppp is the default. Anything else is faggotry.
40 ppp is the default for people who aren't faggots.
40ppp is for dirty, heathen non americans. AMERICA, **** YEAH