SO GUYS




Posted by maian

anyone wanna help a poor guy out whose computer broke and needs Photoshop?

By sending me Photoshop? :cookie:

AIM IS MAIAN366 LOL


am I worthy to make a thread here :(




Posted by Linko_16

You have to prove your worth first.

Go to /d/ and come back with futa.




Posted by maian

I don't know what you're talking about

am I worthless or what :(

ILL GIVE U FREE REP

and maybe a Jesse smith edit picture :cookie:




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting maian: I don't know what you're talking about


HEATHEN.

Anyway, I don't have photoshop.




Posted by Stalolin

hope you got a torrent program.

http://isohunt.com/torrents.php?ihq=photoshop&ts




Posted by Lord of Spam

dont ever go to /d/, and if anyone ever offers you futa, you punch them right in their ****ingt face. You punch them and you dont stop punching them until they stop breathing.

Its ok for me to say this, cuz even though linkos down with it, he's so mellow that even if I wanted to i coudlnt hit him.




Posted by Slade

Plus he knows white and black magic.



*snicker*



:(




Posted by Lord of Spam

that was so ****ing gay it became funny




Posted by Slade

I don't suggest becoming as gay as you possibly can in hopes of becoming funny.


But lately I've been picturing Red Mage Linko with his mouth moving up and down(forgot what that's called) saying everything he posts.




Posted by maian

I don't have a torrent program and I can't get one for reasons I won't divulge now. :(

GIVE ME PHOTOSHOP LOL

wtf is /d/ futa :(




Posted by Stalolin

[quote=maian]I don't have a torrent program and I can't get one for reasons I won't divulge now. :(

GIVE ME PHOTOSHOP LOL

wtf is /d/ futa :(

I NO LONGER HAVE AN INSTALLER FOR PHOTOSHOP

YOU'RE OUTTA LUCK




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I CAN SEND YOU PAINT SHOP PRO LOL




Posted by Lord of Spam

real thugs use ms paint anyway, faggot




Posted by brownoystercult

It would take like 4 hours or more, Alastor tried to send it to me.




Posted by Slade

If you do torrent it and need the serial key or whatever, make sure you get the keygen from a reliable source. I think I found one on digg.com

That is, after I completely spyware'd and virus'd up my computer. :(

So... can anyone clear this up for me... I torrented from isohunt, so it's the first one on that link that Lolin posted, but I couldn't find the supposed keygen that came with it. Where the keygen is should be obvious, right?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: So... can anyone clear this up for me... I torrented from isohunt, so it's the first one on that link that Lolin posted, but I couldn't find the supposed keygen that came with it. Where the keygen is should be obvious, right?


Go to the forums if you can't find it. There's a specific board for that kind of stuff.



Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Slade: But lately I've been picturing Red Mage Linko with his mouth moving up and down(forgot what that's called) saying everything he posts.


... wtf?



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I image Linko as a teenage Aeris. It makes me giggle because I know he looks nothing close to that.




Posted by The Judge

I imagine Bryce sitting at a comically small computer in a comically small house.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

... whoa whoa whoa whoa. Linko's name is Bryce?

Why does that actually make sense?




Posted by The Judge

Well, he's also a beast of a man, hence why I think him squeezing into a small house and typing on a small comp is so funny.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

It's a cute image. It would be funny if he was an angry guy, but I can see him being super happy typing away on a miniature keyboard, squinting to read text on an eight inch screen.




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Vampiro: I image Linko as a teenage Aeris. It makes me giggle because I know he looks nothing close to that.


I seriously need a new avatar I remember when I could change, like, every two or three weeks.

I might just go with that image I had of my sprite self a while ago if I can't find anything new.

[quote=Vampiro]... whoa whoa whoa whoa. Linko's name is Bryce?

Why does that actually make sense?

It's actually "Brice." [url=http://www.vgchat.com/showpost.php?p=338555&postcount=41]Like so[/url].

My parents weren't really thinking when they named me, or at least didn't know it was supposed to be spelled with a "y." Now I've gone through life with people spelling it wrong. I don't really care though... I really just don't like the name period. ;-;

Likewise, my twin brother's name is spelled "Cory" instead of the usual "Corey."




Posted by Linko_16

So I found a new avatar. I guess. I just thought randomly and Excitebike came into my head. Went for it.

Still workin' on the sig. Jeez, how long ago was our Russian thing anyway?

Lol, double post.




Posted by Zeta

****it, now I want to play Excite Bike. :(




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: My parents weren't really thinking when they named me, or at least didn't know it was supposed to be spelled with a "y." Now I've gone through life with people spelling it wrong. I don't really care though... I really just don't like the name period. ;-;


LOL DERICK



Posted by The Judge

I hate my name so much




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I like it. It's like having two names in one! ORIGINAL AND FUNNY LOOKING




Posted by Slade

My name just kind of sucks because it ends with a hard "c" sound(Eric), and then my last name begins with the same sound, making them hard to say together without, like, making them one word.




Posted by The Judge

Derick Katzman........

Nope, doesn't string.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

lol my name is CJ!




Posted by The Judge

Carl Johnson




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

lol close




Posted by Slade

Dude I think that was 20k right there.


edit: LOL NVM




Posted by Klarth

I hate my filthy surname. I'm changing it to my mother's maiden name as soon as I'm eighteen.




Posted by The Judge

Which is?

And which will be?




Posted by Ant


Quoting Klarth: I hate my filthy surname. I'm changing it to my mother's maiden name as soon as I'm eighteen.


Pft, if you're going to change it change it too something cool. Like "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"



Posted by Lord of Spam

I AM GOING TO CHANGE MY NAME TO OPTIMUS PRIME. THEN MY NAME TAGS AT WORK WILL BE COMICAL TO THE EXTREME.




Posted by Apathetic

linkman or angelwing might give you one, ask them.




Posted by Stalolin

[quote=Apathetic]linkman or angelwing might give you one, ask them.

angelwing no longer resides at VGC.

and she's pretty much gone from the internet. :(




Posted by Corrupt

My name is Ian, and yet people still somehow manage to misspell it as "Ean." Some people also pronounce it as "Eye-in" and "In."

Puh-thetic.




Posted by Apathetic

I know :(




Posted by Stalolin

hah, everyone I know can spell Michael and pronounce it lol sry guys :(




Posted by Slade

No one has ever said my last name(Keto) right without my telling them how to say it. The right way is "Keh-toe," but they either say "Kay-toe" or "Key-toe."




Posted by Ant


Quoting Stalolin: hah, everyone I know can spell Michael and pronounce it lol sry guys :(


ask sniper about that.



Posted by Stalolin

well, sometimes they spell it micheal instead of it's more better spelling of michael




Posted by Apathetic

They call me aquaris in the realms of the jamba juice!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: No one has ever said my last name(Keto) right without my telling them how to say it. The right way is "Keh-toe," but they either say "Kay-toe" or "Key-toe."


That's because it's clearly "Key-toe." Your parents are just retarded.



Posted by Lord of Spam

You'd be pretty hard pressed to find someone retarded enough to get Matt wrong. Although I have seen mathew, as oppsed to how mine is spelled (TWO T'S NIGGAH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH).




Posted by maian

zach is a cool name

IT STARTS WITH A Z




Posted by Klarth


Quoting The Judge: Which is?
Lamb
[quote]And which will be?

Forrest



Posted by Ant

Volcano would be a lot better.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Vicinity




Posted by Slade


Quoting Vampiro: That's because it's clearly "Key-toe." Your parents are just retarded.

*10 page long blind rage rant*


*ahem* What I'm trying to say is that Keh-toe sounds a lot better. Also, the people who don't really know me get some kind of pleasure from yelling "KETOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!11" in the hallways and in the bathroom while I'm taking a **** and stuff. You can't yell "KEY-TOOOOOOEE" that's just retarded. Also, Keto(pronounced the right way) gets tagged onto a lot of stuff. Ketotastic. Ketofabulous. Say it like "Key-toe" and those turn from catchy faggy things into purely faggy piles of fail.

There's actually a running joke that if I find any of my friends passed out drunk I'm getting them a lower back tattoo that says "KETOFABULOUS" with like a rose or something entwined in it.



edit: Jack, change your last name to Mehoff!
LOLOLOLOL



Posted by Klarth

I hate you.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

lol




Posted by The Judge

or "rocket"

Jack Rocket.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Or Rabbit. Jazz Jack Rabbit that is.




Posted by Klarth

MY POCKET ROCKET NEEDS A SOCKET.




Posted by Lord of Spam

hand get

...changing my name to optimus prime...:(




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

NO **** YOU




Posted by Zeta


Quoting Vampiro: Or Rabbit. Jazz Jack Rabbit that is.


****. Now I want to go play a bunch of those old MS-DOS games. :(



Posted by Klarth

JJR was such a sonic ripoff.




Posted by Zeta

BUT HE HAD A GUN SO HE'S LIKE THAT STUPID SHADOW




Posted by brownoystercult

Chip's Challenge for the win. I bet no one even knows what that is, huh? :(




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Whoa whoa whoa whoa. JJR was not a Sonic rip-off. Sonic wishes he was as awesome as JJR was.




Posted by Zeta


Quoting Roinkz: Chip's Challenge for the win. I bet no one even knows what that is, huh? :(


Played that at my great-grandma's house once. ****ing loved it.



Posted by Stalolin

[quote=Roinkz]Chip's Challenge for the win. I bet no one even knows what that is, huh? :(

Played that when I was young a few times. It was okay, but I found myself playing Pokemon more than Chip's Challenge.




Posted by Linko_16

Oh my ***. There are other people on this planet who actually know what Chip's Challenge is? I played it all the time at church, but figured it was some obscure game.

Can I download it anywhere?




Posted by Zeta

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chip%27s_Challenge

Check the external links. one of them might have it.

HEY DOES ANYONE REMEMBER SKIFREE?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Oh holy mother of ***... I used to play that all the time. Completely forgot it even existed until the wiki link. Wow, good times.




Posted by brownoystercult


Quoting Vampiro: Oh holy mother of ***... I used to play that all the time. Completely forgot it even existed until the wiki link. Wow, good times.

Are you talking about Chip's Challenge?



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Indeed.




Posted by Stalolin

SkiFree rocked.

I remember this one time I managed to avoid the Killer Snowman for like a minute.




Posted by Linko_16

Skifree was on the same computer. Along with "Neko" (just a cat icon that followed your mouse) and Pipe Dream (which I don't remember too well, actually).




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Yeah, SkiFree was a classic. I didn't like the yeti thing though. I just wanted to go endlessly, not get mauled after three or so minutes.




Posted by Zeta

Oh man, I want an avatar of that snowman gobbling up the skier now.

I swear I'm going to go download all those old games. Jazz Jackrabbit, Hocus Pocus, Commander Keen, etc, etc.




Posted by Stalolin

[quote=Linko_16][COLOR=indigo]Skifree was on the same computer. Along with "Neko" (just a cat icon that followed your mouse) and Pipe Dream (which I don't remember too well, actually).[/COLOR]

Oh man, I remember that Neko thing.

My computer class in 7th grade (supposed to teach me about how to use Word and all that garbage I knew already.) had that installed. I played with that for awhile.




Posted by Linko_16

Lol. He fell asleep if you left your mouse idle for a while, then woke up and freaked out when you next moved it.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Who remembers Math Circus or whatever it was called? If you used a school computer when you were a kid, it was on there.




Posted by Stalolin

I remember Reader Rabbit. At least that's what I think it was called.




Posted by Zeta

Never heard of Math Circus. My school had Math Workshop. Had a bowling gorilla.




Posted by Linko_16

We had a bunch of these educational games on my old mac, but I don't remember the names. They were pretty fun.




Posted by Zeta

k im going to go play Jumpstart 1st Grade now.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: I remember Reader Rabbit. At least that's what I think it was called.


I remember that I think.


Quoted post: We had a bunch of these educational games on my old mac, but I don't remember the names. They were pretty fun.


I used to have this fancy new laptop when I was a kid that played various counting games with spiders and other things. It was the greatest thing in the world to me back then.



Posted by Slade


Quoting Vampiro:
I used to have this fancy new laptop when I was a kid that played various counting games with spiders and other things. It was the greatest thing in the world to me back then.

We used to have something like that, but it wasn't a lap top. It was kind of like one, though, because the keyboard was connected to the monitor... Okay yeah on further review I had the same thing.



Posted by Linko_16

Well, the games I'm talking about came with a CD by some company or whatever called "Nautilus." It had, like, "grown-up" programs, too, but also a fair amount of games, including those educational ones, Glider, Bob's Eyes, and Robot, House and Ball.

EDIT - if anyone else knows of these, by the way, that person is a G[color=indigo]od
.[/color]




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Bob's Eyes sounds familiar. Explain.



P.S. Descent was the best game back then. I wish I could find my old discs :(




Posted by Linko_16

Bob's Eyes wasn't much of a game. It was basically a square window featuring two eyes with pupils that followed your mouse movement. You could change the color of the pupils, the eyes, the eyelids and surrounding skin to whatever you wanted. If you clicked on the eye, it would say things like "ow," "ouch," and Bart Simpson's "eat my shorts." 'Course, we didn't know anything about the Simpsons at that age, but still... when you're six, it was pretty freakin' awesome.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Hm, I don't think I played exactly that, but something close.




Posted by Klarth

All those old games which game with Windows 95 were in-****ing-credible. Chip's Challenge always crashed for me after i finished the last level you could start on, though :(

I remember on my last american school's old Apples (with OS 7 on 'em) we had all these weird maths games featuring robots and ****. On the four or five times a week we'd head over to the computer lab, we were meant to play updated versions of the games on the Windows 95 pcs but the entire class just wound up playing Simtower instead of Spellevator. Good times :cool:




Posted by Ant

THAT SPELLEVATOR IS EVIL I TELLS YA!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEVIL!