Fast and Furious: Tokyo Drift




Posted by Lord of Spam

Over on the automotive board on 4chan, there was a discussion of the lastest FnF movie, and at one point, I compared the plot to that of Fresh Prince of BelAir. Well, one thing led to another, and I modified the theme song accordingly.


now this is the story all about how
my car got flipped, turned upside down
i'd like to take a minute
and chill out man,
i'll tell you how i became the prince
of a place called japan

on quarter mile dragstrips, born and raised
in the tech shops where i spent most of my days
chillin out, maxin, and playin with tools
spending all night racing whack fools
when this one rich ****
who was slower by far
challenged me cuz he had a faster car
i got in one little wreck and my mom flirted with the man
and said "you're moving with your daddy to japan"

i whistled for a cab and when it came near
the license plate said DRIFT and it had a hachi on the mirror
if anything i could say that this cab was grand
but i thought "nah forget it YO HOMES TO JAPAN"

i pulled up to a parking garage about 7 or 8
and yelled to the cabby "yo homes smell you later"
i looked at my kingdom
i was in a foreign land
to sit on my throne, as the prince of japan

Im putting this in movies since its about a movie, but if someone wants to get anal and move it, fine.




Posted by WackoHater2

I havent seen the movie yet, but I plan on it. As for the song, its ****ing hilarious. I was loling the whole time I was reading it.