so in /o/ (autos) over on 4chan, there was a thread about the fast and the furious movies. I then came up with this, which is a plot summary of the third movie. See if you can recognize where I got my inspiration:D
Also, if you havent seen the third movie, dont even bother reading, since you wont get it.
now this is the story all about how
my car got flipped, turned upside down
i'd like to take a minute
and chill out man,
i'll tell you how i became the prince
of a place called japan
on quarter mile dragstrips, born and raised
in the tech shops where i spent most of my days
chillin out, maxin, and playin with tools
spending all night racing whack fools
when this one rich ****
who was slower by far
challenged me cuz he had a faster car
i got in one little wreck and my mom flirted with the man
and said "you're moving with your daddy to japan"
i whistled for a cab and when it came near
the license plate said DRIFT and it had a hachi on the mirror
if anything i could say that this cab was grand
but i thought "nah forget it YO HOMES TO JAPAN"
i pulled up to a parking garage about 7 or 8
and yelled to the cabby "yo homes smell you later"
i looked at my kingdom
i was in a foreign land
to sit on my throne, as the prince of japan
In before "Fresh Prince"
P.S. if you actually came up with that whole thing, that's pretty **** amazing. Because not only is it hilarious, but it's done well. Bravo, sir.
Yeah, I had to mangle the original a little bit to force the rhymes, but it turned out fairly well. And yes, I did that myself. I might try to do the entire song sometime, but the middle verse is pretty generic, so it'll be hard to make it relevant to the story.
The whole song sucks anyways.
I bol'd. That was really good, actually.