I ****ed her earlier.
Discuss.
I ****ed her earlier.
Discuss.
oh ***
Fap'd and sav'd . Thx for the important thread Redon, I'm happy you brought this to my attention.
/r/ better quality and MOAR
Looks like a bi[COLOR="black"]t[/COLOR]ch.
I'd still hit that.
I'm not sure if I have any more photos of her.
didn't happen then
...lol...k. I can get more pictures later. But she's in my sisters room right now. It's one of her friends.
guaranteed, if you walk in right now, you'll catch some lesbian lovin
She was a virgin? Hey-hey, alright! Double-dippin!
Got one ;)
The quality still sucks, but that's because of my camera.
I'm trying to get a full body shot, but I'm not sure if she will. She's shy.
Open that mouth a bit wider and smile like a doughnut, baby.
She's agreed to a full body shot, but she's changing for it...I told her do it naked, but she won't.
Does she know what this is for?
LOL HI LOWQUALITY-CHAN!
Lol, she's blushing...so shy. K, sorry guys, she changed into this for the picture...Don't know why, I guess she had to look snazzy, but that's ganna cause me to go for another round.
Have fun fappin.
Eh, she was hotter in the first picture.
She looks best naked.
Her face doesn't look as good in the last one, but ummm... yeah have fun.
Were you like HAY PIX 4 INTERNETZ?
No, I just sweet talked her by telling her how beautiful she was, and she agreed to take a picture.
Protip: Call a girl beautiful, she'll take it as a great compliment. Call a girl hott...And your a fukken retard, she'll consider you pig.
I agree with you Redon, don't call girls hot. Ever.
Good shot btw, she's purty.
BTW, I rate this thread tributed to me a full 5 stars.
I rated it 5 star because I created it.
I'm going to rate it 5-star because I haven't posted in it yet.
wai-
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I'm giving it a 5 because I can't remember what it was about or if I posted in it.
It was about me ****ing someone.
Oh yeah! I remember now.
tits or gtfo :mad:
whore!
...:(
im just a petit person...because i'm AZN!
:(
congratulatious on your accomplishment.
I give it a 1 out of 5 because she's d[COLOR="black"]a[/COLOR]mned hot and I'm not seeing any naked poses.
Here's a tip: Get her nude, and get right and ready havin' sex, and right as she's in the middle of it and closes her eyes, *click*
You may never get it again, but it'll be worth it. Or, if you do it right when she makes a noise (Moan, whine, scream, whatever), she may not even hear the click.
YEAH BABY YOU CAN DO IT.
Whatever, Mr. High Tech
... too far.
Never tried:cookie:
I tend to like paler skin anyway. Although there was once a bix that I thouight was hot enough to persue.
Also, the chick in question doesnt really seem like a girl I'd want to talk to/associate/get to know. i mean, I'd stick it in her pooper, but it would be as much for my own purely sexual drive as it would to just make her life unpleasant. She gets 4 out of 5 pyramid heads.
I tried for a nude picture, but I've failed for now. I came so **** close though. I had her on my bed, and camera was sitting on my dresser, but I couldn't quite sneak away while she was on top of me.
I'm going to need a second person. That way I won't get shut off, and everything is well...Just have to decide on who, and how to catch her just right so that I'm not in the picture.
Good luck.
haha, you dont want to be in the pic? I bet you're fat.
EVen if you're naked in it, just MS paint it out.
she's got huge boobs.
*hueg bewbs, amirite?
very right.
Quoting Lord of Spam: haha, you dont want to be in the pic? I bet you're fat.
No I just didn't think it would be as fapable if I were naked in it...or maybe it'll be more fapable.
Acutally now that I think about it I may be in the background of the picture with both thumbs up and a huge smile on my face.
just photoshop her out of it any onto a beach or something generic. It'll be plenty fappable.
shop rideman onto her.
Quoting Vampiro: Do you have bewbs?
hueg bewbs
And I guess I'll have to wait and see about what I'll do, If I can get out of the frame I will, if not I'll just cut myself out or throw both thumbs up and smile.
I find it funny you're actually going to do it. Way to take one for the team, champ. :D
If I get dumped I'm going to cut my feet off.
Can I have your left foot?
5 bux for the set.
I call your right foot.
And you won't get dumped if you never show her this site.
Well it might be hard to sneak a picture. I may have to just trick one of my friends into taking the picture, then running for his or her life.
haha, that's great. Better be a good angle. >:O
I take it you don't love this chick very much :)
Don't be such a pussy and demand a picture. You're the man in the relationship afterall
Actually it would be revenge...Lets just say she uses her sense of humor in sex...So I figure posting her nude on teh internets would be repayment.
oh man. I feel so bad that I didnt offer this for you guys back when I could have done so.
i mean, really, I'm sorry you guys missed it.
With Jessica? Yeah, I am very upset that you didn't take that opportunity. :grrr:
Missed what?
His old gf.
[COLOR=DEEPSKYBLUE]I don't know what Jessica looked like, but now I ****ed.
GRAB THE TORCHES![/COLOR]
yeah, I don't know what she looks like. SO I'll call her fat and hideous.
You guys realize that i DID post a picture of her face in the thread where I was whinging and being an emo pussy, right? It was from like halfway boob up.
For those of you without myspace (taken from myspace):
Wtf am I looking at Judge's gf or LoS's? I'm guessing Judge's.
Or a webcam whore.
edit: whoever, KICK THAT HAWAIIANS(sp) ***!
LoS's.
The last pic of her reminds me of Amanda Bynes.
ex, but yeah. She'll take every dime you have and make you love every second of it. Apparently she managed to plow through her new guys saving already, last I knew.
Overall though, still worth it. The lessons i learned, combined with the hawt, hawt luvin was worth it.
Follow this guide to prevent that.
1. Hit it
then, this is the best part
2. Quit it
1) Hit it
2) Quit it
3) ????
4) PROFIT
HURR HURR HURR pot sucks.
Yeah... really don't have anything else to add, cept she looks like she enjoys collars.
Yeah, its one of her little weird things. Like not ever wanting to be without a jacket. And seriously ALWAYS brushing her hair, or freaking out if you move her bangs. Oh man, I shoudl just like run up and shave them off. It would totaly be worth it.
You know what would be better?! Get a picture of her naked and post it on teh intrenet!
Not gonna happen. I mean, sure she's still hot, and hence bangworthy, but I'm not going to persue, and I find the likely hood of her saying OH *** YEAH **** ME NOW being pretty low. So no boobs for you.
Yesturday was the first day I had met the girl I ****ed. JUST SEDUCE HER!
Heh, eggroll was right.
[quote=eggroll]whore!
lolin: yeah, like, no matter what her bangs had to be right or she got ****y.
prince: like i said, not gonna happen. I dont want anymore of that than ive already had
Quoting Slade: Heh, eggroll was right.
I was her first, and she's almost 18. That's pretty good this day in time.
[quote=Lord of Spam]lolin: yeah, like, no matter what her bangs had to be right or she got ****y.
how does one confuse me with Slade? Slade's avatar is BLACK AND WHITE. Mine is NATU-COLORED.
There's a difference larger Andre the Giant.
MINUS THE BACK PROBLEMS, but srsly
Yeah... that doesn't make any sense... a virgin going for someone she just met? It's not like tr00 love or anything like it, cuz you want pics to post here.
Maybe she just randomly thought, "I'M GOING TO DO IT."
lol 18 and your her first? She must've been **** ugly.
not everyone gets raped when they're 14 like in canada, vamp.
touché
sex after meeting her the day before screams SLUT SLUT SLUT and/or extreme emotional issues. but if you're just going to f[COLOR="Lime"]u[/COLOR]ck her and not going out with her seriously then it shouldn't be a problem. as long as she doesn't come back to you at some later point in time for protection or drug money you're in the clear.
Or come to you at night with a knife.
"I CARVED YOUR NAME IN MY FACE BECAUSE WE'RE IN LOVE."
lol
actually, that would be kinda hot.
Hot in the sense of "k we're going to bang now, then when you fall asleep im going to call the cops"
"Wear this bag."
"What's it do?"
"It's a...uh...sexual enhancer."
Looking at that face again... she's into meth. And she deals. Man, she deals to the big dealers. She's like the alpha dealer.
nah, shes not into meth. I know what a meth face looks like, and she doesnt have one. So either shes not into meth, or she hasnt been using long or heavy enough for it to show.
WHICH MEANS SHE PRIME RAPIN MATERIAL LOL.
WAIT, LET ME GET MY HELMET ON