The big fat DA counterstrike thread




Posted by Lord of Spam

Yeah, so me and runkz are going to start a DA based CS clan. I'm going to PM jesse for a blog. Apply here (just ask and you'll get in lol) so that I can figure out who should mod it. You have until 6pm EST tomorow to apply for 1337 m0d skillz.




Posted by brownoystercult

me, me, ME, ME , ME, MEME!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I might join. I just need to download it and become decent at it...




Posted by Lord of Spam

oh lawd is dat sum meme?




Posted by Ch

I want in, yo.




Posted by Lord of Spam

chances are you can get it for like, MAD cheap. Its pretty fun.




Posted by brownoystercult

YES, YES, YESS!!! MORE ****IN PEOPLE.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Can't I just download it for free?




Posted by brownoystercult

[url]www.steampowered.com[/url]

I think it comes with steam when you install it..not sure though. Really shouldn't pay for 1.6.




Posted by Stalolin

I AM AUTOMATICALLY IN.

also, needs more playing.

SET UP A TIEM




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

lol i probably don't even have a good enough graphics card to run it




Posted by Stalolin

[quote=Vampiro]lol i probably don't even have a good enough graphics card to run it
post specs

Actually,

[COLOR=White]Minimum:
500 mhz processor, 96mb ram, 16mb video card, Windows 2000/XP/ME/SE, Mouse, Keyboard, Internet Connection

Recommended:
800 mhz processor, 128mb ram, 32mb+ video card, Windows 2000/XP, Mouse, Keyboard, Internet Connection[/COLOR]




Posted by brownoystercult

ANYTHING can run 1.6, christ you'd have to have the ****tiest computer ever.

EDIT:: specs




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Oh, I thought this was Source or something...




Posted by brownoystercult

Oh yeah, 1.6 looks like legoland in comparison..

Source is sweet, but no one plays it here except probably The KoH and Lolin. I don't know what's to hate.




Posted by Lord of Spam

yeah **** source man. They ****ed up the maps all for graphics and no grav fun.




Posted by brownoystercult

The maps are better if anything, they're the same "layout" with more detail.




Posted by Ch

I suck. I can't install it :(




Posted by Lord of Spam

hahaha oh wow.

I should have mentioned, this is a 1.6 clan. **** source, man.




Posted by Stalolin

I wanna play tonight. :(




Posted by brownoystercult

I'll play 1.6 with you later tonight Lolin, I'll post in this thread when I'll be able to play, so check it.

btw, we almost always play cs_assault, so if you're going to practice, it best be there.




Posted by Stalolin

[quote=Roinkz]I'll play 1.6 with you later tonight Lolin, I'll post in this thread when I'll be able to play, so check it.

btw, we almost always play cs_assault, so if you're going to practice, it best be there.

Or you could just IM me.

and k lol vent camp tyme




Posted by Lord of Spam

RULE 1. NO ******* AWPS OR NADE SPAMS, *******IT.




Posted by Stalolin

Aww. Flashbangs are okay because they aren't technically HE grenades rite?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

k, someone give a link where I can download it for free. I'll join in I guess.




Posted by brownoystercult

me and Lolin are about to play like right..now..




Posted by Stalolin

[quote=Vampiro]k, someone give a link where I can download it for free. I'll join in I guess.

Got 10 bux?

Otherwise you probably won't get it. =(




Posted by brownoystercult

cs_crazytanks or whatever the crazy maps name was, rocks.




Posted by Stalolin

[quote=Roinkz]cs_crazytanks or whatever the crazy maps name was, rocks.

fy_crazytank2

We should play 1 and 3 as well.




Posted by brownoystercult

same layout, or idea? VIP has to get away, yadayada, or is it different?




Posted by Stalolin

[quote=Roinkz]same layout, or idea? VIP has to get away, yadayada, or is it different?

Same idea I believe, but different layout.




Posted by sniper

how do i gotted cs 1.6 for free?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Got 10 bux?

Otherwise you probably won't get it. =(


I refuse to pay for what I'm sure can be found for free.



Posted by Prince Redon

I will join in later, I'm switching from dial up to DSL, and I still need to download the actual game.

Limewire has several CS files cracked, with CD keys for all those who won't pay ;)




Posted by Ant

You know, it's Dial up, not dail up. I've never seen you spell it dial up, so I can only presume you can't spell.




Posted by Prince Redon

Oh shi', I just realize I've been doing that. I knew how to spell it, just never did. srry i nub.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

WTF U CANT SPEEL IDIOT

Though I lol'd at the fact I noticed it, and thought it was right :(




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Stalolin: Aww. Flashbangs are okay because they aren't technically HE grenades rite?


1 per round tops



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I just downloaded something. let's see if it works.




Posted by Lord of Spam

Controls are standard for PC frp. W moves you forward, s backwards, a strafes left, d strafes right, q switches between the last two wpeaons held, e is the use key, r is reload, hold control to crouch, and hold shift to walk slowly. Left click is normal fire, right click is secondary fire (not available on all guns).

For guns with silencers (the M4 and the CT pistol) if you right click to put on the silencer, and then hit q twice while the animation for putting it on is running, you switch guns during it, then switch back quickly, and the silencer is out. It takes like half a second to do it that way vesus takking like 2 seconds normally.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Doesn't seem to work anyways. Can't load "gfx.wad" or something. Something about an installer or something.

I guess I'll buy it if it's cheap...




Posted by Lord of Spam

I've seen Condition Zero (it comes with counter strike, a bot for the game, and a single player mode) for no more than 20 bux. Chances are you can get it for less than that with a few trips to local game shops.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

You can't just buy it on it's own, or download it from Steam or something? Lame.




Posted by Lord of Spam

To be honest, I'm not sure. I sort of stole a steam account from a friend that I dont talk to anymore, so I have no idea. I never paid for it.:cool:




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

**** this. I'll just get Live.




Posted by Lord of Spam

DO NOT play it on xbox. Seriously, the controls suck **** compared to a mouse, and you will get your *** handed to you like three times as badly.

But expect to suck **** anyway when you start. The people that still play are people that have played for years, so half the people you play in pubs will rock your face clean off.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

It's on Xbox? I meant Live in general. Like Halo, and CoD2, and whatnot. I'm just in the mood for some online battles these days, and getting a copy of CS seems like too much of a pain in the ***.




Posted by Klarth

I have 1.6, and I still occasionally play it. Count me in, I guess?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

No.




Posted by brownoystercult


Quoting Lord of Spam: 1 per round tops

**** you. We can use as many grenades as we want. You're not going to be able to kick us or anything. :D

to download try: http://www.soft32.com/download_2541.html



Posted by brownoystercult


Quoting Lord of Spam: 1 per round tops

**** you. We can use as many grenades as we want. You're not going to be able to kick us or anything. :D



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: to download try: http://www.soft32.com/download_2541.html


yeah, I looked there. But can I actually use that without having anything to do with CS on my computer?



Posted by Stalolin

[quote=Vampiro]yeah, I looked there. But can I actually use that without having anything to do with CS on my computer?
Possibly. It'll probably work as CS 1.6, but I'm not sure if it'll get through Steam, which is the only way I know of to get onto the internet with the CS games.

And optionally, it's like $9.95 from Steam.

AND YES KLARTH CAN JOIN AS SOON AS HE FINDS A GOOD WIRELESS CARD




Posted by brownoystercult

We should play at night again, Lolin, that was fun. Around the same time, hopefully getting other people to play too.




Posted by Stalolin

[quote=Roinkz]We should play at night again, Lolin, that was fun. Around the same time, hopefully getting other people to play too.

Like at 9 your time again?

kk

And that's about the only time I can play today, I promised I'd let my brother use my computer for Oblivion.

What a fool I am.




Posted by Lord of Spam

K, The following people are in for sure that I can remember:

Me (durr)
Lolin
Runkz
Klarthisafaggot
Chepito

if vamp ever stops being enough of a faggot he can get in on it too. Just put [DA-*username*] in front of whatever name you use on CS. Like, for me, it'll be [DA-LoS]POOLS_CLOSED. I dont have to be at work until like noon tomorow, so I can stay up til like one tonight most likely, but thats only like 9 in faggot westcoast time I think. We'll see.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: And optionally, it's like $9.95 from Steam.


Link me because I'm lazy, and I'll probably buy it. I spend more on McDonalds, so that's a deal.



Posted by Lord of Spam

bam

http://storefront.steampowered.com/v2/index.php?area=all&




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Now to get my credit card...




Posted by brownoystercult

Anyone who wants to play tonight, post here, or message me on AIM.




Posted by brownoystercult

Way to bail, LoS.

"I'm going to fap, and play later".




Posted by Lord of Spam

by "play later" i meant "find some seriously awesome porn and continue fapping until i get too tired and fall asleep"

duh




Posted by brownoystercult

I'm home all day today, so if anyone wants to play, message me.




Posted by Klarth

Okay, I'm back with a huge ****ing network cable (and not a wireless card). I can be up for a game in two or three hours :)




Posted by Lord of Spam

K, so Im playing on DE_AZTEK last night, and then some fag is like LOL LORD OF SPAM and I'm like wtf and then it turned out to be runkz. So we played it up and pwned some noobs, and then this stupid beaner whore comes on and is like "lol im a stupid beaner whore" so me and runkz harassed her for the rest of the time that we were playing. it was great. I kept telling her to make me a pie and stuff, and calling her a dirty whore, and a stupid mexican and ****.

Good times.




Posted by brownoystercult

She never made my crunchwrap supreme, the stupid *****. That was fun as hell.

Besides that, Stally and I just got done from two scrim games, and we lost pretty bad. It was still a pretty good experience though. After the two clan member fags left the server, we had it to ourselves and played one on one, and awesomeness ensued. Some of the sniper battles were lovely. <3




Posted by Stalolin

it was all my fault that we lost




Posted by brownoystercult

Nah, who cares, it was just for fun.

http://www.gamespot.com/tournaments/cssourceaug06/tv.php?tag=topslot;action;1




Posted by Klarth

gaaaaaaah

i need a cd key

or something















gaaah




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: http://www.gamespot.com/tournaments/cssourceaug06/tv.php?tag=topslot;action;1


Too bad GameSpot's tournaments are usually... bad. They never seem to know who to follow.



Posted by brownoystercult

I've never watched one. And I'm not watching that either, just threw it out there, in case anyone wanted to watch.

But that's unfortunate, really.




Posted by brownoystercult

free cd key: 2451-64914-7269




Posted by brownoystercult

okay, I just ****ing owned LoS, very very very hard.




Posted by Lord of Spam

yeah, i tend to get owned when the opther person is ****ing hacking their *** off.




Posted by Stalolin

THERE WAS THAT ONE ROUND WHERE I KICKED SOME ***




Posted by brownoystercult

Lolin was good..but I've always been dead even with him, and stuff.

and I wasn't hacking, :)




Posted by Lord of Spam

yes, you were. Even if you didnt mean to. You see, modern computers are equiped with what i liek to call "asian-o-meters" These things detect when an asian is using the computer. It then automatically runs whatever hacks are needed to make that person a *** at what ever game they are playing.

Its science, man. You cant argue with facts.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I looked it up.




Posted by brownoystercult

Vamp, did you try the CD Key, I posted earlier?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Nah. The problem wasn't the CD key as far as I know. It loaded up until you see the two guys, and then it gave me the error message. I could always try again, I guess.



Either way, you don't want to face me. I would kick your *** so bad... it's not even funny.




Posted by brownoystercult

:)




Posted by Apathetic

Runkz and lolin just raped me :(. Oh yes I would like to join lol.




Posted by brownoystercult

I started to do better when it was me vs you 2 huh?

I like playing solo. Pumps me UUUUUUUUUUUUUP. Then the headshots roll along.

Anyway, Apathetic and I are about to play in cs_mariokart, see how this turns out. :D




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Roinkz: You won't be smiling when I'm through with you.




Posted by Apathetic

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v341/gushers13/LOLIN.jpg[/IMG]
Stalolin shootin crap
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v341/gushers13/CSFUN.jpg[/IMG]
Our tower which we needed a fourth to get a pic of, so roinkz just killed stalolin instead.




Posted by Lord of Spam

whoa man

FU.CK source


I thought we were clear on this?




Posted by Apathetic

Source? Thats 1.6, as if the **** pic's arent a big enough ****ing give away.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

... yeah, if that's source it looks like ****. Worse than it should, even on a ****ty computer.




Posted by brownoystercult

what the hell is that terrorist model then?

Apathetic and I racing at cs_mariokart:




Posted by Lord of Spam

wow, i dont even remember posting that. Must have done that while half asleep. But yeah, **** source, even though thats 1.6




Posted by Apathetic

roinkz just impersonated LoS and I bought it :(




Posted by brownoystercult

it was a good impression though LoS, the score was 9 and 2. B)




Posted by Lord of Spam

sorry im not asian enough for you, but i prefer to play honestly




Posted by brownoystercult

Dude, LoS get on CS now.




Posted by Lord of Spam

im there man, but 2 hours late:(




Posted by brownoystercult

****it. Apathetic was on, maybe later tonight though.




Posted by Lord of Spam

im about to do sum readin, but after that its CS TIME YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH BABY




Posted by brownoystercult

IM me or message me on Steam when you're ready bby.




Posted by Lord of Spam

man, im not even sure its worth my time. try to be a little less asian, k?




Posted by brownoystercult

I guess I was a little less azn today.




Posted by Dreadnought

I want in.
PM me details cuz I'm too lazy to check back.




Posted by Lord of Spam

yeah, i was gettin HSs on runk left and right last night, but then near the end he turned his hax back on and was like "lol pwnt"




Posted by Klarth


Quoting Dreadnought: I want in.
PM me details cuz I'm too lazy to check back.

If it won't work for me then it won't work for you, considering we have the same copy. We need real CD keys.



Posted by Apathetic

You can buy them you know. Lol some kid I knew stole the key from a box in some store.




Posted by Klarth

Haha, is it printed on the box?!




Posted by Apathetic

Nah, tis on the cd case paper holder thing. Its a sticker.




Posted by Lord of Spam

yeah, I did that with Diablo 2 at a walmart. Just went in, found a box, walked around, and found a secluded corner. Then I popped it open, wrote down the key, and left.

I also left the box open on a shelf, so someone could have easily stolen it after me:D




Posted by brownoystercult

Wouldn't it suck if a customer bought it, and used the CD Key on THEIR Computer? It'd still work, it'd just be like you couldn't go online at the same time. So it's a loss for both of you.




Posted by Lord of Spam

im going to get online and rape you right in the pooper with 7.62mm virtual bullets. AK YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH NIGGUH




Posted by brownoystercult

Friends list is down for Steam.




Posted by Apathetic

GAY




Posted by brownoystercult

Us 3 should get a game down right now?

LoS, get on AIM, ****it.