http://www.kingdomofloathing.com/
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Kingdom of Loathing looks retarded to me.......
ACCORDION THIEF?! I'M IN!!
The ghost of the English language looks up at you.
"You have already proven yourself literate! Go forth, then, and avenge my death!""
^
A bit of dialog in the game.
Nex: Have a sense of humor. :(
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[INDENT]You enter a narrow passage deep within Noob Cave, when suddenly there's a cave-in, and a huge boulder blocks the way you came in. You stand under the boulder and shout "Heeeeey yooooou guyyyyys," as you grunt, strain, and finally lift the boulder on your back. You quickly crawl to safety between your own legs.
It's a good workout for, y'know, your... delts, and your, umm, traps, and, uhh, your lats.
[/INDENT]You gain 1 Strongness."
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Is this a text adventure? If so, that would be amazing.
yes it is
the most random game ever
"Hooray! Thank you, Adventurer! This calls for a celebration! Have a beer. I brewed it myself!"
[IMG]http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/beerbottle.gif[/IMG]You acquire an item: Mt. Noob Pale Ale"Drinking booze is another good way of gaining Adventures. Be careful, though. Drink too much, and you'll have to wait until the next day before you can adventure properly.
Your training is now complete, Adventurer! Your next step should be to visit the Council of Loathing, in the center of Seaside Town. Good luck!"
How many people you guys think take this game seriously?
You're fighting a spooky vampire
This is a spooky vampire. He wants to saaaahhhk your blaaaahd. He is a terrifying apparition even though he talks like a cross between Arnold Schwarzenegger and Count Chocula.
HUR HUR HUR.
I'm sure there is one nut out there who logs in every chance they get to play.
Quoting Xenos: "Hooray! Thank you, Adventurer! This calls for a celebration! Have a beer. I brewed it myself!"
[IMG]http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/beerbottle.gif[/IMG]You acquire an item: Mt. Noob Pale Ale"Drinking booze is another good way of gaining Adventures. Be careful, though. Drink too much, and you'll have to wait until the next day before you can adventure properly.
Your training is now complete, Adventurer! Your next step should be to visit the Council of Loathing, in the center of Seaside Town. Good luck!"
Guild Wars had a few random missions in it. Like one you had to take mirriors to hungry hobos, then they get mad at you and yell "What am I supposed to do with this?! Eat it? You moron!". It's odd, but kind of funny.
Sauceror 43 ftw.
Although i'm sure my character has since been deleted. I used to play back in the day before the last quest was even finished. Maybe i'll start again.
Reminds me of the excitement of Progress Quest.
Now THAT'S a game.
Warranty void if seal is broken.
I liked this one.
Near the pirate ship, you encounter a spicy pirate.
"Hey kid," he says. "Wanna know how I stay so spicy?"
"Er, sure," you say.
"With these!"
You acquire an item: spices
You acquire an item: spices
You acquire an item: spices
Whoof, talk about a blast from the past. My friends played this game, like, what, in highschool? 5 years ago?
Nowadays, blasts from the past go "whoof."
Sounds like fun, I'll check it out tonight or something. I just sign up and play, right?
yaro
no download necessary
In before the hoof.