I just had a fantasy about you and proceeded to have the best fap I've ever experienced. You are now effectively porn to me, therefore, you are banned.
But not in my mind lol, so hawt.
P.S. If you continue to be so **** hot and dirty, you'll be subjected to more of my fantasies. First offence: thirty seconds. Second offense: five minutes. Third offence: Infinite pleasures at the hands of my mighty cock.
D:
HIS COCKHANDS ARE MIGHTY
ALL HAIL VAMP'S COCKHANDS
Now that's something fap-worthy right there.
Iris must be flattered.
Are you serious? That'd be really hardcore if true. And if I were her, I'd be both freaked out, yet honored.
Just saw her gay announcement at the top of the page. Do not want.
Spoilers: It actually is true. Not a word of a lie. I had to force myself to finish as quickly as possible, which was just under a minute of intense pleasure.
I plan on typing out all my fantasies which will range from a couple of sentences to around a page if it goes that far... and I guarantee they'll be really disgusting.
Do it do it do it do iiiiiiiiit
I won't bother typing out my first one because it was pretty lame. I blew my load all over her bewbs before she even popped my dick in her mouth.
bol
This is the best thing to happen to anyone ever in the history of time.
I lol'd.
edit: Did the patansy involve you yelling "IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZOR *fapfapfap* IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR ON YER BEWBS!! OH ***! Cuz that would have been an awesome fantasy.
test
This is what I think about when I fap:
Enjoy your AIDS
Maybe I will:o
Spoilers: You won't. It will be terrible.
Hey, are you Richard Simmons' best friend, Richard Simmons?
[COLOR=DEEPSKYBLUE]IMMA CHARGE MAH LAZER![/COLOR]
That reminds me, anyone know who "eminembusta2something@hotmail.com" is?
What? Is that someone that emailed you or something? Are you sure they are from VGC?
Huh, what did he say in the post that he deleted?
"test"
WEIRD
werd rly
don't care. Although I didn't do it. I still don't care what other people think. Really, I don't.
It's that the only reason they bother saying anything in here is to complain about something.
Maybe if they just popped in to say, "Hi," or something, every once in a while, it wouldn't appear that they have the waaahmbulance on speed dial.
Your smiley does not convince me that your intent is benevolent.
Vamp, next fantasy dick slap her in the face.
Read that as WAMbulance and imagined the 80s music group.
also, let the babies have their arguments. Just split it into a new thread or something whenever they start. Or hell, just mod me and i'll do nothing but take care of managing their *****ing for you guys.
I'm going to fap so hard to this thing that I might break the sound barrier.
SO MUCH HAWT PONOS IN THIS THREAD
J-J-JUST JAM IT IN MY VAGOOO
Linko argued with you. You should be mature enough to not get sucked into the argument. Enforcing has nothing to do with fighting and lowering yourself to the other's level. You're a super mod, there's no need to justify yourself in this case because you KNOW you're right. You also know we'll never take it gracefully, because there's always a few that will be glad to argue even the most stupid of points.
As for having a problem with rules, when have I ever said I had a problem with rules? I don't even recall breaking any, expect for a coupld hundred "spam" posts. If you read what I said again, I never had a problem with what you did, I never took part in it, but I did have a problem with your *****ing and arguing.
DER DER DER?
[quote=Vampiro]Linko argued with you. You should be mature enough to not get sucked into the argument. Enforcing has nothing to do with fighting and lowering yourself to the other's level. You're a super mod, there's no need to justify yourself in this case because you KNOW you're right. You also know we'll never take it gracefully, because there's always a few that will be glad to argue even the most stupid points.
Linko's a super mod too. Why wouldn't I take him seriously? I agree though, I'm done arguing. For now, any more infractions will just be a ban. No more reiterating the rules over and over for you tools. :)
[quote]As for having a problem with rules, when have I ever said I had a problem with rules? I don't even recall breaking any, expect for a coupld hundred "spam" posts. If you read what I said again, I never had a problem with what you did, I never took part in it, but I did have a problem with your *****ing and arguing.
I'd assume you disagreed with them, considering you were mocking and editing the posts of me clarifying the rules. I have every right to start *****ing when you start editing just my posts. Using a "you're a super mod, you don't have the right to argue with us" excuse is bull****. If you don't like *****ing and arguing then I suggest you gtfo, because there's going to be plenty of it, and you always seem to want to join in.
[quote]DER DER DER?
It's really a shame Jesse disabled the ignore feature won blog mods. :(
Anyhow, for the record, Derick, this is why I don't normally post in DA.
Didn't Linko just ban Nickd0009 or whatever last week for posting porn?
And now just a few days later, there's a big argument over it, with him FOR the posting of the stuff.
This SHOULD be open and shut, Vampiro, so why the hell does there seem to be resistance? It seems like there's cries of oppression every time this place is involved. Ugh.
This is still a part of VGC. You do not make the rules. That's saved for the real mods, and they all apply here.
I didn't say you in particular were "resisting." Just a general observation.
Eh, it's DA. Did you really expect anything else? Even if people were completely fine with it, I guarantee someone would still find a way to ***** about it. It's just the mods around here are all "SERIOUS ****ING BUSINESS" when it comes to arguments. Take it easy and realise the chances are high that we're not being serious. Do your job and move on.
Exactly. I didn't expect anything else. This thread just kinda confirmed it.
Hey, remember last time someone told me that they were never serious? :(
[QUOTE=Hyper]Didn't Linko just ban Nickd0009 or whatever last week for posting porn?
And now just a few days later, there's a big argument over it, with him FOR the posting of the stuff.
I was enforcing the rule against him as a mod, like I'm supposed to. I still thought it was stupid. So, yeah, seeing as I had a reason to post porn in a way that related to the conversation and figured people wouldn't see it/make a big deal about it in a random blog thread, I didn't worry about it. Ended up being OMG EXPOSED, so boo-hoo for me, there's my slap on the wrists.
The Judge doesn't count.
I wasn't implying we were dumb, just that some of us are argumentative :(
Why is Hyper posting here?
Because there's an issue.
I posted last week too when that Nickd0009 guy was here. And in the thread Klarth made.
Very well.
*continues to pay no attention to the issue at hand*
UNLESS SOMEONE SUMS IT UP
booty booty booty booty rockin' everywhar
edit: despite being ninja'd, i still stick by this post.
Maybe if we just ignore it, it will all go away...
So...Who wants some harbl?
ZOMG I DO!1!ONE!
And **** censoring that ****.
-Came
Zeta's avatar reminds me how odd it was for Spar to become a girl with the certain fusion.
Not as odd as Bow becoming a big *** robot thing.
So, vamp, are you ever going to write that fukken hot fantasy down about iris? I need some fap material man.:(
Oh, it'll be done. Don't you worry.
IT WILL BE EPIC
[quote=Zeta]Not as odd as Bow becoming a big *** robot thing.
Rand's form was rather strange.
Nina and Katt were ****ing sexy.
Katt is fatt.
lol so clevar
Katt's Devil form is ****ing awesome. I prefer the look of Nina's normal form, but her Angel form's Banish skill is pretty useful. Too bad I use the wind shaman for Sten instead of Nina, and holy for Jean.
***, that story better be as epic as you say it'll be, Vamp.
Hey dudes.. uh, can someone just mention the title of the... game(?) we're talking about? Just real quick, then go on with business as usual(tonight's fapathon).
ALRIGHT CONTINUE(wait are you serious Zeta? I've played BoF something or other and it's.... not like that.)
Well, you probably didn't play 2 then. Or didn't get far enough for the whole shaman uniting thing.
vamp fap to more female members gogogo
Kod? I bet she ****s like a wolverine.
hawt FDL fantasies gogogogogogogogogo
Hahaha, that's brilliant.
fdl? refresh my memory.
Anyways, I have a huge gallery of Breath of Fire II goods. Well, that goes for BoF in general. [except anything after III]
IV was retarded, so was the other game where all the characters looked like they suffered from an extreme case of poverty.
Fierce Deity Link
Sub-Zero
The Jury
etc
"I like Link."
blahblahblah
******* GRIM NINJA
I agree with Vamp. Keep the f[COLOR=Black]ag[/COLOR]gots out.
Ah...aw. *shuffles out*
well, i lol'd
Ah....yes
[url=http://www.rathergood.com/seepage/]flange flange
****
flange flange
scrote
flange flange
****
Anal seepage, ah no.[/url]
Safe 4 work?????
No, seriously. :(
It says here on the can "May cause ANAL LEAKAGE"
NOTHING IS SAGE
huh, well, that typo worked out somewhat well
Love is over? :(
LOVE HAS JUST BEGUN
*loves*
Wow. This thread is just wow...
Wow. You're just wow...
Misoxeny is stunned, and thus loses her dexterity bonus to AC.
*sneak attack*
In before Dexter.
Eric, may you rape the Iris...
Who's Eric?
REMEMBER GRIIIIIM!!!
LoS how many chicks do you know who play DnD?
A friend of mine(female type) recently started, and she seems to like it a lot.
Fukken weird.
Stick it in her pooper.
jess expressed an interest in it, but i never played with her. I think she was too afraid to show how noob she was or something, or was just BSing about being interested.
OH, and I now one girl who used to play, but she's super not hot. 5'9" and 95 pounds is creepy.
There's a girl in our D&D group, plus my gf wants to learn to play.
I told her "no."
course I was jokin, but still.
Chicks seriously suck at DnD, I've noticed.
It's always "K, I rolled my attack...uh....uhm....uh...Ok, damage...right?"
This girl was explaining it to me a bit. I was like, "R U A NIGHT ELF??" And she said, "No, soul bow." Then she explained all this stuff about being a soul bow, and a soul blade occaisionally or something.
Idk it kind of sounds like she knows what she's talking about. She got into it because her stepdad holds weekly meetings, he invited her, and she didn't want to be mean. So now she plays at least once a week.
I would own her *** in one on one.
I min/max too much. I ended up actually managing to overpower a half orc rogue. :(
WOW THAT ****ING INTENSE.
it's like me saying to you, "HOARGH HOARGH HOARGH" and expecting you to bol harder than you ever have before. But you won't. Because it's an inside joke.
min/maxing is the art of strategicly overpowering your characters. Like, i minmax'd a monk for mobility once. If he rolled a ONE on a roll from 1-20, with 20 being a perfect roll, he would jump one hundred feet. From a standstill. A running jump with a 20 put him something like a football feild away.
okay so like my friend was all effed up, and hes laying there and he cant really talk coherently but hes making this horrid laughing sound, just boling every time anyone mentions anything, and it sounds almost exactly like HOAAAOOOOOORRRRRRRROOOOOORRRGHH HOARG HORRRRHHAAGHH. so then everyone starts laughing at him, making him screech more and more for a couple hours until he eventually fell asleep or something.
And he remembers none of this. He can't even make the same sound he made that night. :(
basically, I really did understand your post, but just felt like sharing equally... meaningless, I guess, information.
Was he drunk or high?
So very terribly high.
that sounds awesome. I threw up once because someone made me laugh while i was drinking out of a bottle of fruit punch. I managed to get most of my vomit into the bottle, reducing cleanup, but also destroying the beauty of the fruit punch.:(
Yeah, that's about the only good memory of that night, though. Afterwards he got kicked off of two sports teams and got all this crap from parents/officials.
Luckily I was the only one not in sports anyways, so I didn't get in any trouble other than by my parents.
haha, getting busted must suck. Thats why you wait until college. Chances are most school are pretty low key about it, and theres plenty of people there who know what you can and cant get away with, so its super easy to pull it off.
in before K DONE TALKIN BOUT DRUGZ NOW
druuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugz
****, I hate you two. Jesus Christ.
HEY FAGGOT NERDS, STFU ABOUT FUKKEN DND.
You may have rolled sneak attack, BUT, I have BOX C and am so camoflauged that even I dobn't know where I'm hiding.
I'M IN YER THREAD, TALKIN' ABOUT SPLINTER CELL
lol Metal Gear Solid
indeed.
SUPER SAIYAN > DETECT LIFE > METEORSWARM > DEAD GUY IN A BOX > DnD
i was using them as arrows, not greater than. As in, "I casst detect life. K, now I cast meteor swarm, centered on the box that it showing signs of life. K, now I pee on the dead guy."
Yeah, and I changed them to mean greater than. As in, everything is awesome compared to DnD.
Oh, hey, that reminds me. I'm late for **** YOU
Sounds like one hell of an appointment.
INTRODUCING THE LATEST IN CROSSOVER VIDEOGAMES: SPLINTER CELL SOLID. YOU PLAY AS SOLID SAM, AND HAVE TO INFILTRATE IRAQ TO DESTROY SOME KIND OF SUPERWEAPON WHICH MAY OR MAY NOT BE A WALKING TANK.
... I'd so buy that.
I AM A STUPID FUCK AND I SHOULD BE EUTHANISED FOR THE GOOD OF HUMANKIND. THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT
man, edits are done so much now that i barely even lol anymore.
They haven't been done for a while.