Announcement: Concerning Iris (Fap with me)




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I just had a fantasy about you and proceeded to have the best fap I've ever experienced. You are now effectively porn to me, therefore, you are banned.

But not in my mind lol, so hawt.

P.S. If you continue to be so **** hot and dirty, you'll be subjected to more of my fantasies. First offence: thirty seconds. Second offense: five minutes. Third offence: Infinite pleasures at the hands of my mighty cock.

D:




Posted by Slade

HIS COCKHANDS ARE MIGHTY

ALL HAIL VAMP'S COCKHANDS




Posted by Sapphire Rose

Now that's something fap-worthy right there.

Iris must be flattered.




Posted by Ant

Are you serious? That'd be really hardcore if true. And if I were her, I'd be both freaked out, yet honored.




Posted by Ant

Just saw her gay announcement at the top of the page. Do not want.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Spoilers: It actually is true. Not a word of a lie. I had to force myself to finish as quickly as possible, which was just under a minute of intense pleasure.

I plan on typing out all my fantasies which will range from a couple of sentences to around a page if it goes that far... and I guarantee they'll be really disgusting.




Posted by Darksong X

Do it do it do it do iiiiiiiiit




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I won't bother typing out my first one because it was pretty lame. I blew my load all over her bewbs before she even popped my dick in her mouth.




Posted by Ant

bol




Posted by Lord of Spam

This is the best thing to happen to anyone ever in the history of time.

I lol'd.

edit: Did the patansy involve you yelling "IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZOR *fapfapfap* IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR ON YER BEWBS!! OH ***! Cuz that would have been an awesome fantasy.




Posted by sabre

test




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: edit: Did the patansy involve you yelling "IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZOR *fapfapfap* IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR ON YER BEWBS!! OH ***! Cuz that would have been an awesome fantasy.


Oh man, that's going into my next one.


And on a related note: I don't think I'm going to allow people to ***** in here anymore. And by people, I mean those who aren't considered DA members (lol yer not ppl.) It's a tad annoying to see Iris, or Kod, or sabre now only post here when they feel the need to complain about something that's going on in here. It's even worse when it turns into a few pages of moronic arguments (which I'm usually apart of :o) If you feel the need to complain about something, complain through PMs to the person you feel is responsible, or post about it in the flames boards, or contact me, Derick or Ant, whomever can do something about it.

That's it, I think.



Posted by Prince Redon

This is what I think about when I fap:





Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Enjoy your AIDS




Posted by Prince Redon

Maybe I will:o




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Spoilers: You won't. It will be terrible.




Posted by Zeta

Hey, are you Richard Simmons' best friend, Richard Simmons?




Posted by Prince Redon

[COLOR=DEEPSKYBLUE]IMMA CHARGE MAH LAZER![/COLOR]




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

That reminds me, anyone know who "eminembusta2something@hotmail.com" is?




Posted by Prince Redon

What? Is that someone that emailed you or something? Are you sure they are from VGC?




Posted by The Judge


Quoting Vampiro: And on a related note: I don't think I'm going to allow people to ***** in here anymore. And by people, I mean those who aren't considered DA members (lol yer not ppl.) It's a tad annoying to see Iris, or Kod, or sabre now only post here when they feel the need to complain about something that's going on in here. It's even worse when it turns into a few pages of moronic arguments (which I'm usually apart of :o) If you feel the need to complain about something, complain through PMs to the person you feel is responsible, or post about it in the flames boards, or contact me, Derick or Ant, whomever can do something about it.

Odds are I won't even listen to them, as I've been intollerant of this for quite some time now.

But yeah, sure, bug me with your problems. I need a good laugh.



Posted by Xenos

Huh, what did he say in the post that he deleted?




Posted by Ant

"test"

WEIRD




Posted by Xenos

werd rly




Posted by Ant

don't care. Although I didn't do it. I still don't care what other people think. Really, I don't.




Posted by Slade

It's that the only reason they bother saying anything in here is to complain about something.

Maybe if they just popped in to say, "Hi," or something, every once in a while, it wouldn't appear that they have the waaahmbulance on speed dial.




Posted by Slade

Your smiley does not convince me that your intent is benevolent.




Posted by Prince Redon

Vamp, next fantasy dick slap her in the face.




Posted by Lord of Spam

Read that as WAMbulance and imagined the 80s music group.

also, let the babies have their arguments. Just split it into a new thread or something whenever they start. Or hell, just mod me and i'll do nothing but take care of managing their *****ing for you guys.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: What? Is that someone that emailed you or something? Are you sure they are from VGC?


Someone who added me to their MSN list. Their name is "IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER" or something.


Quoted post: Odds are I won't even listen to them, as I've been intollerant of this for quite some time now.

But yeah, sure, bug me with your problems. I need a good laugh.


Eh, then maybe it's best to just PM me, then...


Quoted post: Also, deleting complaints just because you disagree with them and aren't from your close ring of friends is completely immature,


Do you really think that's why I'm deleting and editing your posts? Why don't you stop being immature, do your job, and get the **** out? It's not your job to continue to argue, whine, complain and be an annoying *****. I'm fine with you giving us warnings, you're at least being a decent super mod, but it's annoying to see a pages worth of arguments that are so redundant, it could physically hurt my mind.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Vamp, next fantasy dick slap her in the face.


Writing it later tonight. I need to be overtired to even think about.



Posted by Lord of Spam

I'm going to fap so hard to this thing that I might break the sound barrier.




Posted by Iris

SO MUCH HAWT PONOS IN THIS THREAD

J-J-JUST JAM IT IN MY VAGOOO




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Linko argued with you. You should be mature enough to not get sucked into the argument. Enforcing has nothing to do with fighting and lowering yourself to the other's level. You're a super mod, there's no need to justify yourself in this case because you KNOW you're right. You also know we'll never take it gracefully, because there's always a few that will be glad to argue even the most stupid of points.

As for having a problem with rules, when have I ever said I had a problem with rules? I don't even recall breaking any, expect for a coupld hundred "spam" posts. If you read what I said again, I never had a problem with what you did, I never took part in it, but I did have a problem with your *****ing and arguing.

DER DER DER?




Posted by Iris

[quote=Vampiro]Linko argued with you. You should be mature enough to not get sucked into the argument. Enforcing has nothing to do with fighting and lowering yourself to the other's level. You're a super mod, there's no need to justify yourself in this case because you KNOW you're right. You also know we'll never take it gracefully, because there's always a few that will be glad to argue even the most stupid points.
Linko's a super mod too. Why wouldn't I take him seriously? I agree though, I'm done arguing. For now, any more infractions will just be a ban. No more reiterating the rules over and over for you tools. :)
[quote]As for having a problem with rules, when have I ever said I had a problem with rules? I don't even recall breaking any, expect for a coupld hundred "spam" posts. If you read what I said again, I never had a problem with what you did, I never took part in it, but I did have a problem with your *****ing and arguing.
I'd assume you disagreed with them, considering you were mocking and editing the posts of me clarifying the rules. I have every right to start *****ing when you start editing just my posts. Using a "you're a super mod, you don't have the right to argue with us" excuse is bull****. If you don't like *****ing and arguing then I suggest you gtfo, because there's going to be plenty of it, and you always seem to want to join in.
[quote]DER DER DER?
It's really a shame Jesse disabled the ignore feature won blog mods. :(

Anyhow, for the record, Derick, this is why I don't normally post in DA.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Linko's a super mod too. Why wouldn't I take him seriously? I agree though, I'm done arguing. For now, any more infractions will just be a ban. No more reiterating the rules over and over for you tools.


Where did I say to not take him seriously? For all I could tell, he was **** serious. But don't confuse taking something lightly with not arguing. It's completely different.


Quoted post: I'd assume you disagreed with them, considering you were mocking and editing the posts of me clarifying the rules. I have every right to start *****ing when you start editing just my posts. Using a "you're a super mod, you don't have the right to argue with us" excuse is bull****. If you don't like *****ing and arguing then I suggest you gtfo, because there's going to be plenty of it, and you always seem to want to join in.



... you've completely stopped reading my posts, haven't you? I never said "You're a super mod, you can't argue" I said "you're a super mod, you shouldn't have to argue." How in the world did you confuse those two? You're arguing with people you KNOW love to argue, you're arguing about PORN. Something that EVERYONE knows is against the rules. You shouldn't have to argue about this because it's open and shut. Jesus.

Plus, I never said I didn't like arguing. I'm always arguing. I just find your particular arguments within DA to be especially tedious. Even more so when you seem to misconstrue half of what I say.

Also, like I said, I'm not flat-out disagreeing with you. I've edited at least ten post from everyone in this blog, and I rarely disagree with them.


Quoted post: It's really a shame Jesse disabled the ignore feature won blog mods.

Anyhow, for the record, Derick, this is why I don't normally post in DA.


Do you really find me that annoying? Because, if so, you're taking our arguments way too seriously. I've never taken these things seriously, which is why I'm able to separate the two and still like/respect the person I'm arguing with. But if this isn't the case for you, then please, just skip over my posts. It's probably a lot easier *shrugs*

Oh, and none of this would have been a problem if you DID post in DA regularily.



Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Vampiro: Linko argued with you. You should be mature enough to not get sucked into the argument. Enforcing has nothing to do with fighting and lowering yourself to the other's level. You're a super mod, there's no need to justify yourself in this case because you KNOW you're right. You also know we'll never take it gracefully, because there's always a few that will be glad to argue even the most stupid of points.

As for having a problem with rules, when have I ever said I had a problem with rules? I don't even recall breaking any, expect for a coupld hundred "spam" posts. If you read what I said again, I never had a problem with what you did, I never took part in it, but I did have a problem with your *****ing and arguing.

DER DER DER?


I swear to ***, I expected this to read as "Linko argued with you. This upset you greatly, and you ran to me for comfort" and from there jsut be a huge sex story. :(



Posted by Hyper

Didn't Linko just ban Nickd0009 or whatever last week for posting porn?

And now just a few days later, there's a big argument over it, with him FOR the posting of the stuff.

This SHOULD be open and shut, Vampiro, so why the hell does there seem to be resistance? It seems like there's cries of oppression every time this place is involved. Ugh.

This is still a part of VGC. You do not make the rules. That's saved for the real mods, and they all apply here.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: This SHOULD be open and shut, Vampiro, so why the hell does there seem to be resistance? It seems like there's cries of oppression every time this place is involved. Ugh.


... because she's arguing about something that's open-and-shut? I all ready said I didn't care, I all ready said I basically support her. I'm not resisting her rule, I'm just arguing for the sake of it, and because she seems to want to argue back. I, clearly, can't argue with myself, right?



Posted by Hyper

I didn't say you in particular were "resisting." Just a general observation.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Eh, it's DA. Did you really expect anything else? Even if people were completely fine with it, I guarantee someone would still find a way to ***** about it. It's just the mods around here are all "SERIOUS ****ING BUSINESS" when it comes to arguments. Take it easy and realise the chances are high that we're not being serious. Do your job and move on.




Posted by Hyper

Exactly. I didn't expect anything else. This thread just kinda confirmed it.

Hey, remember last time someone told me that they were never serious? :(




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Exactly. I didn't expect anything else. This thread just kinda confirmed it.


You could have had it confirmed awhile ago if you wanted to. I'm here to have fun and waste time, arguments do just that. I really don't expect to **** people off or annoy them, since, well, come on.


Quoted post: Hey, remember last time someone told me that they were never serious?


no, sir. I don't believe I do.



Posted by Linko_16

[QUOTE=Hyper]Didn't Linko just ban Nickd0009 or whatever last week for posting porn?

And now just a few days later, there's a big argument over it, with him FOR the posting of the stuff.

I was enforcing the rule against him as a mod, like I'm supposed to. I still thought it was stupid. So, yeah, seeing as I had a reason to post porn in a way that related to the conversation and figured people wouldn't see it/make a big deal about it in a random blog thread, I didn't worry about it. Ended up being OMG EXPOSED, so boo-hoo for me, there's my slap on the wrists.




Posted by Hyper


Quoting Vampiro: You could have had it confirmed awhile ago if you wanted to. I'm here to have fun and waste time, arguments do just that. I really don't expect to **** people off or annoy them, since, well, come on.


confirmed for this instance.
Quoted post: no, sir. I don't believe I do.



http://www.vgchat.com/archive/index.php/t-7497.html



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

The Judge doesn't count.




Posted by Ant


Quoting Vampiro: Eh, it's DA. Did you really expect anything else? Even if people were completely fine with it, I guarantee someone would still find a way to ***** about it.


Eh, I would have prefered if you didn't make it sound as if we were idiots. Cause we aren't. We just have a different way of doing things. I'm not going to say "lol we're dum an we do wut we wan so u dun lik it u kan shuve it" type of thing. I'm just going to go about my business as usual. If they want to get in a huff about it, then by all means they can huff and puff all they want. But aruging has become dull and repetitive in nature on this site from the same people that I can pretty skim most of the argumentive posts without a second glance.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I wasn't implying we were dumb, just that some of us are argumentative :(




Posted by The Judge

Why is Hyper posting here?




Posted by Hyper

Because there's an issue.

I posted last week too when that Nickd0009 guy was here. And in the thread Klarth made.




Posted by The Judge

Very well.

*continues to pay no attention to the issue at hand*

UNLESS SOMEONE SUMS IT UP




Posted by Lord of Spam

booty booty booty booty rockin' everywhar

edit: despite being ninja'd, i still stick by this post.




Posted by Prince Redon

Maybe if we just ignore it, it will all go away...

So...Who wants some harbl?




Posted by Lord of Spam

ZOMG I DO!1!ONE!

And **** censoring that ****.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: UNLESS SOMEONE SUMS IT UP


-Porn
-IRIS MAD
-IRIS DO JOB
-Arguement
-This thread
-Fap



Posted by Zeta

-Came




Posted by Xenos

Zeta's avatar reminds me how odd it was for Spar to become a girl with the certain fusion.




Posted by Zeta

Not as odd as Bow becoming a big *** robot thing.




Posted by Lord of Spam

So, vamp, are you ever going to write that fukken hot fantasy down about iris? I need some fap material man.:(




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Oh, it'll be done. Don't you worry.


IT WILL BE EPIC




Posted by Xenos

[quote=Zeta]Not as odd as Bow becoming a big *** robot thing.

Rand's form was rather strange.

Nina and Katt were ****ing sexy.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Katt is fatt.


lol so clevar




Posted by Zeta

Katt's Devil form is ****ing awesome. I prefer the look of Nina's normal form, but her Angel form's Banish skill is pretty useful. Too bad I use the wind shaman for Sten instead of Nina, and holy for Jean.

***, that story better be as epic as you say it'll be, Vamp.




Posted by Slade

Hey dudes.. uh, can someone just mention the title of the... game(?) we're talking about? Just real quick, then go on with business as usual(tonight's fapathon).


ALRIGHT CONTINUE(wait are you serious Zeta? I've played BoF something or other and it's.... not like that.)




Posted by Zeta

Well, you probably didn't play 2 then. Or didn't get far enough for the whole shaman uniting thing.




Posted by Ant

vamp fap to more female members gogogo




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Kod? I bet she ****s like a wolverine.




Posted by Zeta

hawt FDL fantasies gogogogogogogogogo




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Hahaha, that's brilliant.




Posted by Xenos

fdl? refresh my memory.


Anyways, I have a huge gallery of Breath of Fire II goods. Well, that goes for BoF in general. [except anything after III]

IV was retarded, so was the other game where all the characters looked like they suffered from an extreme case of poverty.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: fdl? refresh my memory.


Fierce Deity Link.



Posted by Zeta

Fierce Deity Link
Sub-Zero
The Jury
etc

"I like Link."
blahblahblah


******* GRIM NINJA




Posted by Dreadnought

I agree with Vamp. Keep the f[COLOR=Black]ag[/COLOR]gots out.




Posted by Darksong X

Ah...aw. *shuffles out*




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

well, i lol'd




Posted by The Judge

Ah....yes




Posted by Lord of Spam

[url=http://www.rathergood.com/seepage/]flange flange

****

flange flange

scrote

flange flange

****

Anal seepage, ah no.[/url]




Posted by Xenos

Safe 4 work?????

No, seriously. :(




Posted by Darksong X

It says here on the can "May cause ANAL LEAKAGE"




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

NOTHING IS SAGE




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

huh, well, that typo worked out somewhat well




Posted by Darksong X

Love is over? :(




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

LOVE HAS JUST BEGUN




Posted by The Judge

*loves*




Posted by mis0

Wow. This thread is just wow...




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Wow. You're just wow...




Posted by The Judge

Misoxeny is stunned, and thus loses her dexterity bonus to AC.

*sneak attack*




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

In before Dexter.




Posted by Dreadnought

Eric, may you rape the Iris...




Posted by The Judge

Who's Eric?




Posted by Dreadnought

REMEMBER GRIIIIIM!!!




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting The Judge: Misoxeny is stunned, and thus loses her dexterity bonus to AC.

*sneak attack*


Theres a feat in p-layers handbook 2 that allows any one with a sneak attack to get their sneak attack damage when they get a critical hit (though it is not multiplie, as normal.) Get a rogue with improved crit (rapier) and you've got a one handed weapon that deals more damage than most mages can dish out.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Who's Eric?


wat iz black metal ist krieg



and it's Erik. Not Eric. Better known as Grim. Who would be a drummer in various black metal bands. Mainly immortal.



Posted by Slade

LoS how many chicks do you know who play DnD?

A friend of mine(female type) recently started, and she seems to like it a lot.
Fukken weird.




Posted by Dreadnought

Stick it in her pooper.




Posted by Lord of Spam

jess expressed an interest in it, but i never played with her. I think she was too afraid to show how noob she was or something, or was just BSing about being interested.

OH, and I now one girl who used to play, but she's super not hot. 5'9" and 95 pounds is creepy.




Posted by The Judge

There's a girl in our D&D group, plus my gf wants to learn to play.

I told her "no."

course I was jokin, but still.




Posted by Lord of Spam

Chicks seriously suck at DnD, I've noticed.




Posted by The Judge

It's always "K, I rolled my attack...uh....uhm....uh...Ok, damage...right?"




Posted by Slade

This girl was explaining it to me a bit. I was like, "R U A NIGHT ELF??" And she said, "No, soul bow." Then she explained all this stuff about being a soul bow, and a soul blade occaisionally or something.

Idk it kind of sounds like she knows what she's talking about. She got into it because her stepdad holds weekly meetings, he invited her, and she didn't want to be mean. So now she plays at least once a week.




Posted by Lord of Spam

I would own her *** in one on one.

I min/max too much. I ended up actually managing to overpower a half orc rogue. :(




Posted by Slade

WOW THAT ****ING INTENSE.


it's like me saying to you, "HOARGH HOARGH HOARGH" and expecting you to bol harder than you ever have before. But you won't. Because it's an inside joke.




Posted by Lord of Spam

min/maxing is the art of strategicly overpowering your characters. Like, i minmax'd a monk for mobility once. If he rolled a ONE on a roll from 1-20, with 20 being a perfect roll, he would jump one hundred feet. From a standstill. A running jump with a 20 put him something like a football feild away.




Posted by Slade

okay so like my friend was all effed up, and hes laying there and he cant really talk coherently but hes making this horrid laughing sound, just boling every time anyone mentions anything, and it sounds almost exactly like HOAAAOOOOOORRRRRRRROOOOOORRRGHH HOARG HORRRRHHAAGHH. so then everyone starts laughing at him, making him screech more and more for a couple hours until he eventually fell asleep or something.

And he remembers none of this. He can't even make the same sound he made that night. :(


basically, I really did understand your post, but just felt like sharing equally... meaningless, I guess, information.




Posted by Lord of Spam

Was he drunk or high?




Posted by Slade

So very terribly high.




Posted by Lord of Spam

that sounds awesome. I threw up once because someone made me laugh while i was drinking out of a bottle of fruit punch. I managed to get most of my vomit into the bottle, reducing cleanup, but also destroying the beauty of the fruit punch.:(




Posted by Slade

Yeah, that's about the only good memory of that night, though. Afterwards he got kicked off of two sports teams and got all this crap from parents/officials.

Luckily I was the only one not in sports anyways, so I didn't get in any trouble other than by my parents.




Posted by Lord of Spam

haha, getting busted must suck. Thats why you wait until college. Chances are most school are pretty low key about it, and theres plenty of people there who know what you can and cant get away with, so its super easy to pull it off.




Posted by Slade

in before K DONE TALKIN BOUT DRUGZ NOW




Posted by Lord of Spam

druuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugz




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

****, I hate you two. Jesus Christ.




Posted by mis0

HEY FAGGOT NERDS, STFU ABOUT FUKKEN DND.

You may have rolled sneak attack, BUT, I have BOX C and am so camoflauged that even I dobn't know where I'm hiding.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I'M IN YER THREAD, TALKIN' ABOUT SPLINTER CELL




Posted by The Judge

lol Metal Gear Solid




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

indeed.




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Misoxeny: HEY FAGGOT NERDS, STFU ABOUT FUKKEN DND.

You may have rolled sneak attack, BUT, I have BOX C and am so camoflauged that even I dobn't know where I'm hiding.


detect life>meteorswarm>dead guy in box.

gg no re



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

SUPER SAIYAN > DETECT LIFE > METEORSWARM > DEAD GUY IN A BOX > DnD




Posted by Lord of Spam

i was using them as arrows, not greater than. As in, "I casst detect life. K, now I cast meteor swarm, centered on the box that it showing signs of life. K, now I pee on the dead guy."




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Yeah, and I changed them to mean greater than. As in, everything is awesome compared to DnD.




Posted by Lord of Spam

Oh, hey, that reminds me. I'm late for **** YOU




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Sounds like one hell of an appointment.




Posted by Klarth

INTRODUCING THE LATEST IN CROSSOVER VIDEOGAMES: SPLINTER CELL SOLID. YOU PLAY AS SOLID SAM, AND HAVE TO INFILTRATE IRAQ TO DESTROY SOME KIND OF SUPERWEAPON WHICH MAY OR MAY NOT BE A WALKING TANK.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

... I'd so buy that.




Posted by Sterling

I AM A STUPID FUCK AND I SHOULD BE EUTHANISED FOR THE GOOD OF HUMANKIND. THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT




Posted by Lord of Spam

man, edits are done so much now that i barely even lol anymore.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

They haven't been done for a while.