ATTN: Vamp: ITT: Suck my ponos

You, sir, are a *** among men.

[quote=Vampiro]Tits or gtfo my internets, srsly guyz, **** this ****, it's too grim for even my standards. It's like... fukken grim or some awesome **** like that. I mean, Darkness Advanced is fukken awesome, so is 4chan. I'm so mad I could go HULK SMASH on all of you. Oh man! IMMA CHARGIN MA LAZOR

IMMA FIRIN MA LAZOR

But it's all good I guess, right, dawgs? A cat is fine too, I can habeeb it. I'll even TWINKIE HOUSE it. You're all just a bunch of bixnoods that can't handle the fukken awesomeness that is bandwagons and trends. I mean, you're all JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE-WHERE IS SARAH CONNER about it. Just calm the **** down before you get party van'd. Christ, you kids act likes ARIES DIES or some lame SPOILER ALERT like that or some fukken ****.

Like I said though, it's cool. I'd totally stick my penos in all of your collective vagooos. Even cosines vaginas which looks incredibly infected. But before you go all AN HERO about something so small like a simple trend, listen to these words: Anonymous does not forgive.

Tits or gtfo, AMIRITE?



Anyways, I lol'd

I have never laughed so hard while eating pizza in my entire life. I dont even care that I almost died (literally, I choked on my pizza) while loling. It was worth it. Hell, I count 16 4chan memes alone, not counting VGC and DA memes.

I was going to toss in at least fifty more memes that I could remember, then I realised no one but us would know what it means, and most probably have never even said them.

See, even I found that funny.

I actually laughed out loud. I rarely do this on this website.

Okay guys, now the first person to declare that they think this isn't funny is automatically labeled as "anti-bandwagon."

I could see quite a few people not laughing at that. How sad :(

Yeah, and I doubt that most of VGC's population would even have a clue as to what any of those memes are all about.

That's the best part.

[quote]
Sean the Wicked agrees: Check /b/. ;-*

FOR SOMEONE WHO MADE A POINT OF SAYING THEY HATE MEMES, SEAN FURY, YOU SURE ARE A HYPOCRITE!

'twas good, but Philsdad's was better.

Oh THAT'S where I saw him lurking.

IF YOU THINK DA IS ANNOYING, THEN STOP BEING AMUSED BY IT.

Revelation: The only thing wrong with VGC is that people think there is something wrong with VGC.

Fact. Look up.

Wow, I actually got a lot of those. What the hell? [/closet 4chan frequenter]

Nice job by the way, very funny.

It's sad when even I get those and lol.

:)

Roger made a thread where him and I where talking on AIM using 4chan memes, but we didn't make it in a paragraph such as this one. Overall it's lol material for sure.

You sir win an internet.

Delayed response much?

Oh, and Vamps was better because Philsdads(sp) was like "LOOK IM MAKING A FUNNY" and Vamp was like "I'm making a funny, and you guys need to chill the **** out."

he probably copy pasta'd it like a moron.

Half of it wouldn't even make sense taken out of its context.

i know. I thought about doin git but didnt for that reason.

Which is why I said he did it like a moron.

It would actually be pretty cool to use in a drama thread... after a modification.

But I doubt that was the reason. It probably has to do with where I said "That's the best part" after corrupt said no one here would understand it. So he was probably like "lol chech /b/ because they would understand it"


idk

i bet he's furry. He just seems like the type of guy that you know him, and you hate him for being so ******* retarded, then one day on /b/ someone posts a pic from a furcon, and BAM theres fury sandwiched between to fat guys in fox costumes.

ONLY ONE R AWAY

read as one arrrgh away, and thought about pirate porn

Good times.

The pirates of the carribean porn spoof is terrible. Like, seriously awful. I will never get some of those images out of my mind. Some of those girls must have had steel vaginas, because when the girls were "fingering" (read: stabing vagina with up to 4 fingers) they were moving their hands with no care or delicateness at all. Which might not be so bad, except that they all had huge fake nails. I dont know how those vags didnt start spewing more blood than teh climactic scene of that one stephen king movie (carrie?) but they held up somehow. Also, I never want to see a lesbian spit on a girls ******* so that she can fingerbang said ******* again. Also, STOP HITTING EACH OPTHER, ******* IT. HITTING ISNT SEX. JUST ****. YOU DONT NEED TO FIGHT FIRST.

Calluses from being over used. So, technically, they do have vagooos of steel. Or hardened skin anyways.

Thats disgusting. I mean, really. I dont even see how ****ing one of them would feel good. OH *** YEAH I LOVE CALLUSES ON MY COCK, ITS LIKE GETTING A HANDJOB FROM A LUMBERJACK. OH **** YEAH.

?:(

That's why the girls are dry and the guys barely have a full erection. It's a job, it's gross, and it most likely doesn't even feel that great.

Tell that to the trees, man.

Tell that to the trees.

Meh, trees can fight back, they just choose not to.

Look at Lord of the Rings.

Exactly, Ents are crazy.

I personally thought of the Rocko episode where they go to mount frosty and rocko is skiing down the mountain when he hits a baby tree. So he starts to strangle it and then all the other tree surround him, and beat his a[COLOR="Lime"]s[/COLOR]s. Then at the end of the episode after he's in the hospital, they go there to kick his a[COLOR="Lime"]s[/COLOR]s some more.

Yet another case of tree ownage.

And try to love those trees when they jump out in front of your car for drinking all their liquor.

Of course the exception is made for the mexican boxing tree, but other trees lack such defenses.

Edit: The trees in LoTR dont count. Anythign that gets its *** handed to it by Tom Bombadill is a total pussy ****wad, end of story.

Another example: Monster House.

Which was actually a pretty cool movie.

Monster House was good? I'm affraid to watch it, I figured if anything I'd just wait until one of my friends either rented it, or bought it.

Yeah, it's actually really well written, and pretty funny. Plus, it being in full 3D helps.

I had the chance to see it, but went to Talladega nights instead.

I fukken love DA. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villiany.

And DA fukken loves you, man.


Not really, we'd like to see your corpse strung up and paraded through the city on a rotating platform with a catchy little tune playing in the background.

2 grim 2 <3


^_______________________________^

my only complaint with DA is that we fukken suck.

I agree.





OH WAI-

MY BROTHER IS MY LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVEEEEEEEEEER

FAMILY AFFAIR

MY SISTER IS MY MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEESS

That made me lol harder than it should have. Best lyrics ever.

Especailly when you listen to it while j-j-j-just jamming it in your sister, amirite, you sick ****?

That's the only time I listen to it. Mainly because when it comes on, I instantly get an erection and demand my sister to take care of it.

i hope i never see a pic of your sister. RIght now my imagination is too tied up in trying to think of what she looks like to do anything else, but if i ever knew, it would jump to the next logical thing to imagine, which is you two gettin' it on.


And I'll die a cold, grim death before i think about you having sex of any sort.

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/VampiroV.Empire/People/P7100185.jpg[/IMG]


Have fun imagining her and I getting it on.

I'd hit it

thats not your sister. You have to be the only weird one or my whole image of you crumbles and fades away. Its funnier now to imagine that you have a super, hyper normal happy 1950s american stereotype family where everyone is super chipper and nice, but you look like a total weirdo. She doesnt fit that.

So I will fap at her and lol at you, good sir.

Sounds like a plan.

MAYBE SHE IS

ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT

IF YA NO WAT I MEEN

I actually didn't laugh at the original post. I'm coming out of the unfunny closet.

**** this ****

Wow that post was lame.










anyways, /r/ nudie pix

PROPERLY CENSORED OF COURSE

Yeah, I'm ashamed.

AND I SECOND THAT /R/

I'd still bone your sister.

Keep that **** to the right thread.


edit: nvm. I don't second that /r/ upon looking back at what thread this is...

I second it, with no censors.

The motion has been carried, Vamp, give us a nudie picture of your sister.

We all know you have them. vamp=hardcore incest lover

Actually he's pretty softcore about it.

Kind of a sweet big brother, really.

<3

Aw, Vampypoo! Your so cute I just want to pinch your cheeks...

Start making with the nudie pictures anyway.

nudes gogogogo

How big are her tits?

Yes, we need bra size, proof of that, and nude pictures. Ignore Iris, she's a pussy.

Better be f[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]cking huge

Better yet, tell us how they fit to hand. Just take your hand, cup one, and take a picture of your hand on and off the breast...That should help us evaluate the size of them.

What if Vamp has midget hands? Or hueg hands?

That's why he takes a picture of his hand on and off her bewbs...So we can see the size of his hand, and then see it over the tits, giving us a measurment.

i dont care if they're huge. I'd rather her have nice shapely figure than just ZOMG HUEG boobs

That is true...But I'd still like to see the boobs none the less.

vagoo or gtfo

... this is why I both love and hate DA.

Dude, show your sister this thread. It would be epic win.

Hi, vamps sistet. a/s/l?

I would if it wouldn't be so awkward.


... then again, it could lead to one of those supa tense sexual moments and we could totally do it in a fit of embarrassment.

First get her naked, take pictures, then do whatever.

It's funny because I've seen almost that exact story on 4chan before. :(

Hell, I say go for it.

If you don't, I will. [/hasabilitytoteleport]

we should totally play some GG while you go at it.

is it can be hug tiem now pls?

same cat