Rideman says:
jesus, im the laziest person ever
Rideman says:
i just ordered a pizza online
CJ says:
No
Rideman says:
but
CJ says:
Wait
Rideman says:
the funny part was
CJ says:
You actually did that?
CJ says:
Jesus christ
Rideman says:
i did it because i was too lazy to get up and grab the phone
CJ says:
... yeah, that's pretty bad
Rideman says:
and the phone isnt more than 5 feet away
So, does anyone think that they can top that? Talk about laziness, and all its glory here.
I was fappin' at my dads the other day, got close to lettin' it fly, and suddenly stopped because I was too lazy to pump the extra few times that was required to finish...
True story. But I also realised my imagination is seriously lacking after not having to use it as fapping material for a long time.
I order pizza online on occasion, but that's mainly because I'm actually averse to phones.
So, I just found out you can have them deliver the pizza to somewhere INSIDE your house. If any of you actually do that... you will officially be the laziest person I know.
I've ordered pizza online before. I can see all the options on the screen rather than just searching my brain for some toppings. It's not really lazy; it's like reading a menu and having your order accurate.
I used to do it all the time. You could get some pretty sweet deals on there. Once I ordered 99 sauces cause they were free. They only gave me 5 :(
Did you sue, or ask for your money back?
I was pretty happy with what I got... :)
But I don't order online anymore since there is a place here where you can get large pizzas for $5. :D
Where the **** is that? If I could get large pizzas for that cheap, I'd eat nothing else.
I'm not lazy, I just lack motivation. Theres a difference.
2 bucks a slice? That's insane. I can get 2 large pizzas for 12 bucks at my local pizza shop.
Large pizza = £12.99
...Roughly $25.
Hungry Howies hot and ready. $5.35 (after tax) for a low quality medium pepperoni pizza. normally a ****ty deal. HOWEVER, at 3am during the middle of an 8 hour DnD dungeon crawl, its a lifesaver.
I haven't really looked into the pizza places around here much since one was busted for putting weed on its pizzas... but I think they're around $20 for a large.
Oh man, but one has this arcade... and Wyvern X... fukken awesome game.
Weed pizza is a terrible idea. Weed followed by pizza, however, is spectacular.
It's like a peanut-butter and jam pizza. Tastes like ****. But if you have a sandwich after or before it, my ***...
Huh, one of those places opened up near me recently... after being shut down five years ago. I guess I should check it out. WHAT A DEAL
I eat a whole large by myself :/
Heh, we have a Little Ceasers very nearby and get $5 pizzas all the time. Not because they're good (very ****ty pizza, actually), but because it's the cheapest thing around. Actually had one today, along with some bread sticks.
****ty, disgusting pizza = best tasting pizza.
Like I said, when you've got a room full of fat, hungry nerds its the best bet.
Wasn't there a shortcut to order pizza on World of Warcraft or some **** like that?
[/PIZZA] LOL!!11
/pizza
Yeah, it opened up [url]www.pizzahut.com[/url]
How much lazier can you get..?
I believe my area is currently doing the Internet buying of foods and such. I recently saw a commercial or something to do with Pizza "now you can order Pizza wile your on the Internet" or something of the sort.
But I have yet to order much of anything over the Internet.
I think you're lazy if you have to pizza come to you period. Plus, I'm too impatient to wait for it. I've ordered online, but I still always choose carryout, so I can drive flat-out all the way there, snag the pizza, and then floor it back home so I can devour the pizza ASAP. And fore-go the tip. :cool:
I usually forgo the tip anyway:cool:cheap*******YEAH
But it CAN get lazier. If you leave your door unlocked, like I said earlier, you can give them instructions on what room to look for you in, etc. so you CAN get a pizza without ever leaving your seat. But since my door was locked, I would have had to get up to lock it, so I figured I'd just get up to get the door when they got there.
For the delivery guys I know, the tips are supposed to help cover the fuel and car costs. Because I don't like to tip, I just go fetch myself so as no to be a jerk.
All the little ceasars went out of business here. But i orde rpizza online.
S[COLOR="White"]hit.[/COLOR] I didn't even know pizza places have websites.
Ok, get this, I've had to take a leak for about an hour and a half, and I'm too lazy to walk to the bathroom.
This happens allmost every mourning when I wake up, have to urinate, but I'm too lazy so I just go back to sleep, or lay there holding my crotch for an hour or so.
100% True
Yeah, I do that sometimes too.
Screw that, just walk over to LoS's house and have some of his pizza.
I do the thing about being too lazy to get up and pee. Pizza, though, I never order it at home because it's kind of a treacherous drive up my hill. Almost everyone who drives up here says that it's really scary. Most people we don't know that well turn back around after they get a little lost and confused.
edit: post 666 :kvlt:
Does your hill have a ghost!
Do you often end questions with exclamation points!
This is a statement?
Hahaha...?
Was that a joke!
Clearly you are mad?
NO U?
... I wonder if this will be deleted!
If you were REALLY lazy, you'd just keep an empty bottle next to your bed.
I can top your story easy:
The remote for my TV was literally a foot in front of me. However, when I reached to get it, I found that my fingers just barely touched the sides, because I was leaning back. As opposed to leaning forward, I instead made a high pitched whining noise for a few seconds until my annoyed sister came in and gave me the remote. :cool:
Personally, I'm happy to sacrifice a few minutes of freshness if I never have to leave my home. I figure the avoidance of movement offsets the lesser price and quicker deliver just enough to make it the better deal.
Down here in Radium, you can get 3 huge *** slices of pizza for like $4. They will make whatever pizza you want. You can even bring them your own topings. Like sushi or tofu or something.