Ask Pit questions night!




Posted by Pit

I just finished smoking some Pot. My perspective on life has changed, so ask me questions in this new state of mind! Which probably won't much sense, right eh? Yeah just ask questions, keep them as serious and non-foolish as possible. You know, like ask for some real advice, and in a few minutes, when the effects kick in (hopefully soon), I'll answer them!




Posted by Random

Should I try to get back with my ex who I love very much tomorrow? I broke up with her a couple weeks ago because I didn't think she was ready for the relationship but I have second thoughts now...

Did I Mention I love her? Because I do...

Can't stop thinking about her..

GAH PIT ADVICE ME!!




Posted by Boner

Why do I have a rash?




Posted by Arcadios

Was the pot worth it?




Posted by Pit

Dude, you always gotta love. Think of it this way, you left HER because you weren't so sure if you loves her or not. She however, was ready, meaning she was like, giving herself to you or whatever. So even though you may have cut off, it was because you were unsure and ****, so yeah bro, give it another chance. Plus, if you let her go now, it'll hurt later on because you knew you had a chance and you let it slip away.




Posted by Pit

You have crabs or some STD Opeth. Told you to like, stay away from them rimjobs ;)

Tomorrow will come. For me in 52 minutes... for you however, sadly, you'll be dead. For everyone yeah, for you, not so much, no.




Posted by Roger Smith

What would the world be like if the Katamari Prince was president of the internet?




Posted by Pit


Quoting Roger Smith: What would the world be like if the Katamari Prince was president of the internet?



The Katamari prince is gay cause he likes balls. If he was the presidnet, we'd all like balls. Big, sweaty balls.



Posted by Random

ALL HAIL THE KNOWLEDGABLE PIT!!




Posted by Boner

So....hows taht creeper hitting you now bro?


BC2412 [10:09 PM]: :P
Ub4r Fantum RAWR [10:12 PM]: oh **** man **** hit me right now
Ub4r Fantum RAWR [10:12 PM]: snuck up behind me like a ****ing leprachaun man

Ub4r Fantum RAWR [10:12 PM]: little green ******s are crazy bro
Ub4r Fantum RAWR [10:12 PM]: **** im thirsty
BC2412 [10:12 PM]: yeah, i know dude.
BC2412 [10:13 PM]: creeper is the ****ing best.
Ub4r Fantum RAWR [10:13 PM]: who are you aain?
Ub4r Fantum RAWR [10:13 PM]: **** is all lbryt
Ub4r Fantum RAWR [10:13 PM]: blurry&
Ub4r Fantum RAWR [10:13 PM]: blurr&
Ub4r Fantum RAWR [10:13 PM]: blurry*
Ub4r Fantum RAWR [10:14 PM]: there we goi
BC2412 [10:14 PM]: i'm Bill
Ub4r Fantum RAWR [10:14 PM]: im Ted
BC2412 [10:15 PM]: yeah dude.....ok.




Posted by Klarth

Why is my flesh so tasty and pasty?




Posted by Pit


Quoting Klarth: Why is my flesh so tasty and pasty?



Look, the body is split up into two segments. Sugary sweets, and some other ****.

Look, man honestly I don't know. WHy t he **** are you eating your own flesh. That's not even a good question to answer funny.

Klarth go **** yourself. In your *** man.



Posted by Random

Does *** Exist?




Posted by Pit

No.




Posted by Stalolin

Does *** exist?




Posted by Pit

Yeah sorry I lied.




Posted by Random

LOLLLL

PIT FOR SUPER MOD '06/'07 Campaign.




Posted by Roger Smith


Quoting Random: LOLLLL

PIT FOR SUPER MOD '06/'07 Campaign.


Only when he's stoned.



Posted by Boner


Quoting Roger Smith: Only when he's stoned.



Is this an implication that there are times when he's not?



Posted by Stalolin

[quote=Roger Smith]Only when he's stoned.

Reminds me of a great Mad TV skit.

Some drunk guy becomes the President.

He captures Cuba by invading it, Germany by hospitalizing the Prime Minister and then seizing the country and cures cancer by giving it to the leaders of large corporations.

"Within 2 weeks we had 10 different cures for cancer."




Posted by Pit

Yeah, **** man. I'm, man yo raisenets are ****ing good.




Posted by Random


Quoting Roger Smith: Only when he's stoned.


You could be his S Mod Advisor.. You could tell him to get stoned during important decisions..



Posted by Roger Smith


Quoting Opeth: Is this an implication that there are times when he's not?


I'm not sure...The only time I know when he's stoned is when he publicly says so.

Yes Random, I agree fully.



Posted by Random

Pit.. Why do white people love Wayne Brady?




Posted by Slade

Wtf I can't think of any questions.

Why can't I think of any questions, Pit?




Posted by Pit

Why don't I ask your questions huh. Yeah wouldn't like thatr ight,*******s.




Posted by Random

YOU DIDNT ANSWER MY QUESTION...

WHY DO WHITE PEOPLE LOVE WAYNE BRADY?




Posted by Slade

Hahaha, he's kind of losing it.




Posted by Random

WHITE PEOPLE LOVES WAYNE BRADY, because he makes Bryan Gumble.. LOOK LIKE MALCOlM X




Posted by Roger Smith

OH SHI- IT'S WAYNE BRADY SON!




Posted by Slade

I bet that any time now he'll either forget about this thread entirely, or just become engrossed in something else(like... doing nothing).




Posted by mis0

Subaru Impreza WRX STi, or Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution 8 MR?




Posted by Pit

oh **** sorry guys, what said slade




Posted by Linko_16

Chicks just don't dig me, man. Will I ever find the right woman?




Posted by Roger Smith

Are you still stoned? If yes, why am I wearing a bra as underware? If not, why aren't you?




Posted by Ant

Why does everybody hate Pit? Me Included?




Posted by Arcadios

What if Bender were human?




Posted by Pit

Its day two dicks. The questions are over, and Im not even high. Fags




Posted by Linko_16

Now I'll never know.

*sob*




Posted by Ant


Quoting Pit: Its day two dicks. The questions are over, and Im not even high. Fags


Well, you answerd my question.



Posted by The Judge

QUESTION NIGHT IS OVER