...posts left until 20K get. We already 17k got, and probably with 18k get before friday. What should we do to celebrate? Sigs? A banner?
How about every member gets to punch you in the face? Idk, seems like a pretty cool idea to me.
I'll take 2 even though I've posted maybe...5 times in DA since I've came back. So that means I'm entitled to 5 punches right?
How about everyone just posts the GNAA image that was used to get all eight get in every single thr--
...no.
How about we make a huge congratulatory thread to pat ourselves on the back and post neat pictures and stuff.
Idk...I wouldn't mind.
candlelight dinner.
Everyone sit at their computer with a candle and some fancy cuisine
Lol.
It only took about a month to get 7,500 posts, when it took us about 3 months to get the first 10k get. BUSINESS IS BOOMING!
EXPONENTIAL GROWTH (like cancer)
How about we just make another thread and wallow in our self absorbed, self gratuitous-ness selves?
That always seems to work.
circle jerk
sausage fest
i wonder what would happen if everyone on earth fapped at once
AIDS
SPERMFLOOD
Honestly I think a lot of people would die. Think about all the people, first of all, who are so frail that they'd die from trying to fap. Then there's the people who need constant supervision in hospitals, dead. Cars stuck on highways, heat stroke, death.
Overall it'd be pretty cool.
WORLD PEACE AND EVERYONE WOULD BE HAPPY FOR HALF AN HOUR OR SO LOL
OKAY HERE'S WHAT NEED TO HAPPEN: AN AFRICAN WITH EBOLA AND AIDS GETS ONTO A JAPANESE SUBWAY WHERE THEY'RE CROWDING EVERYONE THE HELL IN UNTIL THEY'RE LIKE PACKAGED MEAT. THE AFRICAN SUDDENLY STARTS SPRAYING BLOOD EVERYWHERE AND THE WHOLE TRAIN IS THEN ****ED FOR LIFE