zing me the best and win a fab prize




Posted by Poco

you get to be my co mod in my new blog "negro advanced"


So try me.

Points are awarded for: misuse of english

1st, 2nd, and 3rd will be mods!
STANDINGS:
Sapphire Rose: 600 points
Mr nintendo: 100 points
Booybla: -375 points.
Roger smith: 500 points
Lord of Spam: 250 points
Roinkz: 2000 points
Xero Percent: 850 points
Iris: 500 points (pregnancies)

Alright, so as the contest stands,

1st: Roinkz
2nd: Xeropercent
3rd: Sapphire Rose




Posted by Sapphire Rose

ur gay




Posted by WackoHater2

Lmao. No chance of me winning this.. but this is kinda funny.

I saw your mom walking down the street yesterday. She had a pig under her arm. I asked her, "Where'd you get the pig?" and the pig said "I won her at the fair."




Posted by Poco

ok using the wor dgay instead of fag, but used ur instaed of ur

Sapphire Rose has received 100 points

Booyaka: Momma Joke -50 points

So far:

Sapphire Rose: 100
Booyaka: -150




Posted by WackoHater2

Lmfao. Whats wrong with momma jokes?




Posted by Poco

asking questions in flame thread -100 points




Posted by Arcadios

You're a nigger for making a blog named "Negro advanced".




Posted by Poco

mr nintendo too many words but insulting blog name and myself

50 points

oh edit to include the n word 200 points




Posted by Roger Smith

I saw your mom outside of Walmart. You can ride her for a quarter.

[spoiler]Lost&Found reference btw. I'm only participating cuz there ain't nothing else to do. Hey Poco.[/spoiler]




Posted by Poco

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Well you post on gamewire so that's a minus 100
your momma joke -100
but kid you got style so plus 150




Posted by Arcadios

You're fat.























[spoiler](toward Roger)[/spoiler]




Posted by Lord of Spam

O this is your anus it is large and stretched out because you are a faggot who enjoys ****ing horses die please.




Posted by WackoHater2

uber vagina




Posted by Poco

Lord of spam: that was very incoherent but witty +200 points
mr nintendo good short and to the point plus 50
Booyaka +50




Posted by Roger Smith

Your mom is so dirty that when she takes a bath, the water jumps out and says Nah I'm good.

"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Mr.Nintendo again."




Posted by WackoHater2

Your so dumb, you got P tattoo'd on one áss cheek, and W tattoo'd on the other, so when you bed over, it says POW.




Posted by Lord of Spam

poco -20000000000 points for beng gay and liking penises




Posted by brownoystercult

Remember, Jesus loves you, and everyone else thinks you're a ****ing stupid nigger.




Posted by Poco

hmm

Roger smith that was ok +25
booyaka um -25 that was horrible

Roinkz -1000 cause that was just stupid

on second thought -100

lord of spam +50




Posted by Arcadios

I stuck it your mother's pooper last night.
While whipping your Nigerian ass.




Posted by brownoystercult

**** you, ginger.




Posted by WackoHater2

Your so fat, when you fell over, I wasn't laughing, but the ground was cracking up.. ****.. that sucked..




Posted by brownoystercult

YOU'RE SO FAT YOU FELL IN LOVE AND BROKE IT!!!!!




Posted by Poco

Mr Nintedno: -50 bad joke
Roinkz: South park plus fat +150
Booyaka fat+50




Posted by Arcadios

My fireman had his way with your sister.




Posted by Roger Smith

Your mom is so poor, her welcome mat says "Well?"




Posted by brownoystercult

Hey Poco, are you tired? You've been running through my mind all day babe :)




Posted by Poco

Mr nintendo: +50
Roger Smith: +50 i liked that
Roinkz: +50 that was cold




Posted by brownoystercult

IS YOUR MOM A BAKER? CAUSE YOU'RE A CUTIE PIE.




Posted by Poco

no points for flattery




Posted by WackoHater2

Poco's mom is a perfect example of "butter face"
Everything's pretty butter face.




Posted by Arcadios

[quote=Thread Name]Negro Advanced
White power!




Posted by brownoystercult

You have so many pimples dude..I can play connect the dots on your face.




Posted by Poco

hmmmmm

Booyak: -100 mom jokes are gay stop
Mr nintendo: +100

Roink: +150 for truth




Posted by XeroPercent

The reason you smell bad is because you were concieved during anal-sex.




Posted by brownoystercult

Hey ****in' whitey, are your parents siblings?




Posted by WackoHater2

You sound like you got peanut butter stuck to the roof of your mouth.




Posted by Poco

XeroPercent: +100 good showing

Roinkz: +0 that was meh

Booyaka: +200! good one that made no sense




Posted by brownoystercult

Your dick is small. LOL!




Posted by Roger Smith

Your mom is so ugly, if she glares at a guy even the Devil May Cry.




Posted by WackoHater2

If brains were spit, you wouldnt have enough to lick a stamp.




Posted by Poco

lollercoaster roinkz thats plus 150

Roger Smith +25

Booyak +0 that was hideous




Posted by brownoystercult

lol Poco looks like Ron from Harry Potter..




Posted by brownoystercult

are your pubes orange? LOL




Posted by Arcadios

[quote=Thread Name]Negro Advanced
Don't git me wrong now,
I just love all the niggers.
Hell, I think every white boy should own a dozen!




Posted by Poco

DOUBLE POST PLUS CRAZY HOLY ****

-200 ive got blonde hair

mr nintendo that sucked -100




Posted by WackoHater2

Emo lover




Posted by XeroPercent


Quoting Booyaka619: If brains were spit, you wouldnt have enough to lick a stamp.


And if spit were brains everything you know would be on my dick.



Posted by Poco

hmmmmm

i got nothing +0

xero percent +200 beautfiul




Posted by brownoystercult

Is Negro Advanced going to be a penis enlargement product?




Posted by Poco

maybe




Posted by Arcadios


Quoting Poco: mr nintendo that sucked -100


Racist...



Posted by Poco

shut up


Iris try and flame and you too could win a fab prize




Posted by WackoHater2

You still listen to N*sync




Posted by Arcadios

Well I ran outta gas...




Posted by Poco

hAHA thats gold +100 to booyaka

mr nintendo: +100 for trying




Posted by Roger Smith


Quoting Mr.Nintendo: Racist...


Nintendophile



Posted by WackoHater2

You smell like the back of a grandfather clock..




Posted by Poco

oh hoho


what do we have here? atacking anothe rmember in my thread? you get a one time bonus of +250! Roger Smith!

Booyaka thats +0




Posted by Xero


Quoting Roinkz: Is Negro Advanced going to be a penis enlargement product?


lol I was thinking the same thing :D



Posted by XeroPercent


Quoting Roger Smith: Nintendophile


Is that someone who has sex with dead Nintendos?



Posted by Arcadios


Quoting Roinkz: You have so many pimples dude..I can play connect the dots on your face.



Those aren't pimples, those are genital warts.



Posted by Xero


Quoting XeroPercent: Is that someone who has sex with dead Nintendos?


Nintendos die?



Posted by brownoystercult

You just gave Roger Smith 250 points. Roger Smith sucks at Photoshop.




Posted by WackoHater2

You make Jim Carrey's acting look good.




Posted by Poco

Xeropercent: +50
Mr nint +0
Flame ghost; **** off
Roinkz: Insulting someone else's hobby? +200!




Posted by Arcadios


Quoting XeroPercent: Is that someone who has sex with dead Nintendogs?


Fixed.:cookie:



Posted by XeroPercent


Quoting Booyaka619: You make Jim Carrey's acting look good.


Boo...

Should have used Keanu Reeves.



Posted by WackoHater2

Your so fat, when you sit around the house, you sit AROUND the house.




Posted by Poco

jesus christ these are some lackluster insults




Posted by XeroPercent

Your unborn child is a soon to be tranny




Posted by WackoHater2

I dunno whats more red, my shirt, or your neck.




Posted by Poco

*******it: +50 to xeropercent




Posted by Roger Smith


Quoting Roinkz: You just gave Roger Smith 250 points. Roger Smith sucks at Photoshop.


I lol'd.

But at least I don't have to get others to make GIF's of myself doing a shitty version of the robot.



Posted by Arcadios


Quoting XeroPercent: Boo...

Should have used Keanu Reeves.



That sucked as much as Booyaka619.



Posted by XeroPercent

I've now collected more points then you have sperm cells




Posted by WackoHater2

You have more chins than a Chinese phone book.




Posted by Iris

You idiots sure are excited about the chance to earn a blog mod spot, huh? *oscar*




Posted by Poco

mr nintendo: +200
Iris: +500




Posted by Sapphire Rose

lol poco lets have sex k?




Posted by brownoystercult

poco is more impatient than the japanese..and the japanese can't even wait until their fish fry.




Posted by Poco

nou




Posted by Arcadios


Quoting XeroPercent: I've now collected more points then you have sperm cells


Wait...wait...let me finish off your mom first.



Posted by brownoystercult

Iris is the only girl to post in this thread. Tits or GTFO.




Posted by Poco

roinkz women suck +500 points to you




Posted by WackoHater2

You like Avril Lavigne's songs.




Posted by Poco

*** shut up -500 to you




Posted by Arcadios


Quoting Booyaka619: You like Avril Lavigne's songs.



O....low blow man....low blow. >.<



Posted by XeroPercent


Quoting Poco: women suck


I hope you mean your dick, if not you're more gay then Gumby mutha fuka!



Posted by Poco

negro advanced will be the everyman's answer to DA




Posted by brownoystercult


Quoting Mr.Nintendo: O....low blow man....low blow. >.<

Why would it matter? Poco doesn't have any nuts. He's not even circumsized.



Posted by Roger Smith

Can I exchange my points for a Masamune Blade?




Posted by Poco


Quoting XeroPercent: I hope you mean your dick, if not you're more gay then Gumby mutha fuka!



ice burn +400
Rogersmith: +200
and Roinkz: +100



Posted by XeroPercent

Booyaka's sig is about when I take a dump.




Posted by Sapphire Rose

Too bad Poco has to make a thread for people to tell him how much he sucks. Apparently, he lacks the brain power to figure this out on his own. The fact that he might fail to figure out what I just said saddens me. Instead, he awards people for the lamest, easiest to figure out insults known to man. This may all go to the fact that he is, of course, a nigra.




Posted by WackoHater2

You should get like 8000 points for that Xero




Posted by Poco


Quoting Sapphire Rose: Too bad Poco has to make a thread for people to tell him how much he sucks. Apparently, he lacks the brain power to figure this out on his own. The fact that he might fail to figure out what I just said saddens me. Instead, he awards people for the lamest, easiest to figure out insults known to man. This may all go to the fact that he is, of course, a nigra.




too many ****ed words i didn't even read that troo know its like something judge would write, which makes it gay.

also too many punctuations and spelled words correctly!


+500



Posted by XeroPercent


Quoting Booyaka619: You should get like 8000 points for that Xero


yes, it was one of the prouder moments in my life :-D



Posted by Arcadios


Quoting Roger Smith: Can I exchange my points for a Masamune Blade?

Roinkz wants to trade all his points for a penis.













[spoiler]Sorry[/spoiler]



Posted by brownoystercult


Quoting Mr.Nintendo: Roinkz wants to trade all his points for a penis.













[spoiler]Sorry[/spoiler]

POCO, LOOK! THIS MAN FAILS FOR PUTTING SORRY IN INVISIBLE TEXT!



Posted by XeroPercent


Quoting Mr.Nintendo: Roinkz wants to trade all his points for a penis.


but not your penis, it's made of paper mache'



Posted by Poco

hm roinkz: +1000
Mr nintendo - 500
Xero: + 50




Posted by Arcadios


Quoting Roinkz: POCO, LOOK! THIS MAN FAILS FOR PUTTING SORRY IN INVISIBLE TEXT!



It's not you, it's your heritage.



Posted by Sapphire Rose

so leik there r ppl who haet u poco ur gay n stuff an you can go to hell

taht and u liek fukin dogs in da poopr




Posted by Poco


Quoting Sapphire Rose: so leik there r ppl who haet u poco ur gay n stuff an you can go to hell

taht and u liek fukin dogs in da poopr



ok we have got our mods!



Posted by brownoystercult

PROTOMAN IS YOUR BROTHUR, LOLOL!




Posted by Arcadios


Quoting Sapphire Rose: so leik there r ppl who haet u poco ur gay n stuff an you can go to hell

taht and u liek fukin dogs in da poopr


Wanna fap?



Posted by XeroPercent

+50pts!!! That's all?!! I'm getting boned like you mom at a PTA meeting.




Posted by WackoHater2

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.




Posted by Roger Smith


Quoting Poco: hm roinkz: I
Mr nintendo Sucked off
Xero: Poco


I fixed that for you.



Posted by WackoHater2


Quoting Poco: ok we have got our mods!

****, does that mean its over?



Posted by Poco

Jesus.

Contest over: mods are going to be Roinkz, Mr. nintendo and XeroPercent.




Posted by Sapphire Rose

If Booyaka keeps with these lame assed insults, his own intestines will come up and choke him until he stops.

Edit: Fukken ninja'd out of modship. :mad:




Posted by brownoystercult

Cheers, Mr. Nintendo and XP. Make an exception for Sapphire Rose though, I think he deserves it more than either of those two.




Posted by XeroPercent


Quoting Booyaka619: ****, does that mean its over?


It's not over 'til you swallow it biatch.



Posted by Roger Smith

Awsome job you two. Good thing I wasn't trying to win or I'da photoshopped you fags to death.:cool:

Btw: You got ninja'd Booya




Posted by WackoHater2

Xero, Don't you need a license to be that ugly?




Posted by Xero

If poco accepts, it will be the first time I see cyber sex :eek:




Posted by Poco

Beleive me, there will be more mods in the future.




Posted by Arcadios

Congrats to my fellow winner.




Posted by Sapphire Rose

**** right I need to be one! Poco, you're such a nigra you cant even remember the standings YOU MADE!

[quote=Poco]Alright, so as the contest stands,

1st: Roinkz
2nd: Xeropercent
3rd: Sapphire Rose

I rest my case. :)




Posted by Poco

I know, ti's jsut that my blog will be sexist.




Posted by XeroPercent


Quoting Booyaka619: Xero, Don't you need a license to be that ugly?


Don't hate just because I only have one sexual organ.



Posted by Sapphire Rose

Are you saying that I am a woman?

You are wrong.




Posted by Poco

jesus christ




Posted by brownoystercult

SOMEONE LOCK.




Posted by Roger Smith

I rate this thread Excellent before it is locked/destroyed.




Posted by WackoHater2

As do I.




Posted by Crazy K

Aww ****, I was going to do the "I'm fatter then you, UH SON."