the following is adressed to Keyartist, but applies to all the new DA members.
If you want to post in DA, fine. Go ahead. BUT, dont post worthlessly. If you cant contribute something to the conversation, then dont post it.
Also, we tend to have a lot of inside jokes and stuff going on here. if you see something that you dont understand that we all seem to find hilarious, IM one of us and ask about it. I promise you that a reasonably mature Im asking about something will be tolerated MUCH more than interupting the thread in question.
Basically, just keep this in mind: we are all generally willing to let people who can handle themselves intelligently post here. We WILL, however, make fun of, harass, and edit the posts of anyone who consistantly annoys us.
So just chill out, and try to keep your wits about you.
The following is addressed solely to keyartist. Also applies to Kolo.
FUCK OFF, YOU F[color=#dddddd]UCKING SH[/color]ITBRAINED RETARD.
I concur with the above statements. Judge Seal of Approval.
This is the most honest, well thought out thread. Ever.
I agree.
didn't you make this 2 months ago? eh. whatever.
l33t lol
yeab, but fags wanted to see my warning post again
Yeah, they said it through their ACTIONS.
cuz those liek speak louder than werds :cookie:
As the age-old "newbie's friend," I officially offer my services as someone you can PM with questions about anything.
Don't listen to Linko. One PM and he'll pervert you.
[quote=Ant]didn't you make this 2 months ago? eh. whatever.
Cuz then I would have been unable to partake of this place.
I specifically think Kolo should **** off, because he is a Junior Senior fag. keyartist, nintendowtf guy, etc, are fine with me at the moment.
Am i a member of DA yet?
no.
[quote=Eggroll]Am i a member of DA yet?
sure.
stop making so many typos. I tire of fixing them...
Hey, am I accepted as DA canon yet?
If I keep asking will it make it so?
[quote=Dreadnought]Hey, am I accepted as DA canon yet?
you're included in the DA boss thing, therefore sure.
ant, fix her typos
lol okay
SUBJECT CHANGE:
Wtf is up with Killer Jordo going wild with FAIL and stuff? He's wrong 110% of the time.
haven't noticed.
[quote=Slade]SUBJECT CHANGE:
Wtf is up with Killer Jordo going wild with FAIL and stuff? He's wrong 110% of the time.
he's like thirteen.
edit: WAIT. SOUL WAS LIKE 13 WHEN HE BECAME A SUPER MOD. or something like that
he's thirteen and dumb
I know i'm not around much, but i've seen my share of people come and go (including myself!) and this thread pretty much sums up my feelings on the matter. Power to ya.
Dread is an official member.
Eggroll is not.
Dread is level B canon, Eggroll is level F.
So am I allowed to post here without getting my posts edited by Klarth or sniper, or what?
Yeah, you've been fine lately.
Clairvoyance.
Huh, for a while I kept reading the thread title as "TO ALL DA NEW MEMBERS" and expected to see an excess of exclamation marks, :D faces, and the inevitable "why the HELL is he posting in DA?".
And yeah, I had to let you all know.
He's been in here once or twice before, in the more dramatic threads. CRAZY MAN.
moonspeak
you simply don't exist
I agree with Ant. Total Moonspeak.
We actually call it, "moon talk." But close enough.
Hypertext Transfer Protocol gets me hot.
What about java, xml, and c++? OH, and Perl. Cant forget perl.
Am I officially awesome, too? :(
Di de, ha?
NEW DA MEMBERS IN MY DA? FUKKEN B&
ProTip: lurk moar and don't be a fag about edits and insults.
Never said there was, but there has been - Meaning there will be again.
edit: ****, I can't edit posts. for this nonmod ****
[quote=vampthetramp]Never said there was, but there has been - Meaning there will be again.
edit: ****, I can't edit posts. for this nonmod ****
you now know my pain
What must I do to be as awesomer, then?
[quote=Alastor]What must I do to be as awesomer, then?
[quote=vampthetramp]suck dick
.
Wait, eggroll isn't an official member? I thought she was...
Soon...very soon. Can't just give these things away you know...gotta leave them craving for more.
I bet she constantly craves more around you.
Wait, that didn't sound right. I meant that as an insult.
I can't afford a plane ticket to Canada. :(
[quote=Alastor]I can't afford a plane ticket to Canada. :(
GO BACK TO STEP 2
hence, E-PENIS
you ****ing skipped the first ****ing step, didn't you, you piece of ****?
****ING NINJA'D i would delete that post so fast if I could.
Who's the highest up? I don't want to do any more e-bjing than I have to.
[quote=vampthetramp]hence, E-PENIS
you ****ing skipped the first ****ing step, didn't you, you piece of ****?
****ING NINJA'D i would delete that post so fast if I could.
SCORE
lolin: 2
vamp: probably more than 2
Alastor: Me, obviously. If you're talking about e-penises and being a fag in general anyways.
fukken ninja'd again :mad:
gaygaygaygay
I'm a faggot
Eggroll becomes an official DA Member when Ant uh...y'know "Makes" her one. Unf unf...So what I mean to say is...Never.
I am a c[COLOR="White"]o[/COLOR]ck snarfing dong demon.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I was gonna make my avatar Ahkira Vermillion, but I thought "Nah, that's Ant's deal. Looking like a faggot and all."
Man, I can feel the psychic powers just surging.
There's water falling from the sky. Surge that.
KNOW THAT THE MUSIC INDUSTRY'S ILL, AND WE'RE THE FU[color=#dddddd]CKING[/COLOR] ANTIDOTE
ONE LINE AND YOU'RE OUT OF CONTROL, YEAH, YOU FU[color=#DDDDDD]C[/COLOR]KING SUCK!
[SIZE="7"]I DEMAND IT![/SIZE]
[SIZE="7"]One line and you're outa control
Yeah, we ****ing OWN YOU![/SIZE]
Ironically I have no pants on at the time. awkward...
Both figuratively and literally.
Though seriously, if the obnoxiousness on her part could be toned down, I'd really appreciate it. I already got Michelle to be nicer.
derek EXUDES obnoxiousness. Thats part of his charm*
by charm, i mean being an *******, much like myself.
Did I see a SYL lyric in this thread?
yes you did. Also, you ****ing suck.
hell yeah i ****ing suck :(
but does your girlfriend ****ing suck?:cool:
In more ways than one.
Spoilers: its 2 ways if ya no wat i meen
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE MAGGOT MASTER
It's a fact that you won't go to a better show in your life. Look it up.
Wow... just... No.
lol no way man, no way.
It's never cute, you ****ing morons. The only difference between the two is that derick can actually type, the obnoxious "wat iz typin skillz lol u silly" is done as a joke.
Personally, it doesn't bother me how she types. It still makes sense, even if it looks a little childish.
your face bothers me. Work on that.
The pain will be intense, but ok.
relevant
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NK98k591DEQ
More relevence:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=D_8J9wDKQYQ
This would be him jacking-off on the crowd
... wtf?
That's not SYL, by the way. That'd be GWAR.
oh, lol, i tought you meant he ACTUALLY wanked on them
... no.
that would have been far more hardcore.
and gross.
You thought it'd be awesome, admit it.
OMFG DUDE I WAS AT THIS SHOW AND HE FUKKEN WANKED ON ME WITH HIS MASSIVE REPTILE-ESQUE PENOR
I just assume he took that off and fap'd on the first row or two, depending on how far he FIRES HIS LAZOR
Or maybe that thing's a fleshlight inside and he uses it to fap, then removes, fires lazor, etc.
Have you ever seen a man shoot his load thirty feet out?
What, are you saying that couldn't happen? You get the angles just right, perfect arc...
I'd believe it.
only has to make it like 5 or 6 to get the first row. The stage is elevated, to that helps get distance, too.
the longest i've heard of was a guy who had the nickname "moneyshot" because his flew like 10 feet.
Oh yeah, plus the stage elevation, that was part of mine that I forgot to mention.
And the fact that it wouldn't really be 30 feet.
It easily goes thirty feet. He basically has a hose up there.
In that case, it'd suck to get pressure-washed in the face with monster jizz if you were in the front row.
in more ways then one.
Would I count as a DA member, or just a fag?
Both I suppose.
Wooo, I love you too ant. Norly, I do. :)
I revoke my previous statement. You are only fag now. fag. go away faggot.
ummm what about me?
FINE F[COLOR="Lime"]U[/COLOR]CK!
UGH! SIGH!
Well I guess theyre the same thing, so what, thats like a double win.
eww
you are a faggot, aren't you, fag?
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
gaydar
... only fags have gaydar, faggot.
And various robots that come with it. ARE YOU A ROBOT SLADE? Naw, just a faggot.
My heart is human, my blood is boiling, my brain I.B.M.
So if you see me acting strangely, don't be surprised
I'm just a man who needed someone, and somewhere to hide
best song ever on the subject of robots
I disagree. Good song, but not the best.
Best I've heard aside from Positronic Pimp, but thats about a specific robot, so i dont count it.
"Robot Rock" by Daft Punk. Idiot.
I've heard some stuff from Daft Punk.
No sir. Didnt like it.
Have you heard THIS song? Bet you haven't. It's pretty sweet. I'll send it to you and prove how much you suck.
Secret secret, I've got a secret. [spoiler]*Waits for insult*[/spoiler]
Is it about robots or Daft Punk? Or even Mr. Roboto?
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
Mata ah-oo hima de
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
Himitsu wo shiri tai
You're wondering who I am-machine or mannequin
With parts made in Japan, I am the modren man
I've got a secret I've been hiding under my skin
My heart is human, my blood is boiling, my brain I.B.M.
So if you see me acting strangely, don't be surprised
I'm just a man who needed someone, and somewhere to hide
To keep me alive-just keep me alive
Somewhere to hide to keep me alive
I'm not a robot without emotions-I'm not what you see
I've come to help you with your problems, so we can be free
I'm not a hero, I'm not a saviour, forget what you know
I'm just a man whose circumstances went beyond his control
Beyond my control-we all need control
I need control-we all need control
I am the modren man, who hides behind a mask
So no one else can see my true identity
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo
Thank you very much, Mr. Roboto
For doing the jobs that nobody wants to
And thank you very much, Mr. Roboto
For helping me escape just when I needed to
Thank you-thank you, thank you
I want to thank you, please, thank you
The problem's plain to see: too much technology
Machines to save our lives. Machines dehumanize.
The time has come at last
To throw away this mask
So everyone can see
My true identity...
I'm Kilroy! Kilroy! Kilroy! Kilroy!
So I was right, it had nothing to do with Mr. Roboto... not even anything to with robots! **** you, sir, and take your combo breakers somewhere else.
C-c-c-c-aw...:(
CAAAAAAAAAWWWWW!
Yeah I just realized that.
Blinded that crow, I did.
the crow is one big long pile of emogothness run rampant.
I love that car that the badguys drive though.:(