Like the title said pick any weapon you ever heard of.
I'd go with the Deathstar.:cookie:
...Witty satire
Or possibly the Killer7.
An airplane or a shuriken
Whoa, what's that deathstar thing?!
Star Wars buddy.
Star wars.
Weapons of Choice: Vampire Killer
Either Vishnu's Universal Form AS DEPICTED BELOW
OR
Actually, I figured out it was George Lucas. And, if we were reffering to world-like weapons then I'd go with the Katana. But, I couldn't hurt a person as much as making them bleed a lot and even less killing them. So another weapon could be the weapon of speech, or the weapon of invisibility.
I didn't IM you asking that. You randomly asked and I said 'IDK'. So you started bugging me about it. Happy now?
I'D GO WITH KEYBLADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Actually, no. Tetsaiga!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I change my mind. Buster Sword...wait...THE WARTHOG!...or perhaps A FOOTBALL!
I just can't pick.
This. This, my friends, is aerial fury AKA The Mikoyan Guruvich 25 Foxbat. It can travel at speeds in excess of 3,000mph, has a ceiling of over 80,000 ft, it carries long-range infared missiles, and it is actually real. Prepare to die. :)
I'll go with the MASMANAMANAMASAMANAMANASAMANAMUNE.
I'll poke you in the eye with my finger, then kick my shoe at you. Hell if I get into it enough I might even throw it at you.
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Kunai! Or perhaps,
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Simple, yet elegant.
Actually, anything from [url=http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/List_of_weapons_that_don%27t_exist%2C_but_should]this page[/url]. Giant scissors!
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IDS ftw
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Guild Wars players will appreciate this.
I don't appreciate this.
You don't play Guild Wars do you? Most don't think it would matter, but to understand the stats of the sword you have to know a good build to use it with. As in a Shock Sword HoH W/E build. A sundering mod would spice up the sword a bit though I do admit.
I don't appreciate back-talk, mister. Put that cardboard box over your head until you've learned not to pull stupid ****ing faces.
But...the ids! i got ids! im not nub! i use teh frenzy! it 15^50 ids, i make 100k!
Falcan Panch is my choice.
That or a stylus.
BABY STUFFED WITH GRENADES
To create a controlled blast of shrapnel from its mouth for a brief moment?
No, flying baby chunks. It has more shock value.
If you can't kill them, at least shock the **** out of them.
PK thunder.
shove it up the ass for higher jumps.
Pocket knife. Unlike most of the other weapons you retards are talking about, I can actually carry it anywhere I go and know how to use it.
Killer7 would destroy it, like everything else. Hell, with Garcian's reality wrinkle, he can be a potentially unlimited number of people, able to constantly revive themselves, including both G[COLOR="black"]o[/COLOR]d and Satan, which were already part of him (Ironic that Satan was representative of Japan and G[COLOR="black"]o[/COLOR]d of America, huh?).
Uh, no. The suncrusher cannot be destroyed. Literally. It was placed in the center of a sun. Luke had to pull it out using the force, and it was still intact. it litterally CANNOT be destroyed. As for weaponry, it only has one weapon. Its a weird beam cannon thing that destabilizes the center of a star, forcing it to go nova. Hence the name suncrusher.
It was from one of the book series, but since Lucas signed off on them, they are considered canon.
Meh, might be powerful enough and such, but isn't as badass.
Maybe you missed the part where it kills entire solar systems in one shot.
Besides, I played some killer7. It was the most retarded seeming game ever.
But can you carry a jet anywhere you go?
my weapon of choice would be the Dao.
When did i rant about KH, you ****.
**** it, I'm changing my weapon to the Zero Point Gravity Gun.
I'll be like a god or something.
still no reply hhmp.
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But you can be.
My weapon of choice would be The Masamune.
sword of time for me
[quote=Lord of Spam]Not if I'm in the suncrusher. Its designed to withstand supernovas on a regular basis, while keeping the interior at a cool, refreshing 72F.
you're getting ice-nine'd when you're not in a sun.
THAT'LL FREEZE YOUR INTERIORS, THUS MAKING ICE PICKS DEAL DOUBLE DAMAGE TOWARDS YOU
If his interiors are frozen, nothing's going to do a whole lot of damage to his corpse.
The sun crusher is built to withstand absolute zero envirnments found in space. You cannot chill it anymore than it already is.
Hey guess what Matt shut up.
"Hey guyz whut's goin on? Wepuns? SUN KRUSHER! UNBEETABL!"
I can't recall specific examples, but I remember you pulling crap like this before (Silver Surfer comes to mind). No sense in letting people enjoy themselves in the face of your perfect decisions huh?
Suncrusher's better
But ducks are invulnerable to all other forms of attack.
Suncrusher
Should have been called the "Sunkrusher"
Don't come crying to me when your suncrusher is overrun by ducks.
*dukks
Gah, I want a pic of him doing the "cat pose," as I shall call it. Can't find one. :(
[quote=Lord of Spam]The sun crusher is built to withstand absolute zero envirnments found in space. You cannot chill it anymore than it already is.
let's see you argue your way out of singularity
LMFAO
Holy crap...stomach...burning...
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Image:Chuckchucks.jpg
Chuckchucks! :cookie:
See, if you use the suncrusher, though, LoS, wouldn't you in theory be crushed aswell? And even if you say no, then I'll just counter with YOU ARE A LONG TIME AGO, IN A GALAXY FAR AWAY so you fail and thusly die.
TIMEFRAME JUST MADE THE SUNCRUSHER TOTALLY POINTLESS HAHAHAHA I WIN.
Whereas the Killer7 will come to existence in 2024.
Evangelions come into an operational existance in 2015, and they are already being built now. MiG-25 Foxbats have been around for about 30 years, so, as of today, I KILL YOU ALL.
Quoting Lord of Spam: The sun crusher is built to withstand absolute zero envirnments found in space. You cannot chill it anymore than it already is.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't absolute zero an imaginary temp. to where it's so cold molecules freeze, and substances no thermal energy, bascially where time itself is frozen? Can't say I've been to space but I'm not sure time is frozen there.
A staff that gives me the power to jump through space, and itself is strong enough to destroy that stupid sun crusher.
THERE IS NO POSSIBLE COUNTER TO THIS GIVE UP THE END.
...Battletoads?
They can take down anything.
A bottle of Haldol.
No, I'm talking about when you get ultra technical with physics in a non-physics based question. In fact, all he said was "pick your weapons," and everyone else seems to take that as "what weapon is better."
Quoting Lord of Spam: Wow, go read a science book or something. Absolute zero is just a complete lack of molecular motion due to total lose of energy. it has nothing to do with time. And in space, the temperature is absolute zero in the the dark, and several hundred celcius in sunlight.
I'd rather not pick up a science book. I'm not fond of the subject. I recall a teacher at my school explaining absolute zero...My schools full of dumbasses, and some teachers don't have thier degree, so I'm guessing she was wrong.
[quote]I have no idea what you're getting at with silver surfer. What I think you're talking about is Q, the omnipotent race of beings in the star trek universe that I use to claim victory in any Star Trek vs Star Wars argument. Because while the suncruisher may be indestructable, Q could just wish it out of existance.
...And someone once told me I was full of myself. LoL, am I the first to tell you that you make me feel better about myself? You seem like a stuck up prick. I agree Derick, this all started where people were having fun saying what they would use...How the hell did it get to an argument about the best? Always 1 to **** it up, amiright?
oh lawd is dat sum serious business?
I am in the business of sugar cane.
Space Monkeys
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OR
THUNDER CATS!
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Does anyone even know what a dao is?
Does anyone even care that you exist?
I'm sure I can find a few. Oh yeah a dao is a chinese broad sword.
That one that kills people.
bombs r bettar
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