I would think it would be a platformer.
RPG or 2D fighter, with fast action much like Melty Blood or Guilty Gear, with moves being very easy to do and special moves being more common than normal moves, unlike street fighter games. Instant kills would also be included, as well as taunts.
If it was an RPG it'd be in the overland style of Tactics or with a strange style of battle, much like Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne. It'd include a variety of interesting classes available to players. If it did have SMT style battles (non-moving people), it'd incorporate Mario RPG "hit at the right moment for extra damage" stuff, as well as the blocking features.
Def Jam: Fight for New York City.
Either an RPG or a sprite-fighter. Vertical puzzler could also be accepted.
If it was an RPG, it'd be a tactics rpg like FFT, Disgaea or Bahamut Lagoon.
GTA
battletoads
Jojo's Guilty Tales of BattleXenotroid
>_>;
XENOTROID!
If DA was a videogame, there would be millions of me everywhere shooting at you from under my hardhat.
And there might be a giant version of me somewhere. I don't know.
There's an entire area devoted to you in MegaMan ZX, Linko.
I CALL FINAL BOSS. I hurt you by yelling and brainwashing you into sharing my opinions, and you can only defeat me by swapping disc 2 of Xenogears in mid-battle, at which point I scream "YAY! XENOGEARS! ILOVEXENOGEARS!" and I'm open to be attacked. Alternatively you can swap in disc 3 of Final Fantasy VII and I fall over dead out of pure melancholy and desolation.
I thought we had to use "Summon: The Judge" and he told you to stfu or be demodded.
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Either Kingdom Hearts II, or Final Fantasy VII. Both fantastic games which would represent such a fantastic blog as this. or perhaps Madden 07 and/or Halo 3. Both of those are going to be amazing to. Just any sports game in general would be perfect.
Disgaea.
Deboss'd
Oh snap!
Only The Judge, with his huge ego, can be final boss. Because since insults don't really work on him, he's invincible.
Unless, you know, you attack him.
In the sequel, the goal of the game is to save DA from all the haters. Speedy would be the final boss.
I was thinking Poco. :(
Do some thinking about shutting up and getting out.
kolo,
likes the rolo,
and got real fat and barf'dNOTHINGRHYMESWITHKOLO
Uh, dildo?
kolo
homo
the second and fourth letter in each is an o. close enough.
no no no no no no.
it needs the "olo". not "ildo" or "omo"
ant needs a name poem.
Go forth my child.
There once was a retarded man
His name was that of Kolo
DA tends to hate his guts
We hope he chokes on a Rolo
And I'd be like, the first and weakest boss. :(
I'd be the random boss. No set pattern or any of that ****. And during my first phase Gergoth would be my noble steed.
I'd be a secret boss fight. Collect all sacred shards, finish side quest 32 and 48, go to the brick wall and press up up down down left right x y z z and turn off your system and I appear.
i'd be the dog that runs around the village.
why not just be lakitu and drop spineys like a fag
WITH AMAZING ACCURACY
btw Gergoth is a *****. He's not hard, seriously, I don't even get him by him. Then again, im a fag who plays t he games 1000 x, learns all bosses patterns, then memorized the maps with enemies, and it's stupid so yeah
It'd be a pumped up Gergoth. Bigger foreskin beam, more poison/petrify gas, more attacks, etc.
I'll combine Gergoth and Galamoth. >_>
Ugh, STOP. LIKE, you know, IM AWESOME IN 2D games that have the name METROID, MEGAMAN, AND CASTLEVANIA.
Though games like Viewtiful Joe and Devil May Cry and 3D Metroids I tend to suck hard balls.
And RPG's. I enjoy playing them, but like, I'm not necessarily good with the whole euiqp, materia, magic spell, quip to who - only RPG I'm like l33t is in Pokemon.
In fact, if I was a boss fight. My character doesn't have a pattern. He adapts to yours, and then you're ****ed.
I got teh mad skillz at Viewtiful Joe. Beat it on Ultra V-Mode YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!
Me and Klarth would be a single boss, and the only time we could be hit is when we stop to bicker.
The game needs two versions, a nighttime only and daytime only version.
It'd definitely be a 2D action scroller. You'd travel through different worlds, each with a DA member as the boss.
I'd be the boss where everyone'd be like, "No way SLADE(from teen titans) CAMEO AWESOME!!" Then they'd get to me and be like :( who the **** is this?
My power: I let you down.
I don't post here much so I would be the lowly first Goomba you jump on/shoot/stab etc. :(
Who the hell stabs a goomba?
[quote=The Judge]Who the hell stabs a goomba?
Link.
Link's Awakening.
In, then out...then in again...then out...slow...THEN IN REAL HARD. Then a twist for good measure.
[quote=Ant]In, then out...then in again...then out...slow...THEN IN REAL HARD. Then a twist for good measure.
I AM THE ESRB.
I wouldn't even be the boss. I'd be like this game's Navi, your inside man who gives you hints and tells you about boss weaknesses. It makes sense, since I'm the only one who can get along with the rest of the forum.
...
Though I'm open to boss ideas. Like, my grim DA side that you have to fight anyway.
You betray the main character(who would that be?) towards the end, as your grim side takes over. This would make the remaining boss battles harder because you don't have any inside info anymore.
[quote]It makes sense, since I'm the only one who can get along with the rest of the forum.
Debatable.
[quote=Linko_16][COLOR=indigo]Sheer brilliance. Then the main character would hold me in her arms (lol, would it be Iris?) and just go "LINKO!! LINKO!! WHAT AM I FIGHT FOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRR?!?!?!"
Name the game reference and win a lifetime supply of internets.[/COLOR]
Megaman X4.
Now give me a handjob.
Ah. I love that part.
And Jet Stingray.
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lol this means i've had DA the game on my computer for like a year now
If DA were a video game there'd be a central hub from where you could unlock higher level threads and such, and along the way you'd fight enemies like nazi raptors and 4chan memes.
I have no idea what DA Boss i'd be. I'm really at a loss. Maybe a crazy multipart boss with lasers and stuff flying all over the screen...and spikes. Lots of spikes lining the area. Insta-death spikes.
I'd be the optional boss that takes forever to get to. It would take over 10 hours of play just to unlock the quest, and then another 100 hours of grueling, tedious, booooooooring game"play" to earn the chance to fight me. Then, once you do, its a 5 hour fight in which there is ZERO room for error, or you die. Then, after you beat me, you get an item that isnt even as good as what you started with. When you look at it in your menu, its description would be "bet you wish you had a life now, dont you, faggot?"
Sort of like Culex in Mario RPG, except harder to get to.
Dont know, never played it.
I think it would be pretty lame.
Then get out, and stay out.
[quote=Klarth]It's like, you're playing a Mario game and it's all happy and stuff until you open the door in Monstro Town, and suddenly out pops Culex, Dark Knight of Vanda.
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**** yeah. Hell, the music is the FFIV boss music, too.
I LIKE THIS VERSION OF THE TWO POSTS BETTER
He was hard as hell. ROCK CANDY AWAAAAAY!
[quote=The Judge]ROCK CANDY AWAAAAAY!
That's like, the only effective strategy.
And, you know, not using Mallow.
[quote=The Judge]And, you know, not using Mallow.
olol
I'M GOING TO ATTACK WITH MY CYMBALS NOW
[quote=Klarth]I have no ****ing clue what happened there. The first post vanished, so I had to re-post it, and then it reappeared again. O__o
The post is still very, very redundant.
careget
Care not found
[quote]If there were a hypothetical war against DA and the rest of the board (what this game is pretty much about)
NO, THIS GAME IS ABOUT LOVE AND COMPANIONSHIP.
isnt that right guys??
...:(
DA is totally MGS. Why? Everyone gets their own little soapbox, there is just as much drama (cutscreens) as us doing stuff (pranks, contests, etc), lots of inside jokes that only DAers/4chaners get (like in the newer MGS's that reference the old ones, etc) and everybody could be some sort of weird-*** boss and LoS is Raiden.
DON'T YOU SEE?!
I approve of LoS being Raiden. I always enjoyed beating the hell out of him.
[quote=Misoxeny]DA is totally MGS. Why? Everyone gets their own little soapbox, there is just as much drama (cutscreens) as us doing stuff (pranks, contests, etc), lots of inside jokes that only DAers/4chaners get (like in the newer MGS's that reference the old ones, etc) and everybody could be some sort of weird-*** boss and LoS is Raiden.
DON'T YOU SEE?!
Win lock thread.
I second that "win/lock".
[quote=Misoxeny]DA is totally MGS. Why? Everyone gets their own little soapbox, there is just as much drama (cutscreens) as us doing stuff (pranks, contests, etc), lots of inside jokes that only DAers/4chaners get (like in the newer MGS's that reference the old ones, etc) and everybody could be some sort of weird-*** boss and LoS is Raiden.
DON'T YOU SEE?!
WHAT DOES THIS MAKE ME IF
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That's good, cause I always enjoyed being Psycho Mantis.
I'm Volgin, like I've said before.
It works, *******it.
I'm tall, rather strong, and gay. All the things Volgin was. :)
Joe always picks Cyborg Ninja. Sorry Matt.
<---
...Since when is my name Matt?
It is now.
Whatever. I forget your name.
Big Papa.
You'd prefer I called you daddy?
A resounding NO.
I like it when you call me Big Papa.
**** that ****, I'm not Raiden.:(
Well, you're either Raiden or you can be Rose. You pick.
Neither of them have a resoundingly huge forehead.
You blatantly stole my word! I said it not 5 posts ago.
However, because copying is the finest form of flattery, I just blushed like a little girl.
LoS can be the ugly one without ears you never even meet(in his true form). Octopus.
Octupuses are essentially huge foreheads anyway.
*Octopi
Eh, nevermind, Octopuses is a lot more fun to say.
Your avatar is ugly and if it's you I don't regret what I just said rather it just takes a more stinging and personal tone so take that you ugly SOB
It's actually this random guy I found in a picture a long time ago. Idk for some reason I like to look at it. He seems nervous. So basically I'm not taking it personally.
Doesn't mean I don't want to kill you. *shrug*
edit: I guess I see it as the complete and utter opposite of an anime avatar.
I'd rather be octopus then ****ing pussy assed raiden.
Spoiler - YOU DIE FIRST - End Spoiler
edit:
[quote]*Octopi
Eh, nevermind, Octopuses is a lot more fun to say.
It's just like cactus and cacti, or fungus and fungi in that case. I seldom remember it, though. :)
And Child and Childri
rather be dead than be raiden anyway;)
HOMOPHOBE
naw, i just thought he was a ****ing wuss.
Looks pretty awesome in MGS4 though.
I really, really hope thats some sort of joke.
I dont see why everyone loves MGS so much. The first one was pretty cool, but the second one just got retarded with all the scifi and mystical bull****.
Neenja
He did get a lot better after becoming the ninja... Then he dived back into "fabulously homosexual" in MGS3.
Wait, wasnt 3 set in the past or something?
Beating 2 was as far as I got. I was too fed up with the faggotry to even try to play 3.
Yeah, but since the Raiden in 3(Raidenski? can't remember) was basically the same guy(just in the past), I still attribute his characteristics to the Raiden in 2.
So I guess the Raiden from 2 is actually slowly becoming cooler. I bet Kojima will throw in plenty of, "HAY GUYS IM STILL GAY!" moments with Raiden in MGS4, though.
****, I can't wait for that game.
wait... what? Raiden was in 3... and it was the same guy? But... in the past..
**** YOU KOJIMA. WHY CANT YOU JUST MAKE A STRAIGHT FORWARD GAME?
It was NOT the same guy.
Kojima created him as fanservice for those who called Raiden gay. So he made him gay with Volgin.
Hell, his name translates into "Thunderbolt's Bitch". Volgin was thunderbolt due to his powers.
The MGS series is just fukken awesome, LoS. Don't question it.
sniper wolf ****ed me off. she was all "zomg im hot i want ur cock lol" one second and then "RUSSIAN I KILL YOU DIE RAAAAAAAAAAR" the next. ****ing pick a mindset and stick with it.
****ing women
"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Misoxeny again."
Misoxeny has never spoken truer words.
EVER.
The part that made me angry was that raiden COULD have been awesome. I mean, child soldiers? That ****s hardcore. But what did we get? Some fagmaster who couldnt talk to his girlfriend was was always wetting himself in fear. ****ing faggot.