... It says "it's fast, easy and absolutely!", up at the top where it encourages you to sign up.
I think you may have meant "absolutely free!" or something like that.
Nah, man. It's just absolutely. Nothing more needs to be said.
it's a cliff hanger. Leaves them thinking, "absolutely what?, I must find out!" So they register. Little do they know it means absolutely horrible ;)
AB-SO...LULELY!