The Official Darkness Advanced Creepy Thread




Posted by Dreadnought

Since /b/ is obviously suffering from creepy impotence, this shall be the permanent throne of the macabre.

I call upon you, Darkness, to unearth the vilest, most ghoulish images from your drives and share them with the unsuspecting world. I must have your corpses!

Lets get started!

[URL=http://imageshack.us][IMG]http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/5172/140976211lnn0.jpg[/IMG][/URL]


[URL=http://imageshack.us][IMG]http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/3739/1153366649788gx4.jpg[/IMG][/URL]


[URL=http://imageshack.us][IMG]http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/774/1153630505915qa7.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

Come, my minions! Rise for your masters! Let your evil shine!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

You can't start these threads without the dark eye. I'd edit your post to include it, but I can't find it on my hard drive.

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/VampiroV.Empire/JohnZornsNakedCity.jpg[/IMG]




Posted by Stalolin





Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/VampiroV.Empire/sexyhat.jpg[/IMG]

It's creepy if you know batman.




Posted by Dreadnought

[URL=http://imageshack.us][IMG]http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/2680/1153629513690tg5.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

Now this is what I want to see! Candlejac-




Posted by Stalolin


Vladimir Nabokov.




Posted by Klarth

I'd have loads of these if my ISP didn't block /b/.




Posted by Lord of Spam

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v329/penguinbob/1132017873094.jpg[/IMG]




Posted by Corrupt

God damnit, /b/ needs more creepy threads. I commend you for making this excellent thread, sir, and will promptly contribute. I save almost everything from those threads (except for the dark eye, AARRGH).

[URL="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v283/Retro_Ratchet/1147730921892.jpg"]But I'm a creep[/URL]

[URL="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v283/Retro_Ratchet/1150148419622.jpg"]I'm a weeeiiirdoooo[/URL]

[URL="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v283/Retro_Ratchet/1150875265772.jpg"]What the hell am I doing heeeeere?[/URL]

[URL="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v283/Retro_Ratchet/1151094286714.jpg"]I don't belong here[/URL]

Oh, and just for kicks: [URL="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v283/Retro_Ratchet/1150040859010.jpg"]garble kasnarfle yaargh[/URL]




Posted by Klarth

****ing rofl'd at the last one. Mainly because you took the liberty of describing it in Growly Swedish :)




Posted by Dreadnought

I ****ing came at the first one because it is the cover leaf for a series of H.P Lovecraft publications by Del Ray.




Posted by Slade

"I don't belong here" made me want to go to a good haunted house.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: I'd have loads of these if my ISP didn't block /b/.


Isn't there like, a thousand ways to get around it now?



Posted by Boner

This was taken a few years ago.
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v468/bc2412/Halloween2004.jpg[/IMG]




Posted by The Judge





Posted by Sapphire Rose

"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Opeth again."
Hah, I remember that one. :D

[IMG]http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/5880/bk9ba.jpg[/IMG]
Way to go, Pit.

[IMG]http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i205/MorbidBullet/1153690699319.jpg[/IMG]
Fukken creepy.




Posted by Lord of Spam

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v329/penguinbob/temp/shavingfoams.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v329/penguinbob/temp/screamandicutyou.jpg[/IMG]




Posted by Ant

Someone post the ****ing floating eye one!




Posted by Lord of Spam

I really dont find it all that creepy. The ones that I find the most unsettling are the ones with things in the background that suggest something fightening, but that arent like LOL HEY SOMETHIN SCARY

edit: for example, there is one of some basement or something, with a staircase on the left, and something vaguely human in shape walking kinda to the rioght of the center. Its face isnt in focus, and its posture and positioning are enough to make it obvious that it isnt entirely human. Scare the ever living **** out of me.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: I really dont find it all that creepy.


lurk moar. It's not that it's creepy, it's the starter, and the staple in all creepy threads.



Posted by Sapphire Rose

[IMG]http://www.surfingtheapocalypse.com/Graphics/haunted1.jpg[/IMG]
They sold this on EBay... I posted it just because it's sort of a creepy painting to have.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

is that los as a kid?




Posted by Sapphire Rose

Now you understand the creepyness of it, Vamp.




Posted by Corrupt


Quoting Lord of Spam: edit: for example, there is one of some basement or something, with a staircase on the left, and something vaguely human in shape walking kinda to the rioght of the center. Its face isnt in focus, and its posture and positioning are enough to make it obvious that it isnt entirely human. Scare the ever living **** out of me.


What, you mean [URL="http://img388.imageshack.us/img388/5294/aloneon2.png"]this[/URL] one? :cool2:



Posted by Lord of Spam

Yes.:(

Edit: No, weird. its like that, but with that one, the face is pretty much just human. There must be a few different versions or something.




Posted by Ant

eh, none of these pictures that are "creepy" creep me out. Mostly just cool.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I'm using that one corrupt posted as a wallpaper. It's actually pretty cool.




Posted by Stalolin

Giger time.







Posted by Corrupt


Quoting Ant: eh, none of these pictures that are "creepy" creep me out. Mostly just cool.


I often find myself feeling the same way. I think there are only one or two pictures that have even come close to seriously creeping me out. I still found them cool nonetheless.

Oh, and Giger is untouchable. Everyone could use some more Giger in their life.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

It's true. My Giger file is hueg and filled with so much win.




Posted by Corrupt

Random fact: My dad's last name is "Gaiger," pronounced the same way.
this is going to be the first time i've said this, but there's a first for everything...

IT'S A FACT. LOOK IT UP.




Posted by Sapphire Rose

I looked it up, and I found no pronunciation for Gaiger.

A lot of people crediting Gaigers... but no way to tell me how to say it.




Posted by Corrupt

...well, it's a fact just because I said so. That's good enough.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I looked it and became aroused.




Posted by Poison

If i saw this on TV static...

I'd scream like a girl :cool:




Posted by Dreadnought

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v607/khaos_the_sane/kod.jpg[/IMG]




Posted by Stalolin

[quote=Poison]If i saw this on TV static...
[IMG]http://www.users.interport.net/k/a/kakarott/creepy.jpg[/IMG]
I'd scream like a girl :cool:

Reminds me of Fatal Frame, which was actually cooler than it seemed it would be.




Posted by Poison

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v463/PsionicXero/dfasdgasdg.gif[/IMG]

Reminds me of Hikari.




Posted by Dreadnought

[quote=Corrupt]What, you mean [URL="http://img388.imageshack.us/img388/5294/aloneon2.png"]this[/URL] one? :cool2:

Boring.


POST MOAR SHADOW PEOPLE!

[IMG]http://www.myfilehut.com/userfiles/68714/Demon.gif[/IMG]




Posted by Poison

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v463/PsionicXero/dddddd.jpg[/IMG]
Nigger.




Posted by Dreadnought

[URL=http://imageshack.us][IMG]http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/2158/1153636515138ch4.jpg[/IMG][/URL]




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoting Dreadnought:

POST MOAR SHADOW PEOPLE!

[IMG]http://www.myfilehut.com/userfiles/68714/Demon.gif[/IMG]



Now THAT'S cool.



Posted by Sapphire Rose


Quoting Vampiro: Now THAT'S cool.

I agree... tenfold.

That really was ****ing cool.



Posted by Dreadnought

Which is why we need MORE!

[URL=http://imageshack.us][IMG]http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/8284/1153366890401du9.jpg[/IMG][/URL]




Posted by Corrupt

This one kinda reminds me of the picture found in the old mansion's attic in the movie adaptation of Stephen King's "Rose Red."



I've always found baby dolls to have kind of a creepy aura around them (ever since I visited the Whaley House, really), especially ones like these. The black and white quality of the image really helps it, too.



Now I'm sure that most of you will pay more attention to the right side of the picture, but really; the entire thing really is worth looking at. :rolleyes:





Posted by Eggroll





Posted by Corrupt



This thread is now complete.




Posted by Dreadnought

[URL=http://imageshack.us][IMG]http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/1683/1153363783025zg2.jpg[/IMG][/URL]




Posted by Lord of Spam

I was looking at the right side of that, and I was like "dude naughty nuns awesome, i bet some crazy orgy is about to break out" and got all ready to fap and ewverything. Then I was like "k better look left and see what hotness awaits me over there."

Needless to say, I did not fap.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: This thread is now complete.


Well done, sir. Finally someone finds it.



Posted by Dreadnought

NO! Keep it alive!

I invoke the unholy power of the undead savior! This thread shall not die!

[IMG]http://i1.trekearth.com/photos/10547/jjjj.jpg[/IMG]




Posted by Sapphire Rose

[IMG]http://content.collegehumor.com/items/2003/07/collegehumor.13971.451xAUTO.jpg[/IMG]




Posted by Slade

^ That one is actually the scariest to me. :/

The rest are just kind of creepy and cool.




Posted by ExoXile


Quoting Sapphire Rose: [IMG]http://content.collegehumor.com/items/2003/07/collegehumor.13971.451xAUTO.jpg[/IMG]

Lol, I killed one of those yesterday.
We call'em fnurgs.
Scary stuff.



Posted by Lord of Spam

fnurgs have eyes i like fnurgs




Posted by The Judge

well, here's my wallpaper at work:




Posted by Sapphire Rose

[IMG]http://www.oneskygate.net/star/dolls/head.JPG[/IMG][IMG]http://naynlou.smugmug.com/photos/46457752-M.jpg[/IMG]




Posted by The Judge

If I was on a dark road like that, and saw that little girl, I'd either run or shoot her for fear of a Ring-like happening.




Posted by Kiyoshi

[IMG]http://ewancient.lysator.liu.se/pic/art/a/a/aalvarsson/grimreaper_by_a_alvarsson.jpg[/IMG]
[COLOR="DarkRed"]Nothing is creepier, or grimer than the Grim Reaper himself. Nothing.[/COLOR]




Posted by The Judge

Most Children




Posted by Ant


Quoting Aida: [IMG]http://ewancient.lysator.liu.se/pic/art/a/a/aalvarsson/grimreaper_by_a_alvarsson.jpg[/IMG]
[COLOR="DarkRed"]Nothing is creepier, or grimer than the Grim Reaper himself. Nothing.[/COLOR]


PRETTY GAY!



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Yeah, that's a ****ty grim reaper.




Posted by Sapphire Rose

[IMG]http://www.seancalvert.com/Attack%20of%20Creepy%20Baby.gif[/IMG]
[IMG]http://img75.exs.cx/img75/3806/spirit.jpg[/IMG]
Edit: ^ Dreadnought in a dress.




Posted by Dreadnought

Hell, I'M grimmer than that. You have not seen grim until you see me in a dress.

Pics to come.

EDIT: SLo-Mo Ninja




Posted by The Judge







Posted by Ant

I always knew the PPG and Betty Boop were aliens...




Posted by Linko_16

I hate depictions of the Grim Reaper that makes him out to be some kind of satanic figure. He's probably more like this really clever guy (Canterbury Tales tells us that much) who really, really hates his job.

Also, you'd be surprised how few results come from simple searches for things like "creepy" or "spooky." People's standards for such things are very low. The most interesting result was this:





Posted by Ant

I lol'd regardless.




Posted by Sapphire Rose


Quoting Linko_16:
Also, you'd be surprised how few results come from simple searches for things like "creepy" or "spooky." People's standards for such things are very low.


Seriously, it takes me forever just to get the stuff I DO get. Dreadnought is lucky to find what he does. ;)



Posted by Eggroll


Quoting The Judge:


holy ****!!! ok, this picture really creeped me out, good job



Posted by ExoXile

Lol, you wouldn't like my sister, then.




Posted by Klarth

[quote=Linko_16]Canterbury Tales
YEAH ***** MAD SHOUT-OUTS TO LINKO THE MAN, **** YEAH




Posted by The Judge

I enjoyed reading that in English




Posted by Ant

I slept through it.




Posted by Eggroll


Quoting ExoXile: Lol, you wouldn't like my sister, then.


lol



Posted by Darksong X

So i'm listening to the FFT soundtrack right now, and I am reminded of how anything is creepier when The Pervert plays in the background.




Posted by Dreadnought

[quote=Sapphire Rose]Seriously, it takes me forever just to get the stuff I DO get. Dreadnought is lucky to find what he does. ;)

And that, my friend, is why I have /b/. And creepy spelunker/ghosthunter friends. But mostly /b/.




Posted by Lord of Spam

caucer can come back from the dead and caress my nuts with his tounge




Posted by ExoXile

Would it work?




Posted by Sapphire Rose


Quoting Dreadnought: And that, my friend, is why I have /b/. And creepy spelunker/ghosthunter friends. But mostly /b/.

And that, my friend, is why I hate myself for not saving every /b/ image I come across.



Posted by Lord of Spam

Ghosthunters, eh? Have 'em come investigate THE POOR SPOT CEMETERY.




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Lord of Spam: I was looking at the right side of that, and I was like "dude naughty nuns awesome, i bet some crazy orgy is about to break out" and got all ready to fap and ewverything. Then I was like "k better look left and see what hotness awaits me over there."

Needless to say, I did not fap.


I was showing this thread to my sister, but this was what she was most disturbed by.

lol.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I bet she was strokin yer harbl at the time




Posted by Dreadnought

[IMG]http://mail.google.com/mail/?view=att&disp=emb&attid=0.1.0.30&th=10b81ecfeb67887a[/IMG]




Posted by Dreadnought

http://mail.google.com/mail/?view=att&disp=emb&attid=0.1.0.33&th=10b81ecfeb67887a




Posted by Kiyoshi

[IMG]http://rotntees.5gigs.com/images/grim%20reaper%20bush.jpg[/IMG]
Beware.




Posted by Kiyoshi

Found a better Grim Reaper. I think. IT'S SO HARD TO PLEASE YOU PEOPLE!
[IMG]http://blackepiphany.50webs.com/GrimReaper/GrimReaper009.jpg[/IMG]




Posted by The Judge

It's actually impossible unless you're one of us.

EDIT: And if you look like your avatar, I'm coming to your house and raping you.




Posted by Kiyoshi

Except for the blond hair, I sort of do. YOU'LL NEVER FIND ME!




Posted by Kiyoshi

[IMG]http://www.owned.com/Owned_Pictures/grimreaper.jpg[/IMG]
Found this looking for more Grim Reaper pics.
Owned.




Posted by Sapphire Rose

I don't mean for this one to be funny.... it would just creep me out in real life. [IMG]http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Sad/fugly40404158.jpg[/IMG]




Posted by Dreadnought

[IMG]http://myspace-420.vo.llnwd.net/00819/02/42/819462420_l.jpg[/IMG]




Posted by Ant

GAH HE'S CHARGIN HIS LAZOR!




Posted by Dreadnought

[URL=http://imageshack.us][IMG]http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/2347/1154165696350ld8.jpg[/IMG][/URL]




Posted by Ant

Huh, wow.




Posted by ExoXile

You're never safe from planes. :(




Posted by Kiyoshi

No kidding. First it's terrorists, now urine. What is this world coming to?




Posted by Ant

WORLD? WHAT IS A WORLD?




Posted by Zeta

Wait a minute... that's my urine!




Posted by Dog

http://stabinsky0.tripod.com/my_album/tribal-grim-reaper.jpg

best reaper image ever.




Posted by Ant

Tripod eh? Yeah, I agree.




Posted by Dog



fix'd.




Posted by The Judge

Shalien
is good at impaling
...people




Posted by The Judge






Posted by Ant


Quoting The Judge:


An hero just can't be creepy. just can't.



Posted by Slade

Neither can naked chicks. just can't.




Posted by Ant

More so hot. just can.




Posted by Slade

And taped too. can can.




Posted by Eggroll

lol perv, that's all you ever think about? can't you see it as a piece of art?




Posted by Ant

hmm. no.




Posted by Dreadnought

I would if it were actually art.




Posted by Darksong X

Can't you see? The light on the wall! It represents hope...or some sh[COLOR="White"]i[/COLOR]t like that.




Posted by The Judge

I just like naked chicks sparsely covered in gas masks holding the inner essentials of the human body.




Posted by Klarth

Spleen?




Posted by The Judge

Not quite as nifty, but it still does the job.




Posted by Eggroll

what if that was a guy with man boobs?




Posted by Ant

Then that would be one sexy man.




Posted by Slade

Her abs are almost too much. Girly girls plz.




Posted by Darksong X

Funny, that's the same style of gasmask on my cell phone's wallpaper by Destroy Inc.




Posted by The Judge

The best style there is.




Posted by Darksong X

Let's all get gasmasks and gallavant around on All Hallows Eve in them. After the Killer7 picture that is.




Posted by The Judge

Very well. I'm still looking for that revolver. G[COLOR="black"]o[/COLOR]d, your costume is so easy. :( Stephen's should be funny though.




Posted by Darksong X

*wraps head and EYES in bandana*

Yeah, real f[COLOR="White"]u[/COLOR]ckin easy...




Posted by The Judge

I didn't say easy to manuever in. I said easy to get.




Posted by Eggroll

yay! joe's finally using my banner too! i'm so proud of myself...




Posted by Darksong X

You mean somebody else is using the banner you made? Where is this doppleganger...i'll wring his neck and send him back crying to Queen Dopplpopolus.




Posted by Eggroll

what?!




Posted by Ant

delayed response much?




Posted by vampthetramp

what?!




Posted by Ant

Oh man...this is getting creepy.




Posted by vampthetramp

delayed response much?




Posted by Ant

7 minutes...? Yeah, I know. I'm slippin.




Posted by vampthetramp

what?!




Posted by Ant

Oh man...this is getting creepy.




Posted by Stalolin

You mean somebody else is using the banner you made? Where is this doppleganger...i'll wring his neck and send him back crying to Queen Dopplpopolus.




Posted by vampthetramp

what?!




Posted by Darksong X

TIME PARADOX!

...PARADOX.

...PARA

...DOX.




Posted by The Judge

[COLOR="White"]what?![/COLOR]




Posted by Darksong X

Oh man...this is getting creepy.




Posted by Klarth

What?!




Posted by The Judge

[COLOR="White"]This is getting creepy[/COLOR]




Posted by Klarth

My good Lucifer! Ant's stuck in an infinite loop, and Judge is an idiot!




Posted by Eggroll

What?! seriously..




Posted by Klarth

Delayed response much?




Posted by The Judge

[COLOR="White"]What?![/COLOR]




Posted by Klarth

Thess ees gitting crippy.




Posted by Stalolin

[COLOR=#dddddd][FONT=Verdana] My good Lucifer! Ant's stuck in an infinite loop, and Judge is an idiot![/FONT][/COLOR]




Posted by Linko_16

This isn't creepy whatsoever.




Posted by Klarth

What?! seriously..




Posted by The Judge

K loop over thanks a lot linko




Posted by Linko_16

C-C-C-C-OMBO BREAKER.




Posted by Klarth

K loop over thanks a lot linko




Posted by Slade

what?!




Posted by Zeta

Garland has been defeated?!




Posted by Eggroll

C-C-C-C-OMBO BREAKER.




Posted by Klarth

This isn't creepy whatsoever.




Posted by Zeta

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v436/Kvar/DA%20Stuff/creepy.png[/IMG]




Posted by Klarth

Delayed response much?




Posted by Eggroll

7 minutes...? Yeah, I know. I'm slippin.




Posted by Klarth





Posted by Sapphire Rose

Thess ees gitting crippy.




Posted by Kiyoshi

I don't have a picture, but I have a phrase.

"It's freezing, but it's the desert. Maybe we'll see a body, maybe we'll see a few. I shook, did you?"




Posted by Eggroll

K loop over thanks a lot Aida




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: "It's freezing, but it's the desert. Maybe we'll see a body, maybe we'll see a few. I shook, did you?"


Spoilers: It can drop to below freezing in the desert at night. That's not creepy, it's just a fact made by someone who has no idea it's a fact.



Posted by Ant

Whoever came up with those lyrics must have been desperate for a rhyme.




Posted by Klarth

what?!




Posted by The Judge

Delayed response much?




Posted by Slade

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v436/Kvar/DA%20Stuff/creepy.png[/IMG]




Posted by The Judge

My good Lucifer, Klarth's stuck in an endless loop, and Slade's an idiot!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

what?!










... this better not somehow become a new meme.




Posted by Slade

Spoilers: It can drop to below freezing in the desert at night. That's not creepy, it's just a fact made by someone who has no idea it's a fact.




Posted by Linko_16

Since /b/ is obviously suffering from creepy impotence, this shall be the permanent throne of the macabre.

I call upon you, Darkness, to unearth the vilest, most ghoulish images from your drives and share them with the unsuspecting world. I must have your corpses!

Lets get started!




Posted by Klarth

Whoever came up with those lyrics must have been desperate for a rhyme.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I was looking at the right side of that, and I was like "dude naughty nuns awesome, i bet some crazy orgy is about to break out" and got all ready to fap and ewverything. Then I was like "k better look left and see what hotness awaits me over there."

Needless to say, I did not fap.




Posted by Klarth

GUYS, STOP IT, YOU'RE FOLLOWING A BANDWAGON BY DOING THIS

BANDWAGONS ARE BAD

STOP IT YOU'RE MAKING LAST FOG CRY




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

fukken what?!




Posted by Ant

delayed response much?




Posted by Klarth

He totally de-repped me. IT HAD SUCH A HUGE EFFECT!




Posted by Slade

POST MOAR SHADOW PEOPLE!




Posted by Sapphire Rose

Wait a minute... that's my urine!




Posted by Slade

Whoever came up with those lyrics must have been desperate for a rhyme.

Needless to say, I did not fap.




Posted by Sapphire Rose

caucer can come back from the dead and caress my nuts with his tounge




Posted by Slade

I was showing this thread to my sister, but this was what she was most disturbed by.


lol




Posted by Sapphire Rose

well, here's my wallpaper at work:




Posted by Eggroll

TIME PARADOX!

...PARADOX.

...PARA

...DOX.

this is getting ****ing creepy




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Whoever came up with those lyrics must have been desperate for a rhyme.




Posted by Slade

PRETTY GAY!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

what?!




Posted by Ant

delayed response much?
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v496/AntmanMadness/happygirl.jpg[/IMG]




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I'd hit it.




Posted by Ant

what?!




Posted by The Judge

This is getting creepy

Also this is the most legendary thread ever




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

[IMG]http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/9663/eyeofdarknessgz0.png[/IMG]

This thread is now complete.




Posted by The Judge


What?!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

delayed response much?



zomg spaceballs is on!




Posted by The Judge

what?!




Posted by Dreadnought

[COLOR=Black]Since /b/ is obviously suffering from creepy impotence, this shall be the permanent throne of the macabre.

I call upon you, Darkness, to unearth the vilest, most ghoulish images from your drives and share them with the unsuspecting world. I must have your corpses!

Lets get started!
[/COLOR]




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

You can't start these threads without the dark eye. I'd edit your post to include it, but I can't find it on my hard drive.

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/VampiroV.Empire/JohnZornsNakedCity.jpg[/IMG]




Posted by Slade





Posted by Dreadnought

[IMG]http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/4076/1153628509192il6.jpg[/IMG]

Thees ees getting crippy.


GUYS I FUKKEN HATE YOU YOU HIJACKED MY THREAD! I'M GONNA TELL JESSE AND HE'LL CALL THE INTERNET ON YOU GUYS, OR MAYBE I'LL JUST GET KODACHI TO TALK TO THE ADMINASTARATOR OF THE YAHOO HE CAN TAKE YO GUYS.


EDIT: [URL="http://imageshack.us"][IMG]http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/8923/249743ax0.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

[SIZE=7] 200GET! All your base are belong to WHERE IS SARAH CONNO-[/SIZE]




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

[SIZE="7"]PONOS IN VAGOOO[/SIZE]




Posted by Dreadnought

Oh, why did Iris make that retarded announcement?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

huh?




Posted by Dreadnought

200GET *****es.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

delayed response much?




Posted by Slade

I just like naked chicks sparsely covered in gas masks holding the inner essentials of the human body.




Posted by Eggroll

I'd hit it.




Posted by Ant

what?!

Did someone edit her response?! The capital I, ' , and period at the end make me think it was edited.




Posted by Darksong X

Proper grammar is a dead giveaway isn't it? Doesn't look like somebody edited it though. So i'm forced to assume someone is in her room holding her at gunpoint or something.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Suddenly, she's become less cute. BETTER NOT TURN INTO ANOTHER KODACHI/IRIS/MAYBE FATE :mad:




Posted by Slade

She must have copy pasta'd something from earlier in the thread [spoiler]kind of like I did.[/spoiler]

It's funny how that stopped the whole chain, though.




Posted by The Judge

Yeah, that just plain pi[COLOR="black"]s[/COLOR]sed me off.




Posted by Xenos

http://www.vgmuseum.com/end/snes/c/clot.htm




Posted by Zeta

lol clocktower




Posted by Xenos

Never played it, but it does look slightly creepy. There is one ending where you get eaten by the father though its not there for some odd reason.




Posted by Slade

I played it a little, and it was really creepy. Pretty hard, too, as it just drops you in this mansion with a million places to look through.

I got stuck where the parrot kills you.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Clocktower is known as one of the most scary games. Also as one of the best horror games. And I'd agree on the latter part, not so much on the former. It was only scary because everyone was a kid back when the NES was around.




Posted by Eggroll


Quoting Slade: She must have copy pasta'd something from earlier in the thread [spoiler]kind of like I did.[/spoiler]

It's funny how that stopped the whole chain, though.

yes, your right, i did copy and paste. cuz i would never type in proper grammer

K loop over thanks a lot Hitomi :(



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

THANKS A LOT HITOMI.




Posted by Eggroll

delayed response much?


:(




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

what?!




Posted by Eggroll

[SIZE="7"]PONOS IN VAGOOO[/SIZE]




Posted by The Judge

This is getting creepy




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

It would actually be nice to see this thread get back on topic...




Posted by Slade

POST MOAR SHADOW PEOPLE!!!

Actually, yeah, do it. That one was pretty cool.




Posted by Zeta





Posted by Slade

what?!

srsly, that is NOT a shadow person. I want true to life living/moving shadows.




Posted by Zeta

I didn't even read this page. =/ Just google'd 'creepy' and that was what came up.




Posted by Slade

What about my needs?




Posted by Zeta

No one cares.




Posted by Slade

Delayed response much?


;_;




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: I didn't even read this page. =/ Just google'd 'creepy' and that was what came up.


Funny, because it's all ready been posted before.



Posted by Zeta

What?! ****!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

what?!




Posted by Zeta

WHAT?!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

delayed response much?




Posted by Slade

Thess ees gitting crippy.




Posted by Dreadnought

[COLOR=black][FONT=Trebuchet MS]
GUYS I FUKKEN HATE YOU YOU HIJACKED MY THREAD! I'M GONNA TELL JESSE AND HE'LL CALL THE INTERNET ON YOU GUYS, OR MAYBE I'LL JUST GET KODACHI TO TALK TO THE ADMINASTARATOR OF THE YAHOO HE CAN TAKE YO GUYS.
[/FONT][/COLOR]




Posted by Zeta

So Dread was Bendehur all along.

I ****ing knew it.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

SERIES OF TUBES




Posted by Dreadnought

Remember when LoS was bleeding from the ***? Best time of my life, I'm telling you.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Remember when you broke your dick? Best time of my life, I'm telling you.




Posted by Zeta

Remember when you destroyed your penis?

****IT NINJA'D BY VAMP TWICE IN ONE NIGHT!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

ninja'd?




Posted by Dreadnought

Okay, seriously though, my hotel blocks /b/. Vamp, I declare you the champion of all things grim and crippy, so bring in some scary pictures!




Posted by Zeta

Jesus, he even ninja'd me at saying 'ninja'd'. -_-;

Remember the Bridget thread? Good times, good times.




Posted by Darksong X

All creepyness aside I think my hamster is dying. Or at the very least going insane...is it possible for hamsters to go insane? Oh well, it's only a matter of time before she chews another finger off, maybe an entire limb this time!




Posted by Eggroll


Quoting Zeta:

hey! that's from Fatal Frame



Posted by Eggroll


Quoting Darksong X: All creepyness aside I think my hamster is dying. Or at the very least going insane...is it possible for hamsters to go insane? Oh well, it's only a matter of time before she chews another finger off, maybe an entire limb this time!

:( my hammy died few years ago, i noticed how big she got, and thought she was just getting fat, but she had tumor :(



Posted by Ant

hammy. lol




Posted by Eggroll

yes, my hammy. jealous?




Posted by Slade

ANT WANTS YOU TO CALL HIM HAMMY


/breaking sexual tension




Posted by Stalolin

[quote=Slade]ANT WANTS YOU TO CALL HIM HAMMY


/breaking sexual tension

this means he has a tumor.




Posted by Eggroll

i lol'd :(




Posted by Slade

AND THAT MEANS-holy **** dude nice avy :cool2:


edit: why am i suprised? she's an azn

mo fuggin ninja livin up to your heritage
[quote=eggroll]i lol'd :(
I know you'd be beat for it back home, but here in America, it's alright to lol once in a while.




Posted by Eggroll

o, me no do such thin!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Ant's new name is Hammy. Let it be known.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Vamp, I declare you the champion of all things grim and crippy, so bring in some scary pictures!



k

[IMG]http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/3973/jokerdollthingnx3.gif[/IMG]

[IMG]http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/3913/fieldfx2.gif[/IMG]



Posted by Darksong X

The creepy dude in the flowers I can handle, but the weird *** time-space clown puppet got to me after a few loops. Slowly driving me insane as I can only repeat "Hammy" under my breath, slowly digging my fingernails into my wrists.




Posted by Zeta

Same, but minus the Hammy thing.




Posted by Klarth

Delayed response much?




Posted by Eggroll

yes, my hammy, jealous?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Ant's new name is Hammy. Let it be known.




Posted by Slade

what?!




Posted by Zeta

porkchops




Posted by Lord of Spam

in b4 lambchop snuf pr0n




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS
YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS
AND THEY'LL CONTINUE SINGING IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS
YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS
AND THEY'LL CONTINUE SINGING IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS
YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS
AND THEY'LL CONTINUE SINGING IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS
YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS
AND THEY'LL CONTINUE SINGING IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS
YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS
AND THEY'LL CONTINUE SINGING IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS
YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS
AND THEY'LL CONTINUE SINGING IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS
YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS
AND THEY'LL CONTINUE SINGING IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS
YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS
AND THEY'LL CONTINUE SINGING IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS
YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS
AND THEY'LL CONTINUE SINGING IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS
YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS
AND THEY'LL CONTINUE SINGING IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS
YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS
AND THEY'LL CONTINUE SINGING IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS
YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS
AND THEY'LL CONTINUE SINGING IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS
YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS
AND THEY'LL CONTINUE SINGING IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS
YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS
AND THEY'LL CONTINUE SINGING IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS
YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS
AND THEY'LL CONTINUE SINGING IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS
YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS
AND THEY'LL CONTINUE SINGING IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS
YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS
AND THEY'LL CONTINUE SINGING IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS
YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS
AND THEY'LL CONTINUE SINGING IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS
YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS
AND THEY'LL CONTINUE SINGING IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS
YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS
AND THEY'LL CONTINUE SINGING IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS
YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS
AND THEY'LL CONTINUE SINGING IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS
YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS
AND THEY'LL CONTINUE SINGING IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS
YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS
AND THEY'LL CONTINUE SINGING IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS
YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS
AND THEY'LL CONTINUE SINGING IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS
YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS
AND THEY'LL CONTINUE SINGING IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS
YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS
AND THEY'LL CONTINUE SINGING IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS
YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS
AND THEY'LL CONTINUE SINGING IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS




Posted by Lord of Spam

I would change every post on this page to that if I could. At the very least, add one repetiiton of it to every post.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I would do the same if I wouldn't, probably, get demodded for it.




Posted by The Judge

What?!




Posted by Dreadnought

Delayed response much?




Posted by The Judge





Posted by Zeta

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrgh!




Posted by Dreadnought

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!!




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Eggroll: :( my hammy died few years ago, i noticed how big she got, and thought she was just getting fat, but she had tumor :(




idk



Posted by Slade

big bewbs




Posted by Lord of Spam

you're huge you must have huge guts

RIP AND TEAR




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I don't get it. Does she have breat cancer or something? Otherwise, who the **** cares?




edit: wait, that guy on the left is actually a girl? fukken lame.




Posted by Lord of Spam

BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT BREAT v




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Vampiro: I don't get it. Does she have breat cancer or something? Otherwise, who the **** cares?




edit: wait, that guy on the left is actually a girl? fukken lame.


Well, it was actually a guest comic for some strip that keeps making lame jokes about "lol, look, my main character's bewbs are hooj." So this one was especially funny to me. :/



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Inside jokes... how I loathe th-


wait




Posted by Apathetic

I dont even get regular jokes, you get used to it.




Posted by Ant

What a horrible life you must lead.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: you get used to it.


... never! :(



Posted by The Judge

I don't get anything.

Like, literally. Anything.




Posted by Linko_16

Your lost virginity says you do.

Ba[color=indigo]stard.
[/color]




Posted by The Judge

owned




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

zing




Posted by Slade

...pow




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

bamf




Posted by Slade

*teleports*




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

20,000

I am made of wrong and fail




Posted by Dreadnought

[quote=Vampiro]bamf
HAWT!

This thread is now dedicated to creepy Rabbit-Chan pics.

EDITED FOR YOUR SAFETY
GAH! SHE'S A CHARGIN HER LAZOR!!!!
[/URL]




Posted by Slade

Bamf=Rabbit chan??

Nightcrawler is all I know. Inform me. Or show pix. But I don't want pix unless they're fappable.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

there was pix now there isn't. You decide.




Posted by Slade

The way you keep changing tenses was having me on edged.

AND CONFUSED LOL



edumucated guess says rab*****an is fappable but can't be posted here...?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: The way you keep changing tenses was having me on edged.


I laughed too hard at that. Good job.



Posted by Dog

creepyness has left the building. revive it.




Posted by Dreadnought

WHO THE F[COLOR=Black]UC[/COLOR]K ARE YOU???

[IMG]http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n179/Ethics06/CIMG1840.jpg[/IMG]


Spot me if you can!




Posted by Zeta

You're the one on the far right.




Posted by Dreadnought

I'M TEH COWERING AZN MAN!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

THE GUY IN THE HAT THE GUY IN THE HAT




Posted by Dreadnought

Yeah, sorry the chick on the end ****ed up the Cpaint. I showed her your avatar, said "I WANT THAT' and she was all "LOL K" and so I was all "SWEET" but she got it wrong so I was grim.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I would have twinkie house'd her so hard.




Posted by Dreadnought

Nah, I habeebed it.




Posted by The Judge

habeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

b




Posted by Klarth

I found this post pretty creepy

http://vgchat.com/showpost.php?p=343242&postcount=121


edit: jar is wearing the "invade canada" shirt he always ****ing wears, what a surprise :D i swear you never change between that one, your metallica shirt and one of your various other dark garbs. Seriously, this guy has stacks of brightly coloured t-shirts and **** but he never wears them. It's hilarious!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

what?!




Posted by Klarth

Delayed response much?




Posted by The Judge

This is getting creepy




Posted by Klarth

THE GUY IN THE HAT THE GUY IN THE HAT




Posted by Dreadnought

K loop over now thanks Vamp.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

ny tym




Posted by Lord of Spam

I would stick in the poopers of all three girls. At once.




Posted by Klarth

lol at the fact that Dread's next to someone as pathetically unkvlt as him.




Posted by Darksong X

The f[COLOR="White"]u[/COLOR]ck is going on here?




Posted by Eggroll

I'M TEH COWERING AZN MAN!




Posted by Slade

what?!




Posted by The Judge

This is gettin creepy




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

SERIES OF TUBES




Posted by The Judge

Now you see, poker chips can't run, so they just get stuck in there.

Horses, however, have legs, and can run through the tubes.




Posted by Klarth

Youtube was clogged yesterday... Clogged with enormous amounts of material. :(




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Clogged with garbage




Posted by Dreadnought

Run! Run! Run! As fast as you can!
You'll not catch me, I'M THE GINGERBREADMAN!
Also, I have herpes in my eye!




Posted by Dreadnought

You know, I'm starting to wonder. Maybe it's actually an honest truth, that the majority of anime fans are simply desperately unattractive virgins.

Here's a message to all you ****ing losers who're fapping to pictures of cartoon girls - There are people out there, people like me, that have sex with girls. In the real world. You might not actually be a virgin, but the one overweight redheaded chick you nailed while you were doing an Art and Animation course at the local community college doesn't count - you'd be crushed in her bull-like stampede as she rushed to fall to her knees should a person like myself even show her the slightest sniff of attention.

There are gentlemen, such as myself, who have slept with a good number of women. We don't get to **** every woman we see, no one is that successful, but we are in a position where we can choose from a number of girls who are offering interest. They say that 90% of the girls want 10% of the men - we're that 10%.

We're cute. We're tall. We're genetically predisposed to having an attractive body. We put on a bit of weight? It sits just fine. We're funny and charming. When we talk to girls, we're confident and in charge. When we're talking to girls, curiosity fills our hearts, not the gut-wrenching fear of yet another failure.

And as for you? You masturbate to a fantasy representation of a girl that never can exist. You have failed. You have failed. You have failed.




Posted by Sapphire Rose

Thank god I don't watch porn of any sort. :D




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: You know, I'm starting to wonder. Maybe it's actually an honest truth, that the majority of anime fans are simply desperately unattractive virgins.


Good thing that "majority" is there, sir.



Posted by Eggroll

imma virgin




Posted by Ant

BUT FOR HOW LONG DAHAHAHAHAHAHA....HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA...hahahaha....ha.. *** I hope it's soon.




Posted by Eggroll

oh gawd.

thnx for the rep :p




Posted by Ant

what?!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I hope it's not soon.




Posted by Ant

You realize how much that fukken post is going to set me back right? I'll be all like "so you want to [COLOR="Lime"]f[/COLOR]uck, b[COLOR="Lime"]i[/COLOR]tch?" and then she'll say "me not know english"

Not cool.




Posted by Eggroll

this is getting creepy

40-year old virgin!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

... that's more or less what I was hoping for. I find it humorous to possibly ruin a relationship I otherwise would never be involved in, in any sort of way.




Posted by Ant

don't worry, she can't read any of this. she just smashes at the keyboard and somehow makes words out of it.




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Dreadnought: You know, I'm starting to wonder. Maybe it's actually an honest truth, that the majority of anime fans are simply desperately unattractive virgins.


WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

*dances like the desperately unattractive virigin he is*

EDIT - Oh, right. The serious part.

[quote=Dreadnought]And as for you? You masturbate to a fantasy representation of a girl that never can exist. You have failed. You have failed. You have failed.

You say that as though sex is the single necessary goal in life. You know what kind of creatures function this way? Wild, uncivilized, soulless animals.




Posted by Stalolin





Posted by Eggroll

UR HOTT




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: don't worry, she can't read any of this. she just smashes at the keyboard and some how makes words out of it.


It's like that guy who played the fake Ra's Al Ghul in Batman Begins. He doesn't speak english, just memorises his parts and repeats them.
Except, with a keyboard.



Posted by Ant

delayed response much?




Posted by Eggroll

me speaks good english




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I SPEAK ENGLISH WELL




Posted by Eggroll

squeezin mah bewbies




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

HAHA, YES!




Posted by Ant

ns edit




Posted by Eggroll


Quoting Eggroll: squeezin mah bewbies

eww wtf. don't make me twist urs



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Ah, ****, ******. I like that stuff. I GOTS NIPPLE PIERCINGS FOR A REASON LOL




Posted by Ant

...this is gettin creepy.




Posted by Eggroll

I GOTS NIPPLE PIERCINGS




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

what?!




Posted by Ant

This is what.

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v496/AntmanMadness/creepybus.jpg[/IMG]




Posted by The Judge

Creepy != fun




Posted by Klarth


Quoting Stalolin:

Wow, it actually looks like Enya!



Posted by Stalolin

[quote=Klarth]Wow, it actually looks like Enya!

Yeah. And I think I recall Enya being able to turn blood into fog and shoot giant holes through people, so it's probably based off of her.




Posted by Dreadnought

[quote=Linko_16][COLOR=indigo]WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

*dances like the desperately unattractive virigin he is*

EDIT - Oh, right. The serious part.



You say that as though sex is the single necessary goal in life. You know what kind of creatures function this way? Wild, uncivilized, soulless animals.
[/COLOR]

GLORIOUS LEADER LINKO FAILS FOR NOT RECOGNIZING COPYPASTA.




Posted by Klarth

get on aim




Posted by The Judge

Ant, dump Hitomi. You won't be hittin' that sh[COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR]t any time soon, and sex is the single most important thing on earth.




Posted by Ant

lool k it's over




Posted by Dreadnought

[quote=Klarth]get on aim

lol no

Going swimming.




Posted by Klarth

GOING SWIMMING, YET YOU HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO POST PIX OF ME?

THE NEW RULE APPLIES TO YOU TOO, SIR.




Posted by Stalolin

Is this creepy or wrong?





Posted by Klarth

...Wtf is it?




Posted by Sapphire Rose

I don't get it. :(




Posted by ExoXile

Suprise giant buttsechz.




Posted by Zeta

Creepily wrong.




Posted by Stalolin

OKAY THIS ONE IS COOLER AND NOT CREEPY





Posted by Dreadnought

K back from swimming. Oblivion time.




Posted by Klarth

Prediction: You'll come back to school with a black, scorched laptop-shaped husk and a deepseated hatred of Bethesda.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoting Stalolin: OKAY THIS ONE IS COOLER AND NOT CREEPY




I think I remember seeing that episode.



Posted by Klarth

What the **** is it?




Posted by Zeta

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: What the **** is it?



... You can read the part where it says "THE WORLD, STOP TIME!!" right?



Posted by Klarth

oh ****

i'm too used to ZA WARUDO :(




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Yeah, that's just engrish. Easy to confuse I guess.




Posted by Dreadnought

[quote=Klarth]Prediction: You'll come back to school with a black, scorched laptop-shaped husk and a deepseated hatred of Bethesda.
If the ****ing thing would work long enough to burn it out, sure.


EDIT: After Call of Cthulhu, nothing could make me hate Bethesda.




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Dreadnought: GLORIOUS LEADER LINKO FAILS FOR NOT RECOGNIZING COPYPASTA.


Like I browse /b/. Degenerates.



Posted by Ant

lol ur a mod!

oh shi-




Posted by Linko_16

THAT'S IT. BAN HAMMER TIME.




Posted by Klarth


Quoting Dreadnought: If the ****ing thing would work long enough to burn it out, sure.
Told you it wouldn't run :) Anyway, try Morrowind instead, there are an assload of mods for it and they're all worthwhile.

[quote]EDIT: After Call of Cthulhu, nothing could make me hate Bethesda.

It's the truth. It wasn't exactly a great game as far as gameplay went, but the voice acting rocked hard and the setting was kickass.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Download Morrowind, and then download the mod which gives you a massive view distance. it's like Oblivion. But not.




Posted by Klarth

Yeah, I played the XB version and I could see like 40 metres max. It sucked.




Posted by Dreadnought

BAAAAAWWW!




Posted by The Judge

[IMG]http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q130/DVirusVX13/Guy.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q130/DVirusVX13/GhostChild.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q130/DVirusVX13/fingfreaky.gif[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q130/DVirusVX13/creepy.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q130/DVirusVX13/Doll.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q130/DVirusVX13/Easter.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q130/DVirusVX13/Head.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q130/DVirusVX13/Knife.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q130/DVirusVX13/RollerCoaster.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q130/DVirusVX13/Skeleton.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q130/DVirusVX13/Skull.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q130/DVirusVX13/weirdthing.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q130/DVirusVX13/Creepygirl.jpg[/IMG]




Posted by ExoXile

None of the above was scary. =(




Posted by Ant

It wasn't meant to be scary...does this look like the "Offical Darkness Advanced SCARY thread" HMM? DOES IT?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Nope.




Posted by ExoXile

Well if it's creepy it's supposed to be scary, and it's not! >=(




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

creepy != scary




Posted by ExoXile

Eek!




Posted by The Judge

ENGLISH ONLY




Posted by Zeta

*Points to the third from the bottom of Judge's hueg pix post*

I REMEMBER THAT ONE!




Posted by The Judge

You passed the goldfish test.

You are definitely not a goldfish.




Posted by Slade

I'd say the only mildly creepy one is the bunny/down syndrome girl one.




Posted by Linko_16

The one third from the bottom got a lot funnier when I noticed the guy running for his life.




Posted by Corrupt


Quoting Slade: I'd say the only mildly creepy one is the bunny/down syndrome girl one.


Really? Huh, I thought it was funny.

...is it a good or bad thing that I've had all the pictures Judge posted saved on my computer for months? I loooove me a good late night /b/ creepy thread. And I'd say a good 90% of the art and stories that are posted I don't find scary (or even creepy) in the slightest... just really interesting/cool/fascinating.



Posted by Slade

I'd say it's in the grey area between bad and good. You still have a chance.


Wait, wtf is that on the lower left side of the bunny pic? Like a leg with a shoe sticking out of the ground?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I had to flip through the books to see what story that was from. Intense.




Posted by Zeta

Don't have the book. Wasn't it some kind of "Tag, you're it now lol" or "Hey mister, you dropped something" thing?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

It's from a story called "Is Something Wrong?" Basically a car breaks down, the guy finds a shack/house and builds a fire to stay the night. He hears a terrible crash during the night and just runs like hell. He stops in the street and feels something tap him on the shoulder. It's a big flying skull with two bloody eyes who says "Pardon me, is there something wrong?"


Odd how all of those are from the first and third books. Especially since I can't find the second one.




Posted by Zeta

Ah right, I remember now. Thnx bby.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

np




Posted by Slade

Wait, what books are we talking about? I missed something. :(




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark. And apparently I can only find More Scary Stories and Scary Stories 3: More Tales to Chill Your Bones.

They're ****ing awesome, if only for the art.




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Vampiro V. Empire: Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark.


That sounds familiar.

...

*goes to check sister's bookcase*




Posted by Zeta

CHECK YOUR SISTER'S DRESSER WHILE YOU'RE AT IT!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

It ****ing should be familiar.



Quoted post: CHECK YOUR SISTER'S HAMPER WHILE YOU'RE AT IT!


lol fix'd



Posted by Linko_16

My brother tells me we used to get it from the library.

So I guess we never actually owned it.




Posted by Zeta

lol [/colo]r




Posted by Linko_16

...

I'm not fixing it.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I'm a nice guy.

Also, I thought you meant you got your sister's panties from the library for a second. I was super confused.




Posted by Zeta

pool is closed.

*Looks for the Delete Aids' Post button*

.... Aww. :(




Posted by Slade

I saw what AIDS was trying to do there, and it ****ed me right off.


Anywho, we should ban talk of it, and then remove all it's posts and pretend it never existed. Judge, it's time to man up.




Posted by Zeta

I'll get the spinach.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

AIDS discussion is b7, along with Swedish related discussion and Viking related discussion. And something else, but I can't remember it now.




Posted by The Judge

What?!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

idk




Posted by The Judge

SPENGBLORG FLARPINDORF




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

what?!




Posted by The Judge

This is gettin' creepy




Posted by Sterling

what?!




Posted by Linko_16

Since /b/ is obviously suffering from creepy impotence, this shall be the permanent throne of the macabre.

I call upon you, Darkness, to unearth the vilest, most ghoulish images from your drives and share them with the unsuspecting world. I must have your corpses!

Lets get started!




Posted by Sterling

[IMG]http://abc.net.au/news/features/img/Artsblog/saw_horz.jpg[/IMG]
This is gettin' creepy.




Posted by sniper

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v313/sunaipakun/1122599320_l.jpg[/IMG]




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

OH **** HIS SLEEVE IS TOUCHING THE SWORD!!!




Posted by Linko_16

I remember once my brother wanted to use the name "Jedi Hornet" (he was using some recolored Blast Hornet sprite as an avatar)... but when he dictated it to me, I didn't know he was talking about Star Wars and typed in "Jet-Eye Hornet," which he decided was cooler.

...

This was entirely necessary and related to the main theme of the thread.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

DOES A ****ING D SOUND LIKE A T TO YOU?! *** you're a ****ing retard.




Posted by The Judge

Fat, too.




Posted by Linko_16

Delayed response much?




Posted by The Judge

What?!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

what?!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

... how the **** did I get ninja'd by two minutes?

THIS IS GETTING CREEPY




Posted by The Judge





Posted by Ant

I like where that went.




Posted by Eggroll

lol, i didn't know u guys still did this




Posted by Ant

The life of a nerd is one with ZERO surprise.




Posted by Eggroll

wow, what a surprise




Posted by Ant

YOU LIKE PUPPIES IN THE PUPPY STORE! :mad: What's next? Derick going to write a webcomic about it? And in the comic the puppy is going to wear some Xenogears armor? What's NEXT?




Posted by Eggroll

This is gettin' creepy.




Posted by Ant

delayed response much?! [spoiler]REVERSE ORDER[/spoiler]




Posted by Eggroll

not really.




Posted by Ant

YOU FUKKEN RUINED IT! I PUT SPOILER TAGS IN MY LAST POST AND EVERYTHING AND YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO HIGHLIGHT IT BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

epic fail




Posted by Eggroll

What's next? Derick going to write a webcomic about it?




Posted by Ant

bol. YES




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Someday... someday ant is going to beat the **** out of your chink a[COLOR="White"]s[/COLOR]s.


lol wait, it's ant, nvm.




Posted by The Judge

Hold on guys I'm workin on my webcomic.




Posted by Ant

lol, i can't wait.




Posted by The Judge

I gave up the project.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

... no... this c-can't be.......




Posted by Zeta

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

*Photo burns*




Posted by The Judge

I've seen the portrait, Dorian...




Posted by Senator Ramen

I want you to draw me wearing this.

Only this.




Posted by The Judge

A red shirt and blue jeans?




Posted by Senator Ramen

Yes please.




Posted by Darksong X

Devote tomorrows comic to the conversation we had with Hitomi about children whacking off. Except have the smash bros characters arguing while fighting.

Oh, btw i'm a silly trendwhore so i'm back! :p




Posted by Ant

G[COLOR="Lime"]o[/COLOR]d d[COLOR="Lime"]a[/COLOR]mn she did a good job with your sig...




Posted by Darksong X

Yeah she did, hehehehehe IFYOUKNOWWHATIMEAN.




Posted by Ant

...I do :)




Posted by Darksong X

Hehehe...Now i'm just confused. :)




Posted by Ant

CREEPY!




Posted by Darksong X

Holy crap...my original post was going to be "Creepy!"




Posted by Ant

That's the ticket!




Posted by Darksong X

Ok i'm done here. See you faggots in a few months. Thanks for the fish.




Posted by Ant

...what?!




Posted by Darksong X

YOU HEARD ME.

*Navigates away from DA*




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

AHOY, YE HIT LAND, MATEY




Posted by Stalolin

[quote=Vampiro V. Empire]AHOY, YE HIT LAND, MATEY

No, that's just Juliebriggs.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Aye, 'tis a fine whale.




Posted by Ant

but it ain't no pool.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Aye, ye went in a good dirrrection tharr.




Posted by Linko_16

Cease ye boorish prattle lest ye find yerself on the aft end of me cutlass.




Posted by Senator Ramen

Girl: this is retarded
Boy: Do you want it or not?
Girl: Yes I want it.
Boy: Then you'll do it for me?
Girl: sure
Boy: Ok. Here we go.
Boy: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
Boy: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
Boy: I softly begin to tounge your wet pussy.
Boy: I run my tounge up and down your smooth slit.
Girl: mmmm yeah
Boy: uh oh ...going limp.
Girl: Har
Boy: You gotta do better than that!
Boy: Your picture was really bad.
Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
Boy: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your pussy get more moist with every stroke.
Boy: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.
Boy: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
Boy: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
Girl: mmmmmm you are good
Boy: I feel your thighs tighten as I suck harder
Boy: going limp
Girl: HARRRRRRR
Boy: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
Boy: You begin to sway back and forth.
Boy: going limp
Girl: this is stupid
Boy: ...still limp
Boy: Do it!
Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
Boy: I turn you around to lick your *******.
Boy: I pry apart that battleship you call your ***.
Boy: I see **** nuggets hanging from the hair around your *******.
Girl: WTF?!?!?
Boy: They stink really bad.
Girl: OMG STOP!!!
Boy: I start to get fed up with your ugly ***
Boy: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
Boy: I ram it up your ***.
Girl: YOURE A ****ING PYSCHO!!
Boy: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
Boy: And turn you into a ****ing candy apple...
Boy: I kick you in the face!
Girl: **** YOU *******!!
Boy: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...
Boy: Your parrot flys away.
Boy: ...going limp again.
Boy: Hello?
Boy: Say it!
Boy: HAARRRRRR!!!!!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Still funny.




Posted by Linko_16

Wow, that was creepy.




Posted by Darksong X

Aah bloodninja.

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me *****, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?




Posted by Zeta

Oh lord I bol'd.




Posted by Darksong X

As did I when I first read it. I haven't taken off my wizard hat since.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I don't bol anymore, but they still make me lol. You know it's good humour when...




Posted by Ant

WHEN YOU WHAT?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

idk




Posted by Darksong X

When something is so funny that you have an inappropriate reaction to it. Like blowing your load.




Posted by Ant

inappropriate to some, normal to others.

Will somebody please think of the children?




Posted by Darksong X

Shutup about the children and make Jow a sandwich.




Posted by Zeta

Screw the children. It's not like they're the future or anything...




Posted by Darksong X

THERE WONT BE A F[COLOR="White"]U[/COLOR]CKING FUTURE UNLESS I GET A SANDWICH




Posted by Ant

Children. Children. Future! Future! CHILDREN ARE THE FUTURE!




Posted by Darksong X

*wails guitar solo* But lo there was a dark one who required...*pyrotechnics* A SANDWICH! Lest the world be destrooooooyed!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Then there will be no one to make you a sandwich.

I just called your bluff, *****.




Posted by Darksong X

There will be no one left to make said sandwich if the world is destroyed...Correct. That is why it is in the best interest of The World to make said food item and deliver it to my lair. Post Haste.

In the event that no sandwich is delivered in a timely fashion (around 15-20 minutes) then yes, the world and all it's people are forfeit to the fires of hell and destruction. In which case: I have to make my own ****ing sandwich.




Posted by Zeta

"Genis has failed at making a Sandwich."

****IT!




Posted by Darksong X

14 minutes remaining.




Posted by Darksong X

5 MINUTES REMAINING




Posted by Corrupt

OH GOD BRACE FOR IMPACT




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

ZA WARUDO




Posted by Zeta

He za warudo'd three minutes after destruction?




Posted by Darksong X

I open up all vents and unlimber shoulder cannons. My stomach opens up into a huge mouth that collects energy. Wings of pure force slam into the ground to brace the cannons for firing as I reach maximum capacity...I scream:
TOKI WO TOMARE!
Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda!!
Sosh[COLOR="White"]i[/COLOR]te, toki wa ugokidasu.

*Laser fires* WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: He za warudo'd three minutes after destruction?


Destruction isn't immediate.



Posted by Ant

you're immediate.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

no u