Dr Faust ****IT: k so I did it
Nooniens00ng: did what?
Nooniens00ng: oh
Nooniens00ng: sex?
Dr Faust ****IT: ja
Nooniens00ng: ns insertion
Dr Faust ****IT: lol
Dr Faust ****IT: I made sure to do with the 4chan and VGC meme's
Nooniens00ng: lol
Dr Faust ****IT: before
Nooniens00ng: yeah, its awesome and all, but its not some great thing that everyone holds it up to be
Dr Faust ****IT: "Wait, I can't go in"
Dr Faust ****IT: "Why?"
Dr Faust ****IT: "Pool's closed due to AIDS"
Nooniens00ng: ****ing owned and gemmed
Dr Faust ****IT: and also
Dr Faust ****IT: when we finished
Dr Faust ****IT: "How was it?"
Nooniens00ng: ic ame
Dr Faust ****IT: "I remained grim"
Nooniens00ng: lol
Tada
CONGRATS
/r/ pix 4 proof
Didn't have a camera with me.
didnt happen. Next time show us your keyboard next to the two of you.
Yay! big celebration? remember? take us all out to dinner!
Kudos to you. [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v468/bc2412/69.gif[/IMG][IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v468/bc2412/sex.gif[/IMG][IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v468/bc2412/humper.gif[/IMG][IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v468/bc2412/bananaanal.gif[/IMG][IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v468/bc2412/am.gif[/IMG][IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v468/bc2412/whip2.gif[/IMG]
Soooo, how much did she weigh? 12 stone? 18? 34? Ant-size?
hurrrrhurrhurhruhruhrrr
145 lbs. Roughly 15 more than me. I don't know what that converts to in stones.
Was she taller or shorter than you? Me-kind-of-height or LoS-kind-of-midgetude?
she's a troll. About 3ft tall.
lmao
About a quarter of an inch shorter than me.
Did she show the weight? Or just randomly weighed that much?
It only took, what, nineteen years? Good job, sir. But the question is, did it live up to your expectations?
And was there pooper-penetration involved?
No and no.
Of course my opinion was slightly jaded. Listening to the Mexicans at work who basically live for sex, I half-expected to hit Nirvana. It was nice and all, but I doubt it's the greatest thing in the world. Moreso, it was nice to show her the affection I felt for her. [/sap]
Yeah, I don't know why you even listen to mexicans... you deserve the disappointment.
I'll never listen to another word those dirty beaners say again.
Lesson well learned, young one.
lol, at least car would last for a long time
You just look hideously short. ;O
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lol, at least car would last for a long time
And it would lead to even more saix!
Stabbin' leads to more saix than you could possibly imagine!
[quote=Klarth]saix
don't let the KH fans hear that word.
Also, a congratulatory statement for Judge for making it with a woman.
lose enough blood and its hard to fight back
Ummm....when I said "stabbin", I meant with a flesh dagger.
Edit: You bastards are sick! ...and i like it.
Dude, sweet.
In the best way possible.
He gets +100 cool points for using memes, +50 for having sex, +10 with a human, +10 with a woman, +10 for getting it even after the "lol boobs" bit, +1000 for remaining grim.
+1180 cool points.
Well done. ;)
LEVEL UP
And yet the only stat boost he got was +1 to Speed.
And now that he's already done it, it's harder for him to level again. :(
Nah, the first six or so levels are supa ez. Once he reaches level ten or so, then it'll start getting a bit more difficult.
He better start focus on endurance training and such then.
Or get the Condom of Stamina +10.
If you glitch Circle of the Moon and fight Dracula right away, you get like 30 Level Ups when you beat him.
I don't even know why I posted this.
... I like how that was posted in the middle of a sex discussion
Necrophilia?
Congrats!
Re: Derick 'losing' his virginity-
Enjoy your aids, fa[COLOR=Black]gg[/COLOR]ot.
She isn't 5'10...more like, 5'8. Idiot.