Tada




Posted by The Judge

Dr Faust ****IT: k so I did it
Nooniens00ng: did what?
Nooniens00ng: oh
Nooniens00ng: sex?
Dr Faust ****IT: ja
Nooniens00ng: ns insertion
Dr Faust ****IT: lol
Dr Faust ****IT: I made sure to do with the 4chan and VGC meme's
Nooniens00ng: lol
Dr Faust ****IT: before
Nooniens00ng: yeah, its awesome and all, but its not some great thing that everyone holds it up to be
Dr Faust ****IT: "Wait, I can't go in"
Dr Faust ****IT: "Why?"
Dr Faust ****IT: "Pool's closed due to AIDS"
Nooniens00ng: ****ing owned and gemmed
Dr Faust ****IT: and also
Dr Faust ****IT: when we finished
Dr Faust ****IT: "How was it?"
Nooniens00ng: ic ame
Dr Faust ****IT: "I remained grim"
Nooniens00ng: lol

Tada




Posted by NeXidala

CONGRATS




Posted by Lord of Spam

/r/ pix 4 proof




Posted by The Judge

Didn't have a camera with me.




Posted by Lord of Spam

didnt happen. Next time show us your keyboard next to the two of you.




Posted by Eggroll

Yay! big celebration? remember? take us all out to dinner!




Posted by Boner

Kudos to you. [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v468/bc2412/69.gif[/IMG][IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v468/bc2412/sex.gif[/IMG][IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v468/bc2412/humper.gif[/IMG][IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v468/bc2412/bananaanal.gif[/IMG][IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v468/bc2412/am.gif[/IMG][IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v468/bc2412/whip2.gif[/IMG]




Posted by Eggroll


Quoting Eggroll: Yay! big celebration? remember? take us all out to dinner!

haha nvm, just dont forget ur condoms, like my friend



Posted by Klarth

Soooo, how much did she weigh? 12 stone? 18? 34? Ant-size?




Posted by Ant

hurrrrhurrhurhruhruhrrr




Posted by The Judge

145 lbs. Roughly 15 more than me. I don't know what that converts to in stones.




Posted by Klarth

Was she taller or shorter than you? Me-kind-of-height or LoS-kind-of-midgetude?




Posted by Ant

she's a troll. About 3ft tall.




Posted by The Judge

lmao

About a quarter of an inch shorter than me.




Posted by NeXidala

Did she show the weight? Or just randomly weighed that much?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

It only took, what, nineteen years? Good job, sir. But the question is, did it live up to your expectations?

And was there pooper-penetration involved?




Posted by The Judge

No and no.

Of course my opinion was slightly jaded. Listening to the Mexicans at work who basically live for sex, I half-expected to hit Nirvana. It was nice and all, but I doubt it's the greatest thing in the world. Moreso, it was nice to show her the affection I felt for her. [/sap]




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Yeah, I don't know why you even listen to mexicans... you deserve the disappointment.




Posted by The Judge

I'll never listen to another word those dirty beaners say again.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Lesson well learned, young one.




Posted by Boner


Quoting The Judge: I half-expected to hit Nirvana. It was nice and all, but I doubt it's the greatest thing in the world.


I was more excited when I got my first car than I was after I got laid for the first time.



Posted by Eggroll

lol, at least car would last for a long time


Quoting The Judge:
Moreso, it was nice to show her the affection I felt for her. [/sap]

Your so *** ****ed cute!



Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Klarth: Was she taller or shorter than you? Me-kind-of-height or LoS-kind-of-midgetude?


5'11" short whut



Posted by Klarth

You just look hideously short. ;O

[quote=Eggroll]
lol, at least car would last for a long time
And it would lead to even more saix!




Posted by Boner


Quoting Klarth:
And it would lead to even more saix!



Well, it was a station wagon. (A.K.A. Stabbin' Cabin)



Posted by Klarth

Stabbin' leads to more saix than you could possibly imagine!




Posted by Stalolin

[quote=Klarth]saix

don't let the KH fans hear that word.



Also, a congratulatory statement for Judge for making it with a woman.




Posted by Lord of Spam

lose enough blood and its hard to fight back




Posted by Boner

Ummm....when I said "stabbin", I meant with a flesh dagger.

Edit: You bastards are sick! ...and i like it.




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Stalolin: ...for making it with a woman.


Inform the men.



Posted by Slade

Dude, sweet.



In the best way possible.




Posted by Sapphire Rose

He gets +100 cool points for using memes, +50 for having sex, +10 with a human, +10 with a woman, +10 for getting it even after the "lol boobs" bit, +1000 for remaining grim.
+1180 cool points.

Well done. ;)




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

LEVEL UP




Posted by Zeta

And yet the only stat boost he got was +1 to Speed.




Posted by Sapphire Rose

And now that he's already done it, it's harder for him to level again. :(




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Nah, the first six or so levels are supa ez. Once he reaches level ten or so, then it'll start getting a bit more difficult.




Posted by Sapphire Rose

He better start focus on endurance training and such then.

Or get the Condom of Stamina +10.




Posted by Zeta

If you glitch Circle of the Moon and fight Dracula right away, you get like 30 Level Ups when you beat him.

I don't even know why I posted this.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

... I like how that was posted in the middle of a sex discussion




Posted by Zeta

Necrophilia?




Posted by Kanashuri


Quoting Zeta: Necrophilia?


Yes plz.

Congrats Judge, welcome to manhood. Population on forums 13 1/2



Posted by ASUKA

Congrats!




Posted by Dreadnought

Re: Derick 'losing' his virginity-

Enjoy your aids, fa[COLOR=Black]gg[/COLOR]ot.




Posted by Ant

She isn't 5'10...more like, 5'8. Idiot.




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Vampiro: LEVEL UP


sneak attack with a critical hit invoking mass damage, fails his fortitude save, drops to beyond -10hp, and has to get res'd with lower level spell due to lack of funds, casuing hiom to lose a level.

Owned.