DA?




Posted by Eggroll

so we're allowed to post anything here too? what's the point of having DA or LA then?




Posted by Linko_16

Basically just us friends and our inside jokes. LA is an attempt to parody us, but it isn't working.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

The point is, basically, to give us a place where we can do or say anything we want, letting us have full (mostly) control over what goes and what doesn't.

LA just sucks. Avoid it.




Posted by Roger Smith


Quoting Vampiro:
LA just sucks. Avoid it.


Kill it with fire also.

I'll give you an example: LA is Excalipoor....We, DA, are Excalibur!

Though I donno how many people will figure that one out:cool:



Posted by Eggroll

lol! so do i have to ask someone to be a member of DA?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Most members, including myself, just kinda started posting here. That's really all you need to do.




Posted by Xenos

[quote=Roger Smith]Kill it with fire also.

I'll give you an example: LA is Excalipoor....We, DA, are Excalibur!

Though I donno how many people will figure that one out:cool:

**** yes




Posted by Dreadnought

[quote=Eggroll]lol! so do i have to ask someone to be a member of DA?

If you have to ask, let alone in the board itself, then you probably should already know the answer.




Posted by Roger Smith


Quoting Eggroll: lol! so do i have to ask someone to be a member of DA?


That or you can just make something that is DA Themed, and if it's good enough, Vamp will approve it and BOOM, your in like Flint.

[quote=Xenos]**** yes

Gilgamesh, attack with Excalipoor and inflict 1 point of damage RAWWWWWR!!!!!!



Posted by Sapphire Rose

[quote=Roger Smith]That or you can just make something that is DA Themed, and if it's good enough, Vamp will approve it and BOOM, your in like Flint.
He's too grim to approve or disapprove of anything.
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Unless it's music.




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Eggroll: lol! so do i have to ask someone to be a member of DA?


You must ask yourself... Are you funky enough to be a Globetrotter?



Posted by Roger Smith


Quoting Sapphire Rose: He's too grim to approve or disapprove of anything.



Not necessarily, Vamp has approved many things I've made over the my time in DA.

You just have to know what to make ^_^



Posted by Sapphire Rose

Damn..... I suck then. :(




Posted by Eggroll

what's globertrotter?




Posted by sniper

The only way to join is to sleep with one of the mods.




Posted by Roger Smith


Quoting Eggroll: what's globertrotter?


Globe Trotters are a basketball team. Linko was refering to an episode in Futurama where Bender wanted to be a Globe Trotter but wasn't cool enough to be let in.

[quote=Eggroll]i think i have...
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Eggroll again.



Posted by Eggroll

i think i have...




Posted by sniper


Quoting Eggroll: i think i have...

Was it Joe?



Posted by Klarth

No, it was Derick.

Wait, I mean, HAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHA!


Quoting Roger Smith: Kill it with fire also.

I'll give you an example: LA is Excalipoor....We, DA, are Excalibur!

Though I donno how many people will figure that one out:cool:

SELL GILGAMESH'S SWORD



Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Linko_16: You must ask yourself... Are you funky enough to be a Globetrotter?



you made me choke on my breakfast hot pocket.... thing... :(



Posted by Klarth

Well, in time my funk level could...




Posted by Roger Smith

ARE YOU?




Posted by Ant


Quoting sniper: The only way to join is to sleep with one of the mods.


Quoting Eggroll: i think i have...


Quoting sniper: Was it Joe?


This sequence of events made me Bol.

But yeah, don't ever sleep with Joe again.



Posted by Klarth


Quoting Roger Smith: ARE YOU?

No. :(



Posted by The Judge

Welcome to DA etc




Posted by Ant

TRY TO FOLLOW TEH RULES LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Posted by Eggroll


Quoting Ant:

But yeah, don't ever sleep with Joe again.


me so sorry, me luv u lon time : (



Posted by The Judge

Ant, she said that to me too. She must've screwed everyone in town.




Posted by Klarth

By "town" you mean my bed, right?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I so approve of this thread. fukken hilarious.




Posted by The Judge

Holy crap, Ant, she's gone international.




Posted by Klarth

By "international" you mean anal sex, right?




Posted by The Judge

Yeah sure, if that's what it takes for you to forget it's a woman




Posted by Klarth

By "woman" you mean man, right?




Posted by The Judge

Verily I doth




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

[FONT="Arial Black"][SIZE="7"][COLOR="Red"]FALCON PANCH[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]




Posted by Eggroll

yay, it got approved!




Posted by Ant

it...IT?!




Posted by Slade

it's a trap.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

THIS MUTHAFUKKEN THREAD




Posted by ExoXile


Quoting Eggroll: yay, it got approved!

I DON'T BELIEVE IT!



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

HABEEB IT




Posted by ExoXile

TWINKIE HO- >=3




Posted by Slade

GET IN THE CAR









edit: fukken connect 4




Posted by Klarth

By "car" you mean eggroll's various body cavities, right?




Posted by ExoXile

Klarth's on repeat.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

right up the pooper




Posted by ExoXile

You've gone Klarth, Vamp? :'(




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

nah. I wouldn't have deleted that if you hadn't've ninja'd me.




Posted by ExoXile

>=3




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

jesus christ its a li-WHERE IS SARAH CONNER?




Posted by ExoXile

GENDOWNDED!




Posted by Ant

I'll sometimes say "gendowned" instead of owned in public. I've yet to have anyone get it.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I've said it to my mom before when he almost got into an accident. Otherwise, I stick to "owned"




Posted by Ant


Quoting Vampiro: I've said it to my mom before when he almost got into an accident. Otherwise, I stick to "owned"


[SIZE="2"]I've said it to my mom before when he almost got into an[/SIZE]

[SIZE="4"]to my mom before when he almost got into[/SIZE]

[SIZE="5"]mom before when he almost[/SIZE]

[SIZE="6"]when he almost[/SIZE]

[SIZE="7"]he[/SIZE]



Posted by ExoXile

Kabloom?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I still don't see it. My mom IS a he.




Posted by sniper

Can you feel it, see it, hear it today?
If you cant, then it doesnt matter anyway
You will never understand it cuz it happens too fast
And it feels so good, its like walking on glass
Its so cool, its so hip, its alright
Its so groovy, its outta sight
You can touch it, smell it, taste it so sweet
But it makes no difference cuz it knocks you off your feet
You want it all but you cant have it
Its cryin, bleedin, lying on the floor
So you lay down on it and you do it some more
Youve got to share it, so you dare it
Then you bare it and you tear it
You want it all but you cant have it
Its in your face but you cant grab it
Its alive, afraid, a lie, a sin
Its magic, its tragic, its a loss, its a win
Its dark, its moist, its a bitter pain
Its sad it happened and its a shame
You want it all but you cant have it
Its in your face but you cant grab it
What is it?
Its it
What is it? ...




Posted by Klarth

Apocalyptic British national socialist neofolk. THAT'S what it is sir.




Posted by Corrupt


Quoting sniper: Can you feel it, see it, hear it today?
If you cant, then it doesnt matter anyway
You will never understand it cuz it happens too fast
And it feels so good, its like walking on glass
Its so cool, its so hip, its alright
Its so groovy, its outta sight
You can touch it, smell it, taste it so sweet
But it makes no difference cuz it knocks you off your feet
You want it all but you cant have it
Its cryin, bleedin, lying on the floor
So you lay down on it and you do it some more
Youve got to share it, so you dare it
Then you bare it and you tear it
You want it all but you cant have it
Its in your face but you cant grab it
Its alive, afraid, a lie, a sin
Its magic, its tragic, its a loss, its a win
Its dark, its moist, its a bitter pain
Its sad it happened and its a shame
You want it all but you cant have it
Its in your face but you cant grab it
What is it?
Its it
What is it? ...


Good tune.



Posted by Klarth

It's certainly not apocalyptic British national socialist neofolk, though.




Posted by Lord of Spam

I'VE GOT A BRAND NEW COMBINE HARVESTER
AND I'LL GIVE YOU THE KEYS
COME ON BABY NOW *gibberish*


Combine Harvester, by the Wurzels is the best thing human kind has ever done, and I thank Sabredog for bringing it into my life.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

how do you do? how do you do?
how are you? i'm fine
what you doing? i'm singing
what did you do today? i did a sound check

nice to meet you nice to meet you nice to meet you nice to meet you
see you again see you again see you again see you again
nice to meet you nice to meet you nice to meet you nice to meet you
see you again see you again see you again see you again

come again soon! yes, i'm sure
say hello to mama. yes, i will
oh, what's the matter? nothin'
what's the problem? it's ok

i am sorry i am sorry i am sorry i am sorry
see you later see you later see you later see you later
i am sorry i am sorry i am sorry i am sorry
see you later see you later see you later see you later

have a nice day. same to you
what time, baby? nine o'clock
we'll have a good time. i miss you
how do you think about it? i don't know

i am happy i am happy i am happy i am happy
how i love you how i love you how i love you how i love you
i am happy i am happy i am happy i am happy
how i love you how i love you how i love you how i love you

juis je fumer? oui bien sur
bonjour monsieur. comment allez vous?
c'est combien? je ne comprends pas
au revoir monsieur. a bientot

sil vous plait sil vous plait sil vous plait sil vous plait
merci beaucoup merci beaucoup merci beaucoup merci beaucoup
sil vous plait sil vous plait sil vous plait sil vous plait
merci beaucoup merci beaucoup merci beaucoup merci beaucoup

good
good
good
good
good




Posted by Darksong X

I just read this entire thread and now I just want to hurl a sword at the next person who walks through my door.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I wish I could be that person. How many people can say they've has a sword thrown at them?




Posted by Ant

I can.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

**** you.




Posted by Slade

Dude, hurled.

I distinctly remember saw him *BLEAH* and puke up this sword at some poor kid walking into his room as I read his post.

It's just way fukken better that way.




Posted by ExoXile


Quoting Vampiro: I wish I could be that person. How many people can say they've has a sword thrown at them?

Viking, need I say more? :D



Posted by Klarth

You need say nothing. Furthermore I'm editing all your posts into Swu33dish growling from now on.




Posted by Lord of Spam

I still want a sig full of growling, klarth. Oh, even better, try to make like a full paragraph of growling, as if it actually said something. If a single noob pms me asking what it says, I'll rep you every time i can for the rest of time.