hopefully this place is intresting...




Posted by Eggroll

Hi everyone! i'm new here, and just thought to introduce myself. well i'm a half Jap half Chinese gurl, who now live in California. i work at Panda and i like to offer ppl eggroll. umm that's pretty much it. oh and i love to play guitar hero. this place looks intresting and fun, so i hope to get to know you guys! :)




Posted by The Judge

Hello Anthony's girlfriend.




Posted by Eggroll

how do i change my sig?




Posted by The Judge

Ask Anthony.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Haven't you been here before?...

Welcome anyways




Posted by Eggroll

actually no, this is my first time!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Huh, maybe I'm thinking of a previous girlfriend...




Posted by Slade

Ant's gf, huh. Neat-o.


Welcome to VGC and if you don't ever post again I'll slit your throat. :D




Posted by Eggroll

huh?! who's this "previous gf?"!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: huh?! who's this "previous gf?"!


Oh shi-

Maybe it wasn't even Ant... or maybe I just thought I've seen you before because you're using an avatar ant used to use.

idk



Posted by Slade

THE QUESTION ON EVERYONE'S MINDS:

Will she frequent DA?




Posted by Eggroll

well i got the avatar from ant so yea. and whats DA?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: THE QUESTION ON EVERYONE'S MINDS:

Will she frequent DA?


if so: tits or gtfo

Quoted post: . and whats DA?


http://www.vgchat.com/forumdisplay.php?f=55



Posted by Slade


Quoting Eggroll: and whats DA?

DAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



Posted by brownoystercult

fob.




Posted by Eggroll

what's anything have to do with DA? anyways dont call me fob, your just jealous




Posted by Raptor


Quoting Eggroll: Hi everyone! i'm new here, and just thought to introduce myself. well i'm a half Jap half Chinese gurl,


I stopped reading right here.



Posted by Roger Smith

Best intro thread ever. But where the hell is ant? I thought'd he post something by now.




Posted by Eggroll

he's too busy watching porn




Posted by Slade


Quoting Eggroll: he's too busy watching porn

..Yeah, you're definitely going to visit DA.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: what's anything have to do with DA?


It's where Ant mainly posts.



Posted by Eggroll

wow this place is so complicated...




Posted by Roger Smith


Quoting Eggroll: wow this place is so complicated...


Not really...



Posted by Eggroll

so like does anyone know how many members are on this whole thing? it seems like not many people, or maybe because it's midnight right now...




Posted by Jesse Smith

About 200 a day log on. Watch out for the WackoHater!!!! :D




Posted by Xenos

Hey aZn girl heheheh ...
How are you? heheh...




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: so like does anyone know how many members are on this whole thing? it seems like not many people, or maybe because it's midnight right now...


last coule days have been slow. So it depends. Usually quite a few though.



Posted by Demonblade


Quoting Vampiro: last coule days have been slow. So it depends. Usually quite a few though.


what he said...and welcome.



Posted by Klarth

Welcome aboard friend! I'm sure you're crazy already if you're one of the Simi people.




Posted by Ant

Compared to myself and the others she is as normal as they come...but special in her on way!(I wish I was dead)

And I wasn't too busy looking at porn. I was too busy trying to make a wage for my wife and kids.




Posted by Klarth

I don't think masturbating will make you much cash these days unless it's done in public.




Posted by Kit


Quoting Xenos: Hey aZn girl heheheh ...
How are you? heheh...


Something you'd like to share with everybody? :D

Welcome to vgchat, post, make fun of Ant, etc etc.



Posted by Ant


Quoting Klarth: I don't think masturbating will make you much cash these days unless it's done in public.


You'd be surprised. The pay is good if you can do it while moving shoes around for 8 hours :D



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Donate it. Quick way to make cash.




Posted by NeXidala

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Eggroll again.
WoW! You're gonna fit right in! People seem to love you already so your very welcome to browse all the forums you want! :D! Welcome to Vgchat!




Posted by Slade


Quoting Vampiro: Donate it. Quick way to make cash.

Fun fact: Ant's semen is used in 17 different tribal rites to resurrect the dead.



Posted by Eggroll


Quoting NeXidala: You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Eggroll again.
WoW! You're gonna fit right in! People seem to love you already so your very welcome to browse all the forums you want! :D! Welcome to Vgchat!

cool, thnx! : D



Posted by Eggroll

what's reputation points?




Posted by NeXidala

Well people give it or take it from you, the more you have the better you are liked...usually n00bs start off with 10 rep points but you already have 114 which leads me to believe you will be very liked!




Posted by The Judge

If only she acted this way in person.




Posted by Malevolence


Quoting NeXidala: You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Eggroll again.
WoW! You're gonna fit right in! People seem to love you already so your very welcome to browse all the forums you want! :D! Welcome to Vgchat!

I take it you've typed the Abbreviation WoW too much, and have grown more accustom to it than the word "wow" itself. May *** have mercy upon your soul.


Welcome.



Posted by NeXidala


Quoting Malevolence: I take it you've typed the Abbreviation WoW too much, and have grown more accustom to it than the word "wow" itself. May *** have mercy upon your soul.


Welcome.

Dude that was really random.....I intended on capitalizing the whole word such as "WOW" but accidently only did it to the W's.....I don't even know what the abbreviation W.o.W. means so don't judge until you know things.



Posted by Kit

WoW = World of Warcraft.




Posted by NeXidala

See I didn't even know that!!! Geez Malevolence! Thanks Dark Kirby don't think I'll ever have to use it.




Posted by Malevolence


Quoting NeXidala: Dude that was really random.....I intended on capitalizing the whole word such as "WOW" but accidently only did it to the W's.....I don't even know what the abbreviation W.o.W. means so don't judge until you know things.

Kind of a joke for the people who know what WoW is. I suppose you took it literally... = \ (WoW is known to be a very addictive game, and it is known to ensnare people with it's web, although it is quite the opposite for me ;) )



Posted by NeXidala


Quoting Malevolence: Kind of a joke for the people who know what WoW is. I suppose you took it literally... = \ (WoW is known to be a very addictive game, and it is known to ensnare people with it's web, although it is quite the opposite for me ;) )

Just wanted to clear it up lol. :cool2:



Posted by Slade

Haha I love how people are different* on the interwebbz.


*better



edit: oh shi-
new page:(




Posted by Eggroll


Quoting The Judge: If only she acted this way in person.

if i only act in what way?! i'm just always confused whenever i'm with you guys.



Posted by The Judge

A scared, naive little...well, I don't think there's even a word for what I'm trying to describe. If there was, it'd sound like "twidgit."




Posted by Eggroll


Quoting The Judge: A scared, naive little...well, I don't think there's even a word for what I'm trying to describe. If there was, it'd sound like "twidgit."

well i just can't help but to be scared around people who throw things at me all the times!



Posted by The Judge

I suppose next you're going to say you're scared around people who attempt to strangle you and wave knives around in the air in cramped spaces at random? Christ, toughen up.




Posted by Ant

lolololololol




Posted by Eggroll


Quoting The Judge: I suppose next you're going to say you're scared around people who attempt to strangle you and wave knives around in the air in cramped spaces at random? Christ, toughen up.

Yes! exactly! remember that time when you actually hit my eye at front of Borders? it really hurt, mofo



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

lol, the judge is such a dick. I'm glad to know he lives up to my expectations.




Posted by Slade

The Judge? Moar liek The Richard!

hyuck hyuck




Posted by Corrupt


Quoting Vampiro: lol, the judge is such a dick. I'm glad to know he lives up to my expectations.


For some reason, that post brought up a brief moment of déjà vu. Interesting. I know it has absolutely nothing to do with the topic at hand, but whatever.

Fun fact: When I was younger (around 8-10 years old), I would always say "Screw me!" instead of "Sue me!". It's funny though, because I can't really recall any awkward moments that were a result of me saying that. I'm sure there were, either way. Then when I learned that I had been saying the wrong thing all this time, I was kinda like "Oh... okay then :(".

...good times.

Edit: Oh WOW, I completely forgot that this was the introduction board. Welcome to VGC, Ant's girlfriend. ENJOY YOUR STAY



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: I would always say "Screw me!" instead of "Sue me!".


guaranteed you had at least a few pedos following you around in the shadows.



Posted by Eggroll


Quoting Corrupt:

Edit: Oh WOW, I completely forgot that this was the introduction board. Welcome to VGC, Ant's girlfriend. ENJOY YOUR STAY


Thankyou...for remembering



Posted by Slade

Haha I had the same thing happen to me with "How's it hangin'?" around that age. I'd say it to anyone, then eventually someone told me to stop because it was gross. I had no clue what it mean, I thought it was like "WHATS UP".:(

[quote=Eggroll]Thankyou...for remembering
Quiet, you.




Posted by Eggroll

how's it hanging slade?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

A LITTLE TO THE LEFT!


LOLOLOL




Posted by Slade

Actually, it's quite symmetrical right now.

I like to have balance.




Posted by The Judge


Quoting Eggroll: Yes! exactly! remember that time when you actually hit my eye at front of Borders? it really hurt, mofo

A complete accident that ended in extreme comedy. What's a little pain in the face of such joy on my part?



Posted by Eggroll


Quoting The Judge: A complete accident that ended in extreme comedy. What's a little pain in the face of such joy on my part?

how about little pain in your nuts?



Posted by The Judge

Kick me and I'll snap your twiggy little leg in half, baby. ;)




Posted by Sterling

My alliance with Derick has ended. :(




Posted by Slade

Mine has just begun. ;)




Posted by The Judge

I win both ways!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

MINE NEVER EXISTED




Posted by Slade

At least you'll never get your heart broken.




Posted by The Judge


Quoting Vampiro: MINE NEVER EXISTED

We had more of a bond, not an alliance.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Quite a bond that was




Posted by The Judge

Evolved now into a friendship at level 25. Soon, it'll become a palosaurus.




Posted by Eggroll


Quoting The Judge: Kick me and I'll snap your twiggy little leg in half, baby. ;)

no! not my legs! **** you! i'll make you eggroll....



Posted by Slade

ITS PALEOSAURUS JEEZ WHAT IS IT WITH YOU PEOPLE AND ANIMALS

I've noticed that full-blooded azns in America have relatively similar senses of humor.




Posted by The Judge

Pal-o-saurus. As in, a dinosaur-sized pal, as in a buddy. Moron.




Posted by GameMiestro

This meaningless rambling is not the least bit funny at all. Good luck anyways.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Evolved now into a friendship at level 25. Soon, it'll become a palosaurus.


That's ****ing.... beautiful :(



Posted by Slade


Quoting The Judge: Pal-o-saurus. As in, a dinosaur-sized pal, as in a buddy. Moron.

Oh. Funny how that's actually almost a real dinosaur, though.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Shut up, furry.




Posted by PhlyntheKT

Welcome Eggroll, Enjoy DA. BTW h/much do Eggrolls cost?
Will $3.50 lemme see some eggs get rolled. You know what I mean....








































Sunny-Side Up




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Was that a joke?




Posted by Malevolence


Quoting Vampiro: That's ****ing.... beautiful :(

I bet you fapped to that.



Posted by Eggroll


Quoting Phlynthe: Welcome Eggroll, Enjoy DA. BTW h/much do Eggrolls cost?
Will $3.50 lemme see some eggs get rolled. You know what I mean....
Sunny-Side Up

I'm not quite sure my English skill is developed enough to understand your joke..

[quote]I've noticed that full-blooded azns in America have relatively similar senses of humor.
it's just me.



Posted by Xenos

[quote=Slade]ITS PALEOSAURUS JEEZ WHAT IS IT WITH YOU PEOPLE AND ANIMALS

I've noticed that full-blooded azns in America have relatively similar senses of humor.

Lies.




Posted by Stalolin

wait. 25 cents for a rimjob? oh man




Posted by Eggroll


Quoting Stalolin: wait. 25 cents for a rimjob? oh man

yes eggroll for 25 cents



Posted by Stalolin

oh. cool. I'll take twenty.




Posted by Eggroll


Quoting Stalolin: oh. cool. I'll take twenty.

i dont think you understand...



Posted by The Judge

He wants 20 eggrolls




Posted by Eggroll

...alrighty then. get down on your knees