My room is infested with spider babies

I just killed five. No idea where they came from, and I'm sure there's a lot more.

Suggest ways of getting rid of them. Comical, realistic, absurd, doesn't matter to me. Just as long as I don't have to deal with spiders crawling in my hair and into my mouth when I'm sleeping.

Use Twin Slasher.

Attach a transmitter to one, then wait until it leads you to the Queen. Then use a baseball bat(or, liek.. plasma gun) to end this nonsense.

Are they tiny orange/yellow looking ones? If so, I've seen them outside, and they hatch in the hundreds and then spread like crazy.

Good luck.

Realistic: Burn down your house. Might want to get any valuables out, like your rare pokemon cards, etc.

Comical: Paintball the ****ers. I've done it, and it's fun. Just not effective.

Absurd: Jizz the ****ers. They won't be able to escape the sticky madness!

[quote=Vampiro]My room is infested with baby spiders.

You don't get much more grim than that.

I personally would try to find some non-lethal way of removing them, considering how beneficial spiders can be, but that'd be pretty tedious if there are a crapload of them like you say. Just get some sticky paper or something.

Track down the nest, spray it with hair chemicals, ignite. When flames get out of control, douse with bucket of water. :D

if its a house spider, dont worry about it. they do more good then bad

I usually wouldn't, but I don't know... it's my room. The room I spend quite a bit of time in and sleep in. It's gross :(

Weren't you complaining about this this time last year?

Yeah, I thought I recalled it after I posted the thread. Well, it's happened again.

I'd suggest grimming them out of your room, but that's implausible.

Buy spider poison. Or Canadian food. Same difference

just do what ever you did last year.

Apparently, spiders feed off my grim. So I see what you did there.

Consider ignoring them until they become large enough to stop easily. That's what I did.

Running from spiders is decidedly ungrim.

I'm trying to think of things that would be easy to get ahold of that eat spiders, but I cant off the top of my head.

I laugh at your problem. And offer you no suggestions to fix the problem so I may laugh more.

Some spiders hate light, so if you try and make the room as bright as possible (By putting lamps everywhere, etc.) and just leave it for an hour or two, the numbers may decrease, a bit.

If that doesn't work, just try spider poison.

Completely seal off all oxygen flow in your room and come back in about a month.

... Sticky paper. Seriously. Just put some under your bed, behind furnature or in corners or something.

The other day, there was a whole trail of ants going into my kitchen and soda can. After smashing over 100, I decided to use a vaccum. :hammer:

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O LAWD IS DAT SUM NAZI?

I used a vaccum and sprayed the chemicals to kill them while inside.


Nazi indeed.

PUT THEM IN THE OVEN

MICROWAVE IS MORE ENTERTAINING

HEAT VISION

DO IT DO IT DO IT

That reminds me when I salted a snail and used a magnifying glass to burn it alive.


I was six at the time. *oscar*

Here's an idea. Get an exterminater to do the job for you. And before he can ask for a bill knock him out and drive him to the middle of nowhere. It should work.

Silly Aida, Canada IS the middle of nowhere lololol I'm lame.

In the middle of nowhere in nowhere then. Or something like that.

?

Courage wins.

It's Courage's house! I love that show!

I know I have dozens of spiders about my room, and probably hundreds more in the attic above my room. Deal with it like a man.

Or, you could look up a device that can be plugged into an outlet that supposedly emits a sound frequency spiders loathe and therefore avoid. I have heard good things about that.

Actually, until about the third sentence of Aida's suggestion, it was probably the best.

I would've thought getting each one with a hammer or a gun would have been a more reasonable option than burning your house down.

You obviously have no idea how lazy I am.

Get back you eight-legged freaks!

GIANT ENEMY SPIDERS. SQUISH FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE.

You got: Lighting Web/Raijingeki

SLAY THEM WITH METAL!!! :evil:

Hey vamp...box 'em up and ship 'em to me man....im infested by ants, so i could use some calvary to rampage these little bastards.

Easy problem with a cool fix.

Get a lizard, with an spiky collar. Bold and daring :cool:

Use Magic Missle.

Spiders hate water. Use hydro pump, you may miss cause its 80% accuracy but it deals 120 base damage. Spiders are also ground and fire, so it deals double damage.

Styrofoam/Packing Peanuts + Gasoling = Napalm...have fun.

with that they still get to make a reflex save, though. Magic missile is still your best bet.
Vamps got to have at least ONE arcane spellcaster level, amirite?

Mime, Final Attack-Phoenix, MP Turbo-Knights of the Round, HP Absorb-Master Summon, HP Plus, Master Command, Master Magic-Quadra Magic, W-Summon, W-Magic, Mega All. Win

That would have destroyed his precious alien and predator figurines. But with MM, theres a zero miss chance.

well since no one seems to wanna offer much useful information, i googled:

A clean house is the spider’s worst enemy
Spiders love dirty rooms. If you leave clothes lying around or objects on the floor, it gives spiders a place to hide and more courage to migrate from one place to another in your home. clean your room. they dont like stuff like lemon pledge on their feet. plus you could uncover the source. aslo, dont leave any clothes laying around on the floor since they like to use them for hiding places. someone aslo suggested the frequency emitters, which work. hit up walmart, they sell for $20 for a 3 pack. spiders hate "hedge apples" as well, so find some and put them where the spiders are. they dont like eucalyptus leaves either, so try that. my last suggestion is heat. spiders dont like warm places, so turn up the heat in your room as a last resort

These spiders are ground and fire, STUPID. Jesus christ.

I thought they were bug/poison :(

Dont like heat? Welcome to Florida. I've seen spiders that were plate sized.

What Vamp doesn't remember is that he himself is one of those grown up spiders.

COLLATERAL SHOT

Three blood vials and all of your problems just wash away...or if you want to get real crazy on them unleash a cloud of Cillit Bang on the f[COLOR="White"]uc[/COLOR]kers. Not a being alive can withstand the awesome power of...Cillit Bang!

Read that as Clit Bang and fap'd


Anywho, a spider fell on my mom when he was saying goodbye to me. Long story short: I have to clean my room or something bad will happen. Something she hasn't decided on, but something I won't enjoy. Those were her words, and I fear it might be incestuous. So I'm cleaning my room.

Clean bedrooms aren't allowed, clean it, and when she sees it and approves, dirty it up again. :)

lol she's gunna kick u outta the house

If we're talkin' spells consider either a Gate spell used to call a Pit Fiend (I'm sure he can figure something efficient out in 20 rounds), taking the Vermin Domain and Rebuking them, using a Banishment spell repeatedly to send them to their home plane (Lolth's Domain in the Abyss), or a Crushing Fist of Spite spell. Granted, that last one would utterly destroy your house as well, but given the fact that if you're casting it, you're suffering from the festering anger disease, you won't live much longer after that anyways.

I got halfway through cleaning everything and gave up. So, basically everything's out in the hall and my room is even messier. Funny how that works.

Perfect time to get really angry over it, becoming infested with festering anger, and cast Crushing Fist of Spite. It won't even destroy much aside from your roof then!

I swear to ***, if this **** is from something ****ing retarded like DnD or Magic, I'll do nothing but I'll say I'm ****ed.

Dungeons and Dragons.

Would you have preferred something from ELDER SCROLLS: OBLIVION?!

No. The magic in Oblivion is ****ing lame.

MAPLE STORY THEN LOL

WHAT IS THIS ****?

Warhammer

Too much painting.

Rokugan campaign setting. Possibly Ravenloft.

So the spider babies can't see you as you hit them, I get it.

This thread got real gay real fast come page 5

Still on page etc

Burning insects with glasses.

Get a 360. You and I need to play some live.

Yeah, I probably will in the coming months. Like, in a month or two. Chances are the only games I'll get that I know of so far are Fight Night Round 3 and Dead Rising. MAAAAAYBE Forza.

cs has taught me an exclusive love for silenced m4s

I dunno man...after playing that game, i think you will be swayed to like the M468. In case you dont know what it is...its one of two guns that are under consideration to replace the M-16/M-4/AR-15. It has the same stock as an M-16/4, but its upper half has been made much more reliable...less jamming and firing pin breaking. Not to mention that it is a 6.8mm bullet rather than 5.56.

But yeah...GRAW online rocks the casbah, gotta love the 360.

hahaha...nope, mine is 100% mine funded purely on 2006's federal tax refund lol. Oh, and my gamertag is "Apollyons Chaos".

k good, I'll have to remember that. Hopefully getting back into Live, which is why I asked.

Yeah, i havent been on much lately. Trying to focus on getting my ratings at work. Whats your gamertag btw?

Vampiro V Empire because I'm creative!

haha...cool cool, alright man the next time im on ill add you. Also, im curious what other games you have found entertaining. I know you've played GRAW and Oblivion...which i own.

The only other games ive played are:
DOA
Call of duty 2
Condemned
Fight night
Blazing angels
Hitman: Blood money

And of those, the only ones id buy are Hitman and Call of duty.

Pretty much only CoD2, GRAW and Oblivion. And some PDZ I think...

oh yeah, forgot about that. I played a bit of PDZ...wasnt impressed

Nor was I. I played against the bots for awhile, went online, never touched the game again.

*Shivers* I hate spiders. I'd kill them by the millions if I could. I guess I hate centipedes more. Blah I wanna go kill spiders now.

I enjoy looking back and seeing how this conversation evolved from spiders in my room to PDZ.

A MOD SHOULD DO SOMETHING BUT ITS SO HARD TO TELL WHEN THE TOPIC SHIFTS OH WOE IS ME MY JOB IS SO HARD k i'll log out now, not do anything, and not log in for a few days that should fix it

Hey Vamp is your room still infested with baby spiders, or do we have to wait another 6 pages before we see the outcome?

You cast magic missle, didnt you?;)

Nah, I cast elbow grease and used it to make my mom clean up the rest of my room.

i tried so hard to force a joke about women being good for nothing but cleaning, but couldnt come up with one. So I'll jsut say it.

Women are good for nothing but cleaning.

My mom runs an office.

An office of cleaning, amirite?

National Network for Mental Health

I bet she sucks at it, unless the office is kitchen themed.

E: Wow, Suzu Fujibayashi'd

Surprisingly, she's the best. Of course, she's being compared to people who don't know the difference between a printer and a telephone, but oh well. point stands.