I now wear glasses




Posted by Klarth

Pics coming soon.

In the meantime, discuss my newly acquired pair of extra eyes.




Posted by Ant

HAHA 4 EYED LOSER FAGGOT!




Posted by mis0

I usually wear specs, too. I don't care for contacts, but I do have some that I use occassionally.




Posted by Klarth

Contacts look like poo. I'd never wear them.




Posted by keyartist

Nothing wrong with glasses it just shows that you care about the healh of your eyes to wear them so they can correct your eyesite.




Posted by The Judge

Welcome to the world of poor vision. Population: Idiots.




Posted by Kiyoshi

DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK PIE COCK




Posted by The Judge


Quoting Aida: DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK PIE COCK

Idiot



Posted by Slade

I wear contacts. Glasses don't fit me because my cranium is enormous, and if they do, they look horrible. It's nice to have a pair around, though, as I've hiked back from some camping trips with one contact in and a major headache.

Someday I'll get that eye surgery... but right now my eyesight is still getting slowly worse. They say that'll stop soon.




Posted by Lord of Spam

glasses are awesome. They let you do that dramatic take off thing. Like, if someone knows you need glasses, and they knows you'r annoyed, taking your glasses off and rubbing your brow gives off a "my ***, i hate you. You are so stupid that you give me a headache. die pls k thnx" vibe. Its rad.




Posted by The Judge

And then the dramatic take off where you're like "My G[COLOR="black"]o[/COLOR]d!"




Posted by Slade

Sometimes I'll pop out a contact and insert my finger into my eye socket through the side, you know. That lets people know I'm p*ssed.




Posted by PhlyntheKT

I blew a penguin. There was cum EVERYWHERE, guys :(




Posted by The Judge

/r/ pix




Posted by juliebriggs

i got them too..oviously. i like em alot though




Posted by The Judge

Some people look right in glasses.

Others don't.

*leaves*




Posted by Klarth


Quoting juliebriggs: i got them too..oviously. i like em alot though

Your glasses are really nice. It's funny, I've only ever met one man with frames like those, and he's probably the only guy they'd actually look good on.



Posted by Lord of Spam

duuuuuuuuuuuude




Posted by mis0


Quoting Lenin of Spam: glasses are awesome. They let you do that dramatic take off thing. Like, if someone knows you need glasses, and they knows you'r annoyed, taking your glasses off and rubbing your brow gives off a "my ***, i hate you. You are so stupid that you give me a headache. die pls k thnx" vibe. Its rad.

Truth. And then you can also easily change your look by going around without them for awhile. People usually are like, "wow, that's you? You look good with/without glasses."

Attention is fun. :)



Posted by Klarth

Should get interesting reactions in class tomorrow...




Posted by Lord of Spam

I got a "holy **** you're hot" once at a party. The bad part was my combination of intoxication and lack of glasses made it so that I couldnt tell if she was ugly, so I didnt make any move. Later oon I found out she was a solid "meh".

So many wasted oppurtunities.:(




Posted by Klarth

Stick it in her EYE.




Posted by Lord of Spam

i wouldnt have been able to fin her eye

Seriously, my vision is like 20/100. I'm a quarter of the way to legally blind. Without my glasses I'm ****ED for details.




Posted by The Judge

"Ah the pains of not being able to be self sufficient without the aid of foreign objects," said the man who's half deaf and had little to no sense of smell, "what a loser."

THAT MAN WAS ME




Posted by Apathetic

now you can magnify your lazer beams, gogo!




Posted by mis0

I'm 20/400, for reals. I can't see anything at all.




Posted by Lord of Spam

I have spent too much time near soundwalls at concerts, so my hearing isnt great. Also, an encounter with hydrochloric acid fumes in 8th grade left me with no sense of smell. So far, that leaves me with only taste and touch.

What a coincidence, those are the two that get used most in teh saikz. Lawl.




Posted by The Judge

You can become some kind of anti-censory ninja.




Posted by Klarth

It's funny because ninjas are invariably good at dodging censors.

*** **** posting without my glasses hurts my eyes.




Posted by Linko_16

I've had glasses since first grade. I couldn't imagine life without them.




Posted by Xenos

Lately, I've been getting more and more paranoid about my eye sight. In fact, when I am playing games [coughROMS] I tend to close my eyes if I know I am walking in a straight path. :( Yeah, I know it's silly, but I think I'd kill myself if I lost my eyesight.




Posted by Lord of Spam

meh, its not that bad. With glasses I see just fine. plus, being drunk and without glasses makes everything blurry and weird, which is fun.




Posted by juliebriggs

my vision is terrible without my glasses... and my eyes are too sensitive for contacts, so im stuck with em... but i feel i look better with them




Posted by Kiyoshi

There are people who look good with or without glasses. They can choose! Ah, the power of choice. Don't you wish you had it?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

****ing nerds. Jesus Christ.




Posted by juliebriggs

whats wrong with nerds?




Posted by Ant

They're all stupid faggots. THAT'S WHAT! *** I WANT TO GO PLAY FOOTBALL AND PUNCH A NERD IN THE STOMACH SO BAD RIGHT NOW! GRAAAAAAAAAAH SPORTS!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: They're all stupid faggots. THAT'S WHAT! *** I WANT TO GO PLAY FOOTBALL AND PUNCH A NERD IN THE STOMACH SO BAD RIGHT NOW! GRAAAAAAAAAAH SPORTS!


took the words right out of my paws



Posted by juliebriggs

lol. good reason. im a geek though. theres a difference




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I believe we had this discussion here not too long ago. The general consensus was that a geek is far worse.




Posted by juliebriggs

oh well... im happy with myself. i really dont need a label other then "badass"




Posted by Ant

You fall under the label "juliebriggs". Yes...it's perfect!




Posted by sniper

What do you call it when one eye is perfect, while the other can't make out the human face from five feet away?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

idk, what?




Posted by sniper

not a joke, *******




Posted by Stalolin

i don't get it




Posted by juliebriggs

doesnt paris hilton have that problem? thats why one eye is squinted.




Posted by sniper

that would be the stroke she had. I sure as hell don't squint my bad eye.




Posted by juliebriggs

[IMG]http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y204/juliebriggs/hilton.jpg[/IMG]

stroke huh




Posted by Stalolin

it's an STD




Posted by Ant

Huh, never noticed.




Posted by juliebriggs

which std makes one eye close? lol




Posted by Klarth


Quoting Emperor Vampiro: I believe we had this discussion here not too long ago. The general consensus was that a geek is far worse.

Geek > Nerd > Dork. It's a fact, google it, you ****ing canadian piece of ****.

[quote=juliebriggs]which std makes one eye close? lol
Pregnancy



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Geek > Nerd > Dork. It's a fact, google it, you ****ing canadian piece of ****.


I'm pretty sure it was nerd > geek > dork.


Quoted post: which std makes one eye close? lol


it's called being retarded.



Posted by Ant

Well, being a nerd isn't all that great. According to the definition they were stuck up/smart dicks. AKA KLARTH AMIRITE?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Someone go find the thread so we can settle this matter.




Posted by mis0


Quoting juliebriggs: which std makes one eye close? lol

She was having too much kinky eye-socket sex. Yucky.

Like I said before, glasses are fun because they make it very easy for you to dramatically change your appearance.



Posted by Kiyoshi

It's not pregnancy. She doesn't have just one STD, SHE HAS THEM ALL!!! Slut.




Posted by Zeta

*Scrolls down this page without bothering to read anything*

Paris Hilton sucks.




Posted by The Judge

Bad eyesight is for inferior human beings who deserve nothing more than to be thrown alive into a pyre along with the handicapped and the elderly.




Posted by Klarth

And the vrrgins




Posted by The Judge

If I knew what a vrrgin was. :)




Posted by Slade

Better throw everyone in to be safe. :)




Posted by Klarth


Quoting Czar Judge: If I knew what a vrrgin was. :)

It's the fashionable way of saying virgin. One r or two; y is optional.

You ****ing vrgyn.



Posted by The Judge

Like wyzard or majik?




Posted by Klarth

...you are such a vrgyn




Posted by Slade

ENOUGH MEANINGLESS CHATTER.

LET US SEE PICTURES.




Posted by Lord of Spam

that was the classiest "/r/ pix" ive ever seen




Posted by Slade

I was supposed to be slamming my fist onto the arm of my throne-chair, and growling it at Klarth as he kneels before me.




Posted by Lord of Spam

That pretty fukken classy too, though.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: which std makes one eye close? lol


wait, it's from getting to much jizz in the eye. I've seen it happen before.

srsly



Posted by Slade

wait, fukken srsly srsly??




Posted by mis0

AS IN VAMP HAS JIZZ IN HIS EYE? IS THAT HOW HE SAW IT?! /unfunny slut




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

you'd be surprised




Posted by mis0

Actually I probably wouldn't be.




Posted by Klarth

I'LL TEACH YOU HOW TO FLY, THEN!




Posted by mis0

Well, I know from DBZ that I need to center my chi, but what after that?




Posted by Zeta

Buy a catapult. It's easier.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

set your soul on fire




Posted by Linko_16

Just keep a smile in your heart. There's no better way to start.




Posted by Klarth

and on the open road, we came to a sign
for it was foretold that the weak would inherit
and nothing would change
here we are at the crossroads, standing face to back
still afraid to see our eyes
I feel helpless and alone, trapped on the third stone
sitting here sideways on a cold stone floor
my guitar gently bleeding and wanting more
when I heard a sound come rapping, tapping on my door...!
"hello, I’m happy to meet you
in your confidence is it safe?"
"sit down I’m happy to greet you"
"to feed your greedy dog at the edge of the stage"
but before, before you slam the door
tell me when, tell me why, tell me what this ****ing life is for
we fly through this godless endeavor
we try to explain the black forever
I feel helpless and alone, trapped on the third stone
I feel permanently stoned, this godless endeavor the only cage I've known
our organic equation has shown it’s flaw
can we agree to disagree on the concept of god?
as I lifted up my brother he said to me
"abandon naive realism
surrender thought in cold precision"
I feel empty and deranged
denied one last epiphany
and ushered from the stage
thou shalt not question, the role of science is not to eliminate god as alternative ***s multiply
science stands accused of theocide
consume, conform
consume, conform
consume, conform
consume, conform
the children sitting in the trees, they turn to laugh at me
they tell me that I’m insane, but in my mind I know I’m to blame
alone within my lunacy, dementia fills the void within me
no testament, prayer or diseased lament can heal my wounds
they are so discontent
all the faithful fall onto their knees
and praise the priests of industrial disease
we contemplate oblivion as we resonate our dissonance
in ***less random interpretation
the universe still expands, mankind still can’t understand
how to define you, so hide your face and watch us exterminate ourselves over you
welcome to the end my friend... THE SKY HAS OPENED!




Posted by The Judge

Without reading that post or previous ones, I still doubt song lyrics have anything to do with the topic at hand.




Posted by Klarth

Mine is relevant.




Posted by The Judge

It's rare that anything you post is, so I doubt it.




Posted by Ant

Wow, what an idiot.




Posted by The Judge

I wish he'd just redefine my dreams more often.