Pics coming soon.
In the meantime, discuss my newly acquired pair of extra eyes.
HAHA 4 EYED LOSER FAGGOT!
I usually wear specs, too. I don't care for contacts, but I do have some that I use occassionally.
Contacts look like poo. I'd never wear them.
Nothing wrong with glasses it just shows that you care about the healh of your eyes to wear them so they can correct your eyesite.
Welcome to the world of poor vision. Population: Idiots.
DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK PIE COCK
I wear contacts. Glasses don't fit me because my cranium is enormous, and if they do, they look horrible. It's nice to have a pair around, though, as I've hiked back from some camping trips with one contact in and a major headache.
Someday I'll get that eye surgery... but right now my eyesight is still getting slowly worse. They say that'll stop soon.
glasses are awesome. They let you do that dramatic take off thing. Like, if someone knows you need glasses, and they knows you'r annoyed, taking your glasses off and rubbing your brow gives off a "my ***, i hate you. You are so stupid that you give me a headache. die pls k thnx" vibe. Its rad.
And then the dramatic take off where you're like "My G[COLOR="black"]o[/COLOR]d!"
Sometimes I'll pop out a contact and insert my finger into my eye socket through the side, you know. That lets people know I'm p*ssed.
I blew a penguin. There was cum EVERYWHERE, guys :(
/r/ pix
i got them too..oviously. i like em alot though
Some people look right in glasses.
Others don't.
*leaves*
duuuuuuuuuuuude
Should get interesting reactions in class tomorrow...
I got a "holy **** you're hot" once at a party. The bad part was my combination of intoxication and lack of glasses made it so that I couldnt tell if she was ugly, so I didnt make any move. Later oon I found out she was a solid "meh".
So many wasted oppurtunities.:(
Stick it in her EYE.
i wouldnt have been able to fin her eye
Seriously, my vision is like 20/100. I'm a quarter of the way to legally blind. Without my glasses I'm ****ED for details.
"Ah the pains of not being able to be self sufficient without the aid of foreign objects," said the man who's half deaf and had little to no sense of smell, "what a loser."
THAT MAN WAS ME
now you can magnify your lazer beams, gogo!
I'm 20/400, for reals. I can't see anything at all.
I have spent too much time near soundwalls at concerts, so my hearing isnt great. Also, an encounter with hydrochloric acid fumes in 8th grade left me with no sense of smell. So far, that leaves me with only taste and touch.
What a coincidence, those are the two that get used most in teh saikz. Lawl.
You can become some kind of anti-censory ninja.
It's funny because ninjas are invariably good at dodging censors.
*** **** posting without my glasses hurts my eyes.
I've had glasses since first grade. I couldn't imagine life without them.
Lately, I've been getting more and more paranoid about my eye sight. In fact, when I am playing games [coughROMS] I tend to close my eyes if I know I am walking in a straight path. :( Yeah, I know it's silly, but I think I'd kill myself if I lost my eyesight.
meh, its not that bad. With glasses I see just fine. plus, being drunk and without glasses makes everything blurry and weird, which is fun.
my vision is terrible without my glasses... and my eyes are too sensitive for contacts, so im stuck with em... but i feel i look better with them
There are people who look good with or without glasses. They can choose! Ah, the power of choice. Don't you wish you had it?
****ing nerds. Jesus Christ.
whats wrong with nerds?
They're all stupid faggots. THAT'S WHAT! *** I WANT TO GO PLAY FOOTBALL AND PUNCH A NERD IN THE STOMACH SO BAD RIGHT NOW! GRAAAAAAAAAAH SPORTS!
lol. good reason. im a geek though. theres a difference
I believe we had this discussion here not too long ago. The general consensus was that a geek is far worse.
oh well... im happy with myself. i really dont need a label other then "badass"
You fall under the label "juliebriggs". Yes...it's perfect!
What do you call it when one eye is perfect, while the other can't make out the human face from five feet away?
idk, what?
not a joke, *******
i don't get it
doesnt paris hilton have that problem? thats why one eye is squinted.
that would be the stroke she had. I sure as hell don't squint my bad eye.
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stroke huh
it's an STD
Huh, never noticed.
which std makes one eye close? lol
Well, being a nerd isn't all that great. According to the definition they were stuck up/smart dicks. AKA KLARTH AMIRITE?
Someone go find the thread so we can settle this matter.
It's not pregnancy. She doesn't have just one STD, SHE HAS THEM ALL!!! Slut.
*Scrolls down this page without bothering to read anything*
Paris Hilton sucks.
Bad eyesight is for inferior human beings who deserve nothing more than to be thrown alive into a pyre along with the handicapped and the elderly.
And the vrrgins
If I knew what a vrrgin was. :)
Better throw everyone in to be safe. :)
Like wyzard or majik?
...you are such a vrgyn
ENOUGH MEANINGLESS CHATTER.
LET US SEE PICTURES.
that was the classiest "/r/ pix" ive ever seen
I was supposed to be slamming my fist onto the arm of my throne-chair, and growling it at Klarth as he kneels before me.
That pretty fukken classy too, though.
wait, fukken srsly srsly??
AS IN VAMP HAS JIZZ IN HIS EYE? IS THAT HOW HE SAW IT?! /unfunny slut
you'd be surprised
Actually I probably wouldn't be.
I'LL TEACH YOU HOW TO FLY, THEN!
Well, I know from DBZ that I need to center my chi, but what after that?
Buy a catapult. It's easier.
set your soul on fire
Just keep a smile in your heart. There's no better way to start.
and on the open road, we came to a sign
for it was foretold that the weak would inherit
and nothing would change
here we are at the crossroads, standing face to back
still afraid to see our eyes
I feel helpless and alone, trapped on the third stone
sitting here sideways on a cold stone floor
my guitar gently bleeding and wanting more
when I heard a sound come rapping, tapping on my door...!
"hello, I’m happy to meet you
in your confidence is it safe?"
"sit down I’m happy to greet you"
"to feed your greedy dog at the edge of the stage"
but before, before you slam the door
tell me when, tell me why, tell me what this ****ing life is for
we fly through this godless endeavor
we try to explain the black forever
I feel helpless and alone, trapped on the third stone
I feel permanently stoned, this godless endeavor the only cage I've known
our organic equation has shown it’s flaw
can we agree to disagree on the concept of god?
as I lifted up my brother he said to me
"abandon naive realism
surrender thought in cold precision"
I feel empty and deranged
denied one last epiphany
and ushered from the stage
thou shalt not question, the role of science is not to eliminate god as alternative ***s multiply
science stands accused of theocide
consume, conform
consume, conform
consume, conform
consume, conform
the children sitting in the trees, they turn to laugh at me
they tell me that I’m insane, but in my mind I know I’m to blame
alone within my lunacy, dementia fills the void within me
no testament, prayer or diseased lament can heal my wounds
they are so discontent
all the faithful fall onto their knees
and praise the priests of industrial disease
we contemplate oblivion as we resonate our dissonance
in ***less random interpretation
the universe still expands, mankind still can’t understand
how to define you, so hide your face and watch us exterminate ourselves over you
welcome to the end my friend... THE SKY HAS OPENED!
Without reading that post or previous ones, I still doubt song lyrics have anything to do with the topic at hand.
Mine is relevant.
It's rare that anything you post is, so I doubt it.
Wow, what an idiot.
I wish he'd just redefine my dreams more often.