"having a vagina makes you a bad mod" is exactly 35 characters




Posted by Lord of Spam

pretty cool




Posted by Boner

Oh, come on now. They can't help that they have a hole between their legs that their soul falls out of.




Posted by Poison

It's because they get screwed.

[color=#666666][size=10]OMFG PUNNNNNNN[/SIZE][/COLOR]




Posted by Lord of Spam

I dont trust anything that bleeds for days on end and doesnt die.

Man, I kinda feel like posting women jokes.

What do you do when your dishwasher sops working? Diveroce her and marry a new one:cookie:




Posted by Zeta

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothin’ you ain’t told the ***** twice already.

What do you call the useless skin around a pussy?
A woman.

In the beginning, *** created the earth and rested. Then *** created Man and rested. Then *** created Woman. Since then, neither *** nor Man has rested.

What's the best thing about getting a blow job?
The whole time she can't talk.

What do you do when your woman comes out of the kitchen to whine at you?
Make her chain shorter.

Why did the woman cross the road?
What the hell was that ***** doing out of the kitchen?

Why does the bride always wear white?
Because the dishwasher should match the stove and refrigerator.

What's the difference between a menstruating woman and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
She starts with "A man once told me..."

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. At least he'll shut up once you let him in.




Posted by Boner

What does a battered wife do as soon as she gets home from the hospital?



The dishes if she knows what's good for her.




Posted by The Judge

Women suck. Tada.




Posted by Boner


Quoting The Judge: Women suck. Tada.



Yeah, but only the good ones will swallow.



Posted by Lord of Spam

i hadnt heard most of zeta's. woke my mom up with the boling.




Posted by Linko_16

I know far more respectable women than I do men.

[spoiler]C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!![/spoiler]




Posted by Klarth

WHEN IS THE ONLY TIME A WOMAN SHOULD BE ABOVE A MAN?

[I]WHEN THE KITCHEN IS UPSTAIRS.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

lololololololololololol




Posted by Lord of Spam

You know whats funny? Hitting women.

Best joke ever.




Posted by Klarth





Posted by Darksong X

Oh...oh...OH! Found him.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Oh...oh...OH!


gross



Posted by Poison

What's strong enough for a man, but made for a woman?

The back of my hand.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

... I lol'd pretty hard at that.

I'd rep you if I could.




Posted by Lord of Spam

i refuse to rep you until you have 88 posts.




Posted by Klarth

89




Posted by Lord of Spam

******* it, ****ing no, you *******. EIGHTY EIGHT. As in, the number of miles per hour at which you are going to see some serious ****




Posted by The Judge

Crazy Drunk Draevers.




Posted by Lord of Spam

warrior 10 WRONG BLOG LOL




Posted by Poison


Quoting Lenin of Spam: i refuse to rep you until you have 88 posts.

Is there a flame forum I can post in? I'd love to reach 88 whiling telling someone to **** off.

...Wait, why am I at 86? I thought I was at 87 :(



Posted by sniper

You've been at 86 for several days, I thought.




Posted by Lord of Spam

flame board posts dont count:(

just post twice in a real forum. I swear, it'll be painless.:(




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Spoilers: While posting in a real board, Poison's computer somehow explodes causing massive amounts of pain and 3rd degree burns on 88% of his body.




Posted by Lord of Spam

i choose to think that the use of 88 as the percent was intentional




Posted by Poison

Spoiler: I make two posts. Days later, a moderator deletes my two posts for being too extremely awesome to virgin eyes.




Posted by Lord of Spam

come on man. I'll hook you up with some mad tight* cp if you post twice

*lol pun [spoiler]protip: dont expect it **** SUX[/spoiler]




Posted by Poison

Whoa, you responded to that too fast. I’ll look for an area to make my post later. Suggestions?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: i choose to think that the use of 88 as the percent was intentional


It was. I quickly changed it from 80 after I saw the possibilities.


Quoted post: Whoa, you responded to that too fast. I’ll look for an area to make my post later. Suggestions?


KH board.



Posted by Ant

This thread: http://www.vgchat.com/showthread.php?t=14938

Go on and on about how you want to relive the time you ****ed this one loli




Posted by Poison


Quoting Ant: This thread: http://www.vgchat.com/showthread.php?t=14938


Ant wins.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

wow.... just wow




Posted by The Judge

Pitiful. You already posted it last year in here.

*Says the man who just made a duplicate post of his post a minute earlier*




Posted by Ant

hey nice avatar




Posted by Poison


Quoting Czar Judge: Pitiful. You already posted it last year in here.

*Says the man who just made a duplicate post of his post a minute earlier*

It wasn



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Also, I guess I’ll make post number 68 tomorrow.


TIME PARADOX



Posted by The Judge


Quoting Ant: hey nice avatar

Hey thanks!



Posted by Ant

sure thing comrade




Posted by Stalolin

so apparently it's bump amazing old threads week




Posted by Ant

only one per week bub.

and yeah, that link to the story of poison going to the dentist was pretty awesome.




Posted by The Judge

I enjoyed re-reading all these old sexist jokes.