pretty cool
Oh, come on now. They can't help that they have a hole between their legs that their soul falls out of.
It's because they get screwed.
[color=#666666][size=10]OMFG PUNNNNNNN[/SIZE][/COLOR]
I dont trust anything that bleeds for days on end and doesnt die.
Man, I kinda feel like posting women jokes.
What do you do when your dishwasher sops working? Diveroce her and marry a new one:cookie:
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothin’ you ain’t told the ***** twice already.
What do you call the useless skin around a pussy?
A woman.
In the beginning, *** created the earth and rested. Then *** created Man and rested. Then *** created Woman. Since then, neither *** nor Man has rested.
What's the best thing about getting a blow job?
The whole time she can't talk.
What do you do when your woman comes out of the kitchen to whine at you?
Make her chain shorter.
Why did the woman cross the road?
What the hell was that ***** doing out of the kitchen?
Why does the bride always wear white?
Because the dishwasher should match the stove and refrigerator.
What's the difference between a menstruating woman and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
She starts with "A man once told me..."
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. At least he'll shut up once you let him in.
What does a battered wife do as soon as she gets home from the hospital?
The dishes if she knows what's good for her.
Women suck. Tada.
i hadnt heard most of zeta's. woke my mom up with the boling.
I know far more respectable women than I do men.
[spoiler]C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!![/spoiler]
WHEN IS THE ONLY TIME A WOMAN SHOULD BE ABOVE A MAN?
[I]WHEN THE KITCHEN IS UPSTAIRS.
lololololololololololol
You know whats funny? Hitting women.
Best joke ever.
Oh...oh...OH! Found him.
What's strong enough for a man, but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.
... I lol'd pretty hard at that.
I'd rep you if I could.
i refuse to rep you until you have 88 posts.
89
******* it, ****ing no, you *******. EIGHTY EIGHT. As in, the number of miles per hour at which you are going to see some serious ****
Crazy Drunk Draevers.
warrior 10 WRONG BLOG LOL
You've been at 86 for several days, I thought.
flame board posts dont count:(
just post twice in a real forum. I swear, it'll be painless.:(
Spoilers: While posting in a real board, Poison's computer somehow explodes causing massive amounts of pain and 3rd degree burns on 88% of his body.
i choose to think that the use of 88 as the percent was intentional
Spoiler: I make two posts. Days later, a moderator deletes my two posts for being too extremely awesome to virgin eyes.
come on man. I'll hook you up with some mad tight* cp if you post twice
*lol pun [spoiler]protip: dont expect it **** SUX[/spoiler]
Whoa, you responded to that too fast. I’ll look for an area to make my post later. Suggestions?
This thread: http://www.vgchat.com/showthread.php?t=14938
Go on and on about how you want to relive the time you ****ed this one loli
wow.... just wow
Pitiful. You already posted it last year in here.
*Says the man who just made a duplicate post of his post a minute earlier*
hey nice avatar
sure thing comrade
so apparently it's bump amazing old threads week
only one per week bub.
and yeah, that link to the story of poison going to the dentist was pretty awesome.
I enjoyed re-reading all these old sexist jokes.