Need a Disney girl.
Posted by Phantasma2[COLOR="Black"]I saw the "lol boobs" thread by The Judge and got like WWRRRRRYYYYYYY }=O
I need to get a girlfriend, not a serious relationship, just to do ****.
Yesterday there was a fukken cool party at the beach. I went with my friends to see girls and try to get one. Many girls where drunk... sad thing is, I didn't have the guts to talk to one, since they were like 17-20 years old. Kill me =(
Now, I'm fukken mad and in fukken need of some sex, fingering, ANYTHING.
So yeah, I'm going to Disney in July. Any help on how to get a girl? (15-16)
To have fun while I'm there.
Or a 17-20 whore.[/COLOR]
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Note: I need help on this cause, I don't know how USA girls work.[/COLOR]
Posted by RandomMan it sucks you won't be there on the 12th. I'm going to be in Orlando til then. USA girls probably work just about any other way any other girl works. Or I imagine. I couldn't tell you the difference...?
The only thing I can suggest is experience. You date a girl even if she's not the prettiest, and you learn. Then i'm sure eventually you'll move on. The more girls you date, the more confidence will be built. With more confidence more things will come of it. You'll learn how to talk to girls, you'll learn when the right time is for things, you'll learn to flirt, and so on and so forth. It's all a matter of experience. Have a friend hook you up on a blind date. Blind dates work too. Don't move in for sex right away. Thats a definite no-no.
I'm telling you no matter what (unless she's asking for sex), make sure you don't push for sex right away. I don't care if you watch porn 10,000 times a day. Don't push for sex immediately. If she's inexperienced do things like put a piece of gum in your mouth and tell her to get it. That is if she wants a piece of gum. Just silly flirting stuff. It'll all add into experience.
If you have any questions, you know how to contact me.
Posted by PoisonYou need to give yourself a stranger. First, wrap a rubber band around your arm till it becomes numb, and then you masturbate. If that doesn’t sheer you up, do it while you’re high. I’ve never been high myself, but I hear that it works well when you’re giving yourself a stranger.
If that doesn’t work, get chloroform and a good towel.
Posted by SladeYou need to find yourself a good cat.
Posted by Phantasma2
Quoted post: USA girls probably work just about any other way any other girl works. Or I imagine. I couldn't tell you the difference...?
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Heh, if its like that, its gonna be more easy I guess.[/COLOR]
Quoted post: The more girls you date, the more confidence will be built.
[COLOR="Black"]I've had 8 girlfriends, so eh.[/COLOR]
Quoted post:
You'll learn how to talk to girls, you'll learn when the right time is for things, you'll learn to flirt, and so on and so forth.
[COLOR="Black"]For some reason, I get fukken anxious, then get nervous and that f[COLOR="Black"]u[/COLOR]cks it all.[/COLOR]
Quoted post: Have a friend hook you up on a blind date.
[COLOR="Black"]You just made me remember that I'm going with a girl this weekend, but eh. I'm not expecting much from her.[/COLOR]
Quoted post:
You need to give yourself a stranger. First, wrap a rubber band around your arm till it becomes numb, and then you masturbate. If that doesn’t sheer you up, do it while you’re high. I’ve never been high myself, but I hear that it works well when you’re giving yourself a stranger.
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I WANT TO SEE HER, WITH HER HAND, IN MY DICK.
I'm getting fukken tired of masturbating.[/COLOR]
[COLOR="Black"]Edit: On my dick...[/COLOR]
Posted by Linko_16Frankly, Disneyland/world seems to me like an awful place to go cruising for chicks. Girls are going to be in their own groups and probably quite paranoid about strangers.
I gather you yourself are 15-16, so my advice is to get over it and wait until you're old enough to go to bars and whatnot where there will be plenty of women who'll be more interested in a quick hookup. Asking for a sex-based, non-serious relationship from a woman in any other situation is an awful idea, if you ask me, since they're usually in search of something a bit more meaningful.
...
Yes, I'm still the stuffy, responsible one even though I frequent DA now.
EDIT - Ha, I just noticed your avatar and laughed at the irony... I came online just now to look up the location of the secret tape in Tony Hawk Underground's KISS level.
Posted by Phantasma2
Quoted post: Girls are going to be in their own groups and probably quite paranoid about strangers.
[COLOR="Black"]But I mean, like, in the Hotel. I have a better chance to know some girls there, right?[/COLOR]
Quoted post: I came online just now to look up the location of the secret tape in Tony Hawk Underground's KISS level.
[COLOR="Black"]Wait what?[/COLOR]
Posted by The Judge
Quoting Phantasma: [COLOR="Black"]I WANT TO SEE HER, WITH HER HAND, IN MY DICK.[/COLOR]
Logistical problems there buddy.
Posted by XenosGo to a 3rd World Country, won't be hard finding chicks would will bow to your dick there.
Posted by The JudgeAfrica is a 3rd world continent, and they wouldn't bow to a lil beaner dick there.
Posted by Poison
Quoting Phantasma:
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I WANT TO SEE HER, WITH HER HAND, IN MY DICK.
I'm getting fukken tired of masturbating.[/COLOR]
I don
Posted by SladeThere are billions of punky Asians there. Just try talking to any who give you a second glance. Act like you don't care, then get to know them.
I seriously doubt that you could just "get some action" on demand, unless you're attending parties while there or planning on getting with some whore.
Posted by PoisonYou should check out this video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJ_dam5DmsM
Because you're emo.
Posted by Phantasma2
Quoted post: Go to a 3rd World Country, won't be hard finding chicks would will bow to your dick there.
[COLOR="Black"]No, thing is I just want to know 'em to at LEAST make-out I am NOT demanding sudden sex.[/COLOR]
Quoted post: Africa is a 3rd world continent, and they wouldn't bow to a lil beaner dick there.
[COLOR="Black"]Dude, FUK U, I'm growing up*giggles* and I haet Africa.[/COLOR]
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You have to be more shave, go with my chloroform idea. You
Posted by Poison
Quoting Phantasma:
[COLOR="Black"]Why is it that everyone thinks I'm f[COLOR="Black"]u[/COLOR]cking emo now?[/COLOR]
:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
Quoting Phantasma: [COLOR="Black"] Kill me =(
Now, I'm fukken mad and in fukken need of some sex, fingering, ANYTHING.
So yeah, I'm going to Disney in July. Any help on how to get a girl? (15-16)
To have fun while I'm there.
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Note: I need help on this cause, I don't know how USA girls work.[/COLOR]
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Posted by Phantasma2[COLOR="Black"]1. Kill me cause I'm a 'tard
2. I'm a horney bastard and I haven't done anything with a girl since like 5 months now.
3. There is no 3[/COLOR]
Posted by PoisonWow, you listed your insignificant problems just like an emo would.
Posted by Phantasma2[COLOR="Black"]Dude, I was just explaining.[/COLOR]
Posted by PoisonThat’s right, just dig your low self-esteem emo grave deeper.
Posted by Phantasma2[COLOR="Black"]k then!, can you explain the chloroform ****?[/COLOR]
Posted by Poison
Quoting Phantasma: [COLOR="Black"]k then!, can you explain the chloroform ****?[/COLOR]
You douse a towel with chloroform, then you wait in a dark ally for a girl you’d like to procreate with. You then ask the girl for the time, as she looks down at her watch/phone/time giver, you put the towel over her mouth and nose. She’ll try to struggle out of it for the first 10 seconds, but then she’ll get very dizzy and pass out. When that happens, that’s you’re moment to shine. So you basically **** the hell out of a innocent unconscious girl just like what they did back in the bible age.
Except you’re too emo to do that, you’ll cut and slit yourself several times before you’ll even get to ask your myspace friends where you can buy the chloroform.
Posted by Phantasma2
Quoted post: Except you’re too emo to do that, you’ll cut and slit yourself several times before you’ll even get to ask your myspace friends where you can buy the chloroform.
[COLOR="Black"]lol edit and how about I ask my vgchat pals?
WHERE DO I BUY THIS SO CALLED CHLOROFORM?[/COLOR]
Posted by Poison
Quoting Phantasma: [COLOR="Black"]Slit cut slit slit cut slit cut cut cut cut cut slit cut slit cut cut.
WHERE DO I BUY THIS SO CALLED CHLOROFORM?[/COLOR]
AT THE CHLOROFORM STORE SILLY.
Posted by Phantasma2[COLOR="Black"]You just keep going and going and going eh?[/COLOR]
Posted by PoisonNo, I have work tomorrow. I have to sleep now, unlike you and your emo careless ways. Anyway, good luck on finding a chloroform store. Silly.
Posted by Phantasma2[COLOR="Black"]Wait, how is being careless a good flame? Who DOESN'T want to be careless?
Plus, careless and emo do not go together.[/COLOR]
Posted by Ant-cough-
As long as you aren't an idiot it should be pretty easy to find some random slutty girl.
My advice: stick it up her pooper.
Posted by Linko_16
Quoting Phantasma: [COLOR="Black"]Wait what?[/COLOR]
When I was on, both your avatar and signature featured that old pic of the panda bear with a Gene Simmons design around its eyes. Was someone pulling a joke on you?
Posted by KlarthWhile you're waiting in line, ram it in her pooper. She'll never know what hit her!
*didn't read the thread*
Posted by mis0
Quoting Poison: You douse a towel with chloroform, then you wait in a dark ally for a girl you’d like to procreate with. You then ask the girl for the time, as she looks down at her watch/phone/time giver, you put the towel over her mouth and nose. She’ll try to struggle out of it for the first 10 seconds, but then she’ll get very dizzy and pass out. When that happens, that’s you’re moment to shine. So you basically **** the hell out of a innocent unconscious girl just like what they did back in the bible age.
Except you’re too emo to do that, you’ll cut and slit yourself several times before you’ll even get to ask your myspace friends where you can buy the chloroform.
Be careful. Some of us carry things like knives, hairspray, tasers, and firearms.
Hairspray, remember, is flammable. Assuming I had ten seconds to strugle, it'd be "shank, shank, get loose, (woosh of hairspray sound), zippo, walk away, come back and park my car on your lifeless burning body."
Don't be afraid of older women; most of them will probably talk to you if they think you're cute, and who knows? If they're horny/drunk enough, BAM. And also, they technically sex offended you, which is probably good for a laugh.
Posted by The JudgeAssuming you want to be known for the same thing as that little queer who turned in his flaming hot teacher for having sex with him.
Posted by Phantasma2
Quoting Linko_16: When I was on, both your avatar and signature featured that old pic of the panda bear with a Gene Simmons design around its eyes. Was someone pulling a joke on you?
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Oh, no one was pulling a joke on me, I just put that sig and avatar randomly.[/COLOR]
Posted by Vampiro V. EmpireTake up a hobby that has you out in the general population, get some couraage to talk to girls, bam.
it's quite easy.
Posted by mis0BAM what? That we instantly like less-than-charming losers who are obviously sex-starved with the intention of primarily getting some play?
That's not really how it works, but give it a shot anyway. Who knows?
Posted by AntMost women are stupid whores.
Posted by Phantasma2[COLOR="Black"]There ya go.[/COLOR]
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BTW, Miso, I'm just looking for some girl CAUSE I ****ING HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING SEX RELATED IN THE PAST 5-6 MONTHS.
THEN, WHEN I FEEL I'VE DONE THE DEED, I shall look for a nice cute girl, hang out with her and then make it a serious relationship. If I do like her. [/COLOR]
Posted by Klarth[quote=Phantasma]I ****ING HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING SEX RELATED IN THE PAST 5-6 MONTHS.
Fap much?
Posted by Vampiro V. Empire
Quoted post: BAM what? That we instantly like less-than-charming losers who are obviously sex-starved with the intention of primarily getting some play?
That's not really how it works, but give it a shot anyway. Who knows?
That's actually exactly how it works... and as long as he doesn't come off as a complete idiot and sexual starved, it will work perfectly.
That or get a job. Either or.
Posted by mis0You must have some perpetually drunk/barefoot women in Canada. I know that's not how I, or most other women work. :/
Phantamasia(sp): Try a breast pump (on your wang) or an escort service.
Posted by Phantasma2
Quoted post: Fap much?
[COLOR="Black"]Somewhat.[/COLOR]
Quoted post:
That's actually exactly how it works... and as long as he doesn't come off as a complete idiot and sexual starved, it will work perfectly.
[COLOR="Black"]I know how to get girls to fall for me, thing is, I GET FUKKEN NERVOUS when I'm gonna try to start a conversation with 'em.[/COLOR]
Posted by Antstick a dildo in your *** beforehand. that should clear both body and soul.
Posted by Vampiro V. Empire
Quoted post: You must have some perpetually drunk/barefoot women in Canada. I know that's not how I, or most other women work. :/
bam != immediately getting laid. You're just in a position where it's A LOT more likely.
Posted by Lord of Spambars are over rated for hook ups, since they are frequented by the old, gross, and worn out.
College parties are where the real chance for anonymous casual sex lies. There are TONS of girls, GALLONS of alcohol everywhere, and the two mix quiet frequently.
Posted by Vampiro V. Empire
Quoted post: College parties are where the real chance for anonymous casual sex lies. There are TONS of girls, GALLONS of alcohol everywhere, and the two mix quiet frequently.
There's a problem with that... Phant would never be considered a college student.
Posted by PoisonHe should just lower his standards and go with masturbation. If he wants to be fancy, masturbate with astroglide.
Bam!
Posted by Vampiro V. EmpireFleshlight.
Posted by Lord of SpamI heard ant watched moot use one.
fag.
Posted by AntOh yeah, that was really ****ing funny.
Posted by Phantasma2
Quoted post: There's a problem with that... Phant would never be considered a college student.
[COLOR="Black"]Guess I'll have to wait then [/COLOR]:cookie:
Posted by Lord of SpamThats what I was saying. Just wait until college.
Posted by mis0coLOLege. yay, in three weeks I regester for classes and crap.
Posted by Lord of SpamIf you're in a chicks dorm, we require pix of the restrooms. While occupied. For fapping purposes.
Posted by Vampiro V. Empire
Quoted post: Thats what I was saying. Just wait until college.
What is that, four years away? **** that.
Posted by Lord of Spamits worth it.
chicks at his age arent developed enough to be hot, and are too developed to be loli. Thy're of no use to anyone.
Posted by Vampiro V. Empire
Quoted post: chicks at his age arent developed enough to be hot,
Drop by your local middle/high school some time.
Posted by AntYeah....yeah.
Posted by ZetaI thought the thread title meant he wanted to fuck Minnie, or Daisy, or someone.
Posted by Linko_16
Quoting Vampiro: Drop by your local middle/high school some time.
I agree with him, actually, on the middle school part. I didn't think hardly any of my female peers were good-looking until high school rolled around.
Posted by Vampiro V. EmpireThey're all pretty hot now. Actually, most are pretty slutty looking which isn't that hot, but still. Girls are more "mature" earlier now than they were when I was in grade seven.
Posted by Slade
Quoting Zeta: I thought the thread title meant he wanted to fuck Minnie, or Daisy, or someone.
If any man wouldn't choose Jasmine first, then he should be revoked of his right to live.
Posted by Zetaoh shi- i forgot about Jas
Posted by Vampiro V. EmpireBelle plz.
Posted by ZetaBelles a furry =(
Posted by SladeBelles got fleas. =(
Posted by Vampiro V. EmpireBeast is a furry. Get your facts straight.
Posted by SladeBelles got fleas =(
Posted by ZetaBelles a yiffer =(
Posted by Vampiro V. Empire
Quoted post: Belles a yiffer =(
Beast is a yiffer :(
Belle's just into bestiality... hawt
Posted by Linko_16You guys are all whack. Mulan's @#$%ing hot.
Posted by Antyeah, she was decent. Although I'd have to put Ariel(little mermaid) over her.
Posted by Klarth**** yeah, I'd do Gaston.
Posted by The JudgeHe'd take it like no one else.
Posted by mis0
Quoting Lord of Spam: If you're in a chicks dorm, we require pix of the restrooms. While occupied. For fapping purposes.
I'm probably not going to live on campus, but, I think our dorm buildings are co-ed anyway. I don't think they pair male and female for obvious reasons, but I think you're likely to live next to the opposite sex. I'll have to check. I have no idea how this works for a common bath area.
Posted by Vampiro V. Empire
Quoted post: You guys are all whack. Mulan's @#$%ing hot.
tran
Posted by XenosHEY, hEY, heY, hey.
Jasmine, plz. Belle is a frenchie.
Posted by Antshe was also good, but then again she is a dirty arab
Posted by The JudgeLilo
Posted by Klarth...LILO IS AN ANAGRAM OF LOLI.
I SMELL A DISNEY CONSPIRACY, WHAT THE ****
Posted by mis0FUKKEN BOL
Posted by Linko_16
Quoting Vampiro: tran
That's what makes it so naughty. <3
Posted by Darksong XAnastasia.
Posted by mis0Linko likes dickgirlz!11
Posted by Darksong XLolz!
Posted by Zeta
Quoting Darksong X: Anastasia.
1. Is Anastasia even Disney?
2. GRAAAUGH HAET THAT MOVIE!!@DOLCNBOBJM jm BS
Posted by mis0which would u fukk?
Posted by Darksong X
Quoting Zeta: 1. Is Anastasia even Disney?
2. GRAAAUGH HAET THAT MOVIE!!@DOLCNBOBJM jm BS
1. Technically, no. But who cares?
2. COME MY MINIONS RISE FOR YOUR MASTER...etc.
Posted by Ant
Quoting Misoxeny: which would u fukk?
out of those three. Cinderella.
Posted by Darksong XIt's all about Princess Aurora.
Posted by Vampiro V. Empire
Quoted post: ...LILO IS AN ANAGRAM OF LOLI.
I SMELL A DISNEY CONSPIRACY, WHAT THE ****
I never thought of that...
and you disgust me linko.
Posted by SladeLilo has sick little sausage fingers. And hands.
!!!
Posted by Linko_16
Quoting Vampiro: and you disgust me linko.
stfu pedo
Posted by Vampiro V. Empirezing!
edit: wait... **** you.