First off, I have to give away the honorary "WTF" Award. It goes to:
"DO NOT HUMP" - Seen on a list of precautionaries on traincars. My sister and I saw it this morning, on our way to town. We laughed for five minutes straight.
"DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP WITH EITHER HANDS OR GENITALS." -Seen on a Chainsaw
"THIS FLOODLIGHT IS CAPABLE OF ILLUMINATING LARGE AREAS, EVEN IN THE DARK." -Komatsu grader manual of rear lights
"DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY." -Rowenta Iron
"DO NOT USE AS AN ICED CREAM TOPPING." -1980's Revlon Hair Dye package
Lol, it's amazing how stupid some companies can be. :p:
The best part about warnings like those is that there is usually some explicit reason for them going into that much detail. (ie. idiots have actually done those things before).
"WASH HANDS BEFORE EATING OR GOING TO THE BATHROOM" -Fertilizer
Who the **** tried to stop a chainsaw with their genitals?
"Do not fold pram whilst baby is still seated within." - Baby pram/stroller.
"Do not put baby in microwave." - Microwave.
"Do NOT blow dry in sleep!" My mothers blowdryer.
"This product moves when used." A Razor Scooter.
"Keep out of children." This stupid knife in my kitchen.
"Do not use as flotation device." On Lifesavers packs.
"Does not give ***-like powers." A Hercules costume I once had.
Lol I went as hercules one year.
"Do not use blow dryer whilst in shower." - Hair dryer.
"VEHICLES MAY BE UNNOCCUPIED WHILE IN MOTION" - a sign near a trainyard. Real comforting.
"OPEN OTHER END" - In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles.
I'd assume it was her accident, but some people do try to do stuff like that on purpose. At Fry's, we're warned to never leave spills until they're cleaned up, or announce it over the intercom, because there are indeed people who will "slip" and sue us for it if they spot a lone puddle.
I got a set of Christmas lights once. It said 'FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY.'
"Costume does not allow you to fly" -Superman Costume. My father is a member of the nuclear children who gave this warning validation.
"To be used outside" -Preparation H
"Lather, rinse, repeat" -Most shampoo. And you know some moron doesn't know when to stop.
The booklet for my mp3 player instructs me not to "incinerate" the battery.
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I don't get it?
I lolled my ****ing socks off.
This isnt really stupid.. but it made me laugh. If you've ever played Grand Theft Auto Vice City, there is a sign on the loading screen that says "No Trespassing: Violators will be shot, survivors will be shot again"
Not funny!
Oh, GTA humour is awesome. It's because a lot of it, you don't get immediately, and then you re-read it and realisation dawns. Like TransFender in San Andreas, for example. In LCS, there's a supermarket called Fidl. And so on.
Please don't tell me this thing is real...
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I think it is, you know. I've seen that somewhere before.
I NEVER WOULD HAVE GUESSED!
EDIT: **** anti-hotlinking.
Yeesh... I didn't even know such warnings existed.
It's almost like people are intentionally trying to find the flaw in anything to see if they can get some bucks out of it.
Yes, that sign is real. There is one at the lake that I take my dog to.
Yes, that sign is real. There is one at the lake that I take my dog to swim at. ((Sorry if this is a double post: my computer is being rather wierd today.))
Edit: Just remembered:
"Do not drink alcohol, smoke or operate heavy machinery after consuming this product." - Boot's Children's Cough Medicine.
lol, doctored but cute.
ello dragon rider. this is Inferno. I took your advice. there are alot of rude people here like that yachiru and the other 2 I was chatting with.
On some lotion somewhere in my house there is a warning on it that says "for external use only" I dont understand how you'd go about rubbing it on the inside of your body.
You could drink it, or stick it in your pooper.
Thats disgusting.. this is a bit mean.. but maybe they put it on there as a warning for gay guys....