January--I cried with
Febuary--i danced with
March--i sang to
April--i am in love with
May--i ate
June--i vacuumed
July--i banged
August--i danced with
September--I spanked
October--i smoked with
November--i cried for
December-- i ran with
Pick the day (number) you were born on::
1-------a football player
2-------a monkey
3-------a vacuum
4-------a cd
5-------chunk norris
6-------MY TRUE LOVE
7-------a spoon
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends girlfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------an ipod
12-------a banana
13-------a llama
14------- a ninja turtle
15-------a goat
16-------a ruler
17-------a noodle
18-------a fork
19-------myself
20------- some old guy
21-------a ninja
22-------a fireman
23-------a mexican
24-------YOUR brother
25-------a baseball bat
26-------a pickle
27-------a gangster
28-------sasquatch
29-------A homeless guy
30-------asians
31-------my uncle
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing::
White------Because i keep it gangsta
Black-------Because I was drunk.
Pink--------Because i said i could
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because im sexy and i do what i want.
Green------Becuz they took my taco
Purple------Because Im cool like that.
Gray--------Because thats how i roll.
Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because i hate my family.
Other-------Because i wuz high
maroon-----Becuz im sprung
teal-----cuz it was illegal
Brown-----Because I wanted him
none----Because emo's suck
beige----cuz I am in love with Kevin Baker!!!
pick the month of your birthday, then the day, then go by color of shirt. I am currently wearing no shirt, and was born on 11/7. So "I cry for a spoon because emos suck."
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I vacumed a pickle brcause im sexy and I do what I want.
Lol.
I sang to my uncle, because I wanted him.
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"I cried for my true love, because I was drunk."
****, why do I get the most realistic one?
I banged Chuck Norris because the voices told me to
I WANT MY UNCLE SO ****ING BAD! SOMEONE GIVE ME A GOOD SONG TO SERENADE HIM WITH!
"I sang to a goat because they took my taco."
I ran with your brother because i keep it gangsta.
I vaccumed a ninja because I keep it gangsta.
Aww man i got a bad one
I banged your brother beacause I'm sexy and I do what I want.
i sang to a goat because i am in love with kevin baker..
they should put a few more on the list to make it interesting.
I banged a homeless guy because I was drunk.
Several hours later: I banged a homeless guy because I wanted him.
I cried with sasquatch because I was drunk.
I ran with asians because emo's suck.
'kay