No, seriously.
Also
[FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#0000ff]sammy wammy xp (12:42:01 PM)[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#0000ff]:[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][COLOR=#000000] you can't see in that pic, but he did :-([/COLOR]
[COLOR=#0000ff]sammy wammy xp (12:42:13 PM)[/COLOR][COLOR=#0000ff]:[/COLOR][COLOR=#000000] seriously, it bled and everything[/COLOR]
HA! I KNEW HE JAMMED IT INTO HER WALRUS SNATCH SO HARD SHE BROKE!
Wow. Just, um, wow. I'm getting some less-than-pleasant imagery here. :(
THAT CAN MEAN ANYTHING, MAYBE HER NOSE BLED!!!!
Dexter is becoming more and more like an online predator. Judge, take notes.
Disturbing.
Oh gee, that's priceless. And there's an awkward image in my head now.
I'm being serious ... he broke her bed.
Wait, are you guys suprised? Chicks bleed on their first time. Thats what happens.
Sigh, fingering. Does it hurt the chicks alot?
If you finger with something such as a tuning fork, you may experience less-than-pleasant results. Other than that, you're in for good, solid hours of orgasmic fun.
What about a cactus?
If you pull out the needles first, and then lube that bad boy up, they can prove to make for one sensual night.
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v436/Kvar/DA%20Stuff/Cactus.jpg[/IMG]
aaaaaaaaaahhh
The fur...wtf? Are we talking about the magical forest of sammy wammy?!
In any case, I'm going to just say the bed was poorly built!
I though penises are a tad furry at the base, too.
ALL THIS TALK OF FUR IS MAKING ME WAN- YIFF YIFF YIFF!
You guys are all wrong. He just slapped his dick in carpetting as a condom and slammed the living f[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]ck out of her.
That was not necessary, Judge.
Most things I say aren't.
Doesn't stop me from saying them.
If I were Ant, you'd probably be dead/living with severe head trauma by now. Luckily for me, I'm not a mentally and physically obtuse, loli-obsessed young man.
Well hopefully after he gave a royal pounding he bought a new bed.
I know I came.
I think that it is quite funny, that everyone assumes, that since she bled it was somthing sexual.
And, I BROKE HER ****ING BED!
You were banned from this blog, remember?
the initial reaction is to say "just like you"
ah hell
just like you
nice one :(
you had to have meant that as a set up:(
Nay, YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND!
Dexter is like:
Oh yeah, you know you like it.
I know I do
fap fap fap
Razor Fur (Su): As a reflexive action a Furry can cause all the hair on his/her body to become rigid and sharp as needles. This razor fur deals an extra 2d4 damage on a successful "Hit It" roll.
lol extra 2d4 damage to bed
The bed only had a hardness of 5 and 2 hp. Dex managed to roll max damage. :(
can you crit on a "hit it" roll? If so, what it the crit range/mulitplier on that attack?
GET LAID YOU GEEKS
WELL, LOS NEEDS TO GET LAID MORE OFTEN
JUDGE JUST NEEDS TO GET LAID
Give me until next weekend and I bet I'll accomplish it.
...And the crit multiplier is actually 19-20/x3 because of the keen quality on the fur.
YOU ****ING LOSER
In other news, the jury's still out on whether or not Dexter's spire of northern frost crossed Aesthetic's gates of attrition.
THE CHOICE IS YOURS
I agree with Klarth, you nerds need to be laid/laid more often. This thread is now as nerdy and degenerate as Ant. Obviously, it's no good.
"degenerates as Ant"
eh?
Well, come on, you're like the nerdiest nerd in DA, man. And you're kinda degenerate-looking too. Judge would affirm this.
I'd like to say I'm more so just casual, but true, I normally don't give a **** how I look. The only times I do is when I have a job interview, or if I have to go to some fancy dinner party, and can't forget the times when you fight the dragon.
As for my nerd factor, it's high, I know that much. Nonetheless...meh
ANTBOX IS HUGE.
ANTBOX IS DEGENERATE
something about it is just so fun to say ^____________________^
Ant's a nerd? Huh...
ant is a dorito monster
****, some doritos right now would be great :(
I want a ball of fat
I want a puppy named AMG MUGEN MAZDASPEED THE SPACE DOG but we all don't get what we want.
I was REFERRING to ant
Why ever would you say such a thing? You so crazy Klarth. ;p
Shut it, fatty.
i was refering to a little puppy
fukken ninjad
Shut it, slutty.
GET BENT CRUMPET HOARDER
Shut it, FNAAAARGH JASHUASIDFH NUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII EIIIIIAAAAAH
I would not count Ant as a nerd for the same reason I wouldn't count myself as one:
Nerds are smart. Like, really smart.
That leaves us with being dorks. The same as Mike, except he's smart, so he's a nerdy dork. Or a dorky nerd. Actually, I think the second one goes best.
And yeah, unlike him, I give a rats [COLOR="black"]a[/COLOR]ss about how I look. I'm gay for fashion.
I'm a geeky nerd.
Nerds = Intelligent, sophisticated, socially awkward
Geeks = Obsessive, well-spoken, socially awkward
Dorks = Pathetic, drab, socially awkward
Dorky dork.
Your definitions suck. Cause I can't put myself into any of those(lol not even the dork one).
Yeah, nor can I. Fail.
Fine.
Nerds = Intelligent, sophisticated, literate, studious, socially awkward
Geeks = Obsessive, humorous, well-spoken, computer-literate, socially awkward
Dorks = Pathetic, drab, scorning of popular culture, socially awkward
Fine, Geek then. Although I do enjoy scorning popular culture quite a bit.
Dorky geek.
I think I'm more of a nerdish-jerk than anything myself. I'm not so much socially awkward as I am offensive. However, I can be quite sophisticated and eloquent at the same time.
Nerd: Smart, socially awkward with anyone who isn't a nerd.
Geek: Socially Awkward with anyone outside their small circle of friends (including other geeks), overly-obsessive, usually has a physical ailment (runny nose, impaired vision, etc).
Dork: Likes things not extremely popular amoungst those who make said rules (ie. popular people), maintain a small level of social awareness.
This is why I said I'm a dork, except probably with more social awareness than some. During highschool, me and my friends were considered "cool dorks." That being we did dorky things but were still liked and well known.
win lock thread
I'm not socially awkward at all, especially once you get a few drinks in me:(
In fact, get me slightly buzzed (just enough to be loose, but not enough to be incoherent, about 4-7 drinks) and I'm a regular party animal.
Anything past 7 and speech slurs and the idioctic ideas start to get acted on (I wonder if I can burn off all the hair on my arms before anyone smells it?)
I think that can go for ANYONE who drinks.
Some people aren't as daring when they're drunk.
When I drink I'm even more hostile than normal. Which is one of the many reasons I don't.
try pot. Should mellow you out.
DURGZ R BADE!!1
No, seriously, I'm pretty mellow when I just avoid all of the above.
I SAID TRY POT, *******IT. DONT YOU RECOGNIZE PEER PRESURE WHEN YOU SEE IT?
This is delicious pot. You must try it!
I've heard that cocaine really mellows you out.
I know it helps me get through my day.
If by mellow out you mean "turn you into an energectic, loudmouthed *******" then yes.
Yes it does.
gateway drug
Peer pressure doesn't work on me. I'll only do it if some famous idiot is doing it.
STOP TRYING TO PEER PRESSURE ME GUYS I DON'T WANNA.
i'll just be the designated driver ok please don't kill/murder/homicide me.
ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US
Hey guys, when girls say they want closure, does that mean they don't want a continued friendship? :(
haha yeah, pretty much.
Owned.
Not necessarily. CONTEXT GET?!
No.
Yes.
no
****!!! :mad:
yes
no.
Which is it??? :confused: :(
I'm not sure, since I dont know the whole story. That being said, I'd venture a guess that its over.
It means she wants to move on and doesn't want you to be part of her life anymore. Thus, closure.
Yeah, if we're assuming, then it's completely over. But like I said, it could be totally different... depending on the context.
[quote=Poison]Dexter is like:
[IMG]http://manga.clone-army.org/t42r//tomoyo109.png[/IMG]
SAUCE.
b7 for testicles. I can see testicles.
ANOTHER INCIDENT OF BALL SHOWING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! B&B&B&B&B&B&B&B&B&B&B&B&BB&B&B&B&B&B&B&B&B&B&B&B&B&B&B&&B&BB&B&B&&B&B&B&BB&
[COLOR="Black"]I DEMAND JUSTICE![/COLOR]
ZOMG IM OFENDED B&B&B&B&B& ZOMG
I'm not offended. In fact, I wouldn't mind seeing a million testicles a day, but for the sake of keeping this site kid friendly, I dissaprove. We are the world, we are the children. We are the ones who make a brighter day so let's start giving. There's a choice we're making... We're saving our own lives. It's true we'll make a better day, just you and me.
How will I ever find out if she got a new bed or not with complete closure in my way? There must be some sort of a loophole.
The mystery will live on forever.
I'm almost positive you could just ask her no matter what your relationship status is. Just call up some day(use a pay phone if it's really that bad:() and say, "Hey did you get a new bed?" It's not like she'll refuse to tell you.
Be funny if she did though.
uh idk just a bunch of talk about girls n stuff
GIRLS YOU SAY?!
I lol every time I see this thread title.
Furfags! AUGH! >:0
YIFF YOFF YUFF
yuff... yuffy... ZOMG
zeta loves FF7! KILL HIM
[quote=Slade]It's not like she'll refuse to tell you.
o rly
Hah, I remember this thread!
Great bump for justice!
As if you didn't already know.
Random.
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