Dexter broke his gf's bed.




Posted by Xenos

No, seriously.


Also

[FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#0000ff]sammy wammy xp (12:42:01 PM)[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#0000ff]:[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][COLOR=#000000] you can't see in that pic, but he did :-([/COLOR]
[COLOR=#0000ff]sammy wammy xp (12:42:13 PM)[/COLOR][COLOR=#0000ff]:[/COLOR][COLOR=#000000] seriously, it bled and everything[/COLOR]




Posted by The Judge

HA! I KNEW HE JAMMED IT INTO HER WALRUS SNATCH SO HARD SHE BROKE!




Posted by mis0

Wow. Just, um, wow. I'm getting some less-than-pleasant imagery here. :(




Posted by Poison

THAT CAN MEAN ANYTHING, MAYBE HER NOSE BLED!!!!

Dexter is becoming more and more like an online predator. Judge, take notes.




Posted by Fadedblood

Disturbing.




Posted by ASUKA

Oh gee, that's priceless. And there's an awkward image in my head now.




Posted by Xenos

I'm being serious ... he broke her bed.




Posted by Lord of Spam

Wait, are you guys suprised? Chicks bleed on their first time. Thats what happens.




Posted by ASUKA


Quoting Lord of Spam: Wait, are you guys suprised? Chicks bleed on their first time. Thats what happens.


Not all girls bleed their first time.
Most girls break their hymen way before they even have sex for the first time.



Posted by mis0


Quoting Lord of Spam: Wait, are you guys suprised? Chicks bleed on their first time. Thats what happens.

I'm surprised that they had sex, and primarily that it was extreme enough to break their bed. I'm not surprised at all about a broken hymen, seeing as it's only natural.



Posted by Xenos

Sigh, fingering. Does it hurt the chicks alot?




Posted by mis0

If you finger with something such as a tuning fork, you may experience less-than-pleasant results. Other than that, you're in for good, solid hours of orgasmic fun.




Posted by Xenos

What about a cactus?




Posted by mis0

If you pull out the needles first, and then lube that bad boy up, they can prove to make for one sensual night.




Posted by Zeta

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v436/Kvar/DA%20Stuff/Cactus.jpg[/IMG]




Posted by Sapphire Rose


Quoting Misoxeny: If you finger with something such as a tuning fork, you may experience less-than-pleasant results. Other than that, you're in for good, solid hours of orgasmic fun.

#1 Reason I wish I was a female. :(

@Zeta: Not only would that tear a female in half, she'd be poked in more way than one.

Edit: You guys do realize, of course, that this is because Dexter is (unlike me) a REAL MAN. :D



Posted by Aesthetic


Quoting Misoxeny: Wow. Just, um, wow. I'm getting some less-than-pleasant imagery here. :(


You're telling me. It kinda hurt, too. But it's getting better. The fur gets it every time :(



Posted by Klarth

aaaaaaaaaahhh




Posted by Ant

The fur...wtf? Are we talking about the magical forest of sammy wammy?!

In any case, I'm going to just say the bed was poorly built!




Posted by Xenos

I though penises are a tad furry at the base, too.




Posted by Ant

ALL THIS TALK OF FUR IS MAKING ME WAN- YIFF YIFF YIFF!




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Ant: The fur...wtf? Are we talking about the magical forest of sammy wammy?!

In any case, I'm going to just say the bed was poorly built!



beard+labia=pain, I assume.

And even if the hymen is broken, that area still isnt used to being that stretched out, so tearing is possible.



Posted by The Judge

You guys are all wrong. He just slapped his dick in carpetting as a condom and slammed the living f[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]ck out of her.




Posted by mis0

That was not necessary, Judge.




Posted by The Judge

Most things I say aren't.

Doesn't stop me from saying them.




Posted by mis0

If I were Ant, you'd probably be dead/living with severe head trauma by now. Luckily for me, I'm not a mentally and physically obtuse, loli-obsessed young man.




Posted by The Judge


Quoting Misoxeny: If I were Ant, you'd probably be dead/living with severe head trauma by now. Luckily for me, I'm not a mentally and physically obtuse, loli-obsessed young man.

If you were Ant you wouldn't be able to summon the will to come do anything to me and you'd know full well you'd be dead 4 times before you got to my doorstep.



Posted by keyartist

Well hopefully after he gave a royal pounding he bought a new bed.




Posted by Ant


Quoting Misoxeny: If I were Ant, you'd probably be dead/living with severe head trauma by now. Luckily for me, I'm not a mentally and physically obtuse, loli-obsessed young man.


Are you trying to turn me on?



Posted by Lord of Spam

I know I came.




Posted by Sadinymph

I think that it is quite funny, that everyone assumes, that since she bled it was somthing sexual.

And, I BROKE HER ****ING BED!




Posted by The Judge

You were banned from this blog, remember?




Posted by Ant


Quoting Sadinymph: I think that it is quite funny, that everyone assumes, that since she bled it was somthing sexual.

And, I BROKE HER ****ING BED!


If so then this entire thread and thread title is one big fat stinky lie. so stinky...so fat.



Posted by Lord of Spam

the initial reaction is to say "just like you"

ah hell

just like you




Posted by Ant

nice one :(




Posted by Lord of Spam

you had to have meant that as a set up:(




Posted by Ant

Nay, YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND!




Posted by Poison

Dexter is like:





Posted by Apathetic


Quoting The Judge: You guys are all wrong. He just slapped his dick in carpetting as a condom and slammed the living f[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]ck out of her.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to The Judge again.



Posted by mis0


Quoting Ant: Are you trying to turn me on?

How would me pretending to be you be in any way sexu...

Oh. Nevermind, you sick sick freak. :/



Posted by Ant

Oh yeah, you know you like it.




Posted by The Judge

I know I do




Posted by Lord of Spam

fap fap fap




Posted by Darksong X

Razor Fur (Su): As a reflexive action a Furry can cause all the hair on his/her body to become rigid and sharp as needles. This razor fur deals an extra 2d4 damage on a successful "Hit It" roll.




Posted by Slade

lol extra 2d4 damage to bed




Posted by The Judge

The bed only had a hardness of 5 and 2 hp. Dex managed to roll max damage. :(




Posted by Lord of Spam

can you crit on a "hit it" roll? If so, what it the crit range/mulitplier on that attack?




Posted by Klarth

GET LAID YOU GEEKS

WELL, LOS NEEDS TO GET LAID MORE OFTEN

JUDGE JUST NEEDS TO GET LAID




Posted by The Judge

Give me until next weekend and I bet I'll accomplish it.

...And the crit multiplier is actually 19-20/x3 because of the keen quality on the fur.




Posted by Klarth

YOU ****ING LOSER

In other news, the jury's still out on whether or not Dexter's spire of northern frost crossed Aesthetic's gates of attrition.

THE CHOICE IS YOURS




Posted by mis0

I agree with Klarth, you nerds need to be laid/laid more often. This thread is now as nerdy and degenerate as Ant. Obviously, it's no good.




Posted by Ant

"degenerates as Ant"

eh?




Posted by mis0

Well, come on, you're like the nerdiest nerd in DA, man. And you're kinda degenerate-looking too. Judge would affirm this.




Posted by Ant

I'd like to say I'm more so just casual, but true, I normally don't give a **** how I look. The only times I do is when I have a job interview, or if I have to go to some fancy dinner party, and can't forget the times when you fight the dragon.

As for my nerd factor, it's high, I know that much. Nonetheless...meh




Posted by Klarth

ANTBOX IS HUGE.




Posted by mis0

ANTBOX IS DEGENERATE

something about it is just so fun to say ^____________________^




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Ant's a nerd? Huh...




Posted by mis0

ant is a dorito monster




Posted by Ant

****, some doritos right now would be great :(




Posted by Klarth

I want a ball of fat




Posted by mis0

I want a puppy named AMG MUGEN MAZDASPEED THE SPACE DOG but we all don't get what we want.




Posted by Klarth

I was REFERRING to ant




Posted by Ant

Why ever would you say such a thing? You so crazy Klarth. ;p




Posted by Klarth

Shut it, fatty.




Posted by mis0

i was refering to a little puppy

fukken ninjad




Posted by Klarth

Shut it, slutty.




Posted by mis0

GET BENT CRUMPET HOARDER




Posted by Klarth

Shut it, FNAAAARGH JASHUASIDFH NUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII EIIIIIAAAAAH




Posted by mis0


Quoting Klarth: Shut it, FNAAAARGH JASHUASIDFH NUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII EIIIIIAAAAAH

i do no understand these use memes human!



Posted by The Judge

I would not count Ant as a nerd for the same reason I wouldn't count myself as one:

Nerds are smart. Like, really smart.

That leaves us with being dorks. The same as Mike, except he's smart, so he's a nerdy dork. Or a dorky nerd. Actually, I think the second one goes best.

And yeah, unlike him, I give a rats [COLOR="black"]a[/COLOR]ss about how I look. I'm gay for fashion.




Posted by Klarth

I'm a geeky nerd.

Nerds = Intelligent, sophisticated, socially awkward
Geeks = Obsessive, well-spoken, socially awkward
Dorks = Pathetic, drab, socially awkward




Posted by Zeta

Dorky dork.




Posted by Ant

Your definitions suck. Cause I can't put myself into any of those(lol not even the dork one).




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Yeah, nor can I. Fail.




Posted by Klarth

Fine.

Nerds = Intelligent, sophisticated, literate, studious, socially awkward
Geeks = Obsessive, humorous, well-spoken, computer-literate, socially awkward
Dorks = Pathetic, drab, scorning of popular culture, socially awkward




Posted by Ant

Fine, Geek then. Although I do enjoy scorning popular culture quite a bit.




Posted by Klarth

Dorky geek.




Posted by mis0

I think I'm more of a nerdish-jerk than anything myself. I'm not so much socially awkward as I am offensive. However, I can be quite sophisticated and eloquent at the same time.




Posted by The Judge

Nerd: Smart, socially awkward with anyone who isn't a nerd.
Geek: Socially Awkward with anyone outside their small circle of friends (including other geeks), overly-obsessive, usually has a physical ailment (runny nose, impaired vision, etc).
Dork: Likes things not extremely popular amoungst those who make said rules (ie. popular people), maintain a small level of social awareness.

This is why I said I'm a dork, except probably with more social awareness than some. During highschool, me and my friends were considered "cool dorks." That being we did dorky things but were still liked and well known.




Posted by Ant

win lock thread




Posted by Lord of Spam

I'm not socially awkward at all, especially once you get a few drinks in me:(

In fact, get me slightly buzzed (just enough to be loose, but not enough to be incoherent, about 4-7 drinks) and I'm a regular party animal.

Anything past 7 and speech slurs and the idioctic ideas start to get acted on (I wonder if I can burn off all the hair on my arms before anyone smells it?)




Posted by Ant

I think that can go for ANYONE who drinks.




Posted by The Judge

Some people aren't as daring when they're drunk.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Dork: Likes things not extremely popular amoungst those who make said rules (ie. popular people), maintain a small level of social awareness.


Dorks are just as socially awkward as geeks and nerds. Possibly even more so.



Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Ant: I think that can go for ANYONE who drinks.


Nah. Some like to sit around be think about stuff, some are quiet, some are goofy and awkward, some fall real easy, etc.

I just loosen up and become everyones best bud. I also like to dance. Badly.



Posted by mis0

When I drink I'm even more hostile than normal. Which is one of the many reasons I don't.




Posted by Lord of Spam

try pot. Should mellow you out.




Posted by mis0

DURGZ R BADE!!1

No, seriously, I'm pretty mellow when I just avoid all of the above.




Posted by Lord of Spam

I SAID TRY POT, *******IT. DONT YOU RECOGNIZE PEER PRESURE WHEN YOU SEE IT?




Posted by The Judge

This is delicious pot. You must try it!




Posted by sniper

I've heard that cocaine really mellows you out.




Posted by The Judge

I know it helps me get through my day.




Posted by Lord of Spam

If by mellow out you mean "turn you into an energectic, loudmouthed *******" then yes.

Yes it does.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: I SAID TRY POT, *******IT. DONT YOU RECOGNIZE PEER PRESURE WHEN YOU SEE IT?


I do, now I'm hooked.



Posted by Lord of Spam

gateway drug




Posted by Zeta

Peer pressure doesn't work on me. I'll only do it if some famous idiot is doing it.




Posted by mis0

STOP TRYING TO PEER PRESSURE ME GUYS I DON'T WANNA.

i'll just be the designated driver ok please don't kill/murder/homicide me.




Posted by Darksong X

ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting mis0viet: STOP TRYING TO PEER PRESSURE ME GUYS I DON'T WANNA.

i'll just be the designated driver ok please don't kill/murder/homicide me.



hay man i just baked sum brownies u want one lol



Posted by Dexter

Hey guys, when girls say they want closure, does that mean they don't want a continued friendship? :(




Posted by Lord of Spam

haha yeah, pretty much.

Owned.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Not necessarily. CONTEXT GET?!




Posted by Lord of Spam

No.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Yes.




Posted by Lord of Spam

no




Posted by Dexter

****!!! :mad:




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

yes




Posted by Lord of Spam

no.




Posted by Dexter

Which is it??? :confused: :(




Posted by Lord of Spam

I'm not sure, since I dont know the whole story. That being said, I'd venture a guess that its over.




Posted by Ant

It means she wants to move on and doesn't want you to be part of her life anymore. Thus, closure.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Yeah, if we're assuming, then it's completely over. But like I said, it could be totally different... depending on the context.




Posted by Dreadnought

[quote=Poison]Dexter is like:

[IMG]http://manga.clone-army.org/t42r//tomoyo109.png[/IMG]

SAUCE.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

b7 for testicles. I can see testicles.




Posted by Ant

ANOTHER INCIDENT OF BALL SHOWING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! B&B&B&B&B&B&B&B&B&B&B&B&BB&B&B&B&B&B&B&B&B&B&B&B&B&B&B&&B&BB&B&B&&B&B&B&BB&

[COLOR="Black"]I DEMAND JUSTICE![/COLOR]




Posted by Lord of Spam

ZOMG IM OFENDED B&B&B&B&B& ZOMG




Posted by Slade

I'm not offended. In fact, I wouldn't mind seeing a million testicles a day, but for the sake of keeping this site kid friendly, I dissaprove. We are the world, we are the children. We are the ones who make a brighter day so let's start giving. There's a choice we're making... We're saving our own lives. It's true we'll make a better day, just you and me.




Posted by Dexter

How will I ever find out if she got a new bed or not with complete closure in my way? There must be some sort of a loophole.




Posted by Ant

The mystery will live on forever.




Posted by Slade

I'm almost positive you could just ask her no matter what your relationship status is. Just call up some day(use a pay phone if it's really that bad:() and say, "Hey did you get a new bed?" It's not like she'll refuse to tell you.




Posted by Ant

Be funny if she did though.




Posted by Staev


Quoting Dexter: How will I ever find out if she got a new bed or not with complete closure in my way? There must be some sort of a loophole.


You have the worst av on the internet.

It is proof-positive that you have never touched a woman.

Stop being a sexual deviant this instant.

EDIT:

Flyer says your av is the faggiest thing since fags came to fagtown. I'm inclined to agree.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: I wouldn't mind seeing a million testicles a day


Stopped reading thread at this point. I'll assume I didn't miss much.



Posted by Slade

uh idk just a bunch of talk about girls n stuff




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

GIRLS YOU SAY?!




Posted by Zeta

I lol every time I see this thread title.




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Vampiro: GIRLS YOU SAY?!


not on my internet



Posted by Staev

Furfags! AUGH! >:0




Posted by Zeta

YIFF YOFF YUFF




Posted by Lord of Spam

yuff... yuffy... ZOMG

zeta loves FF7! KILL HIM




Posted by Aesthetic

[quote=Slade]It's not like she'll refuse to tell you.

o rly




Posted by Roger Smith

Hah, I remember this thread!

Great bump for justice!




Posted by Slade


Quoting Aesthetic: o rly

This is proofs that womenz are psychotic.



Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

As if you didn't already know.




Posted by Xenos

Random.




Posted by Slade


Quoting Angelwing: As if you didn't already know.


As if I didn't already... Wait, you're right. It's just nice to reaffirm the truth every once in a while.



Posted by Shade

SEX