[B]Operator says:[/B]
here's a giant crab.
flip it and hit its weak point
for massive damage.
[B]Operator says:[/B]
sony haiku
[b]Max says:[/B]
lol
[B]Operator says:[/B]
my name is reggie.
this is like excitebike, but
with a big **** truck.
[B]Operator says:[/B]
nintendo haiku
[b]Max says:[/B]
I want to kill you
With a blazing BFG
On my quake Server
[b]Max says:[/B]
PC haiku
[B]Operator says:[/B]
micro-transactions.
five-hundred-and-ninety-nine.
you get the point.
[B]Operator says:[/B]
more sony
[b]Max says:[/B]
nope
[b]Max says:[/B]
short a syllable
Operator says:
****, you're right
Operator says:
"k, you get the point"
[b]Max says:[/B]
Client changes his needs
You smash his **** skull open
Then you sit and smile
[b]Max says:[/B]
Web Developers haiku
Operator says:
very clever
Operator says:
A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
Operator says:
Microsoft
[b]Max says:[/B]
hahahahahahaha
Operator says:
Yesterday it worked
Today it is not working
Windows is like that.
[b]Max says:[/B]
I couldn't care less
Said the cop to the hippie
As he shot him dead
Operator says:
beautiful
[b]Max says:[/B]
Putting Together
Random Words in a sentence
Is not poetry
Operator says:
fish, kettle, baboon
nipple-wrenching left-handed
atomic trousers.
[b]Max says:[/B]
Ocelot's windpipe
Broken kitten molestor
Slap-up dog food meal
Operator says:
Great Odin's raven!
Arcane trachectomy
Waffle iron assault!
[b]Max says:[/B]
Panzer brigade hat
Makes small boy cry in beer jug
Because he has aids
Operator says:
"Would you like some chips?"
He said to the hedgehog. "No,
Give me leprechauns."
[b]Max says:[/B]
Full on frontal nude
Blinds censors, they are prudish
We should shoot them all
[b]Max says:[/B]
hahhaha
Operator says:
remember that?
[b]Max says:[/B]
yeah
Operator says:
good times
[b]Max says:[/B]
What use is a bike
If it is dead, said the boy,
Drowning in the nile
Operator says:
oh ***
Operator says:
i can't stop laughing
[b]Max says:[/B]
Donkey punch me *****!
Cried the hooker, dieing slowly
Inside from despair
[b]Max says:[/B]
dark, huh?
Operator says:
cheer up emo kid
Operator says:
Linkin Park writes songs
With deep emotional tunes
I use AOL.
[b]Max says:[/B]
hahahahaha
[b]Max says:[/B]
I use AOL
As a weapon to destroy
Cried evil murdoch
lol....I've got give it to ya. That's a Haiku like the world has never seen before. I sure as hell have'nt read anything like that.
.....(what?) I can't do that. Haiku's arn't my thing....well.....
OK, Here's one.
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[FONT=Serif]The Sweetest Kill
My movements make no sound
My footsteps quick and light.
I glide on down the darkened street
Accompanied by night
Passing mortal strangers
Who look the other way
I'm intoxicated by their scent
These creatures are my prey
I stop beneath a streetlamp
Where they can view my face
Seeing my unnatural skin
They soon quicken their pace
Their cowardess amuses me
Those eyes so full of fear
I throw my head back, and I laugh
For all of them to hear
Stepping from the light
I'm hidden by the dark
Continuing along my path
I reach a lonely park
Sitting on a wooden bench
A girl cries silently
Her face is streaked with salty tears
She fails to notice me
Her eyes are tightly shut
Her body shades with sobs
Yet still, I hear her beating heart
Within her chest it throbs
Slowly I approach her
Until I'm by her side
Admiring her tender cheeks
I see her tears have dried
I move my face in towards her neck
And hover for awhile
Much to my surprise I see
Her frown turned to a smile
She looks directly at me
Her eyes of deepest blue.
With the softest lips, I've ever seen She mouths the words "Thank you."
I sink my teeth into her flesh
On blood is what I thrive
I drink till I can drink no more
Again, I am alive[/FONT]
[FONT=Serif][/FONT]
[FONT=Serif] -----Saruin[/FONT]
[FONT=Serif][/FONT]
[FONT=Serif]....wait that was'nt much of a haiku...****! [/FONT]
Fair lotus blossum
Honeybee draws its nectar
My d[COLOR="WHITE"]i[/COLOR]ck rips your a[COLOR="WHITE"]s[/COLOR]s
Mighty Crocomire
Guardian beast of Norfair
Push into acid
I made that way back when I was 6.