Association kinda thing. What books would each member have contributed to the library? It's hard to explain, couple of examples -should- clarify everything.
An Illustrated Guide To Fetish-Porn, by Poison.
More Of Me To Love: An Autobiography, by Fate.
THE ULTIMATE GUIDE TO YELLING, by SPEEDFREAK.
Or whatever. They're not very good examples, I'm not very good at this. Hopefully other members have better imaginations. D:
How To Be Fukken Grim, by Vampiro
Everything I Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten by Ant SINCE HES A BIG BABY GET IT LOL
The Forehead, by Lord of Spam
How To Post Your Balls Off, by Mr.Nintendo74
Gide Two Gud Speling by Linkman
LoS' Gfuide To Trypos by Loord of Spam
OMFG Sora, a compilation of stories by the Sora Plethora.
How To Make Her Shut Her Mouth by Sean Fury
Hey! This is a kickass thread.
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[FONT="century gothic"]Budgies are Buddies by Angelwing
Friends Not Food by Dexter
Kala Sutra by Sable Wind
An Essential Guide to Pedophilia for Dummies with Vampiro by Dexter Co.
How to be Rude by The Judge ;)
How to be a Stubborn Wacko by Jesse Smith
Atkins Diet Saved my Life! by Fate
Urine, Hot Chocolate and Tea by Sabredog
How to Abuse Women by Sean Fury
Best Way to Make Women Orgasm by Somebodyrandom
When Women Get Wet by Somebodyrandom
Best Way to **** a Woman by Somebodyrandom
The Human Reproductive Anatomy by Misoxeny
Animalia Erotica by Raptor
The Secular Gland for Loli by Antman
How to Spam Several Thousand Posts and Get Away by cougghh
WHY YOU SHUOLD REPLY TO MY ART THREAD by Maian
"It's a Fact, Look it Up" Encyclopedia by Vampiro
Power of a Unicorn by Blaise
Psycho in Basement by Blaise [AND YES, SHE REALLY IS WORKING ON THESE 'NOVELS'.]
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I REALLY REALLY LOVE RAP, GUYS. SERIOUSLY, ITS AWESOME by Phantasma
How To Tell If She ****s Like A Tiger, by Klarth
How Do I Grow a Penis? by Killer Jordo :D
How To Spank Your Monkey For 18 Hours Straight, by Klarth
Hey Kids, Want Some Candy? by Protoman
The 30 Year Old Virgin (Based on the movie starring Jesse Smith), By Jesse Smith
[COLOR="Black"]Guide to jizz LoS' mouth by Phantasma.[/COLOR]
Alternative Culture Is Stupid, I'm Alternative Alternative by Raptor
How to like crotch, by Raptor
[COLOR="Black"]How to give LoS more Gasolina by Phantasma.[/COLOR]
Hermaphroditic Sex, cowritten by Xenos and Misoxeny.
How to liek da penis, by Killer Jordo
Sabredog is a butthead by VRZ
How to be Cool, by The Judge.
I Reject All Suggestions From Ant by Judge
How to be a sexy beast, by VRZ :D
Right Over My Head by VRZ
I Did A Poo, Ha Ha Ha by VRZ
Why the F*ck Has No One Mentioned Me Yet: A Stupid, Unnecessary Cry For Attention by yours truly
The Electronica Aficionado's Handbook, also by me
How to Speaker Beaner, by Chepito
Corrupt and Raptor K-I-S-S-I-N-G by CORRUPT
Stick it in Her Pooper! by Fate
Das Schone U-Boot ist ruiniert by Corrupt
The End of Said Thread, by Some Mod
I Wish I Could Get Laid, by Jesse Smith
[COLOR="Black"]How to drink a cup of tea by Klarth.[/COLOR]
How to obtain the Nervers of Steal, by Billards
How to Pretend to Not Care About VGC Anymore by Sable Windanna
The Glory Of The Sora Plethora, by Mr.Nintendo74
Me Likes to do da cha cha, by Ant
What Is Rude?, by The Judge
How To Get Your Ass Handed To You In Melee By Mr.Nintendo74, by Mr.Nintendo74
:D, by Jesse Smith
Meh by Ant
how do I sent rad music? by Corrupt
Creative Thread Making For Dummies, by Sabredog
How To Kiss Ass, by Mr.Nintendo74
How to get Banned - The Judge
How to make Suggestions you don't like - The Judge
How to Pad your Post Count - Mr.Nintendo74
How to live at VGChat - Mr.Nintendo74
How to be da King of da n00bies - Bendehur2007
How to be da ex-King of da n00bies - Max Mouse
Jesse, Have a copy on the house.
How To Post Your Balls Off, by Mr.Nintendo74
Dexter's Limited Edition English Dictionary, Version VIII, first printing 2006
Coloring With Barbie, Pit, and Their Minorty Friends
Chingychingblingyblingaoiyoyoihentaikawaii Time With Xenos and Co.
Brown Eye of the Tiger, as translated by AntJudge
It's ****ing TEA and SUGAR, as is, by Addy
I'm a Sexy Black Haired Hillary Duff, by Fate
Hi Fate never really talked to ya ever before how's it going?
How To Stalk On VGC, by Mr.Nintendo74
[quote=Mr.Nintendo74]Jesse, Have a copy on the house.
How To Post Your Balls Off, by Mr.Nintendo74
Are you saying that you have no testicles?
They poped when I reached 2,000 posts.
How To Repair Your Balls, by Mr.Nintendo74
Well their fixed.
What it's like being the only person in Ocean Beach who doesn't smoke weed, by Corrupt
The Joys of Roid Rage, by BJ Blaskowitz
lol i'm a like fashion expert by Altinure
The Official English Dictionary of Profanity by Speedfreak
The boys' guide to being a really ditzy girl by Poco and Kanashuri
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? by Sean Fury
The Complete Idiot's guide to postwhoring by Mr Nintendo 74
How to **** off Playstation fans by Speedfreak
Big Boss's guide to sexual positions by Fate
How to post while wasted by Philsdad
Pete's guide to never posting at VGC and not getting demodded by Pete
How to survive in Albuquerque by Misoxeny
The VGC metal dictionary by Philsdad, Shin-Ra and Vampiro
How to not get banned for excessive advertising by Hyper
How I beat anorexia by Crazy K
How do I started 4chan meme? by Lord of Spam
What not to do in a relationship by Fei-on
A lady's guide to manners and politeness by Trigger
Where did I go? by Netman
I'm better than you by Raptor
How did I get so much rep? by Poison
Why Techno is your *** by Corrupt
Fun things to do in Simi Valley* by Ant, The Judge, Billards, specops, and Darksong X
How to be the greatest most laid back super-mod ever...or else! by me (Admiral Anthrax)
* = this book is only 1 page long
lol I liked mine.
How To Love Everone In One Post, by ///Phantom
How To Stay Under 100 Post, by Posion Summarized=Post on intro boards and twist the subject.
Why the Whole Board Either Loves You or Hates Your Guts by Linko
Understanding Autism by Jesse Smith, forward by Bjarni
Why Stop at 100%? by Vampiro
An Expert's Guide Cat Fighting: Defeating the Half of VGC You Can't Win Over with Sexy Photos by Fate
I demand more about me.
How To Gain Rep Fast And Easily, by juliebriggs
Summarized=Take a Sexy Picture of yourself and make it your avatar!
How To love The Kingdom Hearts Newbies, by Linko 16
Gak Splat by Linko_16
how do I made ban? by Jesse
H4X0R5 by Curr the Conqueror
I Should Make A Poll On Who Wants Jesse Banned for a day, by Mr.Nintendo74
Actually I'll go do it now.
[Quote=///Phantom]How I beat anorexia by Crazy K
I love it.
How to loose weight and post your pictures on VGC. By Crazy K
And thats all I can think of sadly. :(
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Man Juice Diet Saved my Life! by Fate
Fix'd
It's real. Look it up.
How To Rock A Wig, by Crazy K
"Beneath the Façade: The True Story of a False Persona", by Raptor.
"How to Pretend to be a Suicidal Teen for Negative Attention", by Phylinthe.
"Cactus, ドリフト, and Gender Confusion; the Story of my Life Online", by Misoxeny.
"I SWEAR I'M NOT A PAEDOPHILE", by Ant.
How to **** a mosquito, by Killer Jordo
How To Puppet, by Flame Ghost
How To Be A Wacko, by Jesse Smith
:D Vol.II, by Jesse Smith
The Dangers of Morning Wood - Dreadnought
The Joys of Roomate Intamacy - Klarth
Dramatic Exits and Reappearances 101 - Admiral Anthrax, v16munchkin, Phantom et all.
How to Cheat in Arcade Games - IfeelYellow
2005 Sellers Guide to the Black Market - Jesse Smith (chapter 4, Appendectomies)
How to Overcome your Fear of the Ovary - Anty Panty
Interesting... then how about these books?
The complete guide to 1/2 BS by Arczu
Elite 120% Truth Guide by Vampiro
Logical Bomb by Raptor
and...
"n00b" > Super Moderator: The evolution explained by Corrupt
(No seriously, imagine how many people would read this book!)
I'm Saddened Because I've Been Left Out - Stalolin
I MAJORED IN THEATER - netman
The Complete Guide to Everything/Everyone Awesome - DA CREW
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The Bear Cha-Cha-Cha by The Big Blue Bear
Yeha... how original... or mature for that matter. This thread can have short picture books too can't it?
The Great Debate: Tentacles vs. Loli by Zeta
[quote=Mr.Nintendo74]:-D The Prequel, by Jesse Smith
10000 Reasons why I should stop replying to this thread, by Mr Nintendo74
[quote=Mr.Nintendo74]They poped when I reached 2,000 posts.
How To Repair Your Balls, by Mr.Nintendo74
Well their fixed.
"Poped?" I assume you mean "popped." But anywho... your jokes are lame. :)
As well as the majority of these others, sadly...
Tischtennis-Spielen Ist Krieg! by Klarth and Dreadnought
So ****ing Metal by the Music Board
Festive Holiday Grimness by Shin-Ra
Facts And Why You Should Look Them Up by Darkness Advanced
Daytime Reading Only Book by Darkness Advanced
Nighttime Reading Only Book by Darkness Advanced
I do not apprecite that klarth..
I will add more books.
The purpose drivien life
Your best life now- Joel Osteen
"Forget Quality. It's All About Quantity!" - Mr.Nintendo74.
How to tink aboot ada tings den da vagina, by Raptor
Confessions of a Crap Comedian, by VirtualRealityZone
LET'S DO COKE WHILE LICKING CROTCH, by Raptor
It turns out I'm Fukken annoying, lol comment on my siggy lol by Mr.Nintendo74
Okay, will people please stop posting the babyish, unfunny, immature, "lol i like poop"-style ones? This means you, VirtualRealityZone and friends.
Coping With Crackoism: A personal and moving account of one man's struggles with crackoism, by Jesse Smith
I'll be deleting them from now on. No offence, but nobody finds you guys funny at all, and nobody would notice if you just ****ed off right out of this thread. :)
Your Life Is Probably Terrible by Klarth
¡Mi Tio Es Infermo, Pero La Carretera Es Verde! by Phantasma
How to **** Off the Entire Neighbourhood by HYPAR
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How to own the internet, by Hyper
"Premium or Unleaded?" -- Life at the Gas Station by Sean Fury
How I'll Kill Everyone if They Insult My Dumb Girlfriend, by Sean Fury
p.s. What Should We Go To AnimeCon Dressed As?
How to be Admin of a Largely Unsuccessful Forum, by 007Ninja, Hyper, KoH, Iris, and whoever else.
[quote=007 ninja] How to be Admin of a Largely Unsuccessful Forum, by 007Ninja, Hyper, KoH, Iris, and whoever else.
GAME BAR: THE UNTOLD/UNHEARD OF STORY - 007, KoH, Iris, Lufia4Lyfe (I think)
I AM GOING TO YELL AT YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE DUMB - Klarth
How Hyper Owned Me by Linko.
I was thinking of the one where you made me black and wrote "I was owned by Hyper" on my shirt.
I don't think I have that one anymore :( Though it was a good one. I edited a lot of people's pics. Who did I turn into Batman?
ehh to stay on topic
I edit people's pics by hyper lol
lol i like poop the official guide to ****ing off supermods by LoS
UGF became WF ... which is worse?
Denial by 007 ninja
Opps by Xenos
The Awesome Award and Those Who Should Receive It by 007 Ninja
How To Shot Web, A crash course on Super Hero moves and how to preform them by Lord of Spam.
Weird Turn Ons by Roger S Huxley
When in doubt, Bubble Hearth by Roger S Huxley
Yarrrrrr, Pirates > Ninjas by Roger S Huxley
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How to come up with book titles that aren't funny, by most of the people who replied to this thread.
Hypocrisy by //Phantom
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Gender Confusion: Streets of LA, by Xenos.
How To Lose A Guy In Ten Days by netman
I'm so weeaboo I poop ramens by Sunaipakun
Or...
How to Escape With Half Your Brain Tied Behind Your Back (...Just to Make it Fair) by Jessie Smith
How to Mention Yourself by Shade
I AM DEAF I CANNOT HEAR, by Sniper
[COLOR="Black"]How to be a woMAN by Misoxeny and Xenos.[/COLOR]
How to hit on Zeta's Sister by Mr.Nintendo74 (lol @ Ant)
How I started the Sora Plethora, before and after[/u] By Xenos
[U]Klarth, the Demodded One by Ant
How I Fapped For 3 and a Half Hours by Klarth
I'm an Attention Whore by Phlynthe
JUDGE = BACON by Misoxeny
VAMP = CANADIAN BACON by Stalolin
How to own Darkbulb by Pit
Why does black make me horny? by Phantasma
1000 Crapiest movies of all time by Crazy K
[quote=NightmareBassX]
How to hit on Ants Sister by Mr.Nintendo74
uhhh?
Yeah, I don't have a sister :(
YOU DO NOW!
It's like when you recieve an object in a video game. There's the inspiring music, then "You recieved: SISTER!"
Then you can equip her to the B button and show her to the merchant to trade for a magic carrot.
Then you trade the magic carrot for a flu remedy, and you trade the flu remedy for a wooden plank. Then you give the wooden plank to the swordsmith, and he's happy and makes you a sword.
Then you kill Ganon.
It's fun how things work out.
Then you take Ganon's corpse into a secret little corner, and you grab the lub-
... :(
That's only in the Wii version, silly. The controller's the wrong shape on the GCN :cookie:
Ahg! I must of looked at Ants name and got it stuck in my train of thought. I meant Zeta's sister... Oops! Well, it did cause a pretty funny reaction... I suppose it was worth it.
The Official Guide to DA Edi-I SUCK COCKS Written by Klarth, forward cowritten by Ant, Judge, and Sniper
How Do I Forced Meme? The RideMan Story, contributing authors Vampiro, Dreadnaught, Mis0, et al.
lol random Written by Exoxile
[quote=Lord of Spam]
How Do I Forced Meme? The RideMan Story, contributing authors Vampiro, Dreadnaught, Mis0, et al.
I DEMAND A SPECIAL MENTION FOR STARTING A LEGENDARY THREAD, AND SUNAIPAKUN DEMANDS ONE FOR MAKING A LEGENDARY TEMPLATE
but i rofl'd at the first one so it's ok!
How Do I Ruined Forums? by Potatoe Man
How do I acted like big baby 101 ways to show that you dont know what et al means Written by Klarth, forward by sniper
It's Not My Keyboard, I Actually Have Spelling Issues by Lord of Spam. Foreword by Linkman :)
Diary of Clive and Flame ghost: By flame ghost
For those not in the know: Clive is his homosexual Nigerian lover.
I woke up in a good mood today: by klarth
Wacko's Wish(Based off the major motion picture starring Jesse Smith), by Jesse Smith
how to waste an entire fucking month of life on a video game forum by ant, illustrated by klarth
nothing against you guys.
How to pic an avatar for dummies: by G-sides