VGC Library




Posted by sabre

Association kinda thing. What books would each member have contributed to the library? It's hard to explain, couple of examples -should- clarify everything.

An Illustrated Guide To Fetish-Porn, by Poison.
More Of Me To Love: An Autobiography, by Fate.
THE ULTIMATE GUIDE TO YELLING, by SPEEDFREAK.

Or whatever. They're not very good examples, I'm not very good at this. Hopefully other members have better imaginations. D:




Posted by Zeta

How To Be Fukken Grim, by Vampiro




Posted by Lord of Spam

Everything I Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten by Ant SINCE HES A BIG BABY GET IT LOL




Posted by Zeta

The Forehead, by Lord of Spam




Posted by Arcadios

How To Post Your Balls Off, by Mr.Nintendo74




Posted by Klarth

Gide Two Gud Speling by Linkman




Posted by Zeta

LoS' Gfuide To Trypos by Loord of Spam
OMFG Sora, a compilation of stories by the Sora Plethora.




Posted by Klarth

How To Make Her Shut Her Mouth by Sean Fury




Posted by Phantasma2


Quoted post: LoS' Gfuide To Trypos by Loord of Spam


[COLOR="Black"]Fukken bol'd

Anyways
Guide to be a Puerto Rican beaner by Phantasma

No one will look at my book. =([/COLOR]



Posted by Xenos

Hey! This is a kickass thread.
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[FONT="century gothic"]Budgies are Buddies by Angelwing
Friends Not Food by Dexter
Kala Sutra by Sable Wind
An Essential Guide to Pedophilia for Dummies with Vampiro by Dexter Co.
How to be Rude by The Judge ;)
How to be a Stubborn Wacko by Jesse Smith
Atkins Diet Saved my Life! by Fate
Urine, Hot Chocolate and Tea by Sabredog
How to Abuse Women by Sean Fury
Best Way to Make Women Orgasm by Somebodyrandom
When Women Get Wet by Somebodyrandom
Best Way to **** a Woman by Somebodyrandom
The Human Reproductive Anatomy by Misoxeny
Animalia Erotica by Raptor
The Secular Gland for Loli by Antman
How to Spam Several Thousand Posts and Get Away by cougghh
WHY YOU SHUOLD REPLY TO MY ART THREAD by Maian
"It's a Fact, Look it Up" Encyclopedia by Vampiro
Power of a Unicorn by Blaise
Psycho in Basement by Blaise [AND YES, SHE REALLY IS WORKING ON THESE 'NOVELS'.]
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Posted by Lord of Spam

I REALLY REALLY LOVE RAP, GUYS. SERIOUSLY, ITS AWESOME by Phantasma




Posted by Zeta

How To Tell If She ****s Like A Tiger, by Klarth




Posted by VirtualRealityZone

How Do I Grow a Penis? by Killer Jordo :D




Posted by Arcadios

How To Spank Your Monkey For 18 Hours Straight, by Klarth




Posted by Hyper

Hey Kids, Want Some Candy? by Protoman




Posted by VirtualRealityZone

The 30 Year Old Virgin (Based on the movie starring Jesse Smith), By Jesse Smith




Posted by Phantasma2

[COLOR="Black"]Guide to jizz LoS' mouth by Phantasma.[/COLOR]




Posted by Klarth

Alternative Culture Is Stupid, I'm Alternative Alternative by Raptor




Posted by VirtualRealityZone

How to like crotch, by Raptor




Posted by Phantasma2

[COLOR="Black"]How to give LoS more Gasolina by Phantasma.[/COLOR]




Posted by Hyper

Hermaphroditic Sex, cowritten by Xenos and Misoxeny.




Posted by VirtualRealityZone

How to liek da penis, by Killer Jordo




Posted by sabre


Quoting VirtualRealityZone: How to like crotch, by Raptor
[quote=VirtualRealityZone]How to liek da penis, by Killer Jordo
Juuuust when I thought VGC couldn't get more puerile. :(

hey guys, i have a funny one. i'm gay: an autobiography, by virtualrealityzone. get it, because he's gay lol what a fag.



Posted by Hyper

Sabredog is a butthead by VRZ




Posted by Ant

How to be Cool, by The Judge.




Posted by Hyper

I Reject All Suggestions From Ant by Judge




Posted by VirtualRealityZone

How to be a sexy beast, by VRZ :D




Posted by Hyper

Right Over My Head by VRZ




Posted by Klarth

I Did A Poo, Ha Ha Ha by VRZ




Posted by Corrupt

Why the F*ck Has No One Mentioned Me Yet: A Stupid, Unnecessary Cry For Attention by yours truly

The Electronica Aficionado's Handbook, also by me




Posted by VirtualRealityZone

How to Speaker Beaner, by Chepito




Posted by Hyper

Corrupt and Raptor K-I-S-S-I-N-G by CORRUPT




Posted by Sable Wind

Stick it in Her Pooper! by Fate




Posted by Klarth

Das Schone U-Boot ist ruiniert by Corrupt




Posted by Arcadios

The End of Said Thread, by Some Mod




Posted by VirtualRealityZone

I Wish I Could Get Laid, by Jesse Smith




Posted by Phantasma2

[COLOR="Black"]How to drink a cup of tea by Klarth.[/COLOR]




Posted by Ant

How to obtain the Nervers of Steal, by Billards




Posted by Hyper

How to Pretend to Not Care About VGC Anymore by Sable Windanna




Posted by Arcadios

The Glory Of The Sora Plethora, by Mr.Nintendo74




Posted by VirtualRealityZone

Me Likes to do da cha cha, by Ant




Posted by Arcadios

What Is Rude?, by The Judge

How To Get Your Ass Handed To You In Melee By Mr.Nintendo74, by Mr.Nintendo74

:D, by Jesse Smith




Posted by Lord of Spam

Meh by Ant

how do I sent rad music? by Corrupt




Posted by Arcadios

Creative Thread Making For Dummies, by Sabredog

How To Kiss Ass, by Mr.Nintendo74




Posted by Jesse Smith

How to get Banned - The Judge
How to make Suggestions you don't like - The Judge
How to Pad your Post Count - Mr.Nintendo74
How to live at VGChat - Mr.Nintendo74
How to be da King of da n00bies - Bendehur2007
How to be da ex-King of da n00bies - Max Mouse




Posted by Arcadios

Jesse, Have a copy on the house.
How To Post Your Balls Off, by Mr.Nintendo74




Posted by Fate

Dexter's Limited Edition English Dictionary, Version VIII, first printing 2006
Coloring With Barbie, Pit, and Their Minorty Friends
Chingychingblingyblingaoiyoyoihentaikawaii Time With Xenos and Co.
Brown Eye of the Tiger, as translated by AntJudge
It's ****ing TEA and SUGAR, as is, by Addy




Posted by Arcadios

I'm a Sexy Black Haired Hillary Duff, by Fate

Hi Fate never really talked to ya ever before how's it going?

How To Stalk On VGC, by Mr.Nintendo74




Posted by KoH

[quote=Mr.Nintendo74]Jesse, Have a copy on the house.
How To Post Your Balls Off, by Mr.Nintendo74

Are you saying that you have no testicles?




Posted by Arcadios

They poped when I reached 2,000 posts.
How To Repair Your Balls, by Mr.Nintendo74
Well their fixed.




Posted by Captain Cleanoff

What it's like being the only person in Ocean Beach who doesn't smoke weed, by Corrupt
The Joys of Roid Rage, by BJ Blaskowitz
lol i'm a like fashion expert by Altinure
The Official English Dictionary of Profanity by Speedfreak
The boys' guide to being a really ditzy girl by Poco and Kanashuri
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? by Sean Fury
The Complete Idiot's guide to postwhoring by Mr Nintendo 74
How to **** off Playstation fans by Speedfreak
Big Boss's guide to sexual positions by Fate
How to post while wasted by Philsdad
Pete's guide to never posting at VGC and not getting demodded by Pete
How to survive in Albuquerque by Misoxeny
The VGC metal dictionary by Philsdad, Shin-Ra and Vampiro
How to not get banned for excessive advertising by Hyper
How I beat anorexia by Crazy K
How do I started 4chan meme? by Lord of Spam
What not to do in a relationship by Fei-on
A lady's guide to manners and politeness by Trigger
Where did I go? by Netman
I'm better than you by Raptor
How did I get so much rep? by Poison
Why Techno is your *** by Corrupt
Fun things to do in Simi Valley* by Ant, The Judge, Billards, specops, and Darksong X
How to be the greatest most laid back super-mod ever...or else! by me (Admiral Anthrax)

* = this book is only 1 page long




Posted by Arcadios

lol I liked mine.
How To Love Everone In One Post, by ///Phantom
How To Stay Under 100 Post, by Posion Summarized=Post on intro boards and twist the subject.




Posted by Linko_16

Why the Whole Board Either Loves You or Hates Your Guts by Linko
Understanding Autism by Jesse Smith, forward by Bjarni
Why Stop at 100%? by Vampiro
An Expert's Guide Cat Fighting: Defeating the Half of VGC You Can't Win Over with Sexy Photos by Fate

I demand more about me.




Posted by Arcadios

How To Gain Rep Fast And Easily, by juliebriggs
Summarized=Take a Sexy Picture of yourself and make it your avatar!

How To love The Kingdom Hearts Newbies, by Linko 16




Posted by Filarrh

Gak Splat by Linko_16
how do I made ban? by Jesse
H4X0R5 by Curr the Conqueror




Posted by Arcadios

I Should Make A Poll On Who Wants Jesse Banned for a day, by Mr.Nintendo74
Actually I'll go do it now.




Posted by Crazy K

[Quote=///Phantom]How I beat anorexia by Crazy K

I love it.

How to loose weight and post your pictures on VGC. By Crazy K

And thats all I can think of sadly. :(




Posted by Filarrh

[QUOTE=Xenos]
Man Juice Diet Saved my Life! by Fate

Fix'd

It's real. Look it up.




Posted by Arcadios

How To Rock A Wig, by Crazy K




Posted by mis0

"Beneath the Façade: The True Story of a False Persona", by Raptor.
"How to Pretend to be a Suicidal Teen for Negative Attention", by Phylinthe.
"Cactus, ドリフト, and Gender Confusion; the Story of my Life Online", by Misoxeny.
"I SWEAR I'M NOT A PAEDOPHILE", by Ant.




Posted by VirtualRealityZone

How to **** a mosquito, by Killer Jordo




Posted by Arcadios

How To Puppet, by Flame Ghost




Posted by VirtualRealityZone

How To Be A Wacko, by Jesse Smith




Posted by Arcadios

:D Vol.II, by Jesse Smith




Posted by VirtualRealityZone


Quoting Mr.Nintendo74: :D Vol.II, by Jesse Smith


:-D Vol. III, by Jesse Smith



Posted by Arcadios


Quoting Mr.Nintendo74: :D, by Jesse Smith


Quoting Mr.Nintendo74: :D Vol.II, by Jesse Smith


Quoting VirtualRealityZone: :-D Vol. III, by Jesse Smith


:-D The Prequel, by Jesse Smith



Posted by NES Queen

The Dangers of Morning Wood - Dreadnought
The Joys of Roomate Intamacy - Klarth
Dramatic Exits and Reappearances 101 - Admiral Anthrax, v16munchkin, Phantom et all.
How to Cheat in Arcade Games - IfeelYellow
2005 Sellers Guide to the Black Market - Jesse Smith (chapter 4, Appendectomies)
How to Overcome your Fear of the Ovary - Anty Panty




Posted by Arczu

Interesting... then how about these books?

The complete guide to 1/2 BS by Arczu
Elite 120% Truth Guide by Vampiro
Logical Bomb by Raptor

and...

"n00b" > Super Moderator: The evolution explained by Corrupt
(No seriously, imagine how many people would read this book!)




Posted by Arcadios


Quoting Arczu] Super Moderator: The evolution explained by Corrupt
(No seriously, imagine how many people would read this book!)
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I'd pick up a copy.



Posted by Stalolin

I'm Saddened Because I've Been Left Out - Stalolin
I MAJORED IN THEATER - netman
The Complete Guide to Everything/Everyone Awesome - DA CREW

k




Posted by Arczu

The Bear Cha-Cha-Cha by The Big Blue Bear

Yeha... how original... or mature for that matter. This thread can have short picture books too can't it?




Posted by Zeta

The Great Debate: Tentacles vs. Loli by Zeta




Posted by Captain Cleanoff

[quote=Mr.Nintendo74]:-D The Prequel, by Jesse Smith

10000 Reasons why I should stop replying to this thread, by Mr Nintendo74




Posted by KoH

[quote=Mr.Nintendo74]They poped when I reached 2,000 posts.
How To Repair Your Balls, by Mr.Nintendo74
Well their fixed.

"Poped?" I assume you mean "popped." But anywho... your jokes are lame. :)

As well as the majority of these others, sadly...




Posted by Klarth

Tischtennis-Spielen Ist Krieg! by Klarth and Dreadnought
So ****ing Metal by the Music Board
Festive Holiday Grimness by Shin-Ra
Facts And Why You Should Look Them Up by Darkness Advanced
Daytime Reading Only Book by Darkness Advanced
Nighttime Reading Only Book by Darkness Advanced




Posted by Newhope

I do not apprecite that klarth..
I will add more books.

The purpose drivien life
Your best life now-
Joel Osteen




Posted by Raptor

"Forget Quality. It's All About Quantity!" - Mr.Nintendo74.




Posted by VirtualRealityZone

How to tink aboot ada tings den da vagina, by Raptor




Posted by Klarth

Confessions of a Crap Comedian, by VirtualRealityZone




Posted by Arcadios

LET'S DO COKE WHILE LICKING CROTCH, by Raptor




Posted by Sapphire Rose

It turns out I'm Fukken annoying, lol comment on my siggy lol by Mr.Nintendo74




Posted by sabre

Okay, will people please stop posting the babyish, unfunny, immature, "lol i like poop"-style ones? This means you, VirtualRealityZone and friends.

Coping With Crackoism: A personal and moving account of one man's struggles with crackoism, by Jesse Smith




Posted by Klarth

I'll be deleting them from now on. No offence, but nobody finds you guys funny at all, and nobody would notice if you just ****ed off right out of this thread. :)

Your Life Is Probably Terrible by Klarth
¡Mi Tio Es Infermo, Pero La Carretera Es Verde! by Phantasma




Posted by Hyper

How to **** Off the Entire Neighbourhood by HYPAR




Posted by mis0

[QUOTE=Klarth]
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Posted by VirtualRealityZone

How to own the internet, by Hyper




Posted by Sable Wind

"Premium or Unleaded?" -- Life at the Gas Station by Sean Fury




Posted by 007 ninja

How I'll Kill Everyone if They Insult My Dumb Girlfriend, by Sean Fury
p.s. What Should We Go To AnimeCon Dressed As?


How to be Admin of a Largely Unsuccessful Forum, by 007Ninja, Hyper, KoH, Iris, and whoever else.




Posted by Stalolin

[quote=007 ninja] How to be Admin of a Largely Unsuccessful Forum, by 007Ninja, Hyper, KoH, Iris, and whoever else.

GAME BAR: THE UNTOLD/UNHEARD OF STORY - 007, KoH, Iris, Lufia4Lyfe (I think)

I AM GOING TO YELL AT YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE DUMB - Klarth




Posted by Hyper


Quoting Stalolin: GAME BAR: THE UNTOLD/UNHEARD OF STORY - 007, KoH, Iris, Lufia4Lyfe (I think)


lol gamebar sucked compared to ugf amirite people amirite

007NINJA - How to Keep Things You Are Jealous of Alive So That You Can Insult Them Forever :D



Posted by Linko_16

How Hyper Owned Me by Linko.




Posted by Hyper


Quoting Linko_16: How Hyper Owned Me by Linko.



Cover image.

Is this what you were thinking of when you typed that? :cool: Funny, because I just found this image earlier today for the first time in months.



Posted by Linko_16

I was thinking of the one where you made me black and wrote "I was owned by Hyper" on my shirt.




Posted by Hyper

I don't think I have that one anymore :( Though it was a good one. I edited a lot of people's pics. Who did I turn into Batman?

ehh to stay on topic

I edit people's pics by hyper lol




Posted by Lord of Spam

lol i like poop the official guide to ****ing off supermods by LoS




Posted by 007 ninja


Quoting Hyper: lol gamebar sucked compared to ugf amirite people amirite

007NINJA - How to Keep Things You Are Jealous of Alive So That You Can Insult Them Forever :D



i'm not jealous of UGF, but i do want to insult it forever. in fact, UGF is so awful,

**** i can't think of anything



Posted by Xenos

UGF became WF ... which is worse?




Posted by Hyper

Denial by 007 ninja


Quoting Xenos: UGF became WF ... which is worse?


no it didn't. UGF existed at the start of WF (PGA) and I eventually closed it down. they were always seperate.



Posted by Xenos

Opps by Xenos




Posted by 007 ninja

The Awesome Award and Those Who Should Receive It by 007 Ninja




Posted by Roger S Huxley

How To Shot Web, A crash course on Super Hero moves and how to preform them by Lord of Spam.

Weird Turn Ons by Roger S Huxley

When in doubt, Bubble Hearth by Roger S Huxley

Yarrrrrr, Pirates > Ninjas by Roger S Huxley




Posted by Phantasma2

[QUOTE]




Posted by Captain Cleanoff

How to come up with book titles that aren't funny, by most of the people who replied to this thread.




Posted by Xenos

Hypocrisy by //Phantom


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[/COLOR] [SIZE=1][COLOR=Gray] kidding btw[/COLOR][/SIZE]




Posted by mis0

Gender Confusion: Streets of LA, by Xenos.




Posted by Linkman

How To Lose A Guy In Ten Days by netman




Posted by Lord of Spam

I'm so weeaboo I poop ramens by Sunaipakun




Posted by Arczu

Or...

How to Escape With Half Your Brain Tied Behind Your Back (...Just to Make it Fair) by Jessie Smith




Posted by Shade

How to Mention Yourself by Shade




Posted by Red


Quoting Zeta: How To Be Fukken Grim, by Vampiro


D*MN you Zeta I was so gunna do that



Posted by mis0

I AM DEAF I CANNOT HEAR, by Sniper




Posted by Phantasma2

[COLOR="Black"]How to be a woMAN by Misoxeny and Xenos.[/COLOR]




Posted by NightmareBassX

How to hit on Zeta's Sister by Mr.Nintendo74 (lol @ Ant)
How I started the Sora Plethora, before and after[/u] By Xenos
[U]Klarth, the Demodded One
by Ant
How I Fapped For 3 and a Half Hours by Klarth
I'm an Attention Whore by Phlynthe
JUDGE = BACON by Misoxeny
VAMP = CANADIAN BACON by Stalolin
How to own Darkbulb by Pit
Why does black make me horny? by Phantasma
1000 Crapiest movies of all time by Crazy K




Posted by Klarth

[quote=NightmareBassX]
How to hit on Ants Sister by Mr.Nintendo74
uhhh?




Posted by Ant

Yeah, I don't have a sister :(




Posted by Klarth

YOU DO NOW!




Posted by Sable Wind

It's like when you recieve an object in a video game. There's the inspiring music, then "You recieved: SISTER!"




Posted by Klarth

Then you can equip her to the B button and show her to the merchant to trade for a magic carrot.

Then you trade the magic carrot for a flu remedy, and you trade the flu remedy for a wooden plank. Then you give the wooden plank to the swordsmith, and he's happy and makes you a sword.

Then you kill Ganon.

It's fun how things work out.




Posted by Sable Wind

Then you take Ganon's corpse into a secret little corner, and you grab the lub-

... :(




Posted by Klarth

That's only in the Wii version, silly. The controller's the wrong shape on the GCN :cookie:




Posted by NightmareBassX

Ahg! I must of looked at Ants name and got it stuck in my train of thought. I meant Zeta's sister... Oops! Well, it did cause a pretty funny reaction... I suppose it was worth it.




Posted by Lord of Spam

The Official Guide to DA Edi-I SUCK COCKS Written by Klarth, forward cowritten by Ant, Judge, and Sniper

How Do I Forced Meme? The RideMan Story, contributing authors Vampiro, Dreadnaught, Mis0, et al.

lol random Written by Exoxile




Posted by Klarth

[quote=Lord of Spam]
How Do I Forced Meme? The RideMan Story, contributing authors Vampiro, Dreadnaught, Mis0, et al.
I DEMAND A SPECIAL MENTION FOR STARTING A LEGENDARY THREAD, AND SUNAIPAKUN DEMANDS ONE FOR MAKING A LEGENDARY TEMPLATE

but i rofl'd at the first one so it's ok!

How Do I Ruined Forums? by Potatoe Man




Posted by Lord of Spam

How do I acted like big baby 101 ways to show that you dont know what et al means Written by Klarth, forward by sniper




Posted by Klarth

It's Not My Keyboard, I Actually Have Spelling Issues by Lord of Spam. Foreword by Linkman :)




Posted by Xero

Diary of Clive and Flame ghost: By flame ghost




Posted by Klarth

For those not in the know: Clive is his homosexual Nigerian lover.




Posted by Xero

I woke up in a good mood today: by klarth




Posted by Celestial Flame

Wacko's Wish(Based off the major motion picture starring Jesse Smith), by Jesse Smith




Posted by G-Sides

how to waste an entire fucking month of life on a video game forum by ant, illustrated by klarth





nothing against you guys.




Posted by Xero

How to pic an avatar for dummies: by G-sides