Dexter luvs da vrgins




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Dexter's going to visit aesthetic. The question is, will he get to **** her, or will he come up empty-pawed?

Dexter's destiny, dear sirs, is in your hand.




Posted by Lord of Spam

I seem to remember her saying something about being like a c. Thems some nicely sized boobs.

go for it dex. Just be prepared for a mess. First times arent clean.




Posted by Phantasma2

[COLOR="Black"]Be sure to wear "proteccion".[/COLOR] [COLOR="DimGray"]If you know how to put one.[/COLOR]


Quoted post: go for it dex. Just be prepared for a mess. First times arent clean.


[COLOR="Black"]And get a extra pack.[/COLOR]



Posted by Stalolin

MAY EROS' LOVE BE WITH YOU.

AND MAYBE SOME REALLY GOOD APHRODISIACS




Posted by Xenos

No sex till marriage.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: go for it dex. Just be prepared for a mess. First times arent clean.


They aren't a ****ing river either...



Posted by Lord of Spam

well, i dont mean that its going to look like a surgery table

actually, that would be kinda hot




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Xenos: No sex till marriage.


fuck that shit



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: [COLOR="White"]fuc[/COLOR]k that [COLOR="White"]sh[/COLOR]it


second'd



Posted by Arcadios

I saw a pic of her that Dex showed me and see looks fairly attractive......de-flowering a fellow VGChat member......has there been any cases that this ever happen before?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Fate/BB maybe? I don't know.




Posted by Celestial Flame

I've been reading this thread.
Dexter comment on this since it is about you after all.




Posted by Roger Smith

He wishes to avoid it all:cool:




Posted by mis0

I voted, but I don't really want to comment. I respect both Dex and Aesthetic, and that is why.




Posted by Corrupt

On a side note... Vamp, I swear I was considering using that Kirby avatar on and off for like a month. But I'd have to say it fits you well :kirby:

And as for the topic at hand, well...

[quote=Lord of Spam]**** that ****




Posted by Ant

I'd be surprised if it happens, and don't think it will :p

But if it were to happen, sure, go for it. No sex before marriage is just stupid.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

btw: dex was there win a made this thread. So don't be ****ing pussies about it.




Posted by sniper

CHRISTIAN VALUES




Posted by Darksong X

Did you take your interval this morning? You sound a little off-center.

He better, that's all i'm saying.




Posted by JonMB

I vote neither.

If they both want to, they will. If not, then don't.

Take some advice from daddy Jon, who has had sex over 1,200 times in his short life. Don't rush it. Make it special. Keep it secret. Keep it safe. :)




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Way to fag up the thread, Jon.




Posted by Dexter

THIS THREAD IS FURPOSTEROUS!!! :mad:


Quoting JonMB: Keep it secret.


Infurmation about my fursonal life leaks more than the FUR571.



Posted by Dreadnought

Fukken signed.

pooper, stick, etc.




Posted by Klarth

[quote=Vampiro]dex was there win a made this thread.
I have no ****ing clue what the **** you just said




Posted by The Judge

While I'm not sure what will happen, I vote for some hard f[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]cking.




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Klarth: I have no ****ing clue what the **** you just said


when i


Quoting Misoxeny: I voted, but I don't really want to comment. I respect both Dex and Aesthetic, and that is why.


both of them know me well enough to know a joke when they see it



Posted by The Judge

Actually, Aesthetic...




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: I have no ****ing clue what the **** you just said


Give me a break, I was tired. But yeah, LoS got it right.

fukken british.



Posted by Boner

I'd rathher find my own virgin to slay than worry about what one VGC member is or isn't going to do to another. I mean, really.......who gives a flying ****?




Posted by Poison

I voted for de-flowering!

Hey, I’m a perv, I hope for the best :(




Posted by Lord of Spam

oh lawd is dat sum loli?

the answer, is yes, since she's 12


and thats fukken hawt




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoting Lord of Spam: oh lawd is dat sum loli?

the answer, is yes, since she's 12


and thats fukken hawt


you sicken me, sir.



Posted by Lord of Spam

lol'd, then fap'd out of curiosity

not bad, actually




Posted by The Judge


Quoting Lord of Spam: the answer, is yes, since she's 12

You mean she's as tall as a 12 year old.



Posted by Klarth

I'm as tall as a six-foot twelve year-old!




Posted by Lord of Spam

i refuse to accept that you're taller than me




Posted by Zeta

Bump to mess with the new thread names.




Posted by Dexter

Are you guys sure that my feet pajamas are a bad idea? :(

I'm leaving early this Friday morning. This will be the first time I've ever met up with a VGC member. Very exciting. ^_^




Posted by Zeta

sex pics plz




Posted by Klarth


Quoting Lord of Spam: i refuse to accept that you're taller than me

I refuse to accept that you're shorHOLY SHIT IT'S THE FOREHEAD GET IN THE CAR



Posted by Klarth

tasty fish are really quite [COLOR="black"]ADJECTIVE[/COLOR]




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Klarth: I refuse to accept that you're shorHOLY SHIT IT'S THE FOREHEAD GET IN THE CAR


bol win lock thread



Posted by Dexter

FATHER HAS THE KEY! :amy:




Posted by Ant

to what? her panties?




Posted by Slade

Yeahhh posting in an unlocked thread.

For future reference a joke about the obvious is no reason to lock teh thread.




Posted by Zeta

lol b& Dex.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

fukken bol, love this new rule.




Posted by JonMB


Quoting Vampiro: Way to fag up the thread, Jon.

I do what I can my sexy Vampiro buddy!



Posted by Ant

ur cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But yeah, I actually recognize the gay lion king plate.




Posted by Klarth

IT'S THE FOREHEAD




Posted by Ant

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, yeah. Dexter posted a video of him playing with some cats. And I was commenting on that and the gay lion king plate that was in there too.

The ****er deleted it though :(




Posted by Klarth

DAEHEROF EHT S'TI




Posted by Ant

woosh




Posted by Lord of Spam

hsoow




Posted by Klarth

maps, fo' drol.




Posted by The Judge

Hello my name is Judge

Judge Judge Judge

hurrr :judge:




Posted by JonMB

Dexter is my homeboy who I rarely talk to. I love that guy.




Posted by Klarth


Quoting The Judge: Hello my name is Judge

Judge Judge Judge

hurrr :judge:

Gonna have to agree with you there.



Posted by The Judge

And now you only get one more mistake before you're demodded. :)




Posted by Klarth

It wasn't a mistake, I did that intentionally :)

What is it with you and threatening to de-mod me? :( It hurts, you know. :(




Posted by NEMI


Quoting Lord of Spam:
go for it dex. Just be prepared for a mess. First times arent clean.


Do what you want,he's right on that one.


Quoting Xenos: no sex till marriage.


Hey,no one waits in these days,just let him be!
dex,it's your life,do as you please.An advice use protection,you don't want a baby right now,K?



Posted by The Judge

Fun Fact: After using commas and periods, a space follows to separate the next word from the previous one. In fact, in proper essays, two spaces follow after periods.

Idiot.




Posted by Klarth

Is it bad that Dex's sister voted on the poll?




Posted by Lord of Spam

is it bad that you dont realize that was dex puppeting her account?

the answer is yes.




Posted by Aesthetic

Now now, kids. Give the lovers some privacy :mad:

;)




Posted by Ant

So, did you KETTLEFISH ARCANE BABOON RELIC yet?




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Aesthetic][color=lemonchiffon]Now now, kids. Give the lovers some privacy :mad:

:


1)Bet that was dex
2)zomg torrent pls



Posted by sniper

The edit to Ant's post was only made funnier by the fact that the font color used was "lemon chiffon."




Posted by The Judge

No outsider edits posts here. Not on my watch.




Posted by Aesthetic

[quote=Lord of Spam]1)Bet that was dex
2)zomg torrent pls

If anything, I'm the one who goes on his account; not the other way around.


Quoting sniper: The edit to Ant's post was only made funnier by the fact that the font color used was "lemon chiffon."


Wasn't it, though? ;)



Posted by Lord of Spam

So how did things go:cool:




Posted by Zeta

The blood of virgins, has it flowed yet?




Posted by Dexter


Quoting Lord of Spam: So how did things go:cool:


Things went quite well, I'd say.

coughifyouknowwhatimeancough

;)


In all seriousness, guys, this stuff's fursonal. Leave it to the imagination, k?



Posted by Ant

Eh, nothing happened then.




Posted by Dexter

:-*

:-*




Posted by Ant

Is it just me or is that whole thing where they both post within the same post on the other persons name...stupid?




Posted by Dexter

Nuh uh! :mad:

stupid or lazy, take your pick




Posted by Slade


Quoting Ant: Is it just me or is that whole thing where they both post within the same post on the other persons name...stupid?

I think that people can only do that after they've had teh seckz.


At least that's what I hear. :o



Posted by Ant

Oh...well then.




Posted by The Judge


Quoting Dexter: In all seriousness, guys, this stuff's fursonal. Leave it to the imagination, k?

You stuck it in her eye while she was hanging by chains dug gorily into her back which suspend her over a pool of murky water while she barely managed to moan "noooo" in a low, groaning voice. Then when you were finished, you sat down, cried, and said "what's your password on VGC?" and when she told you, you wordlessly got up, cut the chains and let her fall into the water, where you put a lid tightly on it before she got up, causing her to drown and rot away in 2 feet of water, and now you constantly make sexual allusions to it via the internet while planning to eat the remains.

Well played, but I figured you out.



Posted by Lord of Spam

i came. twice.




Posted by The Judge

Stories of my sexual exploits while using other people's names always elicit those reactions.




Posted by sabre


Quoting The Judge: And now you only get one more mistake before you're demodded. :)

That sounds fair. What with you going around editing the titles of every thread you could see when you were banned. Maybe you should de-mod yourself. :)



Posted by The Judge

That's stupid.




Posted by Lord of Spam

HURR HURR HURR




Posted by Sadinymph

So, this is how it works; Neither of them will give the other permisson to tell thier secrets on VGC. I am the only one who attends VGC and knows all of the scuzzy details, being as how I live with them.

If you want to know, then you must ask, or rep me. I think I could use the rep, mmmhmmmm.




Posted by Poison


Quoting Sadinymph: So, this is how it works; Neither of them will give the other permisson to tell thier secrets on VGC. I am the only one who attends VGC and knows all of the scuzzy details, being as how I live with them.

If you want to know, then you must ask, or rep me. I think I could use the rep, mmmhmmmm.

What?

Penis penis vagina.



Posted by The Judge


Quoting Sadinymph: If you want to know, then you must ask

So what are the scuzzy details?



Posted by Sadinymph

I meant to the people I like, I'll tell. All others must rep me. :-*