If Chuck Norris fell into a lake, he would not get wet. The water would get Chuck Norris'd.
In the Bible, Chuck Norris was the fourth wiseman. He gave baby Jesus the gift of "beard." Jesus loved it so much, he wore it to his dying day. The other three wiseman, jealous of Jesus' gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck Norris ommited from the Bible. They later died of roundhouse-kick realated deaths.
In Soviet Russia, roundhouse kicks Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is suing Dick Wolf for copywright infringement, claiming that the names "Law & Order" were first the names of his left and right legs.
Vin Diesel is deathly alergic to peanuts, but eats them anyways.
Vin Diesel owns a restaraunt in Texas that only serves pork rines and hot pockets. Outside is a rotating steel statue of his head that shoots fireballs at passerbys.
Vin Diesel lives his life in bullet time.
Vin Diesel only obeys the laws of gravity 8 hours per day.
Vin Diesel isn't bald, but has actually mastered a limited form of invisibility.
Vin Diesel invented trees.
Fix your signature.
Post your oh god please no don't do this Chuck Norris shat.
Moved to posting games.
Chuck Norris FACT:
Chuck Norris stopped being funny last October.
I wish someone would run Chuck Norris over with an oversized tour bus, with tourists to boot. Now, when they have to scrape Chucky off the blistering hot asphalt, that eould be funny.
Chuck Norris is GAY. So is ****ing Jack Baur. I thought I'd be original in posting something that says he sucks, but I guess not.
Chuck Norris walked into Burger King, ordered a Mig Mac and got it.
A sandwich made of Soviet era aircraft is bound to be pretty nasty.
Chuck Norris thinks of himself when he masturbates.
mig mac
lol
Too bad it wasnt a Nig Mac. Then all the "fly ghetto dawgs" would be "Busting a cap" In Chuck Norris' Cowboy ***
The other internet fad that sucks (is there one that doesn't?) is those stupid fucking owls.
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Could you -be- more funny and unpredictable!?
I thought it was so stupid it was funny. meh.
JKF was not assassinated. chuck norris was working out when he did a roundhouse kick so fast, he wnet back in time and stopped all 3 bullets with his beard. JFK's head exploded in sheer amazement