[URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=td8wa0ZXP_0"]hardcore nes retard players guide number one[/URL]
check it out, it took me ages to get back into this "character"
I used to watch my cousin play that game in 2 player mode by his lonesome. He would lay the controllers on the ground and have one hand on each. I actually watched him beat the game like that. It took him a few tries, but he somehow managed.
As for your video....it was mildly amusing.
More videos! I demand it.
It's really not a bad bit for being improv (I hope that was improv at least). If you ever get a good scripted situation involving "the retard", it could be extremely funny and/or not. Subtitles might be helpful in any future vids for the retard translation.
As for the "Contra player's guide"...
Uh...
Maybe the "retard" character isn't exactly on the same level with the Contra world record sharing version of bazariah. I would like to see a legit video of you playing sometime.