Tis me, the almighty RedEyesDragon...usually known as Red...less to type.
I am the master of everything and anything. Yes, that right, one man can own the internet...and that's me. Anyway, I'm joining here so my reign over the useless masses of the universe can overtake yet ANOTHER board.
So, come hither and bow to my greatness, or face the wrath of Red.
*awaits praise*
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v496/AntmanMadness/banned.jpg[/IMG]
omg jk. welcum 2 da site masta of da universe.
Que?
No bowdown?
Mutiny. Prepare to experience defeat. *whips out paper hat*
[Size=4]Just make sure the "masses" are on your side, otherwise that "bowing" could turn into "burning"[/size]
[quote=RedEyesDragon]Que?
No bowdown?
Mutiny. Prepare to experience defeat. *whips out paper hat*
Please step right here, Mr. RedEyesDragon.
Almost- good, good, right on it. Now, just hold on as we adjust your tragectory...
[IMG]http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/2854/catapult9xa.png[/IMG]
He, you all joke now, but you will see....YOU WILL SEE....
>_>
You own the internet, do you?
...
Trade you for my baseball cards.
Welcome to hell. Bwuahahaha
WELLLCOOOMME.shit your pants now or your banned.
I refuse to crap my pants!
Because true masters do not need pants. We let our parts FLY!!
I should try that some time. In public.
[EDIT: The pantslessness. The crapping's just ew.]
Been there, done that. :cookie:
Master? Oh jesus, I wasn't expecting this. Fellatio now or later?
My parts are far too holy for you to service. Only I, the true master, shall touch my penis.
I don't know whether I like this guy or just find him incredibly weird. Eh, it's all good.
BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON ATTACK LOL I WIN AMIRITE?
Eh, that's what your name reminded me of. Welcome.
I can't help that I'm a virgin! There is no one else worthy!
Only someone as great as me is worthy enough to touch the package of doom/herpes, and since no one is as great as me...well, the answer is obvious.
This indeed lolable