Hey, DA. How much do you weigh?

Posted by Klarth

I weigh... Sixty metric kilograms!

Oh, and hi guys :)

Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Read that as sixty mega kilotonnes and didn't get the joke.

LOL HEY THERE, BUDDY!

Posted by The Judge

Well I weigh 130 lbs.

Convert all your answers to pounds as well.

And I don't mean your worth based on your weight in stones.

Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I am worth 21 million stones

Posted by Zeta

170, last time I checked.

And I forgot Klarth was gone. =/

Posted by The Judge

Wow, you're a little fatty, aren't you?

I'll start calling you butterball, or possibly lardbucket.

How's it feel to not be thin, sugarlumps?

Posted by Ant

Maybe he's like, 7 feet tall!?

Posted by The Judge

Maybe he's short and unbelievably obese.

Posted by juliebriggs

115

Posted by Ant

fatty-tan

Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

srsly. isn't the average for females of all shapes and sizes, like, 100, 110 tops? Wow, ****ing lose some weight.

Posted by Ant

Quoting Vampiro: srsly. isn't the average for females of all shapes and sizes, like, 100, 110 tops? Wow, ****ing lose some weight.


[SIZE="7"]7000 GET[/SIZE]
Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

what a lame 7k get.

oh wai- i made it. nvm.

Posted by juliebriggs

for my height my ideal weight is 100-115. sorry im not one of those skinny ***** cover models on a magazine cover

Posted by Ant

If you were really sorry you would have lost that weight by now.

Posted by Phantasma2

[COLOR="Black"]98-100 lbs, one of those 3 numbers. Im to lazy to check or to ask if I weight that.[/COLOR]

Posted by juliebriggs

im not sorry. im perfectly comfortable with how im built

Posted by Ant

I'm not. Fix yourself NOW!

Posted by Zeta

Quoting The Judge: How's it feel to not be thin, sugarlumps?


Despite my weight, I'm actually pretty thin. :P
Posted by The Judge

This thread made me lol very hard.

EDIT: Zeta shut your fat trap

Posted by Zeta

Quoting The Judge: EDIT: Zeta shut your fat trap


Misread as Rat Trap. Reminded me of the good old days, and makes me sad over all the Transformers my dad sold at a garage sale.
Posted by Dexter

150. I somehow lost 10. :(

Posted by Ant

She tried to delete her posts(aka shame)

Posted by juliebriggs

im ashamed that theres people like you in this world who think every girl should be as skinny as paris hilton. thats NOT sexy

Posted by Dexter

I AGREE!

Posted by Xenos

They're just messing with you.

Posted by Dexter

You should be a Game Cube, or better yet, a top loading NES, not an Xbox! :(

Posted by The Judge

But no PS2 Slim Version either.

Posted by Lord of Spam

178lbs @ 5'11". Little fat to speak of. :cool:

Posted by Ant

Quoting Xenos: They're just messing with you.


CONGRATULATIONS! YOU WIN!

Seriously, is my humor that subtle? I thought it was fairly blatant.
Posted by Stalolin

I'M LIKE 170 SOMETHING.

Posted by The Judge

Quoting Ant: Seriously, is my humor that subtle?

Nothing about you is
Posted by Ant

well f[COLOR="Lime"]u[/COLOR]ck, guess she was just being stupid!

Posted by Darksong X

Last time I weighed myself I was around 175-180 pounds. Pure Joe.

Posted by Pit

Quoting juliebriggs: 115



Whoa.

Way too fat. Go lose like 50 pounds
Posted by Pit

you FAT ****ING ***** LOL FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT

Posted by Slade

165 lbs, and not fat.

Posted by Dexter

165 seems just right to me. I'd like to get myself up to that number.

Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Quoted post: for my height my ideal weight is 100-115. sorry im not one of those skinny ***** cover models on a magazine cover


****ing fail for not realising something in DA is joke.
Posted by Slade

It's strange, but I always weigh in at 5 lb intervals. ie) 160, 165...
Never any odd numbers like 163 or 167 1/2.

Dexter- How tall are you? I'm 6'.

Posted by Dexter

I think I'm about 5'8"

I am one goofy, skinny, furry boy.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v493/cosplaydexterity/Dexter/P5130153.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v493/cosplaydexterity/Dexter/P5130155.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v493/cosplaydexterity/Dexter/P5130191.jpg

Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Did you lose weight or something? Because you're thinner than I remember...

Posted by Dexter

I have, but not that much. I've always been a skinny guy. No matter how much I eat, I can't seem to gain much. I've been losing more lately. :(

Posted by The Judge

You're almost as thin as me!

Posted by sabre

124 lbs... underweight, and kinda proud of it.

I actually took a Body Mass Index reading like two weeks ago when I was waiting for someone to get out of a toilet. There was a machine there so I thought "what the hell."

Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Wait, I don't think I ever answered the question. I think I way about 155-165. Close to average anyways.

Posted by Lord of Spam

Blue picture reminds me of bono.

Also, lol that I'm taller than dex.

Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

lol i'm as tall as you.

But yeah, I expected Dex to be 6'2" for some reason.

Posted by Aesthetic

[quote=Dexter]I think I'm about 5'8"

Funny, that's a whole three inches shorter than I thought you were! I wonder where I could've ever gotten that notion. :rolleyes:

Posted by Lord of Spam

Quoting Vampiro: lol i'm as tall as you.

But yeah, I expected Dex to be 6'2" for some reason.


We should go to washington/oregon (dont remember which), tower over him and lol.
Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Quoted post: We should go to washington/oregon (dont remember which), tower over him and grim.


fix'd for accuracy. Though you can lol all you want.
Posted by Dexter

Quoting Aesthetic: Funny, that's a whole three inches shorter than I thought you were! I wonder where I could've ever gotten that notion. :rolleyes:


Oh, snap, you're right. I'm more like 5'10. Don't know why I put 5'8. My mistake.

NO ONE GRIMS OVER MY FURRYISM! :mad:
Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I STILL GRIM 1" OVER YOU LOLOLOLGRIMGRIMGRIM.

Posted by Dexter

...especially when I'm on all fours. LOLOLOLOLOLYIFFYIFFYIFF!!!!111oneone

Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

LOL PRETTY ****ING GROSS DEX :cookie:

Posted by Xenos

Quoting Sabredog: 124 lbs... underweight, and kinda proud of it.

I actually took a Body Mass Index reading like two weeks ago when I was waiting for someone to get out of a toilet. There was a machine there so I thought "what the hell."


[quote=Juliesomething] 115

[IMG]http://www.westvegas.com/food/STEAK.JPG[/IMG]
Posted by Dexter

*sniffles* :(

Posted by Zeta

Now I'm hungry. **** you, Xenos.

Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

That's what I'm having for dinner tonight. That and shrimp. **** yes.

Posted by Zeta

[/jealous]

Posted by Holly .N .G.

Quoting juliebriggs: im ashamed that theres people like you in this world who think every girl should be as skinny as paris hilton. thats NOT sexy


i totaly agree.......i'm like 5'5, and weigh about 107..you all just need to shut the f**k up.............always trying to find some thing to argue about............bunch of teletubbies!! Juliebriggs doesn't need to shut up, i agree with her!!
Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

You're not too smart, are you?

Posted by Holly .N .G.

what the crap is that supposed to mean? 'vampiro'..........

Posted by The Judge

Quoting Holly .N .G.: i totaly agree.......i'm like 5'5, and weigh about 107..you all just need to shut the f**k up.............always trying to find some thing to argue about............bunch of teletubbies!! Juliebriggs doesn't need to shut up, i agree with her!!

1. Stupid b[COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR]tch enters DA
2. Stupid b[COLOR="black"][COLOR="black"]i[/COLOR][/COLOR]tch displays stupidity.
3. ???
4. Hilarity
Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Quoted post: what the crap is that supposed to mean? 'vampiro'..........


LOL IT'S "WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN, 'VAMPIRO'? TITS OR GTFO"

Quoted post: and it's 'too' , not 'to'


Take a look back at just about any post of mine an realise I hardly ever make that mistake. Oh, and don't correct someone on grammar when you seem to be incapable of even the simplest capitalization and even the use of a period.

lol i luv nubs
Posted by The Judge

She's ugly :(

Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

And she doesn't even know what colours look good on her :( how sad.

Posted by InYourAtmosphere

when I saw this thread I had to laugh, because I thought, who's going to own up to their weight? Then I realized the percentage of females on a video game forum is about .12, and it wasn't so funny anymore.

Swear to ***, I'm 130. And 6 feet. And no penis to speak of.

And why is every girl here named Julie. Because that's my name too. HELL.

Posted by Holly .N .G.

I was playing with my little sister with that make-up, you fag...........and I do know how/when to capitalize and use 'periods'. And to 'The Judge', I'd like to see a picture of you if you think you look so ****ing good............

Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Quoted post: I was playing with my little sister with that make-up, you fag...........and I do know how/when to capitalize and use 'periods'. And to 'The Judge', I'd like to see a picture of you if you think you look so ****ing good............


Bol. You're a ****ing fountain of hilarity. Oh, and learn how to use an ellipses.
Posted by The Judge

Quoting Holly .N .G.: I was playing with my little sister with that make-up, you fag...........and I do know how/when to capitalize and use 'periods'. And to 'The Judge', I'd like to see a picture of you if you think you look so ****ing good............

[url]www.myspace.com/prinny_dood[/url]

Go wild. I never said I look good, I just said you look bad. :)

EDIT: Also, periods go within the apostrophes and quotation marks.
Posted by Holly .N .G.

Quoting Vampiro: Bol. You're a ****ing fountain of hilarity..



I couldn't say more about you..........:-D
Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Oh, why thank you.

Posted by The Judge

Vampiro, stop goading her.

Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

but she's so dumb :( come on.

Posted by The Judge

Fine, a little more.

Posted by Holly .N .G.

Quoting Vampiro: Oh, why thank you.


And thank you! I love being a ****ing fountain of hilarity!!:cookie:
Posted by The Judge

..............Good Christ, you even bothered reposting your exact words.

Posted by Ant

I'm curious Holly, when you came into this thread agreeing with Julie, did you bother reading what anyone else said? Like the part where I said I was kidding and didn't understand why no one else got it? Or did read hers and make your stupid response?

Posted by The Judge

I doubt she even read Julie's responses

Posted by Dog

I doubt she can even read.

Posted by The Judge

Neither can I

Posted by Zeta

I can't type. I have no idea how to use a keyboard.

Posted by Dog

you think you got it bad, i don't even have hands to type with.

Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Quoted post: And thank you! I love being a ****ing fountain of hilarity!!


The important difference being is that everyone is laughing AT you. [spoiler][SIZE="1"]As opposed to everyone laughing at me, amirite?[/SIZE][/spoiler]
Posted by Dog

Vamp, theres no point in using Dimgray font color. she's to n00b to know how to read it. hell, shes even to n00b to know it exists. it says so in her custom user title. But you don't even need to look at that to know.

Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

That was more for those who felt the need to say what was in the spoilers, rather than her.

Posted by The Judge

Quoting Shdig: you think you got it bad, i don't even have hands to type with.

That was so lame I laughed
Posted by Lord of Spam

I'm currently listening to "Get Down Make Love (remix)" by NIN, and I'll be ****ed if you faggots hadnt managed to make the part with the chick orgasming sound unpleasant. I mean, ****. That was one of my favorite songs. *** **** you all, faggots. Also, to julie and her fat friends...

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v329/penguinbob/fatgirls.jpg[/IMG]

Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

NIN sucks, you faggot.

Posted by Ant

no u

Posted by Lord of Spam

<3nin

Playing a NIN CD is like a beacon to every single moronic quasigoth girl who wants to **** off her parents in a 5 mile radius. From there, jsut weed out the hot ones and bang away.

Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

<4

Posted by The Judge

I like LoS's thinking.

Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

No one in my town likes NIN except for fat chicks :(

Posted by Lord of Spam

[url=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v329/penguinbob/fatgirls.jpg]Need I remind you of this?[/url]

Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Fat "lol im goth" girls are just disgusting. I can't even get an erection looking at that stuff.

Posted by Darksong X

F[COLOR="White"]u[/COLOR]cking rotten fat b[COLOR="White"]i[/COLOR]tches with more layers of make up than there are layers of the f[COLOR="White"]u[/COLOR]cking Abyss, where they f[COLOR="White"]u[/COLOR]cking belong...rancid pools of excrement in a vaguley humanoid form.

F[COLOR="White"]u[/COLOR]ck them.

Posted by Klarth

NIN are alright even if Reznor does steal ALL HIS IDEAS from Arjen Lucassen.

Also, my innocent inquiry into the beefiness of DAers has spiralled into a witch-hunt. A FAT WITCH-HUNT.

Posted by Dreadnought

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v493/cosplaydexterity/Dexter/P5130153.jpg

Dexter looks homeless here.

GAIN SOME WEIGHT, FAG!

Posted by mis0

Dexter is a WOLF. DO NOT FORGET!!!

Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Quoted post: NIN are alright even if Reznor does steal ALL HIS IDEAS from Arjen Lucassen.


NIN fails because of of him.
Posted by PhlyntheKT

I weigh 230. fatty fat fat