Stereotypes you hold.




Posted by Xenos

Come on - I know all of you have one. Well, to be honest, I can't help but to see most British folks as the "jolly good show old chap"-type of people [you know, the tea and all that good stuff], even though Speedos is indicitive of it's falsehood.




Posted by GameMiestro

8'th grade girls are inconsiderate bastards who think it's okay to cut in the lunch line JUST BECAUSE THEY KNOW SOMEONE WHO IS IN THE FRONT.

Actually, this is more of a reality than a stereotype, but it still holds. In high school, the problem seems to have decreased... slightly. I still have yet to see a guy pull this trick off.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Every single stereotype out there.




Posted by Altinure

all business majors are stupid. oh wait, that one's true.




Posted by Fate

-Black people are loud (stfu my brother is black)
-OMG girls are idiots (stfu i am one)
-Country people are racists
-Everything from Indiana is broken
-Other Japs raised in English-dominated countries are as polite in public as I am
-Every group likes the Red Hot Chili Peppers
-Goths aren't capable of being cute
-Vietnamese people all do perfect acrylics
-"Let me see that. Dumb cheap plastic. I bet it was made in Taiwan or something."
-Game designers are the hands of *** (Kojimaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa <3)




Posted by Speedfreak

Women are generally more immoral than men are.




Posted by Xenos


Quoted post: -Vietnamese people all do perfect acrylics


You know what I found funny about this? The fact that my mom does. :( And yes, at least 25% Vietnamese.



Posted by WILLETH FOR MONTHS

Jolly good show, old chap!




Posted by Aesthetic


Quoting Speedfreak: Women are generally more immoral than men are.


I've come to notice the opposite here. No wonder you favored an American! ;)



Posted by junior senior

all Chinese people look the same




Posted by Speedfreak

Oh, how could I forget?

All chavs are scum of some form.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Agreed on the chavs and women.

I am reminded of a good old Bash quote at this point...

[COLOR="White"] What do you Brits say when you stereotype American speech?
anything lacking irony or sarcasm usually qualifies, Azemilcar
*nod*
or we just hoot like gibbons and invade sandy countries.[/COLOR]

:o




Posted by GameMiestro

I only have one stereotype- a Bose Acoustimass Series IV. :cool:




Posted by Philsdad


Quoting Speedfreak: Women are generally more immoral than men are.


I agree 100%

Let's see, what else..
Teenage girls are shallow and obnoxious.
Grateful Dead fans smoke a lot of weed.
Politicians are all lying, dishonest scum.



Posted by The Judge

Racist:
-Mexicans tend to be of lesser intelligence and greater common sense
-Despite their working habits, Mexicans make no effort to integrate themselves into American culture while living here.
-Blacks are more athletic naturally, but less intelligent
-Blacks are the single most racist people on the face of the earth.
-Blacks are extremely loud
-Blacks borrow money and never give it back
-Orientals are naturally good at right-brained thinking.
-Hicks lack both intelligence and common wisdom, but are experts in uncommon wisdom, such as the specific tracks of an animal, woodland knowledge, etc.


Sexist:
-Women think less rationally than men
-Women are more prone to outbursts of emotion
-Women think on a higher level of reasoning than men, but that reasoning is [often] false.
-Men think much more about sex than women do
-Most men are [COLOR="black"]a[/COLOR]ssholes and liars
-Most women are even worse.

Random:
-Consumers are sheep
-Walmart employees hate their lot in life
-People, as a whole, are too greedy for their own good




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Most of those aren't even stereotypes, more like facts.




Posted by The Judge

Hence why I believe them :cookie:




Posted by juliebriggs

i hate the "all blondes are dumb" stereotype. i graduated from high school with honors so its definetly not true




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

In one way or another, all blondes are dumb.




Posted by juliebriggs

im not




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

So you're smart in every possible subject knowing to mankind? Pretty nifty.




Posted by Dye

Meh, does the blonds stereotype go towards boys too?




Posted by juliebriggs

im smart in alot of subjects, not all, but many. i can rebuild a t25 turbo, wash my own clothes, and hook up a entertainment system. i aslo built my own gaming pc... but i dont mean to brag lol. im just multiskilled




Posted by Mr. Black

It is said that Asians are good at math.

I am Asian.




Posted by lameboyadvance

Are you good at math?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: im smart in alot of subjects, not all, but many.


Point proven. I win.



Posted by s0ul


Quoting juliebriggs: i hate the "all blondes are dumb" stereotype. i graduated from high school with honors so its definetly not true


You're stupid enough to think grades in school in any way reflect intelligence, which is pretty stupid.



Posted by juliebriggs

well im not stupid




Posted by Aesthetic

Good comeback!

Most people are stupid, period. I've found that those who dye ther hair from brown to blonde seem less competent than those with naturally golden hair. Maybe it leaks into their brain oll :dunno:




Posted by Dexter

I'm not too intelligent. I consider myself rather dim-witted in various aspects of life. There are some things that no matter how many times it is explained to me, I just don't seem to pick it up. Part of the reason is I somehow don't want to know about it, making me shun away information that would be better kept, which is a dumb thing to do, indeed. Examples would be cars. Guys explain basic things to me about cars but I shun the information away and there are times when that information would come in use.

I have brown fur, btw.




Posted by Arcadios

all hispanics are mexicans
all mexicans mow lawns or do construcion for a living
every asian can't drive or see

just some to name a few but I am hispanic just to let ya know.
___________________---
all asians are smart and would commit sucide because they failed the year in school.
I heard that some guy who was chinese killed himself for the teacher saying he was going to fail for the year.
all asians have "Honor"
All asians can draw good
all blacks smoke weed and listen to rap, I do to but only the listing to rap part, I only saw one black guy in my life that dressed goth and was on a sk8 board.
White people are rasict and hate everything that isn't white
White people are lazy to do common jobs and the same goes for black people
all mexicans and blacks deal or buy drugs.
Mexicans do the lesser jobs blacks and whites don't do.




Posted by Dexter

Arabians are fantastic cooks.




Posted by Arcadios


Quoting Dexter: Arabians are fantastic cooks.



Never heard of that one before but I heard that all asians can cook.



Posted by Xenos


Quoting Mr.Nintendo74: all asians are sart and would commit sucide because they failed the year in school.
I heard that some guy who was chinese killed himself for the teacher saying he was going to fail for the year.
all asians have "Honor"
All asians can draw good


Do you live in California? I have met some of the most ghetto/retarded Asian kids in my life. I wish I could shoot them in embarassment.



Posted by Arcadios

No I live in New York, I've been to cali before but only went to one town and no where else but It is one sterotype I guess.




Posted by Dexter

From my experience with Asians, they can't cook, they are devoted to education (if they actually bother getting one), and they don't watch many movies. I don't stereotype Asians this way, though, but that's how the ones I know seem to be, generally.




Posted by Arcadios

lol I like this thread its funny.....
Fat people eat everything in sight.
The cops only go after the mexicans and negros.
Goth people cut themselves and worship satin.
Queer men hate woman and vice-versa.




Posted by Xenos


Quoting Dexter: From my experience with Asians, they can't cook, they are devoted to education (if they actually bother getting one), and they don't watch many movies. I don't stereotype Asians this way, though, but that's how the ones I know seem to be, generally.



Hey, I can cook - so does everyone in my family.



Posted by Arcadios

r u asian? Cause I can't even boil water for my life.




Posted by Dexter

You and your noodle-eating family can be an exception, Xenos. You should see the Asians around here, though, because they tend to have trouble cooking simple meals, such as macaroni and cheese.




Posted by Xenos

... I never eaten macaroni before. I never try to cook American food.




Posted by Arcadios

I wonder does every single race have a stereotype like all middle eastern people talk with an accent which I find tru with all the middle eastern people I talk to.




Posted by Dexter


Quoting Xenos: ... I never eaten macaroni before. I never try to cook American food.


It's really not that hard.

Are there any stereotypes for Norwegians?



Posted by Ant

All Norwegians smell horrible.




Posted by Dexter

Norwegians are Vikings who often alter from heathenism to Christianity or vice versa! :link:




Posted by Arcadios

Then if they r Vikings then they r hairy, Never take a bath, and are big and muscular......keep in mind I'm thinking of the old barbaric vikings.




Posted by Dexter

Well, I am really furry, at least when it comes to the face. I love taking bathes though! We Vikings adore the water. We used to sail the open sea frequently. I am not big and muscular. I am moderately scrawny, especially for a guy who is physically active. I actually seem to be losing weight and I can't seem to figure out why. Vikings also love the opera or the sound of a girl's voice. Many of us would put more importance on a girl's voice instead of her appearance. I seem to do that.




Posted by Dog

white guys can't dance.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/dontdoe.html

seriously.lol.




Posted by s0ul


Quoting Dexter: It's really not that hard.

Are there any stereotypes for Norwegians?


Uff-da! Ja, you betcha!



Posted by junior senior

All Mexicans grow coffee beans and import coffee




Posted by Linko_16

I probably sway towards most stereotypes concerning the American South, mainly just because I've never been there and don't really know about it apart from the exaggerated depiction on television. Otherwise, I think I can be so bold as to say I have pretty good perspective on the subject.




Posted by Slade


Quoting Mr.Nintendo74:
Queer men hate woman and vice-versa.

At my school the gay guys are bombarded by girls who want to talk to them about their problems with other guys. Usually, when I see a guy being relentlessly and openly sought-after by girls, then I can assume he's gay and they want his advice.

It's ridiculous, but women love gay men.
Goth girls are either horribly slutty and nasty or(rarely:() super hot.
People who say, "ooh! i will just decide to fit this stereotype right now!" have no souls.
People who don't joke around at least a little have no souls.



Posted by Arwon

No-one's gonna take a shot at the Jews? You wusses. Actually that's the stereotype... Jew-boys are all wussy and nerdy and stuff.

Um, Americans are loud and opinionated and well-meaning and kind of oblivious to subtlety and sarcasm. Americans are bad at drinking.

Canadians are incredibly politically correct and bizzarely in love with the Queen.

Brits come here and hang out with other Britis and act like d*ckheads and get p*ssed so much they remember practically nothing about their time here.

The Dutch are all goody-goody and clean-cut and view recreational excessive drinking with a vague sense of pity and moral disapproval.




Posted by lameboyadvance

Australians (and New Zealanders) are nothing but a bunch of drongos and bogans.

Don't forget that one. :p:




Posted by PWND_U_IN_MK


Quoting Fate:
-Goths aren't capable of being cute



LIEZ, you are a spreader of falsisies.



Posted by NES Queen


Quoting juliebriggs: i hate the "all blondes are dumb" stereotype. i graduated from high school with honors so its definetly not true

Book smarts arn't everything.

carrying on with that motif....
Ph.D's and engineers have no common sense. Ask them to fix a drippy faucet and they'll spend 3 months and $50K designing some pipe that recirculates the drips back into the water supply, meanwhile a regular person will just tighten the handles.

Indian people smell like curry.

Asian people are good at math. They also own 5 cameras and wear all 5 of them at the same time around their necks while traveling to NYC on vacation.

Everyone in the UK drinks tea all day long.

Everyone in Ireland drinks beer all day long.

Every african american is a fast runner and good athlete in some type of sport (except hockey).

Every Canadian plays hockey (except the black people, see above).

And as Billy Joel said with reference to Long Island, you either date a rich girl from the North shore or a cool girl from the South shore (I live on the South end, go me).



Posted by Speedfreak

[quote=Arwon]Brits come here and hang out with other Britis and act like d*ckheads and get p*ssed so much they remember practically nothing about their time here.

If you've been affected by chavs then call the chav hotline on 0800 KILLCHAV.




Posted by Arwon

Not chavs, backpackers. Chavs don't really travel. Sorry man, you're mostly *all* d*ckheads here.

Probably much the same way that we are when we're there.




Posted by Arwon


Quoting NES Queen: Indian people smell like curry.


On a related note, I've heard that westerners smell like cheese to other people, because of all the dairy products we eat. I dunno if it's true, but think that's awesome.



Posted by Speedfreak

[quote=Arwon]Not chavs, backpackers. Chavs don't really travel. Sorry man, you're mostly *all* d*ckheads here.

Probably much the same way that we are when we're there.

Sure they do, there just has to be a football stadium there.

Seriously though, the binge drinking habit in this country is truly awful. We'd be worse than America if it weren't for Mardi Gras.




Posted by Xenos

Chavs reproduce a lot.




Posted by Linko_16

I don't even know what a Chav is. :/




Posted by Arcadios

Most people from Londan and other random European places say "Cherrio old chap." or whatever way you spell it.




Posted by Kanashuri

People who switch to geico save a bunch of money on their car insurance.




Posted by mis0

- Blacks are racist.
- Californians can't drive.
- Texans are retarded.
- People who dye their hair are ****tards.
- The suicidal just want attention.
- Everyone is always trying to exploit everyone else in some way.




Posted by Ant


Quoting Misoxeny: - Californians can't drive.


I disagree. We drive very well with each other :). You just aren't used to the way we drive.

Oh, here's one: Ducks are sh[COLOR="Lime"]i[/COLOR]t.



Posted by Kanashuri

Chicks who are obsessed with anime and jrock are ugly.




Posted by mis0


Quoting Ant: I disagree. We drive very well with each other :). You just aren't used to the way we drive.

Oh, here's one: Ducks are sh[COLOR="Lime"]i[/COLOR]t.

Actually, I'm used to crazy traffic. I meant that you seriously are like horses with blinders or whatever. OPEN YOUR FREAKIN' EYES ****IT. ;)

And what's so bad about ducks?



Posted by Speedfreak

Judging from this board, every girl gamer is a FREAK in bed.




Posted by Ant

Probably a lot of pent up sextual rage from being intellectual all the time.




Posted by The Judge

What the hell are you talking about? The women on this site are f[COLOR="black"]u[/COLOR]cking idiots.

[spoiler]I'm being dead serious[/spoiler]




Posted by Speedfreak

[quote=The Judge]What the hell are you talking about? The women on this site are f[COLOR=black]u[/COLOR]cking idiots.

[spoiler]I'm being dead serious[/spoiler]

For the most part I agree for various reasons.




Posted by Arcadios

British people tend to have beaver teeth.




Posted by mis0

I think a lot of the men on this site are sexist morons who are likely never to get laid because of their stupid bull**** opinions. ADN I R BENGE SRUOIS GAIS RLY I MAEN IT!11




Posted by Speedfreak

[quote=Mr.Nintendo74]British people tend to have beaver teeth.

THAT'S CHINA, FRIGGIN' IDIOT.

[quote=Misoxeny]I think a lot of the men on this site are sexist morons who are likely never to get laid because of their stupid bull**** opinions. ADN I R BENGE SRUOIS GAIS RLY I MAEN IT!11

The girls here are also very GIRL POWER to an extremely irritating degree and love to lord it over the guys that theyre in possession of a vagina. They assume that because they wouldn't date the guys, no girl in the universe would.

They also forget that none of the guys actually want to date them, and that they aren't in fact a sex angel incarnate. They're more accurately described as "female nerds". Just as much the bottom of the mating chain of females as male nerds are of all human males. Just hovering slightly above the disabled.




Posted by NES Queen


Quoting Speedfreak: ... and love to lord it over the guys that theyre in possession of a vagina.


Don't forget about the almighty ovaries. Anty panty loves my ovaries. :love:



Posted by mis0


Quoting Speedfreak: The girls here are also very GIRL POWER to an extremely irritating degree and love to lord it over the guys that theyre in possession of a vagina. They assume that because they wouldn't date the guys, no girl in the universe would.

They also forget that none of the guys actually want to date them, and that they aren't in fact a sex angel incarnate. They're more accurately described as "female nerds".

You, on the other hand, are a perfect example of the alpha-male, a masochist in the sense that you take it upon yourself to suffer for all mankind under the horrible oppression women deal you in a variety of facets of your life. N-N-NEWSFLASH: YOU'RE NOT A NEW AGE JESUS!! Take your little assuptions, complaints, and other assorted bullshit to the flame board and park the vomitous mass there where I won't have to scroll past it. And while you're at it, drop your macho fa



Posted by Speedfreak

And you're ugly, but I'll have had some sleep by the morning.




Posted by The Judge

This board is for stereotypes that one person holds. While he may know that cases they don't apply to exist, he can still safely say that he believes this. Trying to prove him wrong probably isn't going to sway him.




Posted by Xenos

There are quite a bit of new female members lurking lately.


Quoted post: THAT'S CHINA, FRIGGIN' IDIOT.


FAGGOT.



Posted by NES Queen


Quoting Misoxeny: - Californians can't drive.

actually they're better drivers than people from New Mexico. [URL="http://moneycentral.msn.com/content/Insurance/Insureyourcar/P151501.asp?GT1=8288"]omg![/URL]

horray for NY being in the bottom four!

grrr.... can't spell this morning



Posted by WILLETH FOR MONTHS

All people on the Internet are idiots.




Posted by Speedfreak

All the people on the internet are paedophiles.




Posted by Kanashuri

All people called Speedfreak dont know the difference between a PEDOPHILE and a Pedarest




Posted by The Judge


Quoting Speedfreak: All the people on the internet are paedophiles.

I know I am.

MMM! HOT D[COLOR="black"]A[/COLOR]MN!



Posted by Hero'sCrest

Gay guys, it is nasty. Uber nasty. Uber nasty plus infinity times one billion.




Posted by WILLETH FOR MONTHS

Kanashuri - pedarasty is currently defined as a subset of paedophilia, being as it is a highly specialised area of fucking young children.

Hero'sCrest - that's not a stereotype. That's you being a twat.




Posted by Speedfreak

[quote=Kanashuri]All people called Speedfreak dont know the difference between a PEDOPHILE and a Pedarest

It's spelt "paedophile", actually. "Pedarest" isn't a word, according to dictionary.com.

Wings: guys shagging guys is pretty nasty, man. There's nothing twattish about thinking that.




Posted by NES Queen

butt saix in general is nasty, whether its a guys bum or girls. think about what comes out of there.... and you want to put your penii into it? ewe :puke:




Posted by Speedfreak

Guys kissing guys is bad enough :-/




Posted by Kanashuri


Quoting Speedfreak: Guys kissing guys is bad enough :-/


Psh have you ever kissed a guy before?(much less a girl) Prob not


Quoting NES Queen: butt saix in general is nasty, whether its a guys bum or girls. think about what comes out of there.... and you want to put your penii into it? ewe :puke:


Have you ever tried it? Prob not.



Posted by Speedfreak

[quote=Kanashuri]Psh have you ever kissed a guy before?(much less a girl) Prob not

Do I need to eat shit to know it's nasty? I have a girlfriend, by the way.

*sits back and counts all the people that think thinking gay sex is disgusting makes you homophobic*




Posted by NES Queen


Quoting Kanashuri: Have you ever tried it? Prob not.


i dont have a penis, and if i did, i certainly wouldn't stick it up someone's poop shoot.

*back on topic*
Potheads are dumb hippie morons. (los excluded)



Posted by Arcadios

Hawians are big and fat but particapate in the iron man competition.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: i dont have a penis, and if i did, i certainly wouldn't stick it up someone's poop shoot.


Five bucks says you would =P



Posted by NES Queen


Quoting Vampiro: Five bucks says you would =P

you're on..... wanna bend over? :p:



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Been there, done that.

I mean-




Posted by Kanashuri


Quoting Speedfreak: Do I need to eat shit to know it's nasty? I have a girlfriend, by the way.

*sits back and counts all the people that think thinking gay sex is disgusting makes you homophobic*


Im not saying it makes you homophobic im just saying it doesnt make you gay-sex tolerant...kinda. i dont know what im talking about



Posted by Speedfreak

[quote=Kanashuri]Im not saying it makes you homophobic im just saying it doesnt make you gay-sex tolerant...kinda. i dont know what im talking about

Well duh, if I was gay-sex tolerent I wouldn't be straight, would I?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: im just saying it doesnt make you gay-sex tolerant...kinda.


No ****.


Quoted post: Well duh, if I was gay-sex tolerent I wouldn't be straight, would I?


Wait, what? I'm tolerant of gay sex and I'm straight. I'm tolerant of blacks too, and as far as I know, I'm not black.



Posted by The Judge

Tolerance, acceptance, and conformity are 3 very different things.




Posted by Kanashuri

Steve walks warily down the street with the brim pulled way down low




Posted by Speedfreak

I do not tolerate gay sex on my person.




Posted by Sapphire Rose


Quoting Hero'sCrest: Gay guys, it is nasty. Uber nasty. Uber nasty plus infinity times one billion.

A: **** YOU, FAGGOT!

B: I generally believe all stereotypes.

The number one being, ******s are racist, illiterate, athletic mother ****ers.



Posted by Sable Wind

I love gay men! And yaoi. *shame*

I have a few stereotypes about men, though. One may seem silly--but when I meet a man, I automatically stereotype him as shallow and crazed for skinny girls. Unless, of course, he proves otherwise.




Posted by Sapphire Rose


Quoting Sable Wind: I love gay men! And yaoi. *shame*

I have a few stereotypes about men, though. One may seem silly--but when I meet a man, I automatically stereotype him as shallow and crazed for skinny girls. Unless, of course, he proves otherwise.

Justifiable.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: And yaoi. *shame*


Who doesn't :cookie:



Posted by JonMB

I don't know if this has been mentioned or not, but I hate any woman who refuses to sleep with me. I'm doing them a favor and they are going to reject it? Stupid *****es.




Posted by mis0


Quoting Speedfreak: I do not tolerate gay sex on my person.

The way this is worded wins.



Posted by Captain Cleanoff

Everybody from Hillcrest is gay.
Everybody from Mira Mesa is an asian who drives a riced out Civic.
Everybody from Lemon Grove is black.
Everybody from Oceanside is a gangster or a marine.
Everybody from Santee is a desert dweller or a neo-Nazi.
Everybody from Carlsbad is rich.
Everybody from Vista is poor.
Everybody from Leucadia surfs and does drugs.
Everybody from Pacific Beach is a partying drunkard.
Everybody from Ocean Beach (except Ian lol ruptile) is a stoner.
Nobody who isn't from San Diego will understand any of this post.




Posted by NightmareBassX

Whenever there is a group of black people on the street (3) walking the opposite direction I am with them. I think they are going to jump me when we cross paths. I suppose there is another side of the street for ANOTHER reason. :(

Not really a stereotype, But I beleive religion isn't how the world came to be, but is more of a code of conduct.




Posted by Delve

Asians have small penis.




Posted by Xenos

hey, heY, hEY, HEY. :(


Hobos have a diabolical scheme to rip me off.




Posted by Slade

Hobos should get jobs.




Posted by Arwon

I'm not from San Diego and I got it. c(:

I'll throw in: everyone from Coronado is a spoiled Republican brat.




Posted by Captain Cleanoff

[quote=Arwon]I'm not from San Diego and I got it. c(:

I'll throw in: everyone from Coronado is a spoiled Republican brat.Doesn't count, because you lived in San Diego for a year. I'm technically not from San Diego (born in Los Angeles), but I'm as San Diegan as they come.




Posted by Arwon

Two, actually.

California has a funny way of making you identify with the place, even if you're not from there at all. It's one of the state's most endearing qualities, and probably one of the reasons it's one of the most comfortably multicultural societies on the planet.