'Cuz I'm being forced to go camping this weekend. Might get mauled by a bear or something. Thought you'd like to know.
Nothing says 'grim' quite like getting savaged by a bear in the titan forest of necrodarkness. But I doubt that will be much of a problem.
Who's forcing you?
Every dipshit that I have the misfortune of being blood-related to.
And Moleman.
I expect you to sacrifce a deer to your Norse [COLOR="White"]Go[/COLOR]ds at the stroke of midnight in the middle of the frostbitten forest while the full moon hangs overhead.
If you see a bear, just remember to yell really loud at it. Loud noises confuse dumb animals (i.e - Bears, Mountain Lions, Negros etc.)
G[COLOR="black"]o[/COLOR]d d[COLOR="black"]a[/COLOR]mmit, that was really funny.