The end of school is coming! So my school is doing the annual Talent Show. I'm going to audition to be a host but I can also do an act (just in case I don't become a host) Any ideas?
masturbate and measure your cumshot
Singing ... dancing ... instruments ... comedy shows ...
Pull someone on stage and pull off a magic trick.
Make fun of people in the audience. Apparently it's ****ing hilarious.
Seven words.
"Hey look at me, I'm Winston Churchill."
EDIT: Lol, forgot winston was censored.
Sit on the middle of the stage for 10 minutes, doing nothing and smiling vaguely. Occasionally tap out a rhythm with your fingers on the stage. Whenever anyone says anything or tries to kick you off the stage, scream "I'M NOT ****ING FINISHED" and resume.
Comedy, if done right can be very fun. If your good at empressions, do some of teachers that you don't have anymore. Or the principal! You can also recite a poem or something.
Make up some sort of alphabet song, where like "A is for autopsy after I poison you, B if for bullet, to the head..." and dress like a serial killer.
Why not just do what you're good at... assuming it's something that's interesting and can be considered a talent.
I like my idea better.
Or he could eat a box of laxatives and shit himself on stage.
Something involving ninjas. Maybe a ninja ventriloquist puppet.
Lol wings. I withdraw my earlier statement XD
Masturbate while shouting racial slurs.
Say it's your method to prevent you from killing people.
Talent: Restraint.