INTRODUCING... RIDEMAN!




Posted by Lord of Spam

Make a gif of these and you will be fuck win.

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v329/penguinbob/Roadtrip/HPIM1069.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v329/penguinbob/Roadtrip/HPIM1071.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v329/penguinbob/Roadtrip/6-dinobuildinggoofy.jpg[/IMG]

Notice a pattern? Make a gif of me humping. The rest of it is pointless bs, so shop that out. Just a pic of me humping, not unlike [url=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v329/penguinbob/hardgay.gif]this.[/url]




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

So much c[COLOR="White"]oc[/COLOR]k potential.




Posted by Ant

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v496/AntmanMadness/6-dinobuildinggoofypenis.jpg[/IMG]




Posted by The Judge

Why's it always orange?




Posted by Lord of Spam

Apparently Im deformed.




Posted by Ant

ISN'T THAT WHAT ALL PENISES LOOK LIKE?




Posted by Lord of Spam

No. Not even close.




Posted by mis0

Two different flavours:

"LoS_GAY.gif"

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v607/khaos_the_sane/l0s_gay.gif[/IMG]

and

"LoS_HUMP.gif"

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v607/khaos_the_sane/l0s_hump.gif[/IMG]
How many intarwebs do I get now?




Posted by Lord of Spam

a million and 3




Posted by mis0

It woulda looked better if the photographer hadn't moved around as much. If you have the chance to do more, I can make them better.




Posted by Lord of Spam

lol, ok. If you can cut it to avatar size somehow, that would make me super happy.

SUPER IDEA EDIT: Cut peach out of my avatar and paste onto the new one?:cool:




Posted by mis0

k, will try. Also check out my sig. :cool:




Posted by Lord of Spam

copied:cool:




Posted by mis0

Check it out:

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v607/khaos_the_sane/los_1up.gif[/IMG]

"PAECH NO IS ANIMU!!1"

If I had Photoshop, it could be way better. Not bad for paint though. :cool: Also will fit as an avatar.




Posted by Lord of Spam

Now that I see it before me, I am saddened and dismayed. WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?!




Posted by Ant

it's so jumbly and messed up it's funny :(




Posted by Corrupt

[quote]"now lets do da saix!"

Schfifty-faaahve.

Hilarious GIFs, by the way. I can't seem to stop laughing at them. It's even better when he seems to hump to the beat of my music, ahahaha




Posted by mis0

I know, that is why I need PS, gais. Still, I think it's hilarious.




Posted by sniper

*downloaded PS and Imageready* lol




Posted by Dreadnought

Miso, if you wait two weeks I will send you a cracked install/patch for CS2.

OR, WAIT A MINNIT...

pm me.




Posted by Dreadnought

Double-post get.

A glimpse of the future: LoS LOEV BRIDGET.




Posted by Lord of Spam

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO




Posted by Ant

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! DO IT




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

lol do it




Posted by The Judge

Or Swopes




Posted by Lord of Spam

:(




Posted by mis0

Give me a suitable Bridget, and it will be considered. (approv'd!)




Posted by mis0

FUCKING BOL

It's hilarious to see LoS humping in perfect rhythm with songs like Corrupt said. You hump along to Rammstein's "Zertören" nearly perfectly.




Posted by Lord of Spam

Right now I'm banging away (lol double entendre) to a dj tiesto song.




Posted by The Judge

El Pollo Loco commerical.




Posted by Darksong X

DDR 4th Mix - NAOKI - B4U

Go GO GO GO GO




Posted by Lord of Spam

That song is laaame. Needs more DreamTheater. THAT stuff is hard.




Posted by Ant

I hope you are being sarcastic.




Posted by Lord of Spam

:(

In my defense, I havent played DDR in over a year, and its been MONTHS since I put any real time into StepMania.




Posted by Ant

but you were being sarcastic about dream theater being hardkore rite?




Posted by Lord of Spam

Their songs are mad tuff yo.

srsly, I've got some that are rediculous.




Posted by mis0

So I guess LoS doesn't LOEV BRIDGET?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

LoS loves bridget. Everyone loves Bridget.




Posted by Zeta

I love Testament




Posted by Ant

go fukken emo it up with him fag got




Posted by mis0

HEY GUYS....































LoS LOEV BRIDGET!!1
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v607/khaos_the_sane/l0evbrig.gif[/IMG][IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v607/khaos_the_sane/l0evbrig.gif[/IMG][IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v607/khaos_the_sane/l0evbrig.gif[/IMG][IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v607/khaos_the_sane/l0evbrig.gif[/IMG][IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v607/khaos_the_sane/l0evbrig.gif[/IMG][IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v607/khaos_the_sane/l0evbrig.gif[/IMG]




Posted by The Judge

He should be moving. :(




Posted by mis0

Liek, how?




Posted by Lord of Spam

i knew this was coming. And yet still, seeing it makes me sad.




Posted by The Judge


Quoting Misoxeny: Liek, how?

Bridget should be moving with the humping.



Posted by mis0

But then how is teh pen0r doing anything? Is he just stuck to it?




Posted by Lord of Spam

watch moar porn




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: But then how is teh pen0r doing anything? Is he just stuck to it?


There's usually a rhythm between man and woman when they have sex. One is usually not a block of concrete.



Posted by mis0


Quoting Lord of Spam: watch moar porn

Why would I want to do that?



Posted by Ant

fukken hawt shi




Posted by Lord of Spam

1) fappin'
2) anatomy lessons, apparently




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: 2) anatomy lessons, apparently


Apparently, girls have both a vagina AND a penis. Not only that, but if you **** 'em hard enough, large quantities of milk shoot out their boobs at insanely high speeds.



Posted by mis0

I did not know this.

****, what the Hell is going on down there?




Posted by Lord of Spam

Lots, apparently.




Posted by The Judge

I gave brief consideration to deleting every post Lord of Spam made for the next two days for fun.

Lucky for him, I decided against it.




Posted by Dreadnought

[IMG]http://img472.imageshack.us/img472/2342/beautifulunion6yg.gif[/IMG]




Posted by Zeta

Wins so hard




Posted by mis0

Massive winz0rz.




Posted by Lord of Spam

I haet myself and want to die.

Also, bol.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: ****, what the Hell is going on down there?


Tentacles, asexual reproduction, self-bondage, goo. The rest you don't even want to think about.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoting Dreadnought: [IMG]http://img472.imageshack.us/img472/2342/beautifulunion6yg.gif[/IMG]


Holy ****. Winner is you, sir.



Posted by Dreadnought

Dude, his freakishly hueg and bald forehead makes him look like the average /b/ pedophile.

Oh...wait.




Posted by Lord of Spam

oh man, klarth just linked me to [url=http://img.4chan.org/b/res/7905732.html]this[/url]

long live rideman




Posted by Klarth

It's official: I rule.

So does Rideman.

You need a namechange.




Posted by Phantasma2

[COLOR="Black"]Shark Rideman wins.[/COLOR]




Posted by mis0

Congrats, LoS! Because of your crazy roadtrip, and DA, you're now famous on the internets!




Posted by Klarth

Probably the best thing that's ever happened.




Posted by mis0

Question: Should we sauce Rideman? Would it be worth it to credit DA with it all?




Posted by Lord of Spam

I'd prefer that my photobucket didnt get posted on 4chan:(

Klarth wins for starting and keeping the thread alive. Sniper wins for making the templates and a few quality shops. Everyone who made a shop or gif also wins. Judge gets a little bit of a win for making DA, since this place is responsible for for the success. And, funnily enough, Azusa gets a little bit of a win for telling me about 4chan.




Posted by Klarth

Ant also had a part in DA's creation, but he's a stupid baby.




Posted by Ant

I'M GLAD I GET CREDIT WHEN IT'S DO! THANKS KLARTH




Posted by nich

Sweet, imagine me browsing /b/ and discovering LoS all over the place! It was like seeing a movie star at your favourite restaurant.




Posted by Zeta

I had an awesome idea for the signride thing when I went to bad last night, but I forgot what it was...

And which one of you posted my Yoshi in there?




Posted by mis0

Yeah. This whole thing was so hilarious. Long live rideman!!1




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Ant: I'M GLAD I GET CREDIT WHEN IT'S DO! THANKS KLARTH


*due LOl TYPO

yeah, this whole thing is hilarious. My roommate bol'd for like 5 minutes when he came back from an exam and saw this.



Posted by Klarth

[quote=Zeta]And which one of you posted my Yoshi in there?
Me. In fact, all the VGC ones were posted by me, and it kinda took off from there.




Posted by Lord of Spam

I've lol'd and bol'd more today than I have in any other day in recent memory.




Posted by Zeta

Gah, I can't think of anything good.
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v436/Kvar/DA%20Stuff/Newcomer.jpg[/IMG]
LoS for Brawl '07.




Posted by Phantasma2

[COLOR="Black"]Official, Rideman day 5/15/06 nevar forget.[/COLOR]




Posted by Klarth

****ING POSTED.

Now do a Motivation one.




Posted by Ant

My latest addition [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v496/AntmanMadness/nukeitlos.jpg[/IMG]




Posted by Klarth

Wonderful work of art.




Posted by Lord of Spam

maybe use the pic of me riding the submit bar, with the text "I'm in ur 4chan, riding everything in sight" ?




Posted by Ant

I LIKE IT!




Posted by Lord of Spam

GO GO GO




Posted by Ant

Also, would there be any way to make the template any cleaner? Without the white dots on the outline?




Posted by Lord of Spam

Ask sunaipakun.




Posted by Zeta

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v436/Kvar/DA%20Stuff/RidemanWario.jpg[/IMG]

IT'S A FCUKING PORTAL, MAN!




Posted by Klarth

...Lord of all things lolworthy...




Posted by GameMiestro

You should take the picture from Dr. Strangelove where he's riding the nuke and put this picture on it.

That would be amazing.




Posted by Lord of Spam

Oh man, this is spectacular. Everyone involved rocks hardcore style.




Posted by Zeta

[quote=Wikiworld's list of 4chan memes]Rideman

A picture of an unknown man riding a sign in a graveyard. His photo was posted on /b/, and he was subsequently photoshopped into riding various objects, including himself.

[spoiler].[/spoiler]




Posted by Klarth





Posted by Zeta

FUCKING WIN!




Posted by Lord of Spam

[url=http://www.wikiworld.com/wiki/index.php/4chan]OMFG[/url]

I'm officially a meme. ;_;




Posted by The Judge


Quoting Ant: Also, would there be any way to make the template any cleaner? Without the white dots on the outline?

That would be the messed up saving of the file on MS Paint. If you just screenshot the template and copy and paste it from there, it should be fine.



Posted by Zeta

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYIIIIIIIIIIIDE!




Posted by Lord of Spam

oh man, someone make that




Posted by nich

see sig.




Posted by The Judge

I got a chuckle out of it.




Posted by Lord of Spam

Well, the thread ended up being over 200 posts and over 130 image replies. It wasnt stickied, however, and ended up being deleted. Sucks.:/




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

****, I just woke up after a 20 hour nap and missed everything!




Posted by Ant

....right.




Posted by The Judge


Quoting Vampiro: ****, I just woke up after a 20 hour nap and missed everything!

In Amerika we call that "sleep."

And in Zanzabar Land, we call that "Zanzabar Prime Action 4."



Posted by Ant

well, I lol'd




Posted by sniper

Nice to see that Zanzabar Land puts eating, drinking, and sexing above sleep. My kinda place.




Posted by The Judge

Dr Faust ****IT: Zanzabar Prime Action 1 is eat
antmanmadness: lol
Dr Faust ****IT: 2 is breathe (eating takes more precidence)
Dr Faust ****IT: 3 is awaken
Dr Faust ****IT: and you know the rest
Dr Faust ****IT: ...............we don't do much in Zanzabar Land
antmanmadness: wtf did this come from?
antmanmadness: RANDOM DERICK MIND ****?
Dr Faust ****IT: Metal Gear Solid
Dr Faust ****IT: Grey Fox was killed in "the war in Zanzabar Land"
Dr Faust ****IT: I thought it was a ridiculously stupid made up country name
Dr Faust ****IT: and I figured in Zanzabar Land they act like robots
antmanmadness: that makes sense from some weird strange action
Dr Faust ****IT: Zanzabar Prime Action 5
Dr Faust ****IT: Kill




Posted by The Judge

Prime Action 6: Mating
Prime Action 7: Grim (it's a verb)
Prime Action 8: Drink
Prime Action 9: Work
Prime Action 10: Worship Satan

The finer points of life in Zanzabar.




Posted by The Judge

All Prime actions must be announced out loud before being performed.

(Zanzabar Prime Action 11: Tripple Post)




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: In Amerika we call that "sleep."

Seeing as how I lay down to have a nap, it was a nap. I didn't mean sleep through almost an entire day, nor did I say "man, it's bedtime, night world LOL".

Thus, nap.



Posted by The Judge

Shut up.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

No, you shut up.




Posted by The Judge

No, YOU shut up.




Posted by Ant


Quoting Vampiro: Seeing as how I lay down to have a nap, it was a nap. I didn't mean sleep through almost an entire day, nor did I say "man, it's bedtime, night world LOL".

Thus, nap.


LOL I meant to take a nap, BUT I ENDED UP SLEEPING!

Or like, I meant to go pee, but I ended up pooping. Thus, pee.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: LOL I meant to take a nap, BUT I ENDED UP SLEEPING!

Or like, I meant to go pee, but I ended up pooping. Thus, pee.


Sorry, your logic doesn't apply to my world. And why are we even talking about this?



Posted by Ant

Just shut up




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

No, you just shut up.




Posted by Ant

okay, you know, you just really need to shut up




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

No, you just shut up.




Posted by Ant

ok ill shut up just plz stop yelling




Posted by Dreadnought

I was born into a world you may not understand. Where men ride each other and women do not exist. Where I am he is you are he is you are me and we are all together, and cuz of all the blacks you can never relax unless you divide by zero. Everyday is caturday, and everything is a trap.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoting Ant: [COLOR="Lime"]ok ill shut up just plz stop yelling[/COLOR]


TABLES HAVE MOTHER****IN TURNED



Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Dreadnought: I was born into a world you may not understand. Where men ride each other and women do not exist. Where I am he is you are he is you are me and we are all together, and cuz of all the blacks you can never relax unless you divide by zero. Everyday is caturday, and everything is a trap.


That made both my head AND penis explode.



Posted by Ant


Quoting Vampiro: TABLES HAVE MOTHER****IN TURNED


You know deep down that you are the one who must shut up.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

luuuuv u




Posted by Ant

Ya just don't get it...




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Shut up.




Posted by The Judge

Locking in 5.

EDIT: Wait, you're both mods, so that doesn't solve anything.

Deleting in 5.




Posted by Lord of Spam

im in ur DA, not shutting up

edit: never delete rideman! rideman must live forever!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Yeah, don't delete this **** you *******.




Posted by The Judge

*Takes a technicality on your part and launches it into the main boards*

If I wasn't so lazy, of course.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

You're just like Jesse. You only care about the numbers. Your heart has grown so cold... so... cold.




Posted by The Judge

If I cared about the numbers I wouldn't even think of doing anything bad to this thread. :)

AND IF JESSE CARED HE'D MAKE THAT ****ING GUILTY GEAR BLOG THE POLL ****ING WON ****IT




Posted by Lord of Spam

Hell, even I'd post in it every now and then.




Posted by Ant


Quoting The Judge: If I cared about the numbers I wouldn't even think of doing anything bad to this thread. :)

AND IF JESSE CARED HE'D MAKE THAT ****ING GUILTY GEAR BLOG THE POLL ****ING WON ****IT


There is a poll. And it was voted on 8-1 with Jesse being the only person who voted no. You may never see it.



Posted by Lord of Spam

owned




Posted by Zeta

Wait, so the 4chan mods deleted the Rideman thread?

Tasteless bastards.




Posted by Lord of Spam

Nah, it jsut got bumped off 4chan. People stopped posting after a while.




Posted by The Judge


Quoting Ant: There is a poll. And it was voted on 8-1 with Jesse being the only person who voted no. You may never see it.

This upsets me greatly.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Wait, so the 4chan mods deleted the Rideman thread?


Mods doing their job on 4chan? lololol