Keyartist

Join Date: April 2006

93.4 posts per day.

The ones which are not in the KH board making stupid, offensive, racist or misogynist comments in unrelated threads.

K, done.

I have had the misfortune of running across a few of his posts. He has managed to degrade every thread he posts in by completely ignoring the topic and spounting off (poorly written) ignorant drivel.

Ban the wanker.

He can barely type, let alone construct a sentence. And due to his lack of comprehension of subject matter and poster responses, I doubt he can read, either.

Probably one of the worst "members-trying-to-raise-post-count-to-look-important" I've seen yet.

Most incomprehensible member ever?

Ever?

...Ever?

...Probably! :cookie:

ok firstoff,dreadnought when have i even done that..if there is a topic i post on it..and when i ask about i get rude comments about be asking..i just wanna have a coversation with you guys..2nd i do not degrade anything i just put what everyone else is posting about..how am i a racist?..i have never ignored the topic if thats what you call them..im alls well they never even went along with there topic..and im sorry i type fast and i can spell but the popups keep messing with were one word started and the other ended..im not tring to raise my post count..im just trying to talk..dont i get my first amendment right..talk about rude you guys made a page to put me down..im sorry that i bring truth to what i say...and that 93.4 post a day..go look in kingdom hearts page hosted by velvet nightmare..youll see that i got at least 99% of my posts there...and i dont take back any thing i said ever.on this web site..a simple email would of been easier..ha

[quote=keyartist]what is the mable story another thought of a dike female starting here period and getting sand in here cuchey or what?

Bigoted

[quote=keyartist]is that what wii is a cock?ha ha ah ah thats so...gay..later homos
Stupid, Bigoted

[quote=keyartist]i hate it they come here take our jobs and they dont bother to learn english

Stupid, Bigoted, Wrong

[quote=keyartist] i never played it before and what gives u a sqaute that you can talk to me that way..and i know that goth is not a homophobe..all goths believe in both sex so allgoths are bi..that is sick and your sick.....

have you read the gothic bible..they are free to both sexes its like they have a non-sex differental..or do you just like the way they dress


Stupid, Bigoted, Incomprehensible

[quote=keyartist]teens dont know that but it helps to look it up.the goth religen comes from gothic beliefs..you know an evil satanic view..as the music to what do they sing about satan...teens dont know they are worthshiping the devil they just dont know

WTF? I swear this kid has no idea what he's talking about.


If you want to figure out what is going on, read the previous pages of the thread.

keyartist, if you happen to be reading this:

How old are you?

i am 19..please just tell me what i wanna know and ill be on my way

BANHAMMER
[spoiler]Seriously, get this kid off my internets.[/spoiler]
BANHAMMER
[spoiler]I'm not ****ing around, I want him gone.[/spoiler]
BANHAMMER

Did you ever think that maybe an immigrant worker took your job because, illiterate, uneducated, and non-english speaking though he may be, AT LEAST HE ISNT A TOTAL RETARD? Just wondering.

like i said i know how to spell but i type fast and my computer lags and drops my words some times other times i dont know the word all im looking for is info

io csan ty ewiojhrnj tpopo.

Rough translation of the above: I can type fast too.

[quote=keyartist]ok firstoff,dreadnought when have i even done that..if there is a topic i post on it..and when i ask about i get rude comments about be asking..i just wanna have a coversation with you guys..2nd i do not degrade anything i just put what everyone else is posting about..how am i a racist?..i have never ignored the topic if thats what you call them..im alls well they never even went along with there topic..and im sorry i type fast and i can spell but the popups keep messing with were one word started and the other ended..im not tring to raise my post count..im just trying to talk..dont i get my first amendment right..talk about rude you guys made a page to put me down..im sorry that i bring truth to what i say...and that 93.4 post a day..go look in kingdom hearts page hosted by velvet nightmare..youll see that i got at least 99% of my posts there...and i dont take back any thing i said ever.on this web site..a simple email would of been easier..ha

When you have a bunch of sentences talking about something that is very hard to translate into standard english which would possibly give us a good idea of what you are talking about and you keep using two dots instead of one in order to end your sentences so we don't know if you are ending your sentences or just taking a pause and then bragging about getting 93.4 posts a day which is kind of scary but anyway if you keep doing this and keep ignoring any possibility of making a argumentable point then the most logical option in this scenario would be to mock you by using similiar techniques by what you are trying to attack the forum with because if we just ignored you which I'm sure you're hoping that we do than that would be unproductive and we wouldn't want that cause you kind of sound like you're ranting

i got one thing to say....WHY me?

BECUASE YOU POST LIKE A ****ING RETARD.

If a popup interupts, its no big deal. Just close it and then go back to typing. if you see that your post is a trainwreck of the english language, just fix it. Its not asking too much for you to ****ing speak english, is it? Hell, I've made a few typos in this post by now, BUT I FIXED THEM WHEN I SAW THEM. To sum it up...

[center]ENGLISH, MOTHER ****ER

Do you speak it?[/center]

Re: Maple story -
If you don't know what a game is, and the people posting do, either google it or look earlier in the thread. Chances are GOOGLE will help you more.

Re: Immigrants -
I accused you of being racist because in that post you quoted classic racist rhetoric WORD FOR WORD and apparently seem to believe it. If a mexican day-labourer took your job then
A) it probably wasn't very sophisticated or worthwhile work
and
B) That makes you look even more incompetent.

Re: Nintendo Wii-
I didn't have any problems with making jokes about the stupidity of the new console name, but I do hate stupid jokes, and I also hate homophobic ones unless it is obvious the joke itself is tongue-in-cheek.

Re: Goths-
You, sir, have no idea what you are talking about. First off, there are no such things as goths. There are just idiotic mall-rats trying to garner attention with the whole 'OOH LOOK I'M EVIL SHADOW SORROW and whatnot' gimmick. They have no beliefs, no religion and no bible.

As for sexuality, you are a bigot. Plain and simple. Read the above posts.

As for Satanism, you again know next to nothing. 'Gothic' music has nothing to do with the devil, quite a large percentage of them are very stupid christians. No real Satanist worships the devil. Click [URL="http://www.churchofsatan.com"]HERE[/URL] and [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LaVeyan_Satanism"]HERE[/URL] for more info.

As for your beliefs, please, enlighten us. Tell me your beliefs in detail. Hell, make a thread in the War Board about it.

The reason I wanted to know your age was so I could determine whether or not I should pardon your idiocy because of your age. If you were a thirteen-year-old I *might* be able to understand you posting crap like this.


EDIT: I got ninja'd like 8 times. I WILL HAVE VENGEANCE.

like i said i dont see it until it is posted if you dont under stand it then ask,i got no problem answering one or two Q'.

[QUOTE=keyartist]and whats wrong were you mad cause i said cock
no, you're acting like a bigot (look the word up if you don't know what it means)
[quote]what is wii..
do some research. not everything in life will be spoon fed to you just because you ask for it. i didn't know what it was either until i saw more posts referencing it. seeing as how this is a video game forum, i put 2 and 2 together. try it, it's not too hard.
[quote]someone on that page said it was a pen15
learn how to recognize a joke
[quote]and the dike thing..yeah what is mayple story..
?
[quote]first of all [COLOR="Red"]immergrints [/COLOR]did take my job...
so you're a landscaper? regardless, the great thing about the good ol' USA is that you're allowed to go get a new job. and you don't even have to wait to be laid off or fired (most likely in your case).
[quote]but why not tell me?..
what do you think this is? plus, its in the flame board. again, look up the word if you need help to understand what it means.
[quote]i am 19..please just tell me what i wanna know and ill be on my way
i highly doubt that. we're not impressed if you're lieing about your age. actually, we'd go a little easier on you if you said you were only 9 yrs old (which is how your acting/typing/thinking). what is it you want to know so we can send you on your way?

the typing fast thing is a copout. i type over 90wpm, and am familiar with a lovely key that was invented for boo-boos called the backspace.

and gamemiestro.... you failed. i could like totally read and comprend that. you need to work on your short bus skills.

[COLOR="red"]*edit*[/COLOR] lol

hey i asked before what things are.why cant i speak freely.and yes there is a goth religion..and that avatar you have he must be a *** fearing man...right.
and i said before i did let my religion down by what i said and i do take those things back.And do to my religion music about hate,drugs,and temptation are all works of the devil.

i type fast but like i said my computer keeps droping words.yes i am a landscaper a good one.and yes i am 19 i was born 12-11-86.at umc.i was also joking about the cock thing..just trying to heat up the convo..what i wanted to know is...1.what is maple story?2.Why do people hate darkness advanced,is it dumb?Why can't i make fun of illegals?What is wii i thought of it as a joke?why does everyone hate me?AND WHO IS MY FATHER?

[quote=keyartist]hey i asked before what things are.why cant i speak freely.and yes there is a goth religion..and that avatar you have he must be a *** fearing man...right.
and i said before i did let my religion down by what i said and i do take those things back.And do to my religion music about hate,drugs,and temptation are all works of the devil.
Like I said, idiot.

I) No such thing as a goth religion. Goths themselves technically don't exist as a cultural group, nor do they practice any formal religion. Satanism from your definition, I.E. devil-worship does not really exist either, and if it does, it is exactly like Christianity.

II) The appearance of my avatar may have nothing to do with his beliefs. Imagine Wrest was a goth. He could be anything! There are loads of christian 'goths'! Although the point stands, he plays black metal, he must worship the devil. :-P

III) Dead wrong. Music about hate, drugs and war is the work of PEOPLE. Anti-christian music is the work of PEOPLE, who tend to hate JESUS and all other kinds of RELIGION. Read some Nietzsche if you pass high-school.

IV) Make a thread in the War Board about your religious beliefs. I promise not to make fun of you anymore.


EDIT:

[quote=keyartist] AND WHO IS MY FATHER?

Whoever edited that made me lol, thus earning them 5.7 internets.

AND WHO IS MY FATHER? that was all me and im not asking for forgiveness but i now know i was wrong.its just a matter of what you where giving as a kid.im still trying to kope with things.but i know in the end i will be saved.but i think i will do something like that.as long as you critasize every word i say.thats what makes me stronger.

[quote=keyartist]AND WHO IS MY FATHER?
Just tell yourself it's Sephiroth or some equally bland typecast RPG character. Then you can stop crying yourself to sleep at night and wiping your tears into your Linkin Park pillowcase.

hey how did you know i have a linkin park pillow case?why would i do that.he is not my father... ithink?

i seriously hope this kid is some kind of joke (ip check anyone?)

if not, his g0dly rhetoric reminds me of [URL="http://www.youtube.com/v/1G470rfJQCI"]this[/URL] psycho

SPELL THINGS CORRECTLY AND USE PROPER GRAMMAR, AND PERHAPS, JUST PERHAPS, PEOPLE MIGHT PAY YOU HALF AN IOTA OF ATTENTION.

...you guys...and girls,are ruthless is there no forgivness in your hearts

Not for the likes of you.

Point one: this is the internet. Brutality is our bread and butter.

Point two: Post intelligently and in a few years people may well forget about it.

Point three: Nope. The internet is, by and large, a very unreligious place. You shall find no forgiveness in its terne, stygian wastes.

AND JUDGE NEEDS TO GET ANOTHER FONT.

OK. I'LL GO BACK TO TIMES NEW ROMAN LIKE BEFORE. OR POSSIBLY ENGRAVERS TO MAKE ME LOOK THAT MUCH MORE GOTHCORE

Actually, that made me lol. Make the size like 2 or something to show how much you hate and disdain us all.

I just wouldn't post at that point.

im not unintelligent im sorry that what i say is weird and dumb but i mean well.so i misspeel some things who cares..but as for my sentances they are messed up.it keeps double clicking going to random sites.its not my fault.

ProTip: Commit Suicide.

you know what guys need to look at yourselfs before looking at me

I have looked at myself. I am an angry, impatient, unforgiving *******.

But at least I'm not retarded like you:cookie:

Frankly, I wouldn't mind keyartist if his typing and grammar skills were flawless, he fitted himself with an avatar that didn't look stupid, he came up with a signature that made a lick of sense, and he stopped posting forever.

Chances are I'd be nicer to you in person.
However, online you have the oppurtunity to make yourself appear much more intelligent. You have a distinct advantage. If you fail to use it, you get treated appropriately.

I never thought I'd agree with him. Good job, Raptor.

And here we thought the KH board would bring us good members.

i dont get it but fine i just want to thank you guys for bringing my flaws up to me..it shows you guys have hearts and care..even if it is in a negitive way..just to break the ice ask me some things get to know me,then youll see im not such a bad guy afterall

I personally don't want to know anything, at all, about you.

everyone is a good guy and do have that trait..even me im a good guy but come off as an arse

You come off more as an idiot, than an "arse".

Its not that I dislike you for being mean.

Its that I hate you for being so *******ed stupid.

i see that but im truely not stupid..you hate me so then you think im stupid..it is a hate thing.but i dont hate any of you or think any one person is stupid

Odd. This guy doesn't seem to bug me as much as basterd did. Maybe I just havn't seen enough of his posts.

i am not a monster..ima human being.eerrr..if thats the case thats good to hear..i was thinking the same about you..lol just kidding..so whats new?

Why havent you killed yourself yet?

because i like hearing from you.

find it hard to believe that there are people dumb enough to label this science. If they want to teach it in a philosophy or religions calss, go right ahead; thats what it is. But by trying to dress it up as science, you lmislead the children of America.
__________________
I AM SPARTACUS.

She's named Peach for a reason, amirite?

this is what you wrote spam.see every one makes typos.we forgive you.

Maybe if your posts were done grammatically correct (like any 4th grader can), people wouldn't assume such things about you.

hey! i said i fixed them ,why dont you believe me?i have NEVER done any thing to you!you have no right!i said i was sorry!just drop that crap!mine are readable?it takes a dumb person to read what makes since.and it takes a smart person to make since what thet read!

u guys really chewed this guy up and spit him out, but i know what u mean cause he does post in the kh2 theory thread alot and i usually guess what he typed because he never uses periods he always does this "..." which is really annoying.

Sorry Artisit but I have to agree with them.
:(

its ok i dont have to say anything as long as you know what i mean.

Basically, I acknowledge the fact that we are degrading and humiliating you.
I partially realise that the members of Darkness Advanced are doing it as a way of, shall we say, 'burning an effigy'. By crucifying you, the Darkness makes an example of the way all incoherents should be treated.

If you feel mistreated over spelling, content, whatever, it isn't the end of the world. Don't expect immediate improvement. Just go out into life, think of things you can do to make yourself a better and more intelligent person, DO THEM, and come back and show us the results.

I'd really like to see proof that you are 19.

thanks i guess and i am 19 i got a my space if you wanna see.and it is easier not haveing to worry about misspelling and grammer but things change.if you wanna know my..my space ask and you can take a look

Please show us your MySpace.

I almost feel bad for Key...
There is no way he can possibly know how retarded he really is.....
Almost feel bad. Really, I'm just annoyed.

Spelling and grammar shouldn't be something you have to 'worry' about. They should be automatic and unfailing.

LIKE LORD OV SPAM AMIRITE?

So, uh, why don't people just ignore him at this point?

go to my space and look up Michael-truth-or-dare or [email]keyblademaster5752@yahoo.com[/email]

ha ha ha thats great know i know i suck.Even the boss hates me.Good im going for the lowest rep ever.

http://myspace.com/michael_mcknight

Rep means nothing. Its just a number.

http://www.myspace.com/michael_mcknight

[IMG]http://myspace-589.vo.llnwd.net/00614/98/59/614899589_l.jpg[/IMG]

sorry for the double-post, but will Jesse Smith PLEASE shrink his signature? ITS BIGGER THAN XBOX.

so now you know what i look like.Also you dont have to spacewhen you end then start a new sentence.

Yes you do. >_>

Dude, would you like me to correct your 'About me' section!!!!

BTW, 'hpoe you can alwas' should be 'hope you can always'.

And HOW did you graduate High School with writing skills like that!!??

Yes. You do. Did u get surgery on ur brain?? :D:D:D:D:D

Um, yes you do. Otherwise, it looks ****ing dumb.

we seriously need to save this thread for posterity till the end of time. jesse smith is giving spelling and grammar lessons.

ha ha ha that was feb of 05.at least i have the nerve of having a picture on the net.and it was that my apendix burst,and jesse there isn't no such thing on my site.Do you guys have one?You know that it is illegal for you to post my picture without my permission.

now i'm getting scared. is this possibly jesse's long lost n00bie twin????

or did he receive jesse's appendix as a transplant?

I would but I'd much rather be entertianed by the funny things you guys post.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA your the biggest Bull ****er ever Keyartist.

[quote=keyartist]yeah i know and no they got me back look at my hate thread.

This thread brought to you in part by THE HATE MACHINE, a non-profit organisation dedicated to excellence in broadcasting.

How about everyone who has a strong dislike of our guest of honor make a list of improvement that he can work on. I'll go first hope it helps artist,

Here take this:
1.Grammar
2.Spelling
3.Attitude toward other peoples religon, views, likes, etc.
4.Responsibility-don't blame your computer
5.Edit-edit your post if something is wrong and finally
6.punctuation-please let us know when you finished your sentences.

Anyone else wants to take a wack at it?

*wacks Keyatrist with a pointy stick"

I don't have to follow anything you say.I do not see the big deal that you guys insite hammering on.the way i spell sucks ,so what.When you hit rock bottom theres only one way to go,UP.

Wow, we seem to have dragged alot of KHtards into the light.

WELCOME TO THE BOARDS.

EDIT: Not .hack//

well arent we all here to help/hate artist?

See why I didn't want KHers out of their forum, Judge? At least for the while since they are new? ;o

How did this all get started?Was it me or someone else?I know how to spell,but why would I?I'm not trying to type perfect.Its just the net.If you cant read it ,oh well,then you must not know how to make meaning

*claps*

you should use spaces between sentences

im also way younger than you. Lots of room for inprovement.

But then you don't have to space.

Then why do you think you can talk to me that way.I'm not making fun,just saying I'm not the only one.

So you are saying that there is NO way that you could read anything I have ever writing.That makes you dumb not me.

Why do you think i should respect you? Your the one with the -68 rep. i say insightful things YOU says offensive things.

Okay, go back to earlier posts and tell me the point you were trying to get across. And I don't mean a recent post, I mean one where you jumped topic 6 times in a sentence.

Double post much Keyartist?

Yes!!! I was waiting for something great to come out of Philsdad's mouth soon.

Oh man this thread is gold.

375 views, 116 replies in under 12 hours. i'd say its a new record, but then we'd have our resident attention whores trying to outdo this with even more pointless babble.

Like i said,I'm not a bad guy.If you are smarter than me then fine.I'm not the 50 people teaming up as one I am the one being teamed up on.mputer does drop some words and senteces and that is truthfully the truth.I've said before I don't know what the problem is.I think it is a virus.Like this thing im writing, I had to do it two times because the whole thing droped.But to post my picture as a sig. is pretty rough.

See even I did not notice I even did it.

Ok this is the final post im gonna make before i go get some shut eye. Keyartist your a lier, stop trying to fix all the mistakes you made by lieing.

at first i honestly tried to help him, to which he replied "i dont care, im not going to change who i am something something blah blah blah". i'm not scrolling through 7 freakin pages of his babble to find it. (not to mention the countless other pages in thread 2, which appears to have been deleted)

this should probably be locked as well (not deleted though, we need it for laughs and posterity) or it will never end.

carefull jesse, you don't want our wacko cracko image of you to change.....

First of all those errors are not in the qoute you posted. 2nd you are the only one that I have seen with a real avatar I went to school and was great in english, but I've said this before , I'm not a good typer,I try to type fast but it results to this. Yeah what I write is somewhat unreadable, but those are typing errors I choose not to correct. That is my fault, I don't exept help.

You told me to forget about them, but I couldn't. It's not in my blood line. Sorry double posting.

IF YOU RECOGNIZE THAT ITS A DOUBLE POST THEN JUST EDIT IT YOU WACKO, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? ARE YOU SO MENTALLY RETARDED THAT YOU CANT GRASP THE EDIT BUTTON, OR ARE YOU SERIOUSLY THAT LAZY? EITHER WAY, EITHER DO A COMPLETE 180 OR GET OFF MY BOARD.

See even when I try. I noticed it a little to late and tried to delete it. I did edit in, sorry double posting.

True but then what will we talk about. Even if this thread ends up hurting me it was great fun. By hurting me I mean my rep. and pride. Oh well alls fair in love and war. Wait that was dumb, let me try it one more time. ahem I guess thats what I get.

Hey, your post are actually legible now!

yeah, thats right. And it feels good.

Then you are learning!

In all seriousness Key, it was impossible to comprehend your posts. Now they at least make some sense. The road to success is all in the manner of the way you type and speak to others. And with that you will gain the respect of your peers. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH GRAMMAR!

It now takes longer for me to type. But oh well.

I also suck at spelling, what made me mad is that people lowered my rep.
When people see that it is embarassing ya'know.
But I learned that you have to make since when you type and talk.
I am know to have a fast and heavy tounge in my town.
Even if what i say is smart people tell me to slow down and repeat.
And I get mad, this is the qoute of what they say.
"What did you say, you must think about what you will say before you are even talked too."And thats it.

It also happens to be the content of some of your posts which gets on our tits.

[quote=keyartist] [COLOR=black][FONT=Trebuchet MS]what is the mable story another thought of a dike female starting here period and getting sand in here cuchey or what

Bigoted stuff like that.

ALSO, I realize that after a while you will probably mak your merry way into Darkness Advanced, *** forbid, and suddenly notice 'HAY ALL U GUYZ ARE MISSPELING STUFF ALL TIMES'. This is called 4Chan humour. There is a difference.
[/FONT][/COLOR]

Yeah, misspelling words like "sense" is done out of honest to goodness stupidity, and 4chan is just people acting stupid under the false impression that it's funny or clever.

Pfffttt..HAHAHA... you all are a bunch of pussy's.lol.

Goodness me! Thank you for pointing that out! Dear wacko, it all seems so clear now! Every single one of us is completely and utterly wrong! Wow, wh[/COLOR]o'da thunk it?

Seriously. Shu[COLOR=Black]t the [/COLOR]up.

well if you would stop bit*hing and loose the ego than maybe I would. Your not flaming key your complaining about how bad he types and misspells something, we all mess up once in a while but gawd. bring it to the complaint board

Actually, I believe calling you a low-brow, ignorant moron would be more appropriate to this board.

I do believe I also called Key incompetent, bigoted, and clueless. That counts as a flame.

He's obviously FAR superior to us, duh. I mean, he has the spirit of the wolf and all.

Oh, wait, the only thing keeping wolves alive is the fact that tree huggers *****ed and kept them alive, otherwise they would be extinct. I guess humans win after all.:cookie:

Keyartist for Supermod

Hey this form is for dissing on me right? LOL any ways if its for me being a bigote then I am sorry. I was just trying to make a real funny joke. I didn't know it would affend anyone, and for that I', truely sorry.

It's not that it offended anyone (I doubt it did), it just wasn't funny in the slightest and gave us just one more thing to use against you, being as we're flaming you. :judge:

Fag

Yeah but oh well I was being called names saying that I did affend people. Why would you call me a fag? I'm not one, if I was I wouldn't of said those things.

Wouldn't HAVE. Grammar time isn't over yet.

Internet joke.

[URL="http://www.4chan.org"]www.4chan.org[/URL]

Learn it.


EDIT: WTF 300 get. Jesus, I need to post more.

What you can say wouldn't of. Why would wouldn't have be right.

ENGLISH, MOTHER ****ER. DO YOU SPEAK IT?

The only reason people say "wouldn't of" is due to the phrase "wouldn't've", which is actually a contraction of "wouldn't have". "Wouldn't of" is horribly incorrect and it makes me cringe whenever anyone says it.

The more you know.

Wouldn't've is not even a word. And why would it matter, you guys are trying to look for every mistake I make. How would you feel if I did the same?

Reading this thread is now my number one favourite past time.

Ok find me an english book that has wouldn't've in it and I'll use it. Post the link.

http://www.proz.com/kudoz/370492

It is called accepted colloquialism.

Ha ha ha it says nothing of the word wouldn't've, yes it says wouldn't have.And that is a translation of another languge.Here in america we don't speak proper english, we speak common english.

No, here in America, YOU speak common english and sound retarded while the rest of us speak proper english.

[quote=keyartist]Ha ha ha it says nothing of the word wouldn't've, yes it says wouldn't have.And that is a translation of another languge.Here in america we don't speak proper english, we speak common english.

Here in England we invent English.

[quote=keyartist]Why would wouldn't have be right.

Abominable usage of the present perfect progressive clause! Have you no shame?

Before you make generalized social terms into insults at Raptor, I suggest you use them properly if you want the discussion to end.

And lol@shep

I'll call anyone anything I want.

I'm using emo in that sense to connote pointless whining. It fits, so I'm going to use it.

I suppose, I'm just saying that if you want the given subject to not be directed at him getting technical on you, you should rethink your words next time.

five pages? this is all quite retarded. it didn't even managed to be funny :(

more like 9 pages.

20 PER PAGE IS THE RIGHT WAY TO GO.

more like 40, idiot

*make that 10 now*

how many more till this is closed?

Never

I like smelly eggs!

Hey they will make fun of one person and one person only, leave this place. You are not me.

your puny ring lips arent the time nor effort

shep, GTFO.

key, be a better person.

Wacko101 used my name last night.

You're a terrible person and a ****ing idiot to boot.

Why are you yelling at me? They did use keyartist_ last night.

Note that I'm making no effort to explain in order to perpetuate this.

And there was me thinking the Flame Board had gone :eek: All this time it was hiding in here... and I must reclaim.


Get of my internets you unscrumpsulous cows!

Why not? Out of nowhere you started putting me down, well not out of nowhere, but just randomly.

people read each other's posts. we don't always comment on every single one. sometimes we'll let bad typing, poor grammar, racist comments, and other cringe-worthy things go. but everyone has their breaking point. there's only so much bullpoop you can put up with, and aparently, Klarth has reached his limit.

Ok then, I could respect that.

You know what I respect? Suicide. Go work on that.

Show me how it is done, and i might think about it.

[url=http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm]I expect you to be dead by the end of business hours, EST.[/url]

I want a live one-on-one demo. I,ll go if you go go.

Dude, you're not even half the ninja I am. Even if I were to show you in real life, you arent even capable of getting pumped up enough to kill yourself like a ninja.

Yeah thats true but ninjas don't kill themselves, don't they perform herikuri or something like that.

Hara Kiri, which is rituilistic(SP?) suicide.
Which, like seppuku, is only(I think) done by samurai.

I think its anyone. Its an honorable one at that, where they take a knee and let there attacker kill them.

*mustn't get distracted by ninja talk*

[SIZE="5"]keyartist is a retard![/SIZE]

*runs away*

I'm not saying I'm a ninja but I do pratice the chinesse saber. But who cares, suicide is not the answer.

For you it is.

Why do you say that? Is it because I reflect my ideas and they make sense, and you can't bare that I'm right?

dood, pull your head out of your donkey. just admit defeat, and walk away.

if you really like it here at vgc (i can't see why, since 90% of your posts are spent trying to defend yourself against our barrage of insults and flames), create a new name and try harder the second time around.

Ok wtf, there have been two whole pages since I looked this morning.

Ninjas killed themselves after a successful mission. One shot. And they did it with poison.

That is the dumbest thing I ever heard. You have no real anything on ninjas do you?

I'm a ninja. I kill stuff with my jutsu. and my Tek-9's.

Thats right , you are dumb. Poisoning themselves. Good grief.

No, moron. THEY STABBED THEMSELVES WITH POISONED SWORDS/FRISBEES.

Jesus, its not that hard to get.

No, one ninja friend of mine did that. He was depressed, and, well, slitting your wrists with shuriken is just so, cliché. So he ate a box of rat poison, a chocolate cake, and some .50 calibre asprin.

[quote]Thats right , you are dumb.
lol
[quote]Poisoning themselves.
Yeah, what the hell was I thinking. But no sense in proving me wrong right?
[quote]Good grief.
AUUUUUGH!

WTF is this ****? There are like three new pages since I checked this morning.

All of his mindless posts and us making fun of him.

Not at all. But I'm the one being called dumb. Why would they kill thereselves, it would make everything they trained for pointless.

They were trained to have no lives beyond the mission they were supposed to carry out, and then to remain a complete enigma to any law forces, they killed themselves. It's called sacrifice for the cause. Ninjas were always illegals.

Oh Judge btw the Qliphoth kick the Sephiroth's shiny white [COLOR=Black]as[/COLOR]ses all over the cosmos.

Where did you guys read this? Ninjas where created to do many missions and tasks. Even in our anime they don't kill thereselves.

LOL

I've been dead twice myself!!!! I got seven lives left!!

I've was near death when my appendix burst.

Burst with a shuriken, or just because it was gay?

I think it was my body rejecting the gayness of my appendix, boy did it hurt. I missed 1 month of work and too weeks of school.

I'm not trying to do that. But was merly making a statement.As I did say even, meaning there is more then one clueing us in on it.

Dude, you need some mental help!!

What do you mean not register, are you saying what I seen with my own eyes was a lie?

Even after ever one explains it, your brain doesn't register. They did not register your name.

Yes, your eyes saw a lie!!!! Every one got there own name!!!

But the name I saw was my name being used and not wacko101.

Every one saw there own name. The only username the person had was (wacko101) where your name showed up.

They must have changed it. But they where using keyartist_, with an underscore, look it up buddy.

yeah I do.

er, are you sure!!!!! :D

What's that, Jesse? (You need MENTAL help?)

er HOW do you dudes figure out the name??!!!!! He needs help!! BTW, I banned a member today!!!

NO WAI

That's...that's just swell.

[Quote=Keyartist]he goth religen comes from gothic beliefs

Wow! I never ever knew there was a goth religion...

















..Douche

Tell you what. Let me talk to him on AIM and I'll soon make him lose the will to live. And when that is accomplished, key will vanish and NES will owe me 3.2 interne...favors.

[quote=The Judge]My signature merely states that Sephiroth is the 10 Qualities of G[COLOR=black]o[/COLOR]d in the Jewish religion that man should try to emulate. I made no comparison to anything else.

The fact hardly needs pointing out, but sure, ok. The Qliphoth own everything, though. Six Therion albums, the whole Silent Hill series and four decades of Aleister Crowley can't be wrong.

I can make him fall asleep by espousing religious history in the finest of details, with lots of Copy-Paste.

EDIT: Greater than [COLOR="black"]G[/COLOR]od? Well, perhaps close.

LoL I know! Kinda looks intentional, doesn't it?

EDIT: and yes, the Qliphoth are greater than [COLOR=black]Go[/COLOR]d. First of all, there are more of them (12 Qliphoth for 10 Sephiroth). Second of all, they came before[COLOR=black] Go[/COLOR]d. One interpretation of the Qabbalah is that each Sephira is a ray of light or 'emanation' of [COLOR=black]Go[/COLOR]d, and that each 'Qlipha' is a region that surrounds it where the light does not shine, where there is no [COLOR=black]Go[/COLOR]d. Sorta like Darkness Advanced. The Qliphoth are the manifestations of pre-creation chaos, that dark and unknowable force which is eternal and unchanging.

Plus, they are super-badass.

I'm not changing my signature.

I wasn't telling you to.

I wasn't saying you did.

I like how he sliped in the DA reference there.

And I like the actual refference made. Everyone wins.

I do understand what you guys where saying about the user hack, but what I dont get is where you would put the code, and was this site made to do that or was it a flaw?

Thanks.Was that done as a joke?

The account? Yes.

Thats great, it works to.Sucks that I feel for it.

[quote=keyartist]if there is a topic i post on it
That is entirely the point. Simply because the topic is there does not mean it requires you to post in it or provide any input whatsoever. Even if you do have an opinion on it, you should learn to pace yourself.

[quote]2nd i do not degrade anything i just put what everyone else is posting about
If they have already said it, there is no real reason for you to write the same thing in every thread. If that isn't what you are doing, then try to formulate your own opinions instead, as opposed to posting what everyone else is saying.

[quote]how am i a racist?..i have never ignored the topic if thats what you call them..im alls well they never even went along with there topic
That is not what racism is. I suggest you check the dictionary before you defend yourself by taking the word clearly out of its own definition. You can't say you are not racist if you don't even properly demonstrate that you know what it means.

[quote]..and im sorry i type fast and i can spell but the popups keep messing with were one word started and the other ended
I have no idea what you're trying to say with this "sentence." Perhaps it is better if you do not post at all, that way you never face the problems of being unable to spell, and members won't be so annoyed by your incoherent and insipid posts. Everyone wins.

[quote]..im not tring to raise my post count..im just trying to talk..dont i get my first amendment right..talk about rude you guys made a page to put me down..im sorry that i bring truth to what i say...and that 93.4 post a day..go look in kingdom hearts page hosted by velvet nightmare..youll see that i got at least 99% of my posts there...and i dont take back any thing i said ever.on this web site..a simple email would of been easier..ha
Your posts don't bring truth to what they say, and the first amendment doesn't particularly cover the way your behave on a forum. When you registered with the forum, you agreed to obide by the rules and follow forum conduct - legally, if we found you infringing on those rules which you agreed to when registering, your "first amendment" would go right up your ass and hide. No real court would listen to your case, if you want to try bring "first amendment rights" into the discussion.

At the end of the day, if you wanted to "talk," a simple instant message or e-mail would have been wiser. This forum is for discussion and as such is not a social chat room that requires your every input whenever you find a post that doesn't have you listed as the last poster. If you wish to discuss topics, fine, but don't treat this as a chat room where one sentence posts about nothing in particular are necessary. Surely you understand the difference between a chat room and instant message over an Internet forum, right?

[quote=GameMiestro]When you have a bunch of sentences talking about something that is very hard to translate into standard english which would possibly give us a good idea of what you are talking about and you keep using two dots instead of one in order to end your sentences so we don't know if you are ending your sentences or just taking a pause and then bragging about getting 93.4 posts a day which is kind of scary but anyway if you keep doing this and keep ignoring any possibility of making a argumentable point then the most logical option in this scenario would be to mock you by using similiar techniques by what you are trying to attack the forum with because if we just ignored you which I'm sure you're hoping that we do than that would be unproductive and we wouldn't want that cause you kind of sound like you're ranting
You aren't any better. Your entire post is a bunch of garbage that could be better constructed by a monkey or an illegal immigrant. Shut up, you aren't in any position to give him advice or say anything about how poor Keyartist's writing is.

I have changed my attitude towards the post that I've being putting up. I hope everyone can agree that I have been trying and you can now understand me better.

See? It isn't that hard to look like there's at least one brain cell floating around in that bone skull of yours.

I would say at least half of one at that. But thank you for your kindness.

[Quote=Trigger] [COLOR=Silver][FONT=Trebuchet MS] That is not what racism is. I suggest you check the dictionary before you defend yourself by taking the word clearly out of its own definition. You can't say you are not racist if you don't even properly demonstrate that you know what it means.

[COLOR=Black]I actually was bashing him for making stupid, bigoted, racist and irrelevant
comments. He was actually defending himself against an existing accusation.
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[Quote=Trigger (at GameMiestro)][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=Silver][FONT=Trebuchet MS] You aren't any better. Your entire post is a bunch of garbage that could be better constructed by a monkey or an illegal immigrant. Shut up, you aren't in any position to give him advice or say anything about how poor Keyartist's writing is.

[COLOR=Black]Um, that was the point. It was crude, lowbrow satire. It says so somewhere in the post. Context is a wonderful thing.

Nicely shot, but missed the point.[/COLOR]
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[quote=Dreadnought]I actually was bashing him for making stupid, bigoted, racist and irrelevant
comments. He was actually defending himself against an existing accusation.
What the Hell? I was supporting what you had said. Also, most of GameMiestro's posts are insipid and pathetic.

But as I said I hope to put the past behind us, for I have cleaned up my post.

[quote=Trigger]What the Hell? I was supporting what you had said. Also, most of GameMiestro's posts are insipid and pathetic.

Ah, sorry, no offense intended. For a second I thought that you had not seen the post in question. It all makes sense now. PLZ FORGIVE!!!

I agree with the concept that most of GameMiestro's posts are about as satisfying as a whipped-cream steak, but that particular piece of satire made me snicker both because of the irony and the post in itself.